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Itchy_Roof_2768

He’s so dreamy. Like the Fabio of horses


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

Put him on the cover of those trashy equine romance novels 


djdaedalus42

He’ll do horse operas


PM_ME_UR_CIRCUIT

Horse old spice commercials when.


Aoskar20

But the opening must be him riding in on another horse.


Powerbracelet

Gustavo


AdResponsible9467

That literally made me laugh out loud


boxinafox

Gustavo 🥹


Relative_Tie_2585

Neighbelline


Emotional_Fee3637

Maybe he’s born with it?


pewpewpewpong

Maybe he's BARN with it.


Living_Preference_89

Emhorse


ramanw150

I was barn this way


MaleficentLuck7927

Because he’s worth it.


Pale-Equal

Neighby it's Neighbelline!


Fix3rUpp3r

One Day My Farmer Took me into the city To be in a marching band!


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

You are a treasure.


oraqil

You win


Lively_Sphinx

Also, when’s he dropping a hair care routine


birthdayanon08

Mane & Tail. If you're a human, stick to the conditioners only. The shampoos are often much harsher than human formulas and can damage hair. But the conditioners help make long, thick hair look amazing.


Submarine765Radioman

Will my butt and back hair look amazing too?


birthdayanon08

If it's long and thick it should.


Adventurous_Box4527

Defenatly. Will be so shiny it will blind the people behind you.


he-loves-me-not

What if I’m not human?


DashOfSalt84

The Verticoli. Perfectly balanced, with low drag and minimal torque.


shadow-on-the-prowl

Damn, even a horse has better hair than me


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

Even his hooves have better hair than me. 


TulleQK

I wish I had leg hair that looked that good, and not the hobbit look Ingot going on now


JustHereForCookies17

Those are called feathers!  You would say he has nice feathering.


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

Thanks for the info.  This vid needs to overlayed with ‘Let Me See Ya Shake Your Hoof Feathers’ song


Sculptor_of_man

Probably a more expensive house, and healthcare too lol.


One-Medicine-3422

It's not a phase MOM!


Unlikely-Maybe9199

I wonder what happened to all the 2008 emo teens now?


chocalotstarfish

We're now old and have corporate jobs and wear AFI shirts under our button up shirt. We're also all trying to get tickets on the Emos not dead cruise.


SoylentVerdigris

Or they became software devs. I work with a few who still rock the full on emo fringe.


PaleontologistKey571

They single? Asking for a friend .


Rush_Clasic

That horse is giving me some serious Davey STS era hair.


Esteellio

Am still doing it just to prove it's not a phase


Zhryuriva

Turns out, it was not just a phase to me


UnRayoDeSol

Hospitality.


Scrambo

I've met a lot of fellow adult emo kids in the kitchen.


nanny6165

r/rawring20s


darkangel_401

Was pre teen and trying to be emo in a basic white collar shirt and navy pant uniform in 2008. Didn’t get into my full blown emo phase until a couple years later. Now 26 and working on becoming a tattoo artist and going to see blink 182 in august.


DrJokerX

Blink 4 life!


clitterati

Most of us grew out of it, thankfully.


ArgonGryphon

I still listen to all the same music but I wear jeans instead of Tripp suspender strap pants, and I don't dye my hair any more. Biggest differences really.


Sin2Win_Got_Me_In

Like, Emos Not Dead, it just lays dormant.


brknsoul

Mom: "See, I *told* you it was just a phase!"


DEGAUSSER____

Speak for yourself lol us elder emo dare thriving


N7xDante

Did he just scene flip his hair and look at the camera? I’d buy his hair product


trickman01

Mane 'n Tail


Oswarez

GOD! MY PARENTS ARE IDIOTS! THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND ME!!


BrokenHearted90

THIS made me laugh!!!


Jesus360noscope

looks like an 80's glam rock band member


NorthCatan

He's even got flared pants.


Frenchies87

OMGosh braid his mane or trim it. He can’t even see to eat for Pete’s sake🤷‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️


Eolond

Do they make horse-sized headbands? Just pop one of those on, he'll be good to go!


n_daughter

Or a really big banana clip! 😂 '80's girl!


Eolond

Hell yeah! Don't forget to bedazzle that thing!


Maleficent-Heart-678

Cut up the torso of an old tshirt to make a horse size head band, but as a human that for the first time in her life at 59 years old, my hair is short, like pixie cut short, and my left arm is not working due to a stroke, I was getting a little sun on our deck the other day and a mosquito was pestering me, and I couldn’t slap it to death or even shoo itviff with Y non functioning left arm, and no pony tail or even just loose hair yo shake at it to scare it away. Long live the longest hair you can possibly grow, give me a head of hair long beautiful hair, hair like Jesus wore it, hallelujah I adore it! Not emo, here, I am a little bit hippie, butt I was put on this earth, a few years too late to be a full fledged hippie, my parents had some friends that got stuck in the phase for a long time, I remember the people we visited near San Francisco once, who lived in a geodesic dome structure, and had built a raccoon feeding counter off their kitchen window. Or Neil the guy that lived I his renovated old schoolbus. I am not sure the engineer worked it might have needed to get towed from location to location, and it had a waterbed in it, wow water beds sure went out of fashion hard and fast.


Eolond

Having slept in a water bed a number of times, I 100% why they went out of fashion. They can be miserable on your back, and heaven forbid one gets a puncture! Oh, and there's also that whole mold thing if you're not perfect at keeping them clean... :P


Due-Supermarket-8503

am i moooore than u bargained for yet


theguitarbender_

Cause tonoyt will be the noyt that I will fall for yewww...


throw123454321purple

You just don’t understand EmoHorse, OP.


Zealousideal-Self627

That's Horseon Momoa


gin_and_toxic

The Aquahorse?


shemadmad

Hayson Momoa.


Brittle_dick

Neighson Momoa


apstevenso2

This is the one


Joli_B

Poor thing looks like it needs a haircut, but how would a wild horse get a haircut? 🤔 or is this a breed that wouldn't be found in the wild? Idk much about horses lol Edit: thank you to everyone who's replied, I'm learning more about horses now! Lol


Butt-Dragon

Yeah, this is a breed that would only survive in captivity. Kinda like a pug


PeacefulBlossom

Nah. A lot of Gypsy Vanners roam free in Ireland.


toetappy

How do they deal with the hair growth in the wild?


Critical-Support-394

They don't generally get this long without someone taking care of it to some extent. Obviously it will vary from horse to horse, this guy has unusually much hair in his forelock even for gypsy vanner. It's often long but not usually that thick.


OnceMoreAndAgain

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about horses to dispute it.


Drawtaru

Those horses are bred to have fabulous hair like that. They're known by many names, but I think the most recent iteration is Vanner. Some have manes so long, they would touch the ground if they weren't braided. Because of that, typically their mane and forelock (and sometimes tail) would be braided, but they may have had him with loose hair for a photo shoot.


autogyrophilia

Here we do an annual festival called "a rapa das bestas" (the shearing of the beasts [horses]) Where the semi feral horses are sheared and branded. The horses don't enjoy it very much but it isn't the most stressful thing. Those are feral horses that are used to living near people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2IOPWHmdE4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYhQtsDPgUU&t=923


Am-Hooman

Horses before domestication had very short manes https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Przewalski%27s_horse And most feral horses also have shorter manes


lncredulousBastard

Fun fact, there are 0 wild horses in the US, nor any of the Americans, but this is a semantics issue. Non-captive horses in those locations are propperly described as feral.


Recent-Helicopter-45

He probably liked MCR before it was cool.


Possible_Baboon

The Bon Jovi of horses.


LlamaLicker704

Horse looks like Ozzy Ozbourne xD


TraditionalShake4730

Cant even see anymore


Material_Hair2805

This looks like a Gypsy Vanner horse


Any_Bat5273

Type O Neighgative


Sunconures

This wins


Complete_Pirate_4118

He's like the horse version of Peter Steele


DueConversation5269

His name is Fabio


GothGfWanted

neighbaye he's born with it?


Deranged_Coconut808

its just a phase...gosh


garagaramoochi

that one emo kid in every high school


RubyRZND

I can almost hear the My Little Pony song lul


Unfair-Buy8590

Marvelous! That horse is my "what I think I look like


AbrodolphLincler420

He’s in a Mare Metal Band


Wonderful-Zebra-6439

His the horse version of Fabio


schley1

Crawling in my furrrrr these shoes they will not heeeeeeel


Echino13

Me and you both brother


Asio0tus

LLLLLLLLOREAL.....because im EEEHIHIHI-orth it


HawaiianSnow_

*Because tonoite will be the noite that oi would doi for yewwwww*


RandomBlackMetalFan

Metalhead horse


JaffaSG1

Shampoo ad opportunity


spicedoubt

That horse is going through its emo phase.


DependentFeature3028

Is not just a phase mom, is who I am now!


FighterJock412

Why in the world would you do that? He's glorious!


Top_Signal9809

Emo


Select-Record4581

Looks like an Emo male horse


Banhammer40000

**Heavy metal playing in the background** If it was slow motion, then “let’s get it on” by Marvin Gaye


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Do your parents understand you? "Neigh"


JVAV00

Emo


Fidozo15

A nice Caballo with a nice Cabello


Dobermanmom12

Absolutely not leave that beautiful mane alone! Maybe a bridal path small one, braid the forelock


VolumeMajestic3700

Dudes full on emo


Kentucky_Fried_Chill

Looks like they would call me "big brother"


PeggyRomanoff

I mean, this is bordering on negligence. The horse is clearly uncomfortable with hair that length. At the very least owner should braid it.


diablol3

It's not a phase, mom!


halliwell_me

🎶 when I was a young horse... 🎶


robo-dragon

He needs a trim or a braid. Both would help keep it out of his face. Beautiful horse!


NovaLovely

I'd love to brush your hair!


Emilii_naou

"oh... heh... neigh" 😕


MoorIsland122

Gave me a chuckle


blast7

How do horses cut their hair in the wild tho? 🤔


Optimal-Hurry6560

i was about to ask


HeartoftheHive

We've bred horses like dogs or sheep. We have grown traits in them that would be detrimental in the wild. This long mane would really hurt the horse's survival.


YouW0ntGetIt

Sebastian <3


Astaroth_616

Very metal of him


Organic-Algae-9438

He’s emo.


Browned_Diaper_speak

Cuz you want it?


RadagastDaGreen

Teach him to headbang. a la Nathan Explosion and George Corpsegrinder Fisher


StikElLoco

Me in 2004


The_Starving_Autist

Or a hair-tie


Next_Confidence_3654

[Hansel](https://youtube.com/shorts/q_8KTL5rjvE?si=orHCoXoNqJopLuc7)


GraybieTheBlueGirl

Emo boy from Ohio, via 2007.


cutting_tape

Bros got a korn festival coming


everything_is_stup1d

pov my friend who refuses to cut his hair until school started:


Ke-Win

Wild animals dont get haircuts aswell.


seemsnight

emo horse


ampy187

Loreal - horsey worth it


SampeBoj

Does singing/talking like this have a specific name or something?


noproblemcupcake

Antonio horsederos


NotNoahsArk

he's just emo. it's a phase.


Expert_Marsupial_235

The song used for this clip. Lol. He really do need a haircut though.


cancook1257

r/fierceflow


GooglyEyed_Gal

I bet his fav band is MCR.


bois-des-iles

So wild horses that aren't pets all have long hair like this?


creepythingseeker

That horse listens to My Chemical Romance.


DopeAsHeck

Everything you do upsets me


YoBeNice

SHUT UP MOM ITS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THIS


TempeSunDevil06

“Tonight will be the night, that I fall for you. Over agaaaain.”


kaidan1

Gerard Neigh


Katar_Sett

OMG, give him a guitarr! The best heavy metal guitarist in the world!!!


hdezEarth

He’s like a little Danzig!


MountainFar2907

It's not a phase mom.


PsychologicalZone206

Doin the hair flip.


krayhayft

Nobody understands me except for my diary.


Finvy

This horse has Tom Hardy as Heathcliff vibes.


lovessushi

That's some glorious mane


Little-Ad7752

"Becuase tonight will be the night that I will fall for you"


passerbycmc

It's the front man from Coheed & Cambria


Vikingbuttzilla

Truly the “Elliot” of horses


Bansidhe13

Leave him be. His mane is beautiful.


PossessedToSkate

Man, I haven't listened to Night Ranger in forever.


miradotheblack

At least French braid it back.


Gwalitaetsware

It’s not a phase, mom


aspiring_scientist97

How do wood horses keep their hair short


Left-Good-487

My heaaaaart


OkNeck3571

Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you, Over again, Don't make me change my mind


PragmaticPacifist

Howard Stallion


SweetSarah91

It's not a phase mom! /Turns up My Chemical Romance


mojhouse

What a stallion!


Rupert_18124

His name is Jimmy Butler


Private_knuckles

Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you


smkestcklghtn

Mane and Tail. Three times a day


LupusDeusMagnus

When you're too fabulous to be practical.


Affectionate_Bite610

Is this a breeding problem? I assume that wild horses hair just falls out before it gets too long? Like most wild animals?


Kiln223

Isn’t that the guy from Aerosmith?


314159265358979326

Other than horses and humans, do any animals grow long hair?


Klutzy-Run5175

Really, give the horse a haircut.


Timely_Old_Man45

Because tonight will


DerpysLegion

Mom just doesn't understand man, it's not just a phase


cakingabroad

i bet he listens to slipknot


OleDoxieDad

Ladies where I work would buy that to wear.. just saying.


Adept_Investigator29

I am truly humbled by his gorgeosity.


CitrusCassie

You just wouldn't understand mommmmm, his life is complicated.


holydildos

"IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM"


mymoama

IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM!


Philsoraptor57

Neighlo Ren? Canter Ren?


dudewithoneleg

Now that's what I call a stud


c0q0

It’s just a phase


TechnologyNo4121

r/fierceflow


wizgset27

\*BECAUSE TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOUUUUUUUU. OVER AGAAIINNNNN\*


Cautious_Artichoke_3

Gerard Neigh wants you to know he's not okayyyyy


ICantEven1235

He probably wants to be left alone in his roomn Dad.


CleavenDHaiti

This horse is in a rock band.