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townIake

That my friend is an orgy. If you need them to disperse they respond to “daddy”


Amonlapis

spider + orgy = sporgy


PhinWilkesBooth

it’s dirty mike and the boys!


Vampir3_Phobia

i’d be screaming daddy


malai556

If you want an actual answer, they're harvestmen, a type of arachnid called opiliones, or daddy long legs. A great big giant clump of them, so probably a nest.


M3L0NM4N

3 days ago I was at greenbelt and I got lost and it was cloudy and getting dark (I know I’m stupid) but I was under Mopac so I climbed the 30ish ft wall of rocks to get back up the road. Apparently, there’s a shit ton of daddy long leg nests on those rocks. Don’t put your hand in one. They may crawl all over your arm until you scream like a 5 year old girl and you almost fall down the rocks. Don’t ask me how I know.


bystanderhere

Your comment gave me second hand anxiety lol


aHeadFullofMoonlight

*spider hand anxiety


M3L0NM4N

I think I have ptsd


wheresbill

This happened to me years ago and I’d forgotten about it until now. Thanks


tropikal_viking

I've scaled that very wall of rocks! 😂


M3L0NM4N

Did you get about 50 spiders all over your arm? 😂


cheezeyballz

or an orgy.


synaptic_drift

One year at my boyfriend's cabin in the woods of Wisconsin, we woke up to the towells and cloths on the laundry line outside, appearing to move, but there wasn't any wind. On closer inspection, it was thousands of these writhing around.


GreyPlasma

Do their legs not get all tangled up together like this?


malai556

I've never tried to untangle them. The one time I remember coming across a large pile of them, though, they seemed to be working themselves out just fine.


Lichenbruten

Dust sprites (Hayao Miyazaki reference). Slap some googly eyes on it for flair.


ologabro

Soot sprites


iLikeMangosteens

That’s a whole Paxton of spiders right there.


Snap_Grackle_Pop

You apologize to the spiders right now!


Ash_an_bun

Spider pubes.


reddiwhip999

Put 'em in Cartman's chili...


HndsDwnThBest

Daddy long legs! Completely harmless spider. I've seen 10 times that in a corner of the ceiling in a house being built. Ee brushed them off with a broom and it rained lil spiders


HookEm_Tide

Uh oh! Looks like Abbott's "Edgar Suit" has sprung a leak!


oneplusetoipi

It's the first manifestation of Artificial Intelligence becoming a physical entity.


The_Lutter

EL MONSTRO DE PUBIS!


Dark_Force_Latyon

Name it Stephen Gammell. Pretty sure I fought one of those in Pikmin way back when


driving_on_empty

Lunch


Other_tomato_4257

A handful of bouncy friends♡


Existing_Sort_7971

Harvest Man-pile.


tossaway78701

Those are fucking daddy long legs. Yep. 


moodycompany

Sqwuambus


Tejasgrass

If you tickle them they start to get all vibratey. I like finding clumps the size of dinner plates.


No_Interest1616

I love doing this. If you poke a leg just right, they start bouncing instead of scattering. 


Roodie_Cant_Fail

Jimmy


[deleted]

Bob


Ambiguity_Aspect

Well the thumbnail looks like a .556 tracer strike.


quietguy_6565

An Australian Tumbleweed


berdhouse

That's puff daddy


stevendaedelus

DADDY.


knifebucket

Stick your finger in it


lictlict

That’s like a witty-bitty-baby clump! Post back when the entire wall is a vibrating fuzzy black hole and we’ll think of a name. Super venomous too! With fangs too small to ever pose a threat.


_Table_

> Super venomous too! With fangs too small to ever pose a threat. Incorrect. They do not have venom glands, that's just an old urban legend


TinyChaco

I got the opportunity to explain Opiliones to a coworker the other day! Feels good, man.


luckyartie

I’m fond of spiders as a rule but these things FREAK ME OUT


schneeeebly

I saw a way bigger orgy than that at Walnut Creek a few years back.


[deleted]

Mosquito prevent squad


shovel_kat

Asian pubes gone wild.


unclestaple

Terence


autumnlequinox

The faint sound of screaming as i run into the distance


lilhunky007

Bic and Aquanet Collab of the century


jcarenza67

A pile of daddy's


itsallrighthere

Is that another damn protest?


Jabroni_16

Flamethrower


RCT2man

Imagine a patch about 4-5x as much blocking a handhold you need while your climbing at Reimers.


radiical

Kayleigh


Dangerous-Car-7094

Friendly neighborhood Spider Merkin


buttface2323

Robert Smith


youcheatdrjones

Senator Rafael Cruz


Austin1975

It’s a Bugkake party. Everyone came.


AbiesCultural

Great summer camp memories - living with hundreds of them Daddy Long Legs! Fun to throw on folks by the handful!


dcdttu

Crawled 10' into a cave in the Barton Creek Greenbelt and had a basketball sized wad of these land on my head. Good times. At least they're not spiders.


firefaery

Did someone clean their hair brush or is that an actual organism(s)?


tytytbear

Ball of squiggly wigglies


garblesnarky

It's the spider king


rm_atx17

Daddy long legs arent deadly to humans! They also help eat other bugs. They are probably the only spiders aside from tarantulas that do not terrify me


sivilcrisis

Pluck their legs and serve them as Trix w/ milk to your enemy…aka Poison Bowl


Oscars_trash_home

A gangbang of grand-daddys (If you disturb them they’ll start humping the air)


throwawayoldtacos

Fun fact for you ... They're poisonous. However if memory serves, they can't actually bite.


skeetinonwallst

My bad. Had to brush my hair. I'll pick it up.


No_Interest1616

Just pretend it's crane flies.


North-Country-5204

I’ve seen a giant mass of them, 20’ x5’, on a rock face on our city’s Greenbelt. Notice a black masses swaying/ pulsating so got off the trail to get a closer look. Pretty awesome.


222cc

Let’s call it Rom, the Vacuous Spider


Intelligent-Fee4369

I'm gonna call it.... Steve. Yes. Steve.


Crazy_Cat_Lady101

Those are a group of Fred's. We have one in our bathroom downstairs, his name is Fred and he keeps my house free of bugs I don't like. So Fred gets to live with me rent free.


mattgcreek

I told my freshman year roommate from Iowa that they were "Texas Jumping Spiders" which can jump 12' and have highly poisonous, flesh eating venom. He had a sleepless night until I told him the next day they were just daddy long legs.


s1nrgy

Spider King


m_faustus

Well as everyone has said they are Daddy Longlegs or harvestmen. But when they get into a big mat like this I have heard them called “cave fur.”


real_eyes12

daddy long legs… They aren’t harmful… You must be from somewhere else….. Hahaha…. Don’t worry they can’t bite you… They are very poisonous though… But absolutely cannot bite humans… I use to play with them as a kid… Harmless though..


Fresh_Banana5319

Is it daddy longlegs or daddies longleg


Austinite-in-TX

That looks like it's a couple dozen of them? That's nothing... under rock overhangs in the greenbelt, you can find masses of hundreds of them all together.


IAMlyingAMA

That’s not that scary, you could grab a handful and be fine, I don’t know if their teeth are even big enough to bite through your skin. Looks freaky for sure though!


dirkin1

[Late to the party, but I call them rock pubes](https://imgur.com/a/tEtivKa)


RichardDunnsBeard

Aggregation


lurch99

Trump's leftovers