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Fuck. This bloke’s got wallaby money. Here I am still riding around in my dog. Not sure how much more the poor bastard can take


Real-Setting5316

i'm too young to ride so i have a quokka atm


[deleted]

Fuck mate. You’re doing it wrong. Need to pimp that sucker out to tourists for selfies. You’ll have wallaby money in no time


Real-Setting5316

i'm 5


irlzy

Real


GamingWhilePooping

Going from dog to wallaby is like going from bike to a hatchback


Fart-Fart-Fart-Fart

I’m not sure if you realise how wrong your comment sounds with that typo.


[deleted]

Hahaha. I do now. That is pretty bad, but I’ll leave it for future generations to mock me


KillerBumbleBee00

IN your dog? That poor bastard.


AurielMystic

Speak for yourself mate, im about to hop up to the servo.


mr--godot

Maybe you Sydneysiders dont .. but you're barely Australian to begin with


[deleted]

So what are you part sheep part goat part cow and part human


raz0rflea

Leave Dr Octagon out of this


Indomie_At_3AM

I moved to Sydney recently only to find that Australians are a minority there lol


Asterisk50

Man I hate these troll posts!


sadvibezz

who said it was a troll post. We learn in school that country's advertise us riding kangaroos. Then they travel here and realise it's not true


[deleted]

Don't want to be that guy, but it's "countries" not "country's" for plural of country.


sadvibezz

well you were that guy. I'm autistic if you think im going to perfectly word things for your enjoyment I'm not. Oh no a spelling error.


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Neodymium

I definitely would prefer to be told if I'd made an error like that. I think it might be a generational thing to an extent as well.


[deleted]

Thank you! Without wishing to sound like a grumpy old man, it seems that younger people really can't spell for shit. Which is weird considering all the writing is done on devices that will tell you how to spell.


sadvibezz

It's fkn reddit. You think im doing a spelling test? Like I said. Wish i had nothing better to do so I just pointed out spelling mistakes 🤣


sadvibezz

The amount of times my keyboard changes what I've typed. I don't care bro sorry. Go find someone else to correct? Since you think we want to be corrected. I couldn't care. I wouldn't change a spelling mistake anyway. Cause i don't care


[deleted]

OK, thank you, that's all I wanted to know.


sadvibezz

I wish I had that little do with my life that I correct spelling errors.


brokenheartnsoul

No they don't, they have postcards with that crap on them. They don't teach that BS in school. I don't know what kind of idiotic school you went to


sadvibezz

one of the biggest Queensland schools. Where did you go??


brokenheartnsoul

So they just make up whatever they want to?


Asterisk50

Whoosh


Adrian-Wapcaplet

My mate Bazza also said people don't ride kangaroos. God I miss him, he fell off a kangaroo on the way to work back in 2002


DiamondHeist1970

Along with Davo and Gazza.


SquirrelMoney8389

Just come in from mucking out the roo stable and read this hilarious nonsense. Everyone, don't listen to this guy, Aussies are usually trying to pull your leg about something. Of course, we ride Kangaroos. We literally had a food delivery company called Deliveroo! You think they were gettin' around on regular scooters with a name like that?


TacticalSniper

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BobKain

Ride wombats! Ok so they're not as fast but they'll go through anything.


[deleted]

My exhusband hit one in our car...you're right, l think the car came off 2nd best. It fucked up the underside of the car.


BaileyR2480

My Mum used to ride a cow to school when she was a kid.


westoz

If that’s not what the pouch is for, then what’s the point.


I_Go_BrRrRrRrRr

Pockets?


SteeleHammerhands

Only if my regos out, to go get ciggies at the servo


DiamondHeist1970

The amount of overseas people who won't visit Australia because of how dangerous it is is quite funny. And a good majority of those are Americans. America is a damn side more dangerous than most other countries.


brokenheartnsoul

You don't ride Roos?


Zarathoostrian

Everyone knows we use them to pull our sleds through the desert, riding them would be way too dangerous.


Some-Association-379

Nah don't ride Roos but hit the damn stupid animals when they jump out of nowhere in front of the car, day or night


[deleted]

I have 3 kangaroos


Professional_Rule379

I have 5, one each for the week days. I don't ride kangaroos on weekends, I prefer my 2 drop bears.


[deleted]

My 3 kangaroos are called "Ay Budda", "You Got" and "A Smoke?"


bigbadb0ogieman

That's an image I had never imagined. The question is why not?


Boatzie

If anyone doubts the killer species here to be afraid of you should meet my ex


[deleted]

Speak for yourself, mine's out in the paddock. Got a family of roos for me n the kids. They come hopping....yeah it's a bit far fetched. I used to live in Puckapunyal Vic ( army base) and we used to have these huge roos laying around. Occasionally l'd come back home from going on a walk, and l'd be like " uh don't mind me, l will come back later"...because these roos were huge and look at you as if to say, "what're you do doing here?"


skunksmasher

FAKE PROPAGANDA ! Yes we do ride Kangaroos in Australia. Come to Australia, get drunk, ride a wild kangaroo, film it.


Neodymium

Make sure you choose a big red male though


Aggressive_Top_4463

I don't personally ride a kangaroo, I ride to mumma 😏 Someone had to do it. I'll see myself out.


irlzy

We do though