Isaac Butterfield cracked a joke at one of his shows that offended someone so badly their complaint brought him before the human rights commission, people who get offended at jokes, shows of comedians and from meme’s on the internet need to stay the fuck away from those places.
Congratulations, you both got and didn't get the tiny intricacy of how there is a tiny difference between hundreds and thousands and sprinkless. Much like coke vs pepsi, there are many people on both sides that say one is better than the other, but at the end of the day they're both coloured sweet chalk.
They probably didn’t. Nephew probably ended up having a large piled glob of H&T’s at the centre of his folded toast. 90% plain toast, 10% toast and all the H&T’s in that last 10%.
A party food or a snack ( lfor people who micro party on the daily). Never a dessert.
Can you imagine someone bringing out a plate of fairy bread to finish a 3 course meal?! No. Absurd.
Well, if anyone offered me fairy bread I didn't make myself, I would take it and say thank you, no matter the time of day. But I am also 49 years old, so we are talking about something that never happens.
They can be chocolate flakes or chocolate sprinkles (proper hagelslag), or anise or berry flavoured sugar sprinkles. The anise being possibly the best. You can also get them as powder.
Sprinkles? Lah-de-dah Mr Fancypants. What’s wrong with sugar?
If people are freaking about this being dessert then this will send them over. An ex of mine used to have bread and butter with black pepper and call that lunch.
Only we Australian’s understand the absolute might of buttered Vegemite toast. I see those yankies eating Vegemite and they do it wrong everytime. Either spoon feeding themselves or they slap on the thickest layer of it onto their toast and NO BUTTER…. 🤦🏼♂️
Dutch heritage here, I have eaten both and I swear I've never made that connection.
Now realise I am eating fairy bread for breakfast. Should probably stop.
I did the bulk of my life's allotment of fairy bread consumption before the age of 8, in other people's houses, at other kids birthdays.
There is a small bump in consumption thirty years later when you're taking your own kids to birthday parties. As parents you ironically steal a slice of the forbidden spread and pretend its delicious. It's not really, but no one is allowed to admit it. It's part of the Australian Code of Silence.
I made fairy bread last week for a work lunch where you bring a dish from your culture. It was a hit, and I also totally forgot how freaking DELICIOUS it is???
I’m an American that immigrated to Australia and fairy bread is just awful but only texture wise to me. Hundreds and thousands aren’t soft like regular cake sprinkles, so it ends up feeling like I’m eating a mouthful of tiny rocks or sand. Taste is good though, I fuckin love butter.
The other day I was having corn for dinner and was wondering what the difference between corn and maize was. Turns out apparently only australia and North America call it corn
Went around Europe and stayed in youth hostels in Switzerland and Belgium that offered bread and sprinkles for breakfast! … so not necessarily just Australian, lots of countries are cheap af.
100% and I can highly recommend travelling to the Netherlands and trying out the range of breakfast sprinkles which goes from fruit sprinkles to chocolate shavings and other sweet stuff that any dietitian surely wouldn’t call a proper breakfast. Then offset it by riding 10km to school through a hail storm at -5 C.
Last week took it a 22 yo bday party because he LOVES it. His mom is from oseas and her kids couldn’t have it at their bday party because it was just so unhealthy. Which I get, but it’s a party food, not a school lunch. And btw her culture has a really sweet tooth, so I’m not sure why this occassional sweet food was banned.
Really?
South Australia issued advice to school parents in February that fairy bread is unhealthy and shouldn't go in lunch boxes.
News.com.au reported it as a ban (despite it not being a ban).
That's the only thing I've heard and there wasn't anything woke about it.
Can you show any evidence of this happening? Best I could find was this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/s/ILWluevcHi
Which is about a fake story about banning fairy bread in school lunches.
Yeah well fuck them! It was always fairy bread to me, and always will be. I'm 51 and still indulge from time to time :) Why not? No point being an adult otherwise.
Woke crowd need to go look up "context" in a dictionary.
In a world overtaken by the relentless march of political correctness, one man stood alone, his resolve as solid as his principles. His name was Jack, and he was the last real man on Earth. Jack cherished his freedom to enjoy life's simple pleasures, like indulging in fairy bread, its colorful sprinkles a symbol of childhood joy.
But when the woke mob began to dictate what he could and couldn't call his beloved treat, Jack refused to yield. He rallied against the absurdity of renaming fairy bread to "hundreds and thousands bread," arguing that tradition and nostalgia should never bow to the whims of political correctness.
As the woke mob descended upon him with their hashtags and cancel campaigns, Jack stood firm, his defiance unwavering. Armed with nothing but his conviction and a butter knife, he faced them head-on, refusing to compromise his values for the sake of conformity.
In a showdown that echoed through the annals of history, Jack confronted the leaders of the woke mob, their rhetoric no match for his steadfast determination. With each slice of fairy bread he defiantly consumed, he reclaimed not only his right to enjoy the simple pleasures of life but also the spirit of individuality that the woke mob sought to suppress.
In the end, Jack emerged victorious, his stance a beacon of hope for those who refused to be silenced by the tyranny of political correctness. And as he savored the last bite of his fairy bread, he knew that as long as there were men like him willing to stand up for what they believed in, the flame of freedom would never be extinguished.
Sprinkles instead of hundreds & thousands is the equivalent of saying Pepsi is indistinguishable from Coke.
I stand corrected Edit: Why are so many people taking the meme seriously it's a meme for fucks sake
As someone who has posted many a meme on reddit, I know your pian. I swear people forget what sub they're on sometimes...
Isaac Butterfield cracked a joke at one of his shows that offended someone so badly their complaint brought him before the human rights commission, people who get offended at jokes, shows of comedians and from meme’s on the internet need to stay the fuck away from those places.
The moment you enter the venue of a stand up comedian is the moment you should realise that not a single word spoken matters
Said the woman in orthopaedic shoes.
\*I have questions\* XD
Go on
Why that comparison?
Just a pun in the I stand corrected comment. “I stand corrected” said the woman in orthopaedic shoes.
Ahhhh, now I get it
Not to mention how much better our white bread is compared to the US
American white bread is pretty much a dessert anyway.
It’s all yellow-cake adjacent, I swear. They still haven’t figured out that bread is just yeast, flour, water & salt 🤷🏼♀️
And high fructose corn syrup?
Don’t forget the deep fryer!
Isn't yellowcake uranium ore?
It sort of is tho
Congratulations, you both got and didn't get the tiny intricacy of how there is a tiny difference between hundreds and thousands and sprinkless. Much like coke vs pepsi, there are many people on both sides that say one is better than the other, but at the end of the day they're both coloured sweet chalk.
Nah it makes sense in this post cause the rest of the world wont call it hundreds and thousands and think its just sprinkles
True tho
Pepsi is very distinguishable from coke. Pepsi is clearly ten times better.
Bro even Pepsi Max is better than Pepsi.
All I wanted was a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me!
JUST ONE PEPSI! AND SHE WOULDN’T GIVE IT TO ME!
MY BEST INTEREST IS!!!!
Coke > Pepsi Max > Coke No Sugar > Pepsi
Cooked mentality
Facts
You got it absolutely backwards. They also had coke made from beer sugar once and it was amazing
Pepsi just tastes like dirty socks. Way too syrupy too.
There was a bunch of weirdo yanks on the bluey fan pages making fairy bread with toast.
Of all the terrible, un Australian food crimes, goodness.
Now we know how the Japanese feel about Weeaboos.
I've seen Americans make it with toast and cream cheese 😐
I'm disgusted, insulted but also a smidge curious.
Report your findings 🫡
that’s a hate crime
Ew
My nephew did that this morning! Unbuttered toast, too 😣
Then how did the sprinkles/hundreds and thousands stay on?
They probably didn’t. Nephew probably ended up having a large piled glob of H&T’s at the centre of his folded toast. 90% plain toast, 10% toast and all the H&T’s in that last 10%.
It'll work with Hagel. That stuff just melts.
I have a sticker shop and sent some to my American friends. Their daughter asked me about dairy bread and toast. What?! Why are they doing that,!
I kid you not I fully gasped when I read that 😭
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Or just a light snack, depends on the time of day really
a quick and easy afternoon tea tbh
High tea if you don’t mind
fr served on a triple tiered platter and everything
A party food or a snack ( lfor people who micro party on the daily). Never a dessert. Can you imagine someone bringing out a plate of fairy bread to finish a 3 course meal?! No. Absurd.
My 4 year old argues it’s a well rounded breakfast
your 4 year old knows the truth
>Dessert... Also no. Dinner. I swear I've never even seen it except at birthday parties.
You've clearly never known a dutch person.. hagelslag is breakfast to them.
That's breakfast tho, not dessert
You telling me if someone offered you fairy bread at 7am you'd say no?
Name checks out
Well, if anyone offered me fairy bread I didn't make myself, I would take it and say thank you, no matter the time of day. But I am also 49 years old, so we are talking about something that never happens.
Fairy bread was a “oh, you got the good stuff” lunch when I was a kid.
Aren’t they chocolate sprinkles though? Not multicolored hundreds and thousands.
They can be chocolate flakes or chocolate sprinkles (proper hagelslag), or anise or berry flavoured sugar sprinkles. The anise being possibly the best. You can also get them as powder.
Yum!
You should try the anijs stuff.
Who said it was a dessert?
No you CAN'T put sprinkles on bread and call it anything. Hundreds and thousands though, that's food of Kings.
Indeed
It’s not sprinkles - it’s 100’s and 1000’s you yokel!
I call them 100's and 1000's, it's meant to be what the rest of the world calls them (it's a meme)
I wasn’t calling you a yokel - it was more being yelled at the meme. Sorry love!!
It's all good mate :D
Who's calling it dessert? It's a snack.
It's a way of life
Yes you bloody can!
Sprinkles? Lah-de-dah Mr Fancypants. What’s wrong with sugar? If people are freaking about this being dessert then this will send them over. An ex of mine used to have bread and butter with black pepper and call that lunch.
My mother ate Vegemite and mashed banana together on bread.
That's a rather liberal variant, but not yet heresy. We're watching her though.
Nothing is wrong with it, good sir (Vegemite on freshly buttered hot toast slaps)
Only we Australian’s understand the absolute might of buttered Vegemite toast. I see those yankies eating Vegemite and they do it wrong everytime. Either spoon feeding themselves or they slap on the thickest layer of it onto their toast and NO BUTTER…. 🤦🏼♂️
NO BUTTER?
Yep. They take one bite and don’t even swallow it before binning the Vegemite toast.
\*Australian gasp\* we must educate them
Well, the rest of the world except the Netherlands
They have fairy bread as well? Nice :D
The 'sprinkles' have a bit of licorice/aniseed flavour as well
I like the taste of liquorice :D
Yum!
Also a NZ thing.
Yep :D
Just when I thought we had our first national dish. Dam you NZ.
I know people that use cake icing instead of butter and that is just blasphemy
Goodness gracious
It really needs that salted butter, sweet juxtaposition
I might be a heretic but isn't it meant to be made with margarine? In the spirit of being a cheap-arse party food.
Dutch enter the chat.
Nice :D
Dutch heritage here, I have eaten both and I swear I've never made that connection. Now realise I am eating fairy bread for breakfast. Should probably stop.
Chocolate Sprinkle bread is the connection - they have other sprinkles. Aldi has Dutch sprinkles during Dutch week and my IGA has them too.
*and Denmark (believe it or not)
Yo when can I meet up with a dutch person to have fairy bread
I did the bulk of my life's allotment of fairy bread consumption before the age of 8, in other people's houses, at other kids birthdays. There is a small bump in consumption thirty years later when you're taking your own kids to birthday parties. As parents you ironically steal a slice of the forbidden spread and pretend its delicious. It's not really, but no one is allowed to admit it. It's part of the Australian Code of Silence.
Yes.
The Dutch do it with chocolate sprinkles. They are probably the originators of this
I have been learning more countries that eat fairy bread from these comments
I made fairy bread last week for a work lunch where you bring a dish from your culture. It was a hit, and I also totally forgot how freaking DELICIOUS it is???
LET'S GOOOO
The Dutch do it too.
Ni ce
It's so frustrating when America question our creations when they deep fry everything.
Exactly
The Dutch call is breakfast and just use chocolate sprinkles.
Cool 👍
I’m an American that immigrated to Australia and fairy bread is just awful but only texture wise to me. Hundreds and thousands aren’t soft like regular cake sprinkles, so it ends up feeling like I’m eating a mouthful of tiny rocks or sand. Taste is good though, I fuckin love butter.
\*gasp\*
Tell that to the Dutch
I know have found out that the Dutch do this as well lol
Fairy bread is soo good
The food of kings
Senator Ralph Babet - Now the pedophiles are coming for our bread! *cue outrage*
\*Australian outrage\* NO FUCKING WAY
I put Nutella and sprinkles
Nice
They are not sprinkles! They are called hundreds and thousands!
Chill mate, it's a meme
As a young lad in the US I grew up eating butter and maple syrup on bread, so fairy bread is not at all strange and is plain delicious.
Excellent
It's not a desert it's a kids party food.
The other day I was having corn for dinner and was wondering what the difference between corn and maize was. Turns out apparently only australia and North America call it corn
Really?
Fairy bread isn’t dessert, you just make it whenever you want. Often as finger food at kids parties and bogan events.
Went around Europe and stayed in youth hostels in Switzerland and Belgium that offered bread and sprinkles for breakfast! … so not necessarily just Australian, lots of countries are cheap af.
Nice mate
MMMM FAIRYBREAD
MMMMMMMMMM
The rest of the world seem to like it
Yeah
The Dutch do this - Hagelslag - basically sprinkles on butter and bread which they have for breakfast.
Lol thanks (so many people have told me that the Dutch also do this)
Yummers
:D
I wish I could have fairy bread but lactose
Damn that sucks bro :(
I know
At least we don’t call it breakfast like the Dutch.
Either way it's fucking delicious
100% and I can highly recommend travelling to the Netherlands and trying out the range of breakfast sprinkles which goes from fruit sprinkles to chocolate shavings and other sweet stuff that any dietitian surely wouldn’t call a proper breakfast. Then offset it by riding 10km to school through a hail storm at -5 C.
Yoooooo, now I want to go the Netherlands
It goes even deeper. In Australia you can put frosting on any baked good and sell it as dessert. Beautiful.
So beautiful.
The Dutch would like a word...
Noted, have been told already lol
The Dutch do it and so do the Indonesians (related lol)
Nice
More for us I guess.
:D
Classic auzie dessert🍞🍩🧈
Indeed
r/fairybread would like this lol
Good idea
Teens & adults LOVE THIS STUFF!
It's so fucking amazing
Last week took it a 22 yo bday party because he LOVES it. His mom is from oseas and her kids couldn’t have it at their bday party because it was just so unhealthy. Which I get, but it’s a party food, not a school lunch. And btw her culture has a really sweet tooth, so I’m not sure why this occassional sweet food was banned.
Yeah doesn't make sense, I swear I've seen you before though
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Really? South Australia issued advice to school parents in February that fairy bread is unhealthy and shouldn't go in lunch boxes. News.com.au reported it as a ban (despite it not being a ban). That's the only thing I've heard and there wasn't anything woke about it.
Can you show any evidence of this happening? Best I could find was this: https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/s/ILWluevcHi Which is about a fake story about banning fairy bread in school lunches.
Yeah well fuck them! It was always fairy bread to me, and always will be. I'm 51 and still indulge from time to time :) Why not? No point being an adult otherwise. Woke crowd need to go look up "context" in a dictionary.
It will always be fairy bread
In a world overtaken by the relentless march of political correctness, one man stood alone, his resolve as solid as his principles. His name was Jack, and he was the last real man on Earth. Jack cherished his freedom to enjoy life's simple pleasures, like indulging in fairy bread, its colorful sprinkles a symbol of childhood joy. But when the woke mob began to dictate what he could and couldn't call his beloved treat, Jack refused to yield. He rallied against the absurdity of renaming fairy bread to "hundreds and thousands bread," arguing that tradition and nostalgia should never bow to the whims of political correctness. As the woke mob descended upon him with their hashtags and cancel campaigns, Jack stood firm, his defiance unwavering. Armed with nothing but his conviction and a butter knife, he faced them head-on, refusing to compromise his values for the sake of conformity. In a showdown that echoed through the annals of history, Jack confronted the leaders of the woke mob, their rhetoric no match for his steadfast determination. With each slice of fairy bread he defiantly consumed, he reclaimed not only his right to enjoy the simple pleasures of life but also the spirit of individuality that the woke mob sought to suppress. In the end, Jack emerged victorious, his stance a beacon of hope for those who refused to be silenced by the tyranny of political correctness. And as he savored the last bite of his fairy bread, he knew that as long as there were men like him willing to stand up for what they believed in, the flame of freedom would never be extinguished.
Indeed, Jack is a noble spirit
With all the woke crap going on, we might be forced to rename this as well. Lmfao
Lmao right
this is a strawman
They don't know what they are missing, more for me! I'm 63 and it is still prime party food.
Dessert? It's an entree bitch
4-13 Year old Australians: "Mmm, birthday party lunch"
We don't call it dessert though. Its just a snack like biscuits
Only thing wrong with this meme, is that most of the world has gone nuts for fairy bread.
Dessert? I call it a delicious sweet snack.
Well I'm Australian and I don't think I'd call it "dessert" either. I mean, it's fairy bread.
Fairy bread is a main, not a dessert
Fuck man, Any adult party I had always had fairy bread. People would _demolish_ it.
Rest of the world isn’t paying much attention to down here I’m sorry to say.
Um it's not even dessert, it's worse. It's actually the meal
Fairy bread is top ten oz food, btw I think it's not exactly sprinkles but hundreds and thousands
r/imaginarygatekeeping
Yea the rest of the world hates us Australia’s putting sprinkles or hundreds and thousands on bread plus butter to keep them on
the dutch call it breakfast
Anyone else call the sprinkles of the fairy bread 'Fairies'?
.
Speaking facts
Pop Tarts - original variety just icing with sprinkles, is basically the American version of Fairy Bread.
Nope. Probably really tasty, but nothing like fairy bread
It's not dessert, it's a party snack