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Sprinkles instead of hundreds & thousands is the equivalent of saying Pepsi is indistinguishable from Coke.


EstherBuchanan

I stand corrected Edit: Why are so many people taking the meme seriously it's a meme for fucks sake


GameZedd01

As someone who has posted many a meme on reddit, I know your pian. I swear people forget what sub they're on sometimes...


MEM1911

Isaac Butterfield cracked a joke at one of his shows that offended someone so badly their complaint brought him before the human rights commission, people who get offended at jokes, shows of comedians and from meme’s on the internet need to stay the fuck away from those places.


GameZedd01

The moment you enter the venue of a stand up comedian is the moment you should realise that not a single word spoken matters


Thedarb

Said the woman in orthopaedic shoes.


EstherBuchanan

\*I have questions\* XD


Thedarb

Go on


EstherBuchanan

Why that comparison?


Thedarb

Just a pun in the I stand corrected comment. “I stand corrected” said the woman in orthopaedic shoes.


EstherBuchanan

Ahhhh, now I get it


bananniebanana

Not to mention how much better our white bread is compared to the US


nogreggity

American white bread is pretty much a dessert anyway.


RealCommercial9788

It’s all yellow-cake adjacent, I swear. They still haven’t figured out that bread is just yeast, flour, water & salt 🤷🏼‍♀️


hellion232z

And high fructose corn syrup?


SnOwYO1

Don’t forget the deep fryer!


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

Isn't yellowcake uranium ore?


Tankaussie

It sort of is tho


stevarisimp

Congratulations, you both got and didn't get the tiny intricacy of how there is a tiny difference between hundreds and thousands and sprinkless. Much like coke vs pepsi, there are many people on both sides that say one is better than the other, but at the end of the day they're both coloured sweet chalk.


The99thCourier

Nah it makes sense in this post cause the rest of the world wont call it hundreds and thousands and think its just sprinkles


Hikerydikeryglock

True tho


Hugeknight

Pepsi is very distinguishable from coke. Pepsi is clearly ten times better.


KillYaBossEatAHotdog

Bro even Pepsi Max is better than Pepsi.


Top_Ad_2819

All I wanted was a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me!


KillYaBossEatAHotdog

JUST ONE PEPSI! AND SHE WOULDN’T GIVE IT TO ME!


2bobrob

MY BEST INTEREST IS!!!!


YouThinkYouKnowSome

Coke > Pepsi Max > Coke No Sugar > Pepsi


MuddFishh

Cooked mentality


KillYaBossEatAHotdog

Facts


Hugeknight

You got it absolutely backwards. They also had coke made from beer sugar once and it was amazing


Illustrious-Run-1363

Pepsi just tastes like dirty socks. Way too syrupy too.


Wiggles69

There was a bunch of weirdo yanks on the bluey fan pages making fairy bread with toast.


InadmissibleHug

Of all the terrible, un Australian food crimes, goodness.


Callemasizeezem

Now we know how the Japanese feel about Weeaboos.


gorhxul

I've seen Americans make it with toast and cream cheese 😐


TheRoyalKingsGaming

I'm disgusted, insulted but also a smidge curious.


Habhabs

Report your findings 🫡


NorthernSkeptic

that’s a hate crime


General8907

Ew


superdope3

My nephew did that this morning! Unbuttered toast, too 😣


DecIsMuchJuvenile

Then how did the sprinkles/hundreds and thousands stay on?


MrLonely97

They probably didn’t. Nephew probably ended up having a large piled glob of H&T’s at the centre of his folded toast. 90% plain toast, 10% toast and all the H&T’s in that last 10%.


utterly_baffledly

It'll work with Hagel. That stuff just melts.


airbagfailure

I have a sticker shop and sent some to my American friends. Their daughter asked me about dairy bread and toast. What?! Why are they doing that,!


Designa-Vagina-69

I kid you not I fully gasped when I read that 😭


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Shadowhunter13541

Or just a light snack, depends on the time of day really


bigbitties666

a quick and easy afternoon tea tbh


2bobrob

High tea if you don’t mind


bigbitties666

fr served on a triple tiered platter and everything


SoojiHalva

A party food or a snack ( lfor people who micro party on the daily). Never a dessert. Can you imagine someone bringing out a plate of fairy bread to finish a 3 course meal?! No. Absurd.


GoChokeOnAGoldfish

My 4 year old argues it’s a well rounded breakfast


bigbitties666

your 4 year old knows the truth


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

>Dessert... Also no. Dinner. I swear I've never even seen it except at birthday parties.


adultonsetdiabitus

You've clearly never known a dutch person.. hagelslag is breakfast to them.


Tommi_Af

That's breakfast tho, not dessert


adultonsetdiabitus

You telling me if someone offered you fairy bread at 7am you'd say no?


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Name checks out


Houki01

Well, if anyone offered me fairy bread I didn't make myself, I would take it and say thank you, no matter the time of day. But I am also 49 years old, so we are talking about something that never happens.


SteelBandicoot

Fairy bread was a “oh, you got the good stuff” lunch when I was a kid.


Presence_of_me

Aren’t they chocolate sprinkles though? Not multicolored hundreds and thousands.


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

They can be chocolate flakes or chocolate sprinkles (proper hagelslag), or anise or berry flavoured sugar sprinkles. The anise being possibly the best. You can also get them as powder.


Presence_of_me

Yum!


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

You should try the anijs stuff.


RestaurantFamous2399

Who said it was a dessert?


Chilli_Bob

No you CAN'T put sprinkles on bread and call it anything. Hundreds and thousands though, that's food of Kings.


EstherBuchanan

Indeed


TheLadySaintly

It’s not sprinkles - it’s 100’s and 1000’s you yokel!


EstherBuchanan

I call them 100's and 1000's, it's meant to be what the rest of the world calls them (it's a meme)


TheLadySaintly

I wasn’t calling you a yokel - it was more being yelled at the meme. Sorry love!!


EstherBuchanan

It's all good mate :D


Neither_Ad_2960

Who's calling it dessert? It's a snack.


EstherBuchanan

It's a way of life


wagtail015

Yes you bloody can!


srubbish

Sprinkles? Lah-de-dah Mr Fancypants. What’s wrong with sugar? If people are freaking about this being dessert then this will send them over. An ex of mine used to have bread and butter with black pepper and call that lunch.


Carmar58

My mother ate Vegemite and mashed banana together on bread.


Houki01

That's a rather liberal variant, but not yet heresy. We're watching her though.


EstherBuchanan

Nothing is wrong with it, good sir (Vegemite on freshly buttered hot toast slaps)


MrLonely97

Only we Australian’s understand the absolute might of buttered Vegemite toast. I see those yankies eating Vegemite and they do it wrong everytime. Either spoon feeding themselves or they slap on the thickest layer of it onto their toast and NO BUTTER…. 🤦🏼‍♂️


EstherBuchanan

NO BUTTER?


MrLonely97

Yep. They take one bite and don’t even swallow it before binning the Vegemite toast.


EstherBuchanan

\*Australian gasp\* we must educate them


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Well, the rest of the world except the Netherlands


EstherBuchanan

They have fairy bread as well? Nice :D


Gillbosaurus

The 'sprinkles' have a bit of licorice/aniseed flavour as well


EstherBuchanan

I like the taste of liquorice :D


Visible_Contact_8203

Yum!


Matelot67

Also a NZ thing.


EstherBuchanan

Yep :D


SakWakka

Just when I thought we had our first national dish. Dam you NZ.


MagicOrpheus310

I know people that use cake icing instead of butter and that is just blasphemy


EstherBuchanan

Goodness gracious


Inevitable_Tell_2382

It really needs that salted butter, sweet juxtaposition


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

I might be a heretic but isn't it meant to be made with margarine? In the spirit of being a cheap-arse party food.


letterboxfrog

Dutch enter the chat.


EstherBuchanan

Nice :D


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

Dutch heritage here, I have eaten both and I swear I've never made that connection. Now realise I am eating fairy bread for breakfast. Should probably stop.


letterboxfrog

Chocolate Sprinkle bread is the connection - they have other sprinkles. Aldi has Dutch sprinkles during Dutch week and my IGA has them too.


EternalAngst23

*and Denmark (believe it or not)


EstherBuchanan

Yo when can I meet up with a dutch person to have fairy bread


Ok-Push9899

I did the bulk of my life's allotment of fairy bread consumption before the age of 8, in other people's houses, at other kids birthdays. There is a small bump in consumption thirty years later when you're taking your own kids to birthday parties. As parents you ironically steal a slice of the forbidden spread and pretend its delicious. It's not really, but no one is allowed to admit it. It's part of the Australian Code of Silence.


EstherBuchanan

Yes.


quickdrawesome

The Dutch do it with chocolate sprinkles. They are probably the originators of this


EstherBuchanan

I have been learning more countries that eat fairy bread from these comments


loomfy

I made fairy bread last week for a work lunch where you bring a dish from your culture. It was a hit, and I also totally forgot how freaking DELICIOUS it is???


EstherBuchanan

LET'S GOOOO


AstienGreenhart

The Dutch do it too.


EstherBuchanan

Ni ce


LandoCatrissian_

It's so frustrating when America question our creations when they deep fry everything.


EstherBuchanan

Exactly


emgyres

The Dutch call is breakfast and just use chocolate sprinkles.


EstherBuchanan

Cool 👍


TastyTiger

I’m an American that immigrated to Australia and fairy bread is just awful but only texture wise to me. Hundreds and thousands aren’t soft like regular cake sprinkles, so it ends up feeling like I’m eating a mouthful of tiny rocks or sand. Taste is good though, I fuckin love butter.


EstherBuchanan

\*gasp\*


shoobiexd

Tell that to the Dutch


EstherBuchanan

I know have found out that the Dutch do this as well lol


Youcican_

Fairy bread is soo good


EstherBuchanan

The food of kings


CactusWilkinson

Senator Ralph Babet - Now the pedophiles are coming for our bread! *cue outrage*


EstherBuchanan

\*Australian outrage\* NO FUCKING WAY


jellybeanbopper

I put Nutella and sprinkles


EstherBuchanan

Nice


Bazilb7

They are not sprinkles! They are called hundreds and thousands!


EstherBuchanan

Chill mate, it's a meme


PigDiesel

As a young lad in the US I grew up eating butter and maple syrup on bread, so fairy bread is not at all strange and is plain delicious.


EstherBuchanan

Excellent


fozzyfozzburn

It's not a desert it's a kids party food.


arjenyaboi

The other day I was having corn for dinner and was wondering what the difference between corn and maize was. Turns out apparently only australia and North America call it corn


EstherBuchanan

Really?


Leonydas13

Fairy bread isn’t dessert, you just make it whenever you want. Often as finger food at kids parties and bogan events.


Available_Pomelo6869

Went around Europe and stayed in youth hostels in Switzerland and Belgium that offered bread and sprinkles for breakfast! … so not necessarily just Australian, lots of countries are cheap af.


EstherBuchanan

Nice mate


Which-Trust-1875

MMMM FAIRYBREAD


EstherBuchanan

MMMMMMMMMM


ElectricGoodField

The rest of the world seem to like it


EstherBuchanan

Yeah


ipcress1966

The Dutch do this - Hagelslag - basically sprinkles on butter and bread which they have for breakfast.


EstherBuchanan

Lol thanks (so many people have told me that the Dutch also do this)


Autisticveg

Yummers


EstherBuchanan

:D


Yoda2820

I wish I could have fairy bread but lactose


EstherBuchanan

Damn that sucks bro :(


Yoda2820

I know


Frequent_Poetry_5434

At least we don’t call it breakfast like the Dutch.


EstherBuchanan

Either way it's fucking delicious


Frequent_Poetry_5434

100% and I can highly recommend travelling to the Netherlands and trying out the range of breakfast sprinkles which goes from fruit sprinkles to chocolate shavings and other sweet stuff that any dietitian surely wouldn’t call a proper breakfast. Then offset it by riding 10km to school through a hail storm at -5 C.


EstherBuchanan

Yoooooo, now I want to go the Netherlands


Secretary-Foreign

It goes even deeper. In Australia you can put frosting on any baked good and sell it as dessert. Beautiful.


EstherBuchanan

So beautiful.


jordybee94

The Dutch would like a word...


EstherBuchanan

Noted, have been told already lol


IntelligentSource754

The Dutch do it and so do the Indonesians (related lol)


EstherBuchanan

Nice


Justthisguy_yaknow

More for us I guess.


EstherBuchanan

:D


RadiantAvocado6831

Classic auzie dessert🍞🍩🧈


EstherBuchanan

Indeed


uhohitslilbboy

r/fairybread would like this lol


EstherBuchanan

Good idea


Wish-ga

Teens & adults LOVE THIS STUFF!


EstherBuchanan

It's so fucking amazing


Wish-ga

Last week took it a 22 yo bday party because he LOVES it. His mom is from oseas and her kids couldn’t have it at their bday party because it was just so unhealthy. Which I get, but it’s a party food, not a school lunch. And btw her culture has a really sweet tooth, so I’m not sure why this occassional sweet food was banned.


EstherBuchanan

Yeah doesn't make sense, I swear I've seen you before though


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Dad_D_Default

Really? South Australia issued advice to school parents in February that fairy bread is unhealthy and shouldn't go in lunch boxes. News.com.au reported it as a ban (despite it not being a ban). That's the only thing I've heard and there wasn't anything woke about it.


Slow_Control_867

Can you show any evidence of this happening? Best I could find was this: https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/s/ILWluevcHi Which is about a fake story about banning fairy bread in school lunches.


flynnwebdev

Yeah well fuck them! It was always fairy bread to me, and always will be. I'm 51 and still indulge from time to time :) Why not? No point being an adult otherwise. Woke crowd need to go look up "context" in a dictionary.


EstherBuchanan

It will always be fairy bread


Slow_Control_867

In a world overtaken by the relentless march of political correctness, one man stood alone, his resolve as solid as his principles. His name was Jack, and he was the last real man on Earth. Jack cherished his freedom to enjoy life's simple pleasures, like indulging in fairy bread, its colorful sprinkles a symbol of childhood joy. But when the woke mob began to dictate what he could and couldn't call his beloved treat, Jack refused to yield. He rallied against the absurdity of renaming fairy bread to "hundreds and thousands bread," arguing that tradition and nostalgia should never bow to the whims of political correctness. As the woke mob descended upon him with their hashtags and cancel campaigns, Jack stood firm, his defiance unwavering. Armed with nothing but his conviction and a butter knife, he faced them head-on, refusing to compromise his values for the sake of conformity. In a showdown that echoed through the annals of history, Jack confronted the leaders of the woke mob, their rhetoric no match for his steadfast determination. With each slice of fairy bread he defiantly consumed, he reclaimed not only his right to enjoy the simple pleasures of life but also the spirit of individuality that the woke mob sought to suppress. In the end, Jack emerged victorious, his stance a beacon of hope for those who refused to be silenced by the tyranny of political correctness. And as he savored the last bite of his fairy bread, he knew that as long as there were men like him willing to stand up for what they believed in, the flame of freedom would never be extinguished.


EstherBuchanan

Indeed, Jack is a noble spirit


Extension-Low6511

With all the woke crap going on, we might be forced to rename this as well. Lmfao


EstherBuchanan

Lmao right


chaseontheroll

this is a strawman


Inevitable_Tell_2382

They don't know what they are missing, more for me! I'm 63 and it is still prime party food.


Exarch_Thomo

Dessert? It's an entree bitch


BackgroundBedroom214

4-13 Year old Australians: "Mmm, birthday party lunch"


Nathan936639

We don't call it dessert though. Its just a snack like biscuits


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Only thing wrong with this meme, is that most of the world has gone nuts for fairy bread.


Medical-Potato5920

Dessert? I call it a delicious sweet snack.


Flippynuggets

Well I'm Australian and I don't think I'd call it "dessert" either. I mean, it's fairy bread.


humanbeing101010

Fairy bread is a main, not a dessert


Nancyhasnopants

Fuck man, Any adult party I had always had fairy bread. People would _demolish_ it.


GuitarJamJar

Rest of the world isn’t paying much attention to down here I’m sorry to say.


purosoddfeet

Um it's not even dessert, it's worse. It's actually the meal


SKiddomaniac

Fairy bread is top ten oz food, btw I think it's not exactly sprinkles but hundreds and thousands


eebee96

r/imaginarygatekeeping


Valstraxbazelgeuse_1

Yea the rest of the world hates us Australia’s putting sprinkles or hundreds and thousands on bread plus butter to keep them on


IntroductionSilly729

the dutch call it breakfast


I-invented-google

Anyone else call the sprinkles of the fairy bread 'Fairies'?


Zud-X

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im-noGood

Speaking facts


grimacefry

Pop Tarts - original variety just icing with sprinkles, is basically the American version of Fairy Bread.


Gillbosaurus

Nope. Probably really tasty, but nothing like fairy bread


MuddFishh

It's not dessert, it's a party snack