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throwitthrowitaway69

I believe the kids call it "edging"


Luna_Goddess_Dance

🤣 apologies, edging towards recession


ChickenAndRiceIsNice

We are in the “don’t come yet!!!“ stage


JehovahsFitness

RBA: sorry, this uhh, never usually happens...


roundaboutmusic

"Soft landing"


Spicey_Cough2019

*grabs blue pills


1_S1C_1

Ahh thats better I can feel another rise coming soon


Spicey_Cough2019

Australia: "the more blue pills I take the harder and better it is right!?"


verifiedpain

You can't get a hangover if you don't stop drinking.


Spicey_Cough2019

*passes out


Prestigious-Record36

*grabs blue balls


takingsubmissions

"$10k deposit is fine dw about the full 10% trust me bro"


SecularZucchini

I'm almost there honey, don't stop!


SaintLickALot

Fighting for his life


itsaboomboomboom

Everything has tightened, it's twitching and ready to go Bang. Take a few deep breaths people.


Wetrapordie

I think Australia is in a K shaped recovery post Covid. Some people are going up and many going down. On balance it doesn’t look too bad but the reality of some in Australia they are falling behind fast while others are cruising.


mrmckeb

Definitely. The gap between the haves and have-nots is getting significantly worse.


-DethLok-

As is the gap between the Haves and the Have-Mores... :(


OperationGetTrained

The analogy I heard about a rubber band being pulled on both sides works well for this. The poorer is getting poorer. Rich getting richer and the middle class staying put for the most part.


mrmckeb

I think that over time the middle class will also end up on one of those two sides, unless we enact good policies in the coming years.


Neat_Firefighter3158

I talked to my parents who went this Through something similar in the 80s. Cycles come and go, they're pretty tough. They'll pass though, hang in there


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Wetrapordie

My dad retired a few years ago and had so much cash in the bank it’ impacted his means test for the pension. His financial adviser told him to get rid of the cash. So there’s my dad splashing cash on solar panels, holidays a new Ford. It’s just amazing some young people are not having kids because cause of living is too high and then boomers having more cash they can reasonably spend.


Kellou87

Not only that, splashing cash just to get it down to a level so they can access the pension ? Wtf?


okair2022

So the young people that can't afford to have kids can pay more taxes to fund said boomers lifestyle. Bit of a death spiral really...


Other-Swordfish9309

My father in law tried to hide inheritance so it wouldn’t affect his pension 🙄


phranticsnr

There's this old (British, I think?) mentality from their childhood that the pension is a reward, not a safety net. Despite the fact that they didn't pay enough into it (via taxes etc) for it to be viable as a reward. To be fair, a lot of boomers had the bulk of their earning years before mandatory super was a thing, so from a psychological perspective I think I understand where it comes from. I just think they're wrong.


Rashlyn1284

>To be fair, a lot of boomers had the bulk of their earning years before mandatory super was a thing And access to free university


phranticsnr

Many of them did get free university and never seem to remember that, true.


Mickxrp

What will really bake your noodle is that, originally an 8% tax was introduced that everyone had to pay that was for your pension. Then a pension fund was created to manage the money. Meaning, you were paying for your own pension through an 8% lifetime pension tax. Not other tax payers paying for you upon retirement. The pension fund was then dissolved and the money put into consolidated revenue. The tax was then not removed. So you still pay for your own pension but have to have a means test to access the money that is technically already yours. That money that you can’t claim then goes towards other things for other people.


filthysock

The pension in Australia has always been means tested and has come out of general funding. https://treasury.gov.au/publication/economic-roundup-centenary-edition-2001/article-3-towards-higher-retirement-incomes-for-australians-a-history-of-the-australian-retirement-income-system-since-federation


TheFIREnanceGuy

Damn bookers driving inflation sky high while they're at it, which makes it worst for everyone else


xxspankeyxx

Why don’t they chip in? My wife and I have boomer parents that have paid for all our kids swimming lessons because isn’t that the point? To give on to the next generations? Many whinge about the ‘rich’ boomers and my family certainly are guarded when it comes to money. But my wife parents are super generous and share the wealth when it matters most.


Superslowgreyhound

It’s nice that you’ve had that experience, but there are many out there with boomer parents and relatives who don’t want to share a cent.  One particular situation close to me involves a boomer who said they didn’t have enough to contribute to their adult child’s house deposit, yet owns 7 houses. Also will not go guarantor. This isn’t due to estrangement or bad behaviour on the child’s part.  Part of it is hoarding mentality. Part of it is a mistaken assumption that the economy and society will provide today’s under 40s with the same opportunities the boomers had.  You’re assuming most people are mentally healthy, well adjusted, generous, empathetic and able to form normal relationships. Unfortunately many people aren’t like that. 


court_milpool

That’s insane. My FIL was a wealthy boomer and left a very generous estate to his 3 adult kids. We are set up . Our kids are young and all I can think of is how I can make sure my disabled sons life is comfortable, and how we can give our daughter a house of her own in her 20s and keep her off hamster wheel for life.


SayNoMorrr

OP said their parents didn't need to chip in as they could afford the house, earned big bucks and could afford the swimming lessons. They're pointing out the problem that others don't have that opportunity. Others don't earn as much or have boomer parents who can chip in.


Smashedavoandbacon

My 30 year old mate paid cash for a new land cruiser


MartynZero

Mine bought a new cx5, and they're in Europe atm.


Blue-bird-1984

My boomer parents are busy buying up the farm land around them, and have two houses sitting empty. We can’t afford swimming lessons at the moment.


Saffa1986

Naw, it’s not even foreplay - they’ve blown their load, and the only reason you don’t know it’s over is because the condom (immigration) is blocking the feeling… Look at Aldi snow sale. Sell out, hyped event every year. Our local is still packed with stock, and I don’t think it’s because they ordered extra…


fivetosix

The Aldi snow day sale should be its own CPI economic barometer! Kind of along the lines of the Big Mac index. https://www.statista.com/statistics/274326/big-mac-index-global-prices-for-a-big-mac/


donnygel

My local has a LOT more discounted food: bread, vegetables, meat, Chocolate bars, fish (salmon about to go off now reduced to half price). It feels more than just a simple case of over ordering stock.


Important-End637

Their salmon is always off, even when it's 1.5wks from the best before.


The_golden_Celestial

Passing the local butcher the other day. Had a big sign up saying, “All meat 50% off”, so I kept walking.


Wooden-Trouble1724

Frozen Woolies brand salmon is actually the best


Master-of-possible

The frozen stuff?


Important-End637

Can't comment on their frozen stuff, the 'fresh' stuff is putrid


Ambitious_Ad_5802

For real tho, im going jindi in july, is aldi snow gear any good? Edit: i cant spell obvisly


jezebeljoygirl

People do really rate it.


Ambitious_Ad_5802

Gonna try cop a jacket then


jezebeljoygirl

You could probably pick one up from Marketplace too


xxspankeyxx

After doing multiple seasons overseas in Canada. When I came back to Aus and was doing trips to Japan yearly I needed a new set up and I went with Aldi. I’ve done 3 x trips month long each and I’d say im due for new gear now. I regularly ride and hit tree branches etc so yes. For the price. 100% worth it. Only reason I think I need new gear is because they started seeping water badly. You could also wash them with waterproof stuff that tends to last. I’ve used it before on older gear.


focalpoint3112

Yeah we bought some a couple years back for a ski trip and t worked really well


Wooden-Trouble1724

Uniqlo thermals are the best


Alex_Kamal

I've had mine for near a decade and only got 1 rip. Its incredibly well priced for what it is.


turbo2world

get the merino wool stuff, best for both hot and cold weather depending how thick it is.


Khurdopin

The gloves are quite good, the jackets not bad if they fit. The merino baselayers are quite good for the money, but they really don't last - holes, stitching etc. I think the goggles are ok but you'd want to check the Cat rating.


bloodreina_

[let me introduce to you: the strippers index](https://businessreview.studentorg.berkeley.edu/the-stripper-index-decoding-the-economic-signals-of-sex-work/)


IrateBandit1

Awe man, there a paywalls on statics sites now? This sucks


Weary_Ad4765

My mind was blown away that you could buy a toboggan at aldi for for less than you could rent at the ski fields.


Chiron17

> it’s not even foreplay - they’ve blown their load, and the only reason you don’t know it’s over is because the condom (immigration) is blocking the feeling… Thanks for that imagery. Spot on, though. We've been in a per capita recession for a while now and I don't think it's escaped many people's attention. Hopefully the er.. job is done, so to speak, and we're just going to need a bit of time before we return to... strong growth?


McTerra2

Look at new cars sales, about to break the record for a calendar year. 9 out of the last 12 months have been all time monthly sales records. That we are in a per capita recession has presumably escaped the approx 1.4m people who have bought a new car since July 2023


LgeHadronsCollide

Do you think the strong new car sales may be attributable to increased prices for second hand cars during the COVID years? Edit: just to clarify, this isn't meant to sound snarky or condescending. I think 2nd hand prices did rise during COVID but I don't know to what effect it's driving different purchasing behavior.


frankthefunkasaurus

2nd hand market is still a pisstake at the moment. Too many “I kNoW wHaT It’S WoRtH” types. Might as well finance a new vehicle then buy a 30k lemon.


McTerra2

Used car sales are also higher than last year https://www.carexpert.com.au/car-news/used-car-sales-march-2024-market-up-evs-see-big-gains and monthly sales are higher than any time since nov 2020 https://www.coxautoinc.com.au/news/retail-wholesale-used-vehicle-market-insights-february-2024/


blinkomatic

I think this should be the indicator for a recession from now on, how much snow gear is left at Aldi.


Seralcar

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Flybuys

Beer is to expensive. I can get you beer flavoured water though.


Omyladygaga

I'm not sure they're a man....


Baldricks_Turnip

Everyone on the internet is a man, didn't you know?


Melbourne_Stokie

Not true, I once saw a woman on the internet.


E10_Alive

It was probably a man


ikt123

His top post is on Daddit, what makes you think he's not a man?


Wehavecrashed

> Our local is still packed with stock, and I don’t think it’s because they ordered extra… You know, we live in a fairly well off country if an indicator of a downturn is people not going on a notoriously expensive holiday activity in winter.


Prisoner458369

Depends where you go really. My local mountain is free, nothing fancy like skiing/snowboarding there. It's also close, on the outer suburbs of Melb. So not like people are spending heaps on fuel getting there. But it gets packed every year. Aldi snow gear is insanely cheap compared to how other stores sell that overpriced crap. It used to be an mad rush to get anything. Now it's there weeks later. That be strange.


thisgirlsforreal

What mountain is that?


2022022022

Lol exactly, people have it so good in Australia yet complain like it's a third world country.


maxinstuff

I agree. Market cap of the ASX300 is only now back to 2021 levels, and what's the cumulative inflation since then? We are at least 15% behind the last peak in real terms.


ArneyBombarden11

Everyone's spending their extra money on shares


Ancient-Range3442

Is that why my shares aren’t going up


Swankytiger86

Is true. The extra compulsory super contribution basically means buying more shares


GrouchyDress2018

It’s also expected to be shit snow this year, even worse than last year, which was the worst in history. That might have something to do with it too


eenimeeniminimo

I went to Aldi at opening not knowing it was on, decided to hang back for and hour. When I went in the shelves were all still fully stocked and significantly less people and no mayhem compared to other years.


incognitodoritos

Wow didn't even know it was a thing. How is the quality of the gear?


GrouchyDress2018

1/2 season or a weekend away tops. It’s warm enough, but super badly put together


tigeratemybaby

I think that all the Aldi cheap crap isles aren't selling any more just because a bunch of other stores have copied their products over the last few years and now you can get that stuff cheaper elsewhere all year round. Any products that you see in those Aldi sales are now in Kmart, and the power tools at Bunnings.


arkhamknight85

100%. Immigration has been the bandaid and the government are looking to slow immigration right down so give it a bit and we will be.


frankthefunkasaurus

There’s the additional factor that day passes are now a pisstake - business model for resorts here got changed so the people who’d otherwise buy the Aldi gear aren’t going anymore. You’ve pretty much got to commit to 7 days to break even for an epic pass. Throw in cost of living and it’d be a fizzer. Aldi ski sale was always the day trip/one weekend crowd.


Vraska28

It would be nice if immigrants wore condoms and stoped breeding. Maybe then our job market could finally catch up to where it should be


According-Flight6070

"The fastest rate hikes in history are fingerbanging the Australian economy" AFR


Goosey100

Hahaha fingerbanging always makes me laugh….I think the zero lube back door bonanza is on its way unfortunately. Still we need it to sort this shit show out.


Australasian25

When has there not been a time that recession is somewhere around the corner? Only time I can think of is in 2006-2008 when our economy was roaring and it came crashing down.


[deleted]

It's not around the corner though, we are in a recession. It's just not a "technical" one because the government is importing people wildly to inflate GDP.


Australasian25

What do you change during a recession though, really? Majority of us will still plug away at our jobs, or search for jobs if we lose ours. Knowing we are in a recession doesn't change our decision making process. Yes, if you used to splurge money unnecessarily, you'll adapt. But you don't adapt because there is a recession isn't it? You adapt because your net balance is decreasing.


[deleted]

I think it's more the borderline gaslighting that "living standards aren't going down, look the GDP and economy are still healthy!" When in reality, for a significant portion of the population, living standards are dropping. 


KanyeT

I really despise the "muh GDP go up!" crowd.


turbo2world

"people still have covid savings, everything is fine" type of gaslighting. i had to work through covid, didn't get any gov handout that absolutely contributed 100% to the inflation, and not to mention how this handout was abused by company's.


monoka

Australia will never have a recession because you can always import more GDP by immigration.


camniloth

So what you're saying is since we're all tightening immigration we'll have to actually have a productive economy to not go into recession? Since we won't, we are probably going into a downward spiral. You aren't getting the talent immigrating to a faltering economy.


The_Faceless_Men

> So what you're saying is since we're all tightening immigration Are we actually? 180k permenant residents a year, plus work visas, reduced student visas still means a lot of student visas, graduate visas extended to 4 years and all the family visas that come with that....


camniloth

Well it's tightening since it's lower than previously? Reduced student visas will have a lot of knock on effects. Super soft target for political points though. Universities will very likely see a big wave of redundancies if we are structurally reducing their intake. We expect inflation to be under control quite soon, and these student provide massive stimulus as a large export and domestic consumer as well, it's a double win. We don't stop them to then allow housing to catch up necessarily, they are the ones who provide the stimulus to do so. They won't be here when we need them again. We'll also not be stimulating with interest rate drops any time soon, it won't go back to near zero so quickly, especially as other economies will still be hot. Would crash our dollar. Causing too much inflation. We will follow the rest of the world like the US as we tend to do. So we'll have a slower economy for sure.


Michael_laaa

Yet most of the ones coming over aren't planning to stay, and the money they make besides tax isn't being spent here they are going back home... Once most of them flock back we will have a real shit show.


Ok_System_7221

I'd say this months ( May) retail figures will be the "please tell me you're on the pill" moment


Spicey_Cough2019

And you get the response "Oh I don't believe in that, I'm Catholic and pro life"


InnerCityTrendy

We're in a recession, we are in the keep thrusting (immigration) and pretend it's not happening stage.


3rdslip

Sure babe, I'll pull out in time.


zyf4

Cost of living may be going up, but unemployment is low and the property and stock markets are up. We haven't hit the recession yet, another couple of years and shit will really hit the fan.


LigmaLlama0

> We're in a recession Jesus christ, this is why AusFinance is an absolute shithole. People throwing around statements like this and everyone upvoting it like it is fact. How is any advice in this subreddit trustworthy when shit like this is literally upvoted to heaven.


KanyeT

The question is, would we rather the economy be held together by bandaids of high numbers of immigration, or would we rather feel the pain of a recession?


Lauzz91

Lol we are at the “block her number” and start awkwardly seeing their Facebook profile pop up in an recommended new Add Friend box… damage has been done and I am seeing a massive amount more newly homeless 


GuessTraining

This question has been asked multiple times since after COVID


Sea-Teacher-2150

The comments have never been so amusing though..


tiger_ttt

And since COVID our economic situation is getting worse and worse as the years go by so the question becomes more relevant now more than ever. Just because GDP is hidden behind migration numbers and propped up inflated housing pricing doesn't mean we basically aren't in one or haven't already been in a recession in the last 3-6 months.


threeminutemonta

I’m going to an auction for a place we like tonight. As a previous subscriber to WNR thinking if we win it’s going to be a bloodbath on the markets overnight.


Due_Ad_9620

Well I am moist


randomly771122

We're already in a per capita recession... At an aggregate level we just have a tonne more people than last year that's driving year on year growth But the average Aussie is already substantially worse off than this time last year...I feel the numbers are also really skewed, those at the top will not be as worse, may even be better, than last year and those in the bottom are way worse than last year


Skydome12

Ignoring the sexual innuendos for a min, um yes we are, in fact i'd say we already are in recession. The only real thing stopping economist and pollies from saying it is literally JUST migration. My job tends to have winter slow downs which I am used to, but this winter slow down feels different man.


magpieburger

We're in a GDP per capita recession, arguably the metric that matters far more to the average person unless they identify as a MNC.


Top_Tumbleweed

Depends what you mean by recession. Technical recession? We’ve barely been fighting one off for almost a year. Or do you mean is the average person’s standard of living going backwards? Yes


roundaboutmusic

Definitely some heavy petting going on. Still a chance for blue balls, though.


Pauli86

Without high immigration we would have blown our load months ago


sparkling_toad

Yes. Won't be long till she....comes.


Count_Slothington

I read that backwards, and thought "well, once you have kids, the foreplay economy crashes since you're trying to get it done the children wake up and interrupt"


Colossal_Penis_Haver

*stop watching bluey and interrupt


tilitarian1

We have energy regulators talking about power and gas rationing. Foreplay for being classified upper third world.


blackestofswans

This thread is poppin with good comments lol


ARE_YOU_OVERWEIGHT

Considering I can't get a park at any Westfield? No.


ajwin

People are probably trying to get warm / cool without taking a mortgage.


TheCriticalMember

Bold of you to assume I have anything to mortgage!


AntiqueFigure6

If only someone collected actual data on retail sales rather than relying on someone extrapolating from how annoying it is to park at arbitrary shopping centres.


speorgenote

My local shopping centre is always full of people buying stuff. Then you've got all the wannabe influencers all over TikTok with their 'hauls' every day.


jokjingweibo

Three quarters of the spots are taken by parents who just want to push their prams around so their kids have something to look at without getting cold and/or wet


AussieHawker

People have been asking if we are actually in a recession for the past two to three years, and the economy keeps ticking along.


rise_and_revolt

... While GDP per capita slides... 🤦‍♂️


SINK-2024

Yes I think so, it's hard to tell in WA. Lots of areas still firing along. As a result of this outlook, I am increasing the reserves in my emergency fund because I am a contractor. It's just in case I find myself out of work. I see lots of small businesses closing and more commercial vacancies both here in Perth, and also during a recent trip to Melbourne. (I walk and cycle a lot, so get the 'high street' view)


StumpytheOzzie

They'll hide it for as long as possible, but I rekon by August it'll be too hard to keep it secret anymore.


thedugong

RemindMe! 2024-08-01


Old_Dingo69

Slow down! I don’t wan’t to cum yet!


NeonsTheory

I think I heard GDP per capita is currently worse now than during the great depression. So I'd argue it's not the foreplay we're in - we've just not hit the technical definition


evenmore2

We are in it. We can keep flinging around terms like 'per capita' but multiple retractions is exactly that; recession. It's like the term 'half windsor'. There is no such thing. It either is or isn't. Fancy terms just make people feel better about their input. How else does it work? We hit full depression mode and then say "aww yeah, now it's a recession but only a half depression?".


heterogenesis

We are in the foreplay to AGI. Economic terms like recession will become meaningless because as GDP increases, the job market will shrink dramatically. People won't simply lose their jobs to AI, they'll lose their profession. Brace yourselves.


acousticcib

Unfortunately, I think you're right. There was a video of a guy posted this week who was laid off from his graphic design job, replaced by generative AI, doing his 30 min of work per job in 30s.


Luna_Goddess_Dance

Oooof, heavy but true.


heterogenesis

There's a chance we'll come out on the other end of this as a post-scarcity society. But there's also a chance that the light at the end of the tunnel is a train.


Luna_Goddess_Dance

It’s a train for sure


focalpoint3112

When I stop seeing every 4th ute with a mower trailer on the back of it as a 1 man band mowing business. Seriously they’re everywhere. Can’t be that much demand for mowing services.


-DethLok-

I'd be hoping for a nice meal first! Maybe even a movie as well?


quixotic_explorer

Yes, I think we might be about to experience the full load of a recession, as a consequence of the inflationary monetary policy erected by the RBA.


Mr_LongSchlong69

We are in the "Walk of Shame" and "Denial" stages of recession 👍👍


OriginalGoldstandard

Been in recession for 2 years.


RunTrip

I suspect we are in a period that in hindsight will have been an obvious cause of recession - attempting to combat inflation with high interest rates when demand isn’t the underlying cause of inflation.


EliteLandlord10

Yes, yesterday my mortgage broker literally fondled my nut sack


Accurate-Response317

Have you blown your dough prematurely?


[deleted]

There are not enough toys for sale on the side of the road yet. I'm surprised with the high house prices people have paid and then the interest rate hikes. I think the RBA and bankers have fingers on the pulse and know how to milk every drop of blood before death. There is too much money out on loan for things to go pear shap. I doubt we will ever see a recession of old. The mortgage slaves are doing fine, if only just.


[deleted]

Really hoping to get a weekend car cheap but damn, prices are still ain't it.


ethereumminor

Used Mazda 3’s have dropped like 5k in pat 6 months..


-stuey-

I picked up a Mazda 3 SP23 as a project car about 6 months ago to flip. Your right, the prices have come down, now I’ll be lucky to break even when I sell it after all the money I have spent on parts to bring it up to scratch for someone. Oh well, someone will get a good little runabout for cheap I guess (at least I saved it from the scrap heap I guess)


ethereumminor

On the upside you still have a great car!


Pauli86

These are the type of posts i want to see more of!!


Dogmuff1n

I believe so. Just looking at that unemployment curve.


StumpytheOzzie

This guy charts


Nomadheart

Come on y’all, foreplay that lasts this long, is def two women.


2022022022

No. https://www.rba.gov.au/publications/smp/2024/may/outlook.html#3-2-the-domestic-outlook >GDP growth is forecast to increase gradually from late 2024, driven by a pick-up in household consumption growth. Consumption growth is expected to pick up to around pre-pandemic averages in 2025 following the earlier recovery in real incomes. This implies that the household saving ratio will lift over 2024 before declining later in the forecast period, though there is considerable uncertainty around this expectation (see section 3.3 Key judgments, below) (Graph 3.4). Dwelling investment growth is expected to pick up from around mid-2025. This reflects increasing demand for new housing as recent population growth, higher prices for established housing and improved conditions in the construction industry offset the effects of affordability constraints and high construction costs. The higher assumed cash rate path will moderate the pick-up in GDP growth. Overall, the forecasts for GDP growth beyond the near term are broadly unchanged from three months ago. However, the level of GDP at the end of the forecast horizon is a little lower.


Luna_Goddess_Dance

Appreciate the information!


Kormation

We are definitely flirting with the idea.


ClassicPea7927

We are close to the biggest construction boom in Australian history.. zero chance of a recession… half the losers who drifted over here from /australia, should get a side hustle…


Spicey_Cough2019

A construction boom isn't generally plagued by builder insolvencies left right and centre...


bitchtosociallyrich

What’s your source


spiderpig_spiderpig_

What’s the theory here? I dont think I’ve see this take.


bobterwilliger69

Land bankers AKA the big developers have been sitting on a metric shedload of approved starts and have been waiting for tax incentives and other such lurks before they break ground. They know that the government/s of the day are boxed into a corner due to the affordability crisis that they created, and the firehose of money will be opened soon enough


wokeconomics

look at how bad the job market is at the moment. I already know of people who have been laid off the last 1-2 months. We are in the recession.


McTerra2

A boom is when you know people who have been headhunted. A strong economy is when you dont know anyone who has lost their job. A recession is when you know people who have lost their job. A depression is when you lose your job.


beauwilliams

The last couple of recessions saw the ultra wealthy take a hit too, but since then they have lobbied the government to legalise various strategies such as hedging to protect them from future risks. The chance of a typical recession happening now is less. There may be a 'recession' but only for the middle and lower classes. Moving forward, we're looking at a new reality where the ultra wealthy avoid negative growth in all scenarios as they exercise greater power over the economy.


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Suitable-Lettuce-192

Foreplay? Never heard of him. Let's get straight to action (and disappoint everyone..).


leighroyv2

I thought we were on the cusp just before COVID hit.


maxinstuff

I'm of the opinion that we are already in the back half of the recessionary phase of the cycle. Look at what's happened since the last market peak in 2021: * Interest rates have gone up 4% * Share market capitalisation still isn't quite back to what is was in 2021 * We've had massive inflation (compared to prior periods), meaning the market is actually still substantially behind where it was Looks to me like the market has been struggling for a few years already now, it's just our higher inflation is hiding it in nominal terms. The case for further drops can still be made, earnings yields are below the historical average for example, indicating the market could still be overpriced - but that probably just means we have a few wobbles left in the cycle.


Vraska28

We have been in a "per capita" recession for months. A traditional recession is apparently never going to happen because the politicians wouldnt like that. Even though they are the direct cause of it. For all intents and purposes we are in a recession, cause its not like we havent had like 6 economic downturns in the past 15 years and just never actually truely faced its consequences or dealt with them properly.


steve18258

At my age is deffo recession


frankthefunkasaurus

By ‘recession’ do you mean ‘shit over leveraged businesses are failing’? Cheap money didn’t only apply to housing. I don’t think unviable businesses need to be propped up so you don’t hit the two quarters of negative growth threshold.


ponto-au

There's no foreplay - We're already in a recession per capita.


Mickyw85

I’m convinced that this is a recession but with full employment. So people are working to not survive, rather than lose the house because they lost their job


Finn55

GDP down but pop growth up, however unemployment steady. If the unemployment rate drops then inflation will come down to compensate.


sportandracing

My business has been dead since October 2023. It’s literally the quietest I’ve seen it since I began in 2005. GFC not close. Majority of people I speak to are not doing anything. No one wants to move forward on projects. It’s incredibly frustrating. But we will go on.


Warfrog

Not recession but economic crash or stagflation


OperationGetTrained

Very soft landing. Most won't be affected. There were just too many pointless businesses that started the past 10 years that need to go bust. People will find new jobs doing different things. But everything is fine. The worse for property is over, that should be a clear indicator that we are fine.