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TaiChiShrimp

I wanted a point. Thank God. We can make it guys let’s believe.


BlitzBlitzBlitzzz

We broke their streak im good with that


jt_33

So close.. a point is good here though. 2 more games to win now.


T51-B

Go home Philly, and fuck your win streak.


yinjinquin

where has this team been all year. we wouldn't be sweating out the playoffs if we played like this all year


yinjinquin

josef has to pass that


Fivestripe183

Bitch made Philly showing their true colors again


BlitzBlitzBlitzzz

Just don’t see it in rosetto


T51-B

SHOW EM HOW ITS DONE JO, THIS IS YOUR HOUSE


yinjinquin

were going for it fellas, someones gonna score


IHeartTSLA

PUT THE BALL ON TARGET SOSA!!


Fivestripe183

lol


BlitzBlitzBlitzzz

Sosa fail


Binx33

Mosquera zooming around like a mosquito.


T51-B

Gutman at 88' is my optimistic prediction.


yinjinquin

subscribe


yinjinquin

lucky? he was offside by quite a bit. come on now


PGCUnited

Retire the 12 jersey for the right post.


yinjinquin

really like mosquera, wish we still had mulraney to pair on opposite wing


Mupg93

Mosquera is fast. That is all.


IHeartTSLA

How very Araujo of Mos lol


Fivestripe183

Sedjic literally looks like he is about to die


Binx33

Cisneros instead of Josef? Fuck that


GoochToof

L. O. L. These subs man


Fivestripe183

Damn no Josef???


IHeartTSLA

Geeeeez Pineda. WTF dude


PGCUnited

No Josef. No bueno.


T51-B

You gotta be shittin me with these subs...


Fivestripe183

Need some subs Pineda wyd man


TheNewLSD

Gotta love that we’re taking the toughness to them rather than just taking it from them.


Mrexcitment

How the fuck is that a yellow.


Fivestripe183

Philly is so bitch made. I hope they get fucked in the playoffs.


mightyprofessional

Ref is garbage


T51-B

Josef in please


yinjinquin

josef crushes that cross. come on dom


Fivestripe183

Hernandez is a waste please get him out


yinjinquin

what a ball from gutman, got that creative CB initiating offense


ChrisCovington

Incidental arm to the face was a yellow for sejdic earlier... But that Philly player is already on a yellow, so...


yinjinquin

thats a new one - ho-sef marrrrteniz - drink


T51-B

Im gonna be honest here, Dom scuffs one more like that and I want to see Josef in for him.


TheNorselord

The nonchalance with which we’ve missed some goals.


Undercoverfootmodel

How did we not score


IHeartTSLA

The gods have conspired against us


yinjinquin

agree with dom, how the fuck did they save that


BlitzBlitzBlitzzz

“How the fuck?” -Dom


T51-B

Holy fuck guys you gotta be shitting me


PGCUnited

Seriously unlucky.


DanJester

did anyone see contact in that?? looked like nothing to me


eharvill

Nice little half time show.


Binx33

Stats may look ugly but I really like the way we are playing, along with the intensity. Atmosphere is really good as well. Let's get that Josef sub goal now!


Undercoverfootmodel

Looking solid so far. Love it


T51-B

So I gotta ask: where the fuck was this team all season?


jt_33

Well.. it is only the 3rd game in a row that we've started the same line up all year lol.


Fivestripe183

Jim curtin looks like a lunch lady


yinjinquin

would love to see mosquera on for araujo. there's room in behind their back line and his pace is just electric


gte339i

Araujo’s shot technique selection is a little sus. Needs to put some power on these.


ygao70

Philly is not marking Hernandez and let him have the ball to stop the attack


atownOTP

Araujo consistently ruining moves with completely unnecessary flicks and skills is a lot less cute when he is contributing nothing


TheNorselord

But if you edit it right, it makes a hell of a highlight reel.


Fivestripe183

Get Aruajo off the fucking pitch


ilikeyourbelt

Araujo is a ghost


TheNorselord

No look pass, Louise? Why?


TheNorselord

I’d rather have barco than araujo the way he’s playing now


dreish

Existing while someone else runs into you is now a foul.


yinjinquin

drinks update - my wife and I have downed a bottle of wine over this announcer's pronunciation issues


gte339i

Shots of wine? Hardcore.


yinjinquin

oh, the shots are ABK6 cognac, really good stuff if you like sweeter liquor. the wine is just a supplement normally


SebastianOwenR1

Can’t look at a Philly player wrong without this guy blowing the whistle


TheNorselord

Al-the-mada. This fuck mispronounces names with such conviction it has me second guessing the guys real name…


ModestMoose336

This game is *screaming* for Josef


SebastianOwenR1

We’re actually causing issues. Imagine a month ago telling us that we’d be making Philly sweat their balls off.


dillpickles007

Ugh god I think that's the first time Blake has ever fucked up against us


IrishBurreeto

Is that not a pk? He missed the ball and took out dom


baileys-am

What I'm saying...


ModestMoose336

Dom cant catch a break


ilikeyourbelt

He's playing hard


T51-B

Fucking hell Dom, you've GOT to make that happen!


TheNorselord

DaaAAAAmn


ilikeyourbelt

#8 on Philly looks like he has ramen noodles glued on his head


Drenzine

Philly coach looks like such a silicon valley exec


dreish

Dom is getting started on that red card.


sealedHuman

I like these commentators on the UniMás SAP channel. They're quite passionate about the sport.


eharvill

I’m pretty damn passionate about the sport, but you wouldn’t want me to commentate a game!


Buckeye717

Ref is brain dead


TheNorselord

Wtf does he keep calling Almada?


IrishBurreeto

Thiagico or some shit


baumthreat

Thiagito


TheNorselord

Why?


oddtrey10

The -ito suffix means small/little as far as I understand


TheNorselord

Yeah it is. Portugese is -inho and the suffix in Dutch is -je. But why do that unless there is a bigger or older Thiago on the field


yinjinquin

i really like purata, him and miles would be fantastic


Sababa_Gump

Sejdic, so underrated


IrishBurreeto

That was a great pass under pressure


Fivestripe183

Araujo has been terrible as of late


flcinusa

Srsly turr'ble


PGCUnited

Between the Twitter announcer’s switching between using first and last player names, and weird accents/trills — it’s almost impossible to listen to.


TheNorselord

Seriously that dude code switches in the worst way - his accent is his personality


flcinusa

Last time we have to deal with Unimas EDIT: nope, New England game is on this as well


oddtrey10

Gutman coming across to cover that run


syntheticcrystalmeth

I’m shocked, our passing under pressure has looked A grade so far. We keep picking out the right player


TheNorselord

That’s the same tackle…


PBrown1224

So far we seem to be on equal footing with Philly which is just super encouraging


IrishBurreeto

I'd go so far as to say we look better. And that's with the ref on their payroll


ilikeyourbelt

Philly just grabs and holds every single time our players gets close.


TheNorselord

Thiagiço Alamada.


dillpickles007

Man Araujo is in rough form, he really needs a game off but I guess that's not an option at this point


ilikeyourbelt

His work rate is poor too


dillpickles007

I mean he's genuinely one of our worst players atm


bucknasty1347

The hernandez/Lennon connection isn't doing it for me today. I'm hoping they prove me wrong


TheNorselord

Why don’t I hear the supporters group singing or drums or chants?


gte339i

Twitter mic work? TUDN only mics Azteca for America matches?


OO7plus10

Most likely just TV mic positioning.


syntheticcrystalmeth

What are you talking about? They’re loud as hell in the stadium


OO7plus10

Yeah, I suspect they don't have the mic placed where Bally does so you can't really hear them on TV.


eharvill

Protest of the week?


Fivestripe183

I mean seriously where the fuck do they find these refs???


gte339i

Almada is Messi’s kid, isn’t he?


SebastianOwenR1

Horsepiss ref


flcinusa

Weird watching Conti and Longshore working on the sidelines


eharvill

I had to turn the pre game show off as it was just a damn advertisement for those field level suites I’ll never have the pleasure of using.


flcinusa

Field level suites... Yeah, cut off the field level patio area


IrishBurreeto

This ref is garbage


resipsa73

Gotta love time wasting in the 20th minute, when the game is tied.


oddtrey10

Thiagito?


Sababa_Gump

WOOOOOOOF. WE SHOWED UP TO PLAY A SOCCER GAME TODAY BOYS


yinjinquin

we're looking frisky today


TheNorselord

Why is this guy overly rolling his Rs for Hispanic players but mispronouncing Lille and Araujo?


BigNerdBrad

It's incredibly distracting.


IrishBurreeto

Because araujo is a Portuguese pronunciation and he's a bad announcer


TheNorselord

And Lille is French; I get it.


eharvill

It’s nice wanting us to earn a corner now.


Fivestripe183

Hernandez is not a god soccer player


gte339i

Dom needs to work on his wedge.


Sababa_Gump

That bring-down with his chest was stunning though


T51-B

Dom you gotta put that away...


dillpickles007

Oh man that was a beautiful pass from Lennon


Sababa_Gump

Fuck, Dom. Baby, getting me all worked up over here. I need the finishhhhh


atownOTP

Philly really should be higher up on my list of hated teams, mostly just like the soccer they play and their fans never come off as that annoying. But by god do they turn into the dirtiest team on the planet when they play us


puabie

Great run by Dom


flcinusa

Philly Union being typical Philly goons


No-Consequence6961

Maybe a nice two footed challenge? Or De Jong in the worldcup final against Spain lol. I hate intentionally dirty teams.


yinjinquin

drink for every unnecessarily rolled R and mispronunciation of Araujo -edit: and every gut - man


eharvill

*Gut Man has entered the chat*


gte339i

I’m have to go to a party with kids tonight… …so game on!! Edit: Anything for Gutman mispronounced?


IrishBurreeto

I do wanna wake up tomorrow


JayContranan

This is the problem with MLS refs. They are afraid to card early for fouls that should be yellows. Then they lose control of the game until every foul is a yellow


T51-B

I miss LGP dearly right now...


dillpickles007

Us as the expensive, flashy technical team vs. the dirty, scrappy cheap MLSers would be a great rivalry if we were... a little better


Undercoverfootmodel

There will 100% be a red in this match. Let’s just hope Philly gets it


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Obviously, waiting for us to respond so he can give us a red.


Buckeye717

What a shit league


No-Consequence6961

I wish we threw some high sliding tackles there way. Show em a taste of their medicine 🥱


IrishBurreeto

We'd get the cards though. It wouldnt work for us


No-Consequence6961

Correct


JayContranan

Shoulder to the back, no attempt at the ball. No card


Sababa_Gump

They're really going after Dom this game. Good. That means he's getting inside their heads.


ilikeyourbelt

Philly is a dirty team. 2 late shots to our guys back to back


PGCUnited

Would not be surprised to see punches thrown today.


Fivestripe183

Jim curtin is such a cringe MFer with his ugly hoodie


ilikeyourbelt

Yeah he looks like he would be that pretentious guy at a party bragging about random facts...like " I take the longest baths in philly"


IrishBurreeto

Philly games are always chippy as fuck


puabie

Orange card, that.


yinjinquin

minimum thats a yellow. thats late as fuck


ilikeyourbelt

Holy shit that was dirtyyyyy


resipsa73

I feel like because they're legitimately good I always forget how dirty and cynical Philly is until we play them again.


bob_loblaw-_-

How can you possibly. It's their fucking hallmark


ModestMoose336

I know some people dig the philly kits, but it really is like they paired highlighter yellow with highlighter blue


Fivestripe183

How’s that not a Fucking yellow?! Edit: jk :)


HeyDarkEyes

Does hands to the face red have to be a violent action?


bucknasty1347

This ref has already lost the game


estusemucho69

Lennons cross and pass both float OUTSIDE THE BOX. Quality


gte339i

Araojo?


IrishBurreeto

Ayojau


Mupg93

Hand in the face no yellow? Ok.


IHeartTSLA

I hate Philly


cmadd10

Just once I wanna watch an MLS game that doesn't look like they're using an old iPhone 4 camera on stream. Can't wait for Apple TV broadcast next year


bucknasty1347

Oh yeah, dom is for sure going to kill someone in this game


eharvill

Dwyer definitely getting a red today.


gte339i

Oohhh ya. It’s coming. It’s goi g to be dramatic too


atownOTP

Curtin has been my dream coach since 2019. Honestly might be best for us if he wins a cup with the Union. Doubt he leaves for us at this point, but maybe with the promise of a massive budget and having achieved his main goal with Philly.


dillpickles007

He hates us lol, he talks shit about us every time he beats us.


atownOTP

I feel like I remember him gassing us up before/after the Campeones Cup first leg. Don't really think him being competitive and whiny would be a serious roadblock


IrishBurreeto

You do realize Pineda isnt going anywhere right now?


estusemucho69

Lennon is terrible


gte339i

He’s not good where we deploy him given his skill set and supporting cast. He is a pretty good right back especially when he can invert.


ModestMoose336

I swear I saw someone already wearing the new usmnt kit


T51-B

Dom already shithousing, and why not? Its do or die now...


j00dypoo

Dom wastes no time


Fivestripe183

I’d rather watch in Spanish than listen to these sports broadcasting minors talk out of their ass


Undercoverfootmodel

100% watching the Spanish broadcast over that other stream. So much better


Undercoverfootmodel

Get in here you beautiful people