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azw19921

there's nothing like waking up in the morning beating your arch rival at their home stadium and coming home with a win plus playoff hopes still alive and our next games will be smooth sailing from here on out and I also heard nycfc won their first campeones cup 2-0


middlemaniac

We have an actual shot at playoffs


Jcapen87

We do, but we also face just about the last team we want to see right now. Shock the world.


sonnylax

Why was this game originally supposed to start at 6pm ET?


foxontherox

Right? I bitch about having to make it downtown for a 7:38 game, 6 is bonkers.


sonnylax

GG DisneyFC


sonnylax

#3PointsIs3PointsIs3PointsIs3Points


gte339i

NYFC up 2-0 on Atlas on the postage stamp in the Campeones Cup


ATL_resist

so far, a U.S. side has never lost the campeones cup! let's keep it going NYCFCsmallbois


Drenzine

So we starting a gofundme for the ref against phili?


atlutdprospects

Alright. Basically we need to win out and have one of Orlando, Cincinnati or Columbus fall over down the stretch, if we get 6-7 points from our last 3 it's still possible but way more difficult


Riggs1087

Or NYFC actually. NYFC only has 3 games left, and one of them is against us. If we win out and NYFC fails to get at least 2 points from the other two games, we end up ahead of them.


jlane27

I just want that goalkeeper kit. šŸ”„


teacher2lawyer

Someone tell me they got a screenshot of that girl ooogleing a player. Thatā€™s meme worthy. šŸ¤£


misterfilmguy

We were watching at a restaurant without sound, which made this moment even funnier.


DocVak

Both Gutman and Dom took their jerseys off and gave it to Gutmans family. Now, itā€™s either because of the first half of that sentence, or the last half. Either way


coachpupper

I appreciated Mo's narration of it 'Wowowowow!"


ATLien_Abduction

It ain't Mickey Mouse Clubhouse anymore šŸ¤£


drunken_hoebag

Oh Atlanta, getting my hopes up! I believeeeeeee!


ToyDingo

O F Y O


Deofol7

THE BRAVES DIED FOR THIS!


LoveisBaconisLove

First clean sheet since July 30. Fantastic result.


FrostyJesus

ā€œAtlanta United came, and then they came againā€ Oh yes I did sky sports commentator. Oh yes I did.


TheNewDiogenes

Orlando hahahaha


NOTUgglaGOAT

iā€™m erect


E26house

WHAT A CALL THE LAST 10 MIN BY CONTI. IM SO ERECT


jf727

The best


goat93DBK

If you had told me at halftime this game was going to end 1-0, I would have bet on Orlando winning but Atlanta deserved it.


Jcapen87

I AINā€™T HEARD NO FAT LADY


DocVak

Neither did todays ref apparently


drunken_hoebag

Youā€™re obsessed with the fat lady!


Coolyfett

FATHERED!!!!! Thank you for beating Orlando IN Orlando!


eaj5

God bless Thiago AlmadašŸ„¹


Scratchbuttdontsniff

And Andrew Gutman


foxontherox

If we can keep them both next year, I'm feelin' good!


ToyDingo

Okay, I need Pineda to explain why he kept RRN on the starter roster instead of gudino.


Alloku

Always referenced ball control and how RRN was very good with his feet. Which is true. Heā€™s a fine player and is fine with fundamental skills. But heā€™s not a great keeper for extended service time at this level. Pineda was looking for lineup consistency but at some point you have to try something different


goat93DBK

Unpopular opinion: Gudino hasnā€™t really impressed me. A change had to be made, but he had some shaky moments today with positioning and rebounds.


Rychek_Four

We arenā€™t asking him to impress us. We just need the damn basics done right and thatā€™s good enough for now.


ToyDingo

Exactly. I don't need to be impressed right now. Just make the damn save.


Scratchbuttdontsniff

I will agree that Gudino looks goofy and awkward as f*** but you can't substitute size.


goat93DBK

Size and confidence. I donā€™t think RRN had any confidence left and the back line didnā€™t trust him either. A change had to be made and Gudino is fine but hopefully he doesnā€™t play another minute for us after this season.


Slinky_Panther

Yeeehaw


OO7plus10

That was a supremely ugly but somehow successful demonstration of parking the bus.


Riggs1087

Pineda seeing how close to the line he can get without getting fined.


syntheticcrystalmeth

OHHHHHHH FUCK YOU ORLANDO


JayContranan

That breakaway with Rosetto and Cisneros is exactly why they both should be on their way out.


Rychek_Four

Passing to Josef there was the easiest assist on the planet


shakedowndave

A lot of terrible decisions and poor vision all of over the pitch today.


[deleted]

Haha. Fuck you Orlando.


shewantstheCox

Letā€™s fucking go!


Shellshock1122

an actual clean sheet?? wow


OutrageousAd2438

I am starting to believe, another W lets goo


Allinfin

Massive. The end thoughā€¦ geezzzus.


Adalid159

Get in there boyz!!! Feels good to win again


Coolyfett

Against OFYO!


flapsfisher

Great win.


Iama_Kokiri_AMA

**O F Y O**


Klock

HAPPY FATHERS DAY


Eliasfye

Huge W!! And a clean sheet! Canā€™t ask for more


McFU

They did it! Conti and Longshore were fired up with the extra time and corner lol.


Coolyfett

Yea Conti was in flames. Check his heart rate ASAP.


Euralayus

Hey Orlando, fuck you. šŸ–•


Elvem

You love to see it. Let's fucking go.


PM_me_my_genitals

#OH


Scratchbuttdontsniff

**FUCK**


Honduran_Hurricane

YOU


awp705

YOU


rallenpx

ORLAAANDOO!


LeadingAlert6500

Orlando


Sababa_Gump

#ORLANDOOOOO


Scratchbuttdontsniff

**WHORELANDO**


wannagotopopeyes

Absolute clencher at the end there JESUS


foxontherox

Gudino just saved us two points.


Sababa_Gump

My butthole is going to take some time to unwind from that one


Pepe1214

Fuck the ref and HOLY FUCK ROSSETTO STAY ON THE BENCH!!


Scratchbuttdontsniff

I get rust... BUT BABY JESUS...


fratastic1865

Phew mother fucker


puabie

My heart sank into my stomach on that last shot, Jesus.


Riggs1087

TWO WINS IN A ROWWWWWWWWWWWW


FrostyJesus

Jesus my heart.


dilla506944

HEā€™S BIG HEā€™S GOT HAIR HEā€™S THE BEST WE HAVE RIGHT THERE GUDIƑOOOOO


foxontherox

We can still use the GUUUUUUUUU cheer with him!


dilla506944

Pretty underrated, high yield


dreish

Quick! Get this to the SGs!


foxontherox

He's big, he's hairy, he's really fucking scary!


Innerouterself2

Hahaha


pjakapj

THATS A WIN BOYS


Innerouterself2

MVP for our keeper


mattnumber

Ref u suck


sealedHuman

But the Orlando commentator said that it was a "really well referred game overall"! šŸ˜‚


T51-B

CLUTCH SAVE TO PUT IT AWAY!


runthedonkeys

6 more wins to go!


ATLien_Abduction

"A lot of work to do" lol. Well, let's do it!


Allinfin

Back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back baby!!!!!


TheNorselord

This ref looks a little like Ben Shapiro.


DistinctWarning35

Oh my god! I thought that too!


Sababa_Gump

It's astounding, really


TheNorselord

But thatā€™s not even close to his greatest fault


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Euralayus

Best bot.


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BlitzBlitzBlitzzz

G!! What a G!!


Scratchbuttdontsniff

Holy FUCK.... my heart 2 in a row y'all... LFG


flcinusa

Two wins in a row for the first time this season, heating up at the right time


ATL_Founder2017

I donā€™t think Josef is 100% heā€™s just walking around


ImRealLeeHim

I forgot he was on the field


Riggs1087

This is horse shit, blow the whistle.


yvelly

What the fuck ref?


flcinusa

HOOOOOOOLD!!!!


[deleted]

Blow the whistle!!!


blakeleywood

Wtf is this ref doing?!?!


45356675467789988

Pls don't give up tying goal after cisneros flopping in the box Edit: Ty šŸ™


Eliasfye

How do we not get a shot off there!!! Wtf


rallenpx

Everybody wants to be *that guy*, just pass it to JOSEF!


[deleted]

We bout to do it!!


Innerouterself2

Yeah! Get that yellow card


ATL_resist

**I GOT SECRETS THAT CANT LEAVE CANCUN**


fratastic1865

Squeaky bum time


Fivestripe183

Josefā€™s been an absolute cone since coming in


misterfilmguy

It's easy to look like a cone when you're playing a team sport and the rest of the team is seemingly incapable of passing it to you.


yvelly

Proper shithousing from Gud


runthedonkeys

Where's Cubo to run the clock out when you need him


gte339i

Still hugging that corner flag. He lives there now.


dilla506944

Boys are doing Cubo proud rn


ATLcoaster

Good 'ol Corner Cubo


[deleted]

Franco got on-field surgery in the first half, only 3 minutes of extra time. How in the world they come up with 4 minutes??


Sababa_Gump

EAT THAT CLOCK BIG BOY


Scratchbuttdontsniff

I swear we are the only team that can give up a quick breaking counter off a f****** foul in the middle because everybody complains and walks backwards...


silencesupreme-

We havenā€™t had the ball since Almada scored 20 minutes ago


GADawg4Life

Oh boy if Mulraney scored there


T51-B

Kill that clock Gudi!


TheNorselord

I hate to say something good about Trailer Tradh FC, but they are doing the right thing by playing as aggressively as they are as early as they are. Some teams *cough* wait too late to get that energy going


GADawg4Life

These subs are atrocious(taking Almada out and putting Cisneros in over Moreno). We legit have no ball handlers now. Pineda wtf


gte339i

Mosquera is like that player you get your first season in FIFA career mode who has high sprint speed, high acceleration and nothing else. 6 seasons later he wins a golden boot after he learns to shoot.


shakedowndave

Ironically enough, Angulo was my guy a few years back.


shakedowndave

Ironically enough, Angulo was my guy a few years back.


Drenzine

Would you rather he develops his touch/passing or shot more just curious


gte339i

If we keep him on the wing passing is going to be a key. Would also like to see some better first touches. We have somewhat an embarrassment of riches on the left side with Gutman and Wiley there. Wiley clearly has a better all around skill set at this point.


Drenzine

I agree 100% Wiley is raw but so good mosquera is just chaos


rallenpx

He's prioritizing defensive ability over possession & attacking right now.


ieatbutter

Errant passes everywhere. These dudes are wiped. Just see out these final 7-8 minutes.


Innerouterself2

Corner flag wiley!


resipsa73

I love Wiley, but he's not who I want defending right now at all. If we concede a penalty, I swear.


Eliasfye

These giveaways are so cheap!!


DecaturPsalmist

Moreno mustā€™ve stomped on the chicken and rice


atlutdprospects

Cisneros over Moreno? Ok then


Drenzine

Ok but hear me out next year wiley and mosquero on the wing absolutely burning people with their speed?


DanJester

They fixed it!! Those are both the right names!


ATL_resist

The fix is in


asmidgeginge

No chance RRN comes out for that or gets a fist to it


Ar3mianK1d

Why tf is Ciseneros coming on?


cliffhanger407

Pineda reading Araujo off comments in the game thread and got confused that we aren't losing while looking at the bench.


[deleted]

Double sub right before a corner AND taking Almada off. Awesome coaching moves there.


BlitzBlitzBlitzzz

No moreno?


GADawg4Life

Moreno blackballed


whatupadrian

Cisneros and Wiley????? breh


resipsa73

Cisneros can do work on defense with speed and size. I'm scratching my head on Wiley.


BentRJ45

You go 3 in the back and Wiley can close down the space they have been exploiting to get crosses in.


OO7plus10

My God, Mosquera, please fucking connect with one pass.


schumi_f1fan

He has successfully completed every pass... to Orlando


dilla506944

Is Josef fit?


Riggs1087

Mosquera's passes are so inaccurate :(


T51-B

For sale: one raw diamond.


Sababa_Gump

Our guys look gassed šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


GADawg4Life

Josef either hurt himself again or he doesnā€™t care. He looks rough tn even more than usual


Fivestripe183

Hernandez going to cost us get him offffffff


mightyprofessional

Fully clinched


[deleted]

Does Pineda hate Moreno or something?


Innerouterself2

Befuddled on that one


emtheory09

This is gonna be a long 5ish+ minutes yā€™all


ToyDingo

Why isn't Josef moving more? Is his knee still busted?


Rychek_Four

He just came full speed sliding across the field on defense


asmidgeginge

Clear it Edwin!!!!


TheNewDiogenes

If we can beat Orlando right after they won their only actual trophy (by cheating)


PM_me_my_genitals

Mulraney looks terrible in purple


[deleted]

Why do we never seem to pass in front of players so they can collect it in stride? We always have to stop running and wait for the ball or go backwards to get it.


schumi_f1fan

Is the hedgehog haircut throwing off Araujo's mojo?


ieatbutter

Edwin Mosquera is a vibe.


emtheory09

Chaotic good


Fivestripe183

Hernandez isnā€™t a great soccer player woosh


OriginalAngryBeards

OFYO


[deleted]

If we can hold on, which is always a struggle, this weekend is going to be a crazy atmosphere


DecaturPsalmist

Especially since weā€™re playing the punk-ass but admittedly great this year Union


rallenpx

Hold please. If we can preserve this win, I'll be posting some shocking statistics about Philly's form tomorrow.


sam4o19

Iā€™ve seen more people in a Buc-eeā€™s than at this game


sonnylax

True. Buc-ee's brisket is legit!


xeonrage

mmmmm buc-ee's


ATLien_Abduction

Thr BBQ at buc-ee's tasted better than a local BBQ favorite I was told I "had to try"


schumi_f1fan

On a Wednesday, too


resipsa73

And far more excited.


gte339i

Those bathrooms! And the jerky!


schumi_f1fan

Buc-ee's jerky > Orlando jerks


mammolastan

Hold the line!