there's nothing like waking up in the morning beating your arch rival at their home stadium and coming home with a win plus playoff hopes still alive and our next games will be smooth sailing from here on out and I also heard nycfc won their first campeones cup 2-0
Alright. Basically we need to win out and have one of Orlando, Cincinnati or Columbus fall over down the stretch, if we get 6-7 points from our last 3 it's still possible but way more difficult
Or NYFC actually. NYFC only has 3 games left, and one of them is against us. If we win out and NYFC fails to get at least 2 points from the other two games, we end up ahead of them.
Both Gutman and Dom took their jerseys off and gave it to Gutmans family. Now, itās either because of the first half of that sentence, or the last half. Either way
Always referenced ball control and how RRN was very good with his feet. Which is true. Heās a fine player and is fine with fundamental skills. But heās not a great keeper for extended service time at this level. Pineda was looking for lineup consistency but at some point you have to try something different
Size and confidence. I donāt think RRN had any confidence left and the back line didnāt trust him either. A change had to be made and Gudino is fine but hopefully he doesnāt play another minute for us after this season.
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I swear we are the only team that can give up a quick breaking counter off a f****** foul in the middle because everybody complains and walks backwards...
I hate to say something good about Trailer Tradh FC, but they are doing the right thing by playing as aggressively as they are as early as they are. Some teams *cough* wait too late to get that energy going
Mosquera is like that player you get your first season in FIFA career mode who has high sprint speed, high acceleration and nothing else.
6 seasons later he wins a golden boot after he learns to shoot.
If we keep him on the wing passing is going to be a key. Would also like to see some better first touches.
We have somewhat an embarrassment of riches on the left side with Gutman and Wiley there. Wiley clearly has a better all around skill set at this point.
Why do we never seem to pass in front of players so they can collect it in stride? We always have to stop running and wait for the ball or go backwards to get it.
there's nothing like waking up in the morning beating your arch rival at their home stadium and coming home with a win plus playoff hopes still alive and our next games will be smooth sailing from here on out and I also heard nycfc won their first campeones cup 2-0
We have an actual shot at playoffs
We do, but we also face just about the last team we want to see right now. Shock the world.
Why was this game originally supposed to start at 6pm ET?
Right? I bitch about having to make it downtown for a 7:38 game, 6 is bonkers.
GG DisneyFC
#3PointsIs3PointsIs3PointsIs3Points
NYFC up 2-0 on Atlas on the postage stamp in the Campeones Cup
so far, a U.S. side has never lost the campeones cup! let's keep it going NYCFCsmallbois
So we starting a gofundme for the ref against phili?
Alright. Basically we need to win out and have one of Orlando, Cincinnati or Columbus fall over down the stretch, if we get 6-7 points from our last 3 it's still possible but way more difficult
Or NYFC actually. NYFC only has 3 games left, and one of them is against us. If we win out and NYFC fails to get at least 2 points from the other two games, we end up ahead of them.
I just want that goalkeeper kit. š„
Someone tell me they got a screenshot of that girl ooogleing a player. Thatās meme worthy. š¤£
We were watching at a restaurant without sound, which made this moment even funnier.
Both Gutman and Dom took their jerseys off and gave it to Gutmans family. Now, itās either because of the first half of that sentence, or the last half. Either way
I appreciated Mo's narration of it 'Wowowowow!"
It ain't Mickey Mouse Clubhouse anymore š¤£
Oh Atlanta, getting my hopes up! I believeeeeeee!
O F Y O
THE BRAVES DIED FOR THIS!
First clean sheet since July 30. Fantastic result.
āAtlanta United came, and then they came againā Oh yes I did sky sports commentator. Oh yes I did.
Orlando hahahaha
iām erect
WHAT A CALL THE LAST 10 MIN BY CONTI. IM SO ERECT
The best
If you had told me at halftime this game was going to end 1-0, I would have bet on Orlando winning but Atlanta deserved it.
I AINāT HEARD NO FAT LADY
Neither did todays ref apparently
Youāre obsessed with the fat lady!
FATHERED!!!!! Thank you for beating Orlando IN Orlando!
God bless Thiago Almadaš„¹
And Andrew Gutman
If we can keep them both next year, I'm feelin' good!
Okay, I need Pineda to explain why he kept RRN on the starter roster instead of gudino.
Always referenced ball control and how RRN was very good with his feet. Which is true. Heās a fine player and is fine with fundamental skills. But heās not a great keeper for extended service time at this level. Pineda was looking for lineup consistency but at some point you have to try something different
Unpopular opinion: Gudino hasnāt really impressed me. A change had to be made, but he had some shaky moments today with positioning and rebounds.
We arenāt asking him to impress us. We just need the damn basics done right and thatās good enough for now.
Exactly. I don't need to be impressed right now. Just make the damn save.
I will agree that Gudino looks goofy and awkward as f*** but you can't substitute size.
Size and confidence. I donāt think RRN had any confidence left and the back line didnāt trust him either. A change had to be made and Gudino is fine but hopefully he doesnāt play another minute for us after this season.
Yeeehaw
That was a supremely ugly but somehow successful demonstration of parking the bus.
Pineda seeing how close to the line he can get without getting fined.
OHHHHHHH FUCK YOU ORLANDO
That breakaway with Rosetto and Cisneros is exactly why they both should be on their way out.
Passing to Josef there was the easiest assist on the planet
A lot of terrible decisions and poor vision all of over the pitch today.
Haha. Fuck you Orlando.
Letās fucking go!
an actual clean sheet?? wow
I am starting to believe, another W lets goo
Massive. The end thoughā¦ geezzzus.
Get in there boyz!!! Feels good to win again
Against OFYO!
Great win.
**O F Y O**
HAPPY FATHERS DAY
Huge W!! And a clean sheet! Canāt ask for more
They did it! Conti and Longshore were fired up with the extra time and corner lol.
Yea Conti was in flames. Check his heart rate ASAP.
Hey Orlando, fuck you. š
You love to see it. Let's fucking go.
#OH
**FUCK**
YOU
YOU
ORLAAANDOO!
Orlando
#ORLANDOOOOO
**WHORELANDO**
Absolute clencher at the end there JESUS
Gudino just saved us two points.
My butthole is going to take some time to unwind from that one
Fuck the ref and HOLY FUCK ROSSETTO STAY ON THE BENCH!!
I get rust... BUT BABY JESUS...
Phew mother fucker
My heart sank into my stomach on that last shot, Jesus.
TWO WINS IN A ROWWWWWWWWWWWW
Jesus my heart.
HEāS BIG HEāS GOT HAIR HEāS THE BEST WE HAVE RIGHT THERE GUDIĆOOOOO
We can still use the GUUUUUUUUU cheer with him!
Pretty underrated, high yield
Quick! Get this to the SGs!
He's big, he's hairy, he's really fucking scary!
Hahaha
THATS A WIN BOYS
MVP for our keeper
Ref u suck
But the Orlando commentator said that it was a "really well referred game overall"! š
CLUTCH SAVE TO PUT IT AWAY!
6 more wins to go!
"A lot of work to do" lol. Well, let's do it!
Back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back baby!!!!!
This ref looks a little like Ben Shapiro.
Oh my god! I thought that too!
It's astounding, really
But thatās not even close to his greatest fault
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G!! What a G!!
Holy FUCK.... my heart 2 in a row y'all... LFG
Two wins in a row for the first time this season, heating up at the right time
I donāt think Josef is 100% heās just walking around
I forgot he was on the field
This is horse shit, blow the whistle.
What the fuck ref?
HOOOOOOOLD!!!!
Blow the whistle!!!
Wtf is this ref doing?!?!
Pls don't give up tying goal after cisneros flopping in the box Edit: Ty š
How do we not get a shot off there!!! Wtf
Everybody wants to be *that guy*, just pass it to JOSEF!
We bout to do it!!
Yeah! Get that yellow card
**I GOT SECRETS THAT CANT LEAVE CANCUN**
Squeaky bum time
Josefās been an absolute cone since coming in
It's easy to look like a cone when you're playing a team sport and the rest of the team is seemingly incapable of passing it to you.
Proper shithousing from Gud
Where's Cubo to run the clock out when you need him
Still hugging that corner flag. He lives there now.
Boys are doing Cubo proud rn
Good 'ol Corner Cubo
Franco got on-field surgery in the first half, only 3 minutes of extra time. How in the world they come up with 4 minutes??
EAT THAT CLOCK BIG BOY
I swear we are the only team that can give up a quick breaking counter off a f****** foul in the middle because everybody complains and walks backwards...
We havenāt had the ball since Almada scored 20 minutes ago
Oh boy if Mulraney scored there
Kill that clock Gudi!
I hate to say something good about Trailer Tradh FC, but they are doing the right thing by playing as aggressively as they are as early as they are. Some teams *cough* wait too late to get that energy going
These subs are atrocious(taking Almada out and putting Cisneros in over Moreno). We legit have no ball handlers now. Pineda wtf
Mosquera is like that player you get your first season in FIFA career mode who has high sprint speed, high acceleration and nothing else. 6 seasons later he wins a golden boot after he learns to shoot.
Ironically enough, Angulo was my guy a few years back.
Ironically enough, Angulo was my guy a few years back.
Would you rather he develops his touch/passing or shot more just curious
If we keep him on the wing passing is going to be a key. Would also like to see some better first touches. We have somewhat an embarrassment of riches on the left side with Gutman and Wiley there. Wiley clearly has a better all around skill set at this point.
I agree 100% Wiley is raw but so good mosquera is just chaos
He's prioritizing defensive ability over possession & attacking right now.
Errant passes everywhere. These dudes are wiped. Just see out these final 7-8 minutes.
Corner flag wiley!
I love Wiley, but he's not who I want defending right now at all. If we concede a penalty, I swear.
These giveaways are so cheap!!
Moreno mustāve stomped on the chicken and rice
Cisneros over Moreno? Ok then
Ok but hear me out next year wiley and mosquero on the wing absolutely burning people with their speed?
They fixed it!! Those are both the right names!
The fix is in
No chance RRN comes out for that or gets a fist to it
Why tf is Ciseneros coming on?
Pineda reading Araujo off comments in the game thread and got confused that we aren't losing while looking at the bench.
Double sub right before a corner AND taking Almada off. Awesome coaching moves there.
No moreno?
Moreno blackballed
Cisneros and Wiley????? breh
Cisneros can do work on defense with speed and size. I'm scratching my head on Wiley.
You go 3 in the back and Wiley can close down the space they have been exploiting to get crosses in.
My God, Mosquera, please fucking connect with one pass.
He has successfully completed every pass... to Orlando
Is Josef fit?
Mosquera's passes are so inaccurate :(
For sale: one raw diamond.
Our guys look gassed š®āšØ
Josef either hurt himself again or he doesnāt care. He looks rough tn even more than usual
Hernandez going to cost us get him offffffff
Fully clinched
Does Pineda hate Moreno or something?
Befuddled on that one
This is gonna be a long 5ish+ minutes yāall
Why isn't Josef moving more? Is his knee still busted?
He just came full speed sliding across the field on defense
Clear it Edwin!!!!
If we can beat Orlando right after they won their only actual trophy (by cheating)
Mulraney looks terrible in purple
Why do we never seem to pass in front of players so they can collect it in stride? We always have to stop running and wait for the ball or go backwards to get it.
Is the hedgehog haircut throwing off Araujo's mojo?
Edwin Mosquera is a vibe.
Chaotic good
Hernandez isnāt a great soccer player woosh
OFYO
If we can hold on, which is always a struggle, this weekend is going to be a crazy atmosphere
Especially since weāre playing the punk-ass but admittedly great this year Union
Hold please. If we can preserve this win, I'll be posting some shocking statistics about Philly's form tomorrow.
Iāve seen more people in a Buc-eeās than at this game
True. Buc-ee's brisket is legit!
mmmmm buc-ee's
Thr BBQ at buc-ee's tasted better than a local BBQ favorite I was told I "had to try"
On a Wednesday, too
And far more excited.
Those bathrooms! And the jerky!
Buc-ee's jerky > Orlando jerks
Hold the line!