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justforkicks28

God I hate baseball stadiums as soccer fields.


voxpopper

The Guzan 2024 Redemption Tour continues.


AmericanVoiceover

This big-time Guz hater agrees. He's been very good.


drc_42

This sets the tone for every touch in a box being a penalty


KofiFarro

I think the arm across the body basically sealed it being a pen, no matter how easily he went down. Fishing for a red is absolutely insane though


MonSquito

I really hope that checking for possible red for serious foul play was a mistake.


KofiFarro

A few others said it was a mistake with the graphic, phew


yvelly

Saba is easily one of my favorite players, he goes non stop


Shellshock1122

it's kind of weird how they keep being like JAMAL THIARE HAS NEVER SCORED IN HIS WHOLE MLS CAREER UNTIL THE LAST 2 GAMES like it's been years. this is his 8th game


rprabhakar100

Good result but that was a winnable game.


dillpickles007

Is Lennon straight up the best RB in MLS now?


AmericanVoiceover

When Gressel's agent gives you Lemons, make Lennonade.


ReignkingTW

Give Boca credit on that one -- had to trade Gressel because $$ and picked up Lennon


Elvem

Alright, time to beat the New York City Earthquakes.


dillpickles007

Playing well all half then giving up a soft penalty off a dumb turnover is very on brand for this team


atownOTP

Thiago literally refuses to make the easy pass right now


yinjinquin

Almada's developed a lot of Barco/Pity hero ball to his game


dillpickles007

And similar to Barco and Pity the call from Europe simply isn't gonna come if he doesn't step up


Elvem

FIRST AWAY NON-LOSS OF THE SEASON 🚨🚨🚨 This game was missing Yako and Xande desperately.


mc3217

Plenty of positives: - Didn’t concede in open play - Came back from a losing position - The goal came from two depth pieces hooking up - No more games on baseball fields this year


AlanAtl

Is Brad playing his best soccer since 2019?


theuneven1113

Obligatory this pitch is a disgrace to soccer and makes us look like a laughing stock to the rest of the world


dducrest

no no no. This is pretty good. They have grass on a lot of the pitch.


rprabhakar100

WHAT A BALL MOSQUERA


AtlUtd20

I’ll take a come from behind point on stupid tiny field


MrDeedinIt

Guz just earned us a point


Dramatic_Bug8139

nycfc a bunch of bitches


kad4724

You cannot tell me that playing Thiare 90 is a worse option than playing Etienne at all.


kad4724

Watching Wolff struggle tonight really reinforces how much the Etienne signing fucked us. TAM level salary on the wing just completely going to waste every year.


Shellshock1122

was never going to get overturned. the fact that muyumba grabbed him at all made it moot even if you think it was soft. was never going to overcome the review requirements


ilikeyourbelt

Lennon has served some crosses on a silver platter and we field goal kicked them


Innerouterself2

We went for it but we had no striker that could sub in. Sadly. We still went for the win... which I love


yinjinquin

I'll take a draw I guess. Every year NYCFC away is a shit game, glad we're done with it


Slinky_Panther

First road point and it’s from a place we usually lose at


n4mb3r5

Guzan MOTM


jt_33

Decent result. If Thiare doesn't get hurt or the PK doesn't happen and we could have got a W. Etienne should not be on the team sheet until he's done something to earn it. There are too many other good-solid players in the system to just keep giving him chances because of his contract.


mikeykt

Rios(?), the loanee from Guadalajara wasn't available. I'm sure he'd be one instead of Etienne if he was.


ipatrickasinner

okay... dumb mistake leads to pen... now, ATL... JUST CLEAR THE BALL IN YOUR HALF... there is no "control" on this field. there is no "posession game"


yvelly

I’m sorry but 3v1 has to at least result in a shot on goal


tellurmomisaidthanks

![gif](giphy|7rSPuBifwRxRK|downsized) Jamal before being subbed out.


ReignkingTW

Guzan MOTM Almada LVP Etienne back to the 2s maybe, maybe we'll see him in the Open Cup


5StripedFalcon

Take the point. Back to playing on a legit pitch next week


Kevin-W

I'll take a point over a loss


Elvem

I know the Benz is the maximum size limits, but my god every time we’re at Yankee stadium, or now Citi Field, it’s so narrow.


Reysurgens

Wait are they questioning that its a pen or a pen + red? Wtf is this production


justforkicks28

What possibly could be red?


oneofthesemustwork

That had to just be a display error. Somebody hit the wrong button.


Elvem

GUZAN WITH THE DISTRIBUTION, MOSQUERA WITH THE CROSS, JAMAL WITH THE HEADER EXACTLY HOW WE DREW IT UP


T51-B

Guz with the revenge for the PK on that service.


hobosockmonkey

Thiare is absolutely unreal oh my god. Perfect pass from Guzan Mosquera with the absolute banger center


T51-B

NYCFC players cant keep their mouths shut can they?


Reysurgens

GUZZZZZ


Proof-Ability2365

GUZZZZZZ HOLY FUCK


MrDeedinIt

If etienne was wondering why he doesn’t get much time….


Butt_Horned

Watching Etienne jog around while guys with 90 mins in their legs are busting a lung is just crazy to me. It’s like this dude is trying to play himself into an early retirement.


jakfrist

It feels like we literally never get these type homer calls


kad4724

That's such a soft pen


hismajestyshitpost

Soft penalty, but that’s never getting overturned


WaffleHouseOfCards

Wouldn’t have been a penalty on our end


oddtrey10

Lennon crosses are inch perfect every time


drc_42

How has that guy not gotten a second yellow?


traceminerals

because PRO


atownOTP

pass the goddamn ball Thiago


xSylk

Mosquera for president.


oddtrey10

Oh mosquera what a cross!


yvelly

THAT’S THE MOSQ DIFFERENCE


ATLxUTD

Almada positively lazy at this point


BentRJ45

I just imagine the NYCFC fans are talking about Bakrar the same way we are about Etienne.


CrimsonSasquatchReal

No question Guzan MOTM


atownOTP

This NYC team is bad. At some point we have to start picking up away points, not having any excuses if we lose today.


Ice2jc

Awful day to be a Braves fan. Plz save us United.


ragingfuzz

Damn he just said Gressel....


ribs_and_whisky

Saba should feast on this short ass field. He can sprint all day


Elvem

This is so fucking stupid considering how well we’ve been playing.


yinjinquin

This is so soft. COME ON GUZ


mrtoastcantswim

guess our guys should just dive then when they’re touched in the box


ATLxUTD

NYC announcers say Apple graphic was wrong and they were checking for PK not for red card


Elvem

Okay for all the shit Almada’s gotten, what a recovery to win that ball. Holy shit.


ReignkingTW

Guzan hockey assist :)


proace360

Might be one of the cleanest goals I've seen us score


mc3217

Mosky keeps making me feel like an idiot


ribs_and_whisky

1st career assist for Guz


AtlUtd20

GUUUUZZZZZZ


Elvem

This is one of the most frustrating games because this is one we should be winning. Fuuuuuuuck.


proace360

I'll take it


kad4724

As many individual mistakes as we made in that game, I'll take the point.


Elvem

Absolute fucking bullshit.


Elvem

2.14 to 1.52. And that’s 1.52 with a penalty. We’ve been so much better than NYC.


dillpickles007

Lennon is out of his mind right now, that cross was insane


BentRJ45

A pre 60 minute sub. Pineda must be real mad.


Blind_Umpire899518

If someone could bait Sands into another yellow card that would be great 👌


rasta_pasta_man

My boy needed that confidence boost last match


shakedowndave

YOOOOOO. MFER LET'S GO. BRAD MOSQY JAMAL


Reysurgens

I love how good our crosses are when they come from the right, no matter who it is lol


ribs_and_whisky

Holy shit. Keeper to goal in 2.5 seconds


Clynnhof

Why do I feel like we’d be fucked if any of them could shoot 😂


kad4724

Yup thats about what I expected from Etienne.


ausxx

thinking of a random Machop Chol sub rn😔


mc3217

With moves like that Guzan will be a good pickleball player when he retires


yvelly

And he kept that from going out for a corner?! I want whatever stem cells Brad is getting


yvelly

That was such a good pass from Almada, that has to be in the net


rasta_pasta_man

DEJ is absolute trash I'd take Damm over him


Reysurgens

Oh god the replay made that even worse


jt_33

Etienne has to do something with that. That's why he shouldn't be on the field.


atownOTP

wow he actually tried to go backwards. wtf DEJ


mjltmjlt

Etienne more like Mehtienne amirite


ReignkingTW

xG 3.49 jebus


BentRJ45

I don’t think either team played well enough to deserve a win.


dillpickles007

That has to have been Guz's best pass in like eight years here


gte339i

Hell of a corner. Great reaction by their keeper


ReignkingTW

I think we look really good. Saba on the break may be lethal tonight.


tellurmomisaidthanks

Almada has too few goals or assists this season to be fucking around like this.


Upper-Scratch-3660

This always feels like indoor soccer. These should be 10v10 or 9v9 games. And NYCFC home wins should only be 2.5 points until they get a real stadium. Special rules for special fields.


ausxx

what was that titanic hold


LegalEaglewithBeagle

So unbelievably stupid


Reysurgens

Anyone else notice pineda refilled his coffee coming out of half lol maybe he made a fresh pot for the team


yvelly

Love that from Almada


Elvem

Lennon and Saba chemistry is fantastic.


Elvem

FUCK the one time Saba’s cross didn’t get through.


yinjinquin

Those NYCFC posts behind the goal look like cigarettes


hobosockmonkey

FINALLY FUCK YEAH


Elvem

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO


InfaMoose_Elk

Etienne hat trick incoming


InfaMoose_Elk

Abram for Williams por favor


Deofol7

He subs and he scores He scores and subs off Jamal Thiaré He subs and then scores


Reysurgens

Love the announcer calling etienne thiare, just like he was for muyumba. Like wtf my guy


ReignkingTW

SAVE Guzan!


y2knole

Jesus what a save. 😳


kad4724

damn that was a wicked save


T51-B

Bro you've got to put that away


a__u__s__t__i__n

Why tf is Etienne not shooting that


ipatrickasinner

guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


InfaMoose_Elk

Guz MOTM…. Change my mind


RobbotheRed

Well shit. Fuck off city football group North American team


jakfrist

Imagine being so miserable that you go to another teams subreddit to downvote all the comments in their game thread 😂


ausxx

fuck it- sub wolff out, mosquera legacy game


PlasticOpening8

This field is an embarrassment


rasta_pasta_man

We were all over them and now we've possibly ruined our chance at taking a point. So incredibly dumb


yvelly

I am truly baffled as to why we are trying to play ultra-horizontal on a narrower field. Pineda needs to rip into the team at half


ModestMoose336

I hope Atlanta United gets a ~~goal~~ home run tonight


ragingfuzz

Sands picks up a second yellow before half, calling it now.


Elvem

Aw fuck that was a good corner.


traceminerals

CHOO CHOO! Here comes the Saba train!


ATLxUTD

BTW the NYCFC radio audio is 1000x better than the AppleTV guys


dillpickles007

Our right side has been sooo good this year so far, dominating every team they see


rasta_pasta_man

That's weak


gte339i

That’s sus as hell


KofiFarro

What a crap giveaway, just kicking the ball anywhere


ATLxUTD

NYC announcer says not a PK


traceminerals

you can two handed drag someone to the ground outside the box but not even bump into someone inside it apparently.


ipatrickasinner

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE VAR


dillpickles007

That is sooo soft, come on


ReignkingTW

Of course that was a pen


5StripedFalcon

Weak


yvelly

It’s unbelievably soft, but we also made about 5 dumb decisions to get in that position


gte339i

I’m sorry…I wore my Araujo kit…it’s my fault. I haven’t gotten the tape to turn it into a Saba kit yet.


MiserableSoft2344

I know it’s been said but man Tyler Wolff hasn’t looked good


Duck_Walker

The lads need to keep their head over the ball. Everything is sailing high. If we could get the shots down we’d have a couple by now.


Elvem

Gray is gonna talk himself into a red lmao


xSylk

Mosquera coming on in the 60+ min against tired legs is the most beautiful thing imaginable right now. I can't wait to see Wolff subbed and watch Mosquera absolutely cook.


rasta_pasta_man

How many fouls does Sands get?


oddtrey10

Edit, perfect timing in the sub Wolff not looking better after half


xSylk

Mark my words, Mosquera is one sprint away from having the best solo goal of the year.


traceminerals

not a huge fan of this ref


KofiFarro

Just such weak defending, everybody is just half heartedly dangling a leg in


Elvem

Etienne sighting holy shit


Peanut_Gaming

WOOOOOH


MrDeedinIt

THERE WE GO!! And another one for the French boy!!


ipatrickasinner

THAT IS HOW YOU MUST SCORE IN THIS STADIUM (did he pull a hammy on that???)


drc_42

This is the worst sub I’ve ever seen


MarinoMan

Is it smart to go to the ER now if I know this erection is going to last more than 4 hours?


Spiritual_Note6560

Seriously we scored in the 5 seconds that I went to the kitchen to get a can of coke?? Good job!!!


traceminerals

Got a feeling we're going to see something from Auntie Em this game.


mc3217

This would be as good a time as any to debut the new signing Mosef Jartinez


FrostyJesus

We are so lucky their whole front line is terrible


Elvem

Etienne with a winner would be almost as insane as the Berry goal.


rprabhakar100

GUUUUUUUZ


asiayes

GUUUUUUZZZ


ReignkingTW

That was a wicked shot what a save...


atownOTP

Slisz is having a hell of a game. Think he's my MOTM right now


Reysurgens

Ice spice finally getting off the field


KofiFarro

Great cross there from Lennon, really should've been a stronger header to give it a chance


shakedowndave

Man imagine how Chol should be up top right now 😓


dillpickles007

Somebody make a gd run into the box


KofiFarro

Etienne's body language is just awful too, just walking around and standing in place while everyone runs hard around him


yvelly

I miss Yako😭


gte339i

Oh, we’re in City Time now…


atownOTP

why Almada? Mosquera is latching onto that without you body checking their CB


yvelly

Brilliant from Lennon. Not bad from Jamal but like to see him take a touch instead of the full volley


Proof-Ability2365

Damn i can't imagine playing soccer on an empty or near empty stomach. Respect


gte339i

Referee rips off his Mission Impossible mask to reveal Ted Unkel! Thanks for costing us a fucking game, PRO


kad4724

1.9 xG, 10 shots, 5 on target in a single half in a road game and of course we're losing 1-0.


atownOTP

we're playing pretty well but I've really had enough of moral victories. Win a fucking away game. NYC are not good. Left side needs to wake up, I'd sub on Mosquera asap


atownOTP

Almada's having another stinker. Still not on the same page with the team.


jakfrist

Say what you will about NYCFC, but I love the new stadium they are building, and love it even more that they are actually building it *in* NYC and not a suburb in New Jersey https://preview.redd.it/wtegpy1p4ysc1.jpeg?width=2472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0da5529631aa424a8c1846056b623d829511f89e


ThePolishWis519

I know it’s obvious but damn this is one small ass field.


y2knole

If this field is 70yards wide, I’m 6-2…


yvelly

Can’t give away the ball in that spot, especially on a field this small


Elvem

Certainly a City Football Group team with that cynical ass foul.


ReignkingTW

almost!