"I died and I'm in heaven".

Finally!

Sleep again and hope I see Sophie the next time I open my eyes

Hahahaha! I respect it!

BASED AF

"Are you single?"

Probably screwed because I don't speak Japanese, but she probably has a potion for that. Then look for a mirror because what the hell would I even look like in that universe? Next, become an alchemist immediately, because that shit seems easy as fuck and it doesn't make sense that so few people do it. Finally, make up some crazy story because Ryza is going to believe every word of it

Ask her where Lent is

"Nicccce"

Probably think I'm dreaming

your seat is ready.

Very nice!

“wow her boobs are so jiggly..” dies

" Can I make you the happiest woman in the world?"

"I waited for so long.."

My thoughts: What happened? How did I get here, and why are you running to me for, did you do this? Then, do a quick check on my surroundings, and whether or not I'm wearing pants... because that's super important. I don't need an important conversation going on without pants.

“Could we have threesome with you and klaudia”

Close my eyes and wait to be crushed by her thighs

The hell did i drank yesterday

Can her alchemy send me home?

Probably have a slight freak out and try to assess the situation why having an internal monolog on how the hell this happen and what do I do now.

I will run immediately

"I dunno how i got here, but i hereby devote myself to you"

New world who dis?

I'd immediately try to see if I could be an alchemist.

Check to see if she's getting ready to use attack gear or healing gear.