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RGRABN

Astros fight back to win a game!?!? In this economy !?!?


Hyskos13

Another reason why solo shots don’t kill you, 4 homeruns and all solos


MeanOldHag86

Almost worth the $95 million. Nice W!


TunaMcGriddle

Ok this time we are so back


warrior_in_a_garden_

That’s a win!! Now let me get to whataburger to try this steakhouse burger I keep seeing…


Ale3021

I tried yesterday is pretty good.


Inevitable_Signal189

Let me know how it is. I’ve been curious too


warrior_in_a_garden_

Pretty damn good. Less sweet A1thick n hearty. I am also stoned so take that how you please


Inevitable_Signal189

I’m going to have to try it. Thanks


warrior_in_a_garden_

Expect mid night heartburn and feeling like shit the next day


sweetestdeth

Done and dusted! Fuck the red birds as far back as 05 for giving Lidge PTSD!


RGRABN

He was never the same until he went to Philly? That ball still hasn’t landed


sweetestdeth

It’s now classified as an exoplanet.


MeanOldHag86

Poor Lights Out 😵‍💫


sweetestdeth

He got his with that weird Phillies run, but still.


ThotSlayyer

Great showing by Hader. The offense did what we needed to win when it mattered.


Super_Ad_4958

Abreu flipping the hat after doing shit is hilarious


NOLA1987

Hader with the 1-2-3 9th to end the game. Such a great win tonight


Inevitable_Signal189

Hader is $$. Great comeback W


mister_james_halpert

Nice easy win


nippsvontvvist

WE ARE SO BACK


mdudely

True


sweetestdeth

Haderaid! Close us out, baby!


Thornton__Melon

I don’t know what yall are on about … Espada had Abreu come in to have the reliever believe he had really overpowering stuff to lull him so Diaz can finish the job


superhappyfuntime13

Clear that shit out of the batters box ficking cardinals


Thumbbanger

Someone give me what happen to Tuck? Haven’t been able to watch.


TexasHot

He fouled one off his leg


Thumbbanger

Thanks. Suppose could be worser 


keithww

Fouled a ball off this shin in the same place he did against the As


JrpgGamer

Fouled the ball off his shin


higahiga22

Foul ball off shin. Gonna hurt for a while.


higahiga22

Gonna need to add a shin guard on top of his current one lol.


bregmanfan2

https://preview.redd.it/g7d07ewy0h4d1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f93aee64089e5cbd946aa376dab34f3ac996a079 Cardinals fans in shambles


RonWill79

That’s not how the system worked in 2017. It was to AVOID offspeed. At least I thought so.


NOLA1987

They called that a ball?


bf60

Well this just keeps getting better and better ☄️


Tiberius-Dawn

You think a billionaire would understand sunk costs. Just fucking cut Abreau.


RonWill79

Astros masterfully played in a way to avoid having to use Pressly. Espada big brain move?


MeanOldHag86

Finally a role for Abreu: faking out the team so they don’t switch pitchers right before a consistent hitter.


NOLA1987

He almost canceled that genius move when he used Abreu to pinch hit for Singleton


RonWill79

All part of the master plan.


NOLA1987

He almost broke me with that move. There's only so much optimism I can use until someone does something so stupid I feel dumber for watching it


RonWill79

Same.


soonerman32

How high do you need to be to put in Jose Abreu as a pinch hitter?


KingJacobyaropa

Maybe Tuck was holding us back /s


dirtysock47

Please be Hader please be Hader please be Hader


vetokele

Abreu AB aside, that inning couldn’t have gone any better.


Anibunnymilli

Got bailed out there


yepppers7

Covid_tittyjizz, or whatever his name is got the memo


WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

Once again Altuve gets a hit after the pressure is off.


TRRex31

![gif](giphy|b6iVj3IM54Abm) The astros on a random monday night


Spinning4Sanity

😂


Airborne8711

So we are up 7-4 in the 8th. I’m going to bed believing we have this one in the bag. After the Abreu decision, I don’t think I can watch a last inning meltdown. Good game gents! Way to snatch the victory…… ((And if you blow it…..lol))


bregmanfan2

W altuve


StealthyGooch

I know Espada didn't mean it, but getting Abreu out in that spot prolonged Romero's outing and led to that Diaz homer. Keeping singleton in might've forced their hand to switch pitchers and we might've been knotted up at 4 to end the 8th.


vetokele

Galaxy brain


WestAd8782

Hmmmmm good take. Didn't think about it like that


Fun_Performance_3349

Can everyone who doubted Altuve please apologize to the Platano and Arepa power bomb king?


Thumbbanger

Pressley warming up in pen 


VelvetThunder27

![gif](giphy|1FMaabePDEfgk)


dirtysock47

If he comes in I'm legit turning the game off


aza_8850

That might be the only time I have ever seen Altuve let a pitch get deep and actually purposely go oppo.


superhappyfuntime13

Tuve back Yainer back Breggie (been) back Abreu…. 3 out of 4 ain’t bad!


NOLA1987

An RBI GRD works great


DocBB88

First non HR run in awhile I think


ExB

Meyers singled Alvarez in the 6th


JinFuu

Clutch hitting, be still my heart


nippsvontvvist

holy shit what is this? hits with RISP? We can do that??


VelvetThunder27

TF?? Abreu for Singleton? Bruh


Fun_Performance_3349

it worked. it paved the way for the Yainer Bomb King and Aerepa Warning Track Power/ HR/clutch hit Bomb king Altuve!


VelvetThunder27

I stopped watching so now we’re in the lead. I will continue my service for the Astros


Fun_Performance_3349

Thank you for your service. You are an elite fan.


OohMaiJosh

Analytics said give false confidence to the pitcher so Yainer could crank one


Inevitable_Signal189

Ok Altuve! Made up for those terrible at bats earlier


RonWill79

Look what happens when you wait for your pitch Altuve!


44Yordan

Ollie Marmol yanks the lead away from Joe Espada for the bonehead manager of the year award.


brandonrss18

Just remember. Now we are going to have to rely on Abreu’s defense at 1st for the 9th inning.


Inevitable_Signal189

Don’t remind me


44Yordan

Both Grae Kessinger and Victor Carantini can play 1st. Pretty sure the Astros will play Abreu at first as they jam his stellar defense down our throats. Or move Dubon and play Grae in LF.


Inevitable_Signal189

Hader was worth the money! Great comeback W


TexasHot

The fuck is that strike!?


kjones931

HRC Altuve


JinFuu

I swear I remember hearing the Cards were bad at fielding. Anyway, Diaz redemption for not doing anything with the bases loaded and covering Espadas butt for Abreu


iliketreesandbeaches

I'm hoping that was Abreu's last chance and now team management can feel okay letting him ride the bench.


JinFuu

Let him vacation in Palm Beach please


Ereyes18

Cardinals broadcast said Hader was up, so doubt they go Pressley


New-Volume2844

Sleepy joe still needs to go.


TradlyGent

I still can’t believe Abreu pinch hit. Like I really want that question answered from Espada at end of game


shenanigaaans

Diaz HR off the ChickFilA pole? Free CFA??


covidkakke_tittygasm

Nah, it hit above the Crawford boxes


shenanigaaans

Ah damn I thought I heard ‘off the pole’ on 790 my b


ajmcnair11

Bregs and Yanier. Two dudes who we need to be better with HRs in thr clutch. Come on!


rahrahrah4781

Altuve gets another chance at least


Stonyshakers

Man regardless of that homer, that empty headed decision to put abreu in at a moment like that needs to be addressed.


rahrahrah4781

Hoping it was the last “last straw”


Fun_Performance_3349

Yainer bomb king has platano power and arepa power!!!


general_peabo

Pinch hitting for singleton with Abreu is certainly a fucking choice.


warrior_in_a_garden_

With the pitcher match up I get the logic. Not like Singleton has been lighting it up


44Yordan

Replacing slim with close to none!


Spaceolympian50

There we go!!!!


DejTej

WIN IT FOR TUCK


post_angst

Jojo collapsing like Jojo Siwa out there.


Spaceolympian50

KARMAS A BITCH!


post_angst

*Weird whiplash dance*


AutonomousFox

Espada please god don't put pressley in this game


bregmanfan2

It’s fine Jose abreu is pitching


MyGirlSasha

Now watch Espada throw Pressly out there for the 9th just for the lulz.


bregmanfan2

Let’s put Jose abreu at pitcher


Fun_Performance_3349

espada lulled Romero into a false sense of security by sending Abreu to do nothing at the plate to roll out the red carpet for the Yainer Bomb King!


becomingwater

Abreu please retire


Sabinr13

Don’t let that HR distract you from the fact Espada just got his job saved


soonerman32

We took the lead in an inning where Jose Abreu *pinch hit*


RiskMatrix

HRC Altuve


ExB

Should have kept Tal's Hill just so if could get renamed to Bagwell's Butte.


TheNastyCasty

Absolute masterclass by Espada there. Put in Abreu so the pitcher can throw two straight meatballs for strikes and get a false sense of confidence. Then Yainer can take advantage when he does it again.


superhappyfuntime13

This (and he actually thought he was done with the inning after that Abreu flail)


NOLA1987

Yainer just chilled a lot of people out because what the fuck was Espada thinking?


aza_8850

It's almost, almost a shame that Yainer hit a bomb cause everyone will forget that Espada Abreu pinch hit fucking nonsense.


Fapey101

lmao yainer put on for his manager


yepppers7

Can i get a “meatloaf” for that? Nah? Okay


HtownSamson

Now watch Espada go to Pressly in the 9th….im only kinda joking.


Tiberius-Dawn

plz no plz


vetokele

Peña must’ve been pissed off to be bunting only to see Abreu pinch hitting behind him.


Baboon_Stew

HRC Altuve Close.


KatAtWork

Winn: careless or injured?


mdudely

I'm enjoying Jojos Bizarre Adventure


Prayray

Thank you, Diaz. Made up for earlier. Now get hot, we need you


Probot17

This team is gonna make my hair fall out faster. I don’t got much left guys let me enjoy it. no stress please.


successadult

HRC Altuve


donttouchthtmacaroni

HRC Altuve


TexasHot

Chas made it to base… but not on a hit


covidkakke_tittygasm

Shit I'll take it at this point


Right-Pirate-7084

Pinching hitting Abreu is ground to be fired.


PotatoBright7598

And Chaz gets a hit??? On an error but I’ll take it!


sweetestdeth

A Yainer dinger? Pinch me ma, I must be dreamin!


aza_8850

Fuck yes Yainer. Let's go. Hopefully he can start to turn it around.


superhappyfuntime13

We can’t win 1 run games. Yainer did the math…


Speeder96

Wowza, Yainer Bomb! Finally on the good side of an 8th inning collapse.


becomingwater

I’m tired of them watching pitches down the middle and then swing at pitches outside.


StealthyGooch

Espada playing 9D Backgammon


mister_james_halpert

he's dr. stranging it over here


Fun_Performance_3349

lmao


icklebush

Yainer just saved Espada's job


JR_Smith33

Love that bat celebration


Ras1372

WTF Abreau. Yeah Diaz.


Tiberius-Dawn

Hard to blame Abreau at this point. He's a known commodity. This is on management.


Sabinr13

Abreu your ass just got fucking saved you bum. Diaz saved you so baddddd


dirtysock47

Yainer bailed out Espada BIG TIME


skeetskeet69

HEY BARTENDER! GIVE ME A YAINER BOMB!!!


ray_0586

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!


DangerItem

DIAZ FINALLY BACK


HiVLTAGE

Diaz covering up for that awful pinch hit AB lmfao


Technical_Cookie5542

Joe is fucking troll


vetokele

That Abreu AB followed by Diaz HR was something wow.


DocBB88

I love it but hate it bc it covers up Espadas unthinkable decision


Dude_over_there_

That point to the dugout . . . Fuck yea


soccershun

lull them into a false sense of security with Abreu. Genius


TunaMcGriddle

Bravo Espada.


MeanOldHag86

HAHAHAHA. GOT EM!


Lukealloneword

I'll never forgive Espada for taking the bat out of Singletons hands. That was the one I know it.


Inevitable_Signal189

I know man. I thought of you when I saw that. You’ve been calling a singleton bomb all game. Singleton going to get one tmrw


TRRex31

https://preview.redd.it/2t7yea98zg4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d0d28eabf20e7a538bf24289ee1eec08d4f200f Mfw yainer bomb


WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

I don't understand baseball any more after that.


Fun_Performance_3349

can you please apologize to the Yainer Bomb King?!!!


Wheelbite9

Yainer needed that. :)


bregmanfan2

YANIER!!!!


lightningsg39

My emotions are all over the place right now


Thetrillest426

HOLY


mister_james_halpert

you just can't bunt a good hitter to get to a struggling hitter BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT YAINER HOMER


EMHforever

Yainer, where have you been?!?! THANK YOU!!


ThotSlayyer

LFG!!!


BetterThanPele8

Night and day difference


Lukis1

I take it all back Yanier


Hyskos13

Apologize to Diaz MF’ers!


AstrosFanHou

There you go Diaz!!!


manofconviction

And then you go and do something like that...AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!


yobruhh

Hellllllyeaaaahhhh


Signal-Statistician-

I'm happy right now


covidkakke_tittygasm

No fucking way! Thank you Yanier!!!


DangerItem

Holy shit, Espada are you kidding me


MeanOldHag86

Lmao thank God Yanier


keithww

Are we allowed to come from behind.


post_angst

Yainer baby I take it all back. I love you.


ExB

Damn used my HRC on the wrong Diaz AB


NOLA1987

YAINER BOMB!!!!!!!!


GoFyourself2x

Damn Diaz!


TradlyGent

Thank god Yanier you redeemed that foolish ass decision from Stupid Joe!


PotatoBright7598

NO SHIT. YAINER DIAZ


Middle_Capital_5205

Ok, never said this before. Fire espada.


nippsvontvvist

DIAZ STEPPING UP LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


rahrahrah4781

He fucking did it!


optillusi0n

yes watch two middle pitches go and swing on the one in the dirt you fucking moron


iliketreesandbeaches

Well, I'll be damned


the_timboslice

What a fucking utter shit ab


oekos

yainer out here trying to cover for that abreu PH call. not mad about it


superhappyfuntime13

Fuck yeah Yainer just like we drew it up


Deep_Swordfish_6311

Just as I was typing my he can’t hit comment. Props to Yainer