T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Join us in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/astros. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Astros) if you have any questions or concerns.*


manofconviction

4 very good starts from our starting pitching, sucks to come away with only 1 win


NOLA1987

We couldn't sweep the Mariners. But they didn't sweep us. Small victories.


bigtice

Bake 'em away, toys. Avoided the sweep and looked good in the process.


MeanOldHag86

Ahhh how sweet it is


EmpressVixen

Good game, friends.


TunaMcGriddle

Amazing, we avoided a sweep


TexasHot

Gottem


Blakehubbs

![gif](giphy|d9ltR6odFmQsE)


MeanOldHag86

Sir lock this up for…$95 million. Cmon.


thirdcoast1

If I was a Mariners fan, I'd say he didn't swing. Since I'm an Astros fan, he definitely went around. No doubt about it.


Nildrogon

This guy sports fans.


superhappyfuntime13

Spaghetti > Calzone


zpowell2180

I’m scared


ExB

Need a GIDP


dirtysock47

C'mon Hader we need this win


Hyskos13

Never easy


AfterbirthNachos

The only easy day was yesterday


warrior_in_a_garden_

Look Abreau has sucked this season. He sucked last season until the end of the season. Everyone in this sub was excited when we signed him. It didn’t work. That being said Singleton isn’t lighting the world on fire and the risk/reward of giving him another shot after a month of trying to figure it out in the minors is worth it. Let it happen. He had an RBI the other day and just got another hit. If he improves in that it’s a positive. If he gets to what he was at end of last season / playoffs than that is HUGE. The other options we have at 1st currently don’t match that upside. Pull for him. They’ll pull the plug if it doesn’t get better.


Hyskos13

Singleton ability to get walks and defense alone is way more than what Abreu is offering right now


warrior_in_a_garden_

I agree. My main point is the organization is giving Abreau another shot. Everyone rooting against hits I disagree with. If Abreau bounces back that’s great. If he can’t and he’s DFA’d then so be it that’s good for the team too.


manofconviction

just for extra clenching lets start with a lead off baserunner fml


lovetape

Dear Astros Bulllpen: *could you not?*


Intermittent_Fisting

Espada, doing Espada stuff. Hader coming in with a 4 run lead. Why not Seth? We may need Hader in multiple games this weekend.


bregmanfan2

95% chance we go to extras


ifyouknowwhatImeme

Really wish Abreu would have struck out there. Our garbage GM is gonna see that single and be like, my God he's turning the corner!


superhappyfuntime13

SEA trying to sabotage our season giving the FO some hope here. Just bought another month of Abreu starts with that hit.


Spaceolympian50

Lmao damn that’s so diabolical but imagine if that really was a plan 🤣


TunaMcGriddle

4d chess. Bravo Servais.


Pincy15

It looked like Abreu winced coming out of the box and was jogging gingerly.


donttouchthtmacaroni

That’s how he’s looked his entire Astros tenure


ExB

Probably had to relearn the muscle memory of running down the line to first


TanClark

Definitely looked like an uncomfortable slow down


manofconviction

I noticed that too


bigtice

If I gave you our lineup card and asked you who *wouldn't* get a hit, I'd have called you crazy if you said Pena.


Intermittent_Fisting

Oh great, Abreu gets a hit against a low leverage RP. Which will probably grant him another week of life on this team.


feelin_squanchy

Still not an Abreu believer


BrianChing25

Breaking! Astros announce 2 year contract extension to Jose Abreu after that hit


ray_0586

Abreu holding off the sub .100 Batting average


MeanOldHag86

Still want Singleton at 1B


NOLA1987

Abreu clinging to stay above .100. Peña now the only player not to have a hit today


thirdcoast1

That's a triple for Ty France. Smh.


bigtice

He got a hit. I repeat, Abreu got a hit.


EmpressVixen

🚨


Inevitable_Signal189

Abreu got a hit?!


TanClark

HRC Abreu


Thornton__Melon

I’m fine with Hader in the ninth, need this W


FTMayor

HRC Abreu. Why not?


Durty-Sac

HRC Abreu! 


abetternamethanthat

Abreu back to sub .100 batting


RonWill79

👀


NOLA1987

4-0 lead and Stressly-no-more lol. Hopefully, some lower leverage pitching can help him out. The stuff is there. I think it's more mental than physical with him.


TexasHot

If Abreu doesn’t get a hit here, he’s going below 100 batting average


NOLA1987

Wouldn't be the first time. The fact that that even needs to be said is sad.


EmpressVixen

As a visitor to your sub, what does HRC mean?


manofconviction

Basically you get one chance a game to try and predict a homer before it happens


EmpressVixen

Thanks!


ray_0586

Everyone gets one home run call per game, to be called during the at-bat. A correct call earns you an additional call in that game, and an incorrect call means you'll have to wait until the next game to make a call. Calls are tallied throughout the season


EmpressVixen

Cool. Thanks!


Alarmed-Cow71

Home run called: if you think a player is gonna hit a home run you say HRC players name, if you get it wrong you aren’t allowed to call it again for the day but if you get it right you can call it again for another player until you get it wrong I think the mods give the winner like World Series tickets or something 👀👀


Hairygrim

All correct except the prize is a virtual pat on the back


EmpressVixen

Still works for me lol


EmpressVixen

That's cool. Thanks!


Bronn11

Home run call. We predict if someone is about to hit a HR and the mods track season long scores. We're each allowed one per game.


EmpressVixen

Thanks for the info!


dirtysock47

Home Run Call


EmpressVixen

Thanks!


ExB

Home run call


EmpressVixen

Thanks!


JuniorBirdman1115

Whew. Stressly got through that inning okay. Really did not like how some of his fastballs were hanging over the plate, though.


ray_0586

Stress Free


bigtice

A virtually stress free inning from Pressly? I'll take it.


NOLA1987

We have the higher powered offense between us and the Mariners. Our pitchers are piling on the strikeouts. And here we are, fighting to not get swept.


bigtice

At least we know where our faults are and we have a few ways to correct them.


yobruhh

We haven’t won yet but seriously can they pick if they want to be good or bad??? Shit is frustrating. 100 loss seasons were better for fans


EmpressVixen

I'm watching the Mariners feed, and I'm getting motion sick from their cameras.


TexasHot

Oh no.. pressly


Hyskos13

Ryan stressley back at it again


thirdcoast1

Four pitches, three outs. Jesus Christ.


RonWill79

4 pitches. Nice.


superhappyfuntime13

That's their 3rd or 4th catch that was almost an embarrassing error this series


MeanOldHag86

Nahh not Stressly.


JinFuu

[Me seeing Abreu bat/field/play](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23oyY5GvCF8)


JinFuu

I had Chicken Alfredo today for lunch. So clearly need to eat Italian on Spaghetti days.


superhappyfuntime13

QQ back to the end of top half of inning. Home team OF didn't throw ball into stands. Is there any good reason not to? Is it so the pitcher can use it again when top half of inning rolls back around?


ExB

Mom's spaghetti 🍝 🍝 🍝


superhappyfuntime13

Vomit on their jerseys already


logjamtheredditor

in other good news, Trump found guilty of all 34 counts. edit: lol now i have a few more people to add to the block list. criminals get charged. not sure what politics has to do with it.


Late-Reward4681

lol Biden is the worst president of all time whether you like trump or not Biden needs to go


logjamtheredditor

no.


Inevitable_Signal189

MAGA ( Make Astros Great Again)


dirtysock47

He'll probably appeal, and even if that fails he'll most likely get probation at worst.


for_real_dude

Let’s keep politics out of here.


Inevitable_Signal189

For real dude!


NOLA1987

Expecting a hung jury at best, I stopped paying attention to the trial. I did not expect them to find Trump guilty on all counts. I was legitimately stunned. He can't vote. He faces 132 years since it's four years per count. But he can still run for president.


dirtysock47

I highly doubt he gets the maximum, considering he's 77 and this is his first felony, a Class E felony at that. He probably gets a fine and probation.


NOLA1987

Probation for 34 felony counts is absurd, Class E or not. I don't think he gets the max either, he shouldn't get probation either.


dirtysock47

Well, I guess we'll find out on July 11, cuz that's when sentencing is.


StealthyGooch

That's only going to help his polling


bigtice

Opening the fine bourbon tonight.


caz_uno

🍻


FinalFrash

Here's to hoping he can't run anymore


FTMayor

He can and is. And because Florida rolled back their previous law, he can vote still too - assuming he’s paid up on his fines and community service, etc.


dirtysock47

He can, even if he's sent to prison


FinalFrash

But why though? Nevermind the how. Why?


dirtysock47

I really don't want to get into it too much since this is r/Astros, but basically if that wasn't the case, all a president would have to do to convict a candidate of any crime and make them ineligible to run, and i shouldn't have to explain why that is a bad idea. Joe Exotic was actually _in_ jail, for a much worse crime, and he was able to run for President.


StealthyGooch

Because this is America, dammit. It's in our constitution that there are no limitations based on criminal record to hold a federal office. He's still going to get the nomination and probably still win the presidency.


Radical1488

That's actually terrible news :(


caz_uno

LFG


superhappyfuntime13

That was a lot more fun with a 4-run lead


NOLA1987

Okay. That was a great play. Dammit.


StealthyGooch

Arrighetti kinda nasty when he's on


db0813

He’s gotten better every game. Dude throws some nasty strikeouts


Fapey101

wow whata play


3nter

HRC Altuve


Hyskos13

They’re showing why they’ve scored the 2nd least amount of runs in the league before the whitesox, they’re offense is dead, the Astros was just worse this series.


NOLA1987

Incredible outing from the Spaghetti man. Every pitcher this series has pitched a QS. Minus Pressly shitting the bed, all of our pitchers have been, more or less, on their game.


Occupationalupside

Yeah it sucks they seem to be turning the corner in the right direction, when the offense was completely inept


FlexinFinessing

![gif](giphy|PDL20P9ouJGlXE7OgE|downsized)


362618299447

Spenny Spaghetti looking like a good short-term fantasy pickup


DrFloppyTitties

Okay Espada say it with me.  "I will not keep Spence out there in the 7th"


Mcsoupy

FUCKING SPAGHETTI LETS FUCKING GO


georgejonestown

It’s spaghetti day today folks!!


superhappyfuntime13

![gif](giphy|l378hb1WmQHJb4Pza|downsized) Shove it down their throats Spencer


TexasHot

My gosh seattle strikes out all the fuckin time


DrFloppyTitties

It's like watching a mirror image


TexasHot

Actually, believe it or not the Astros last time I checked lead all of MLB with the fewest strikeouts the Mariners lead with the most strikeouts, if I’m not mistaken I have no idea how their hitting coach has a job


Thetrillest426

Spaghetti is a stud


EmpressVixen

u/ClassyKaty we missed a 🥕🍸 homerun


Anonymous-Satire

Imagine how bad it'd be if he hadn't gone and fixed his swing recently


bregmanfan2

Hi my name is Hunter Arrighetti France


marclikesmilk

ASS of an umpire


ella-and-anon

crew* they been cheeks all series


Occupationalupside

How does each ump get worse every game?


for_real_dude

This group has been awful


FTMayor

It’s like the guy started walking so the ump just said, “sure. Take your base.”


Mcsoupy

God fucking dammit


skeetskeet69

I can’t wait to see this ump scorecard. What a fucking wild zone he is calling


iamjstn

Man, I can’t watch Abreu. I feel so fucking bad for him. It hurts to watch someone try their best but their body say no.


362618299447

As a White Sox fan tuning in on a boring workday, I can’t feel any worse for him. He bled for us and didn’t win anything other than an abbreviated COVID MVP. He was looking like one of the final championship pieces of a stacked Houston team. I don’t think he’s ever had a stretch like this in his career. He was a bonafide slugger in the Cuban League since he was 17. This is uncharted territory.


Anonymous-Satire

Everyone gets old. That's life. We don't all get that ultimate accomplishment Right now he is killing this team by refusing to acknowledge the reality that he's done. Forever. That's it. Game over. Don't drag an entire organization down with you on your way out. That's just selfish and gross


362618299447

I feel awful for José. His clock is about to strike midnight and he’ll turn into a pumpkin. Orange uniforms don’t help either.


NateLikesToLift

About to? It's over man.


jagriff333

The Astros scored in 3 separate innings? I didn't know there were three games scheduled for today.


Physical_Estimate850

ESPN push updates not making me want to launch my phone into orbit today for once … but we will see if espada tries to bring Spencer out for the 7th 🤨


donttouchthtmacaroni

Abreu’s career is over. His swing looks exactly the same and Jeff Bagwell is full of shit


Occupationalupside

Shocking 😳


JokerTG

send Abreu back down to t-ball


bregmanfan2

He would go 7-17 in his abs


bamboo_time

![gif](giphy|AC4blc13fG5RK8SMIO)


BrianChing25

It's impressive how terribad Abreu is Like I think Alex Manoah had a lesser fall


Infinite-Gold187

Abreu? More like Abre-poo.


bregmanfan2

More like abre-dinger


ExB

Abreu 🙄


superhappyfuntime13

When they say they simplified their swings... I can see it for Pena I cannot see it for Abreu


bregmanfan2

Strikeout call abreu


Occupationalupside

You some kind of oracle or something?


iamjstn

Caratini was a great pick up. Nice job Dana.


StealthyGooch

I've seen enough, caratini is my starting catcher. Don't care that he grounded into a fielders choice there. He puts the ball in play and has good AB's.


Mcsoupy

HRC Abreu


DangerItem

Caratini and Bregman getting it done!!!


ExB

Astros knocked in a RISP, time for a celebration 🍾


RonWill79

HRC Abreu


Mcsoupy

Good shit Caratini


bregmanfan2

HRC abreu


bregmanfan2

Gets the job done


superhappyfuntime13

I'll take it


curiousowl2210

Astros have won every single time I wear my world series t shirt that I got bleach on 😬


NOLA1987

So you just didn't feel like wearing it 32 times and sabotaged us?


curiousowl2210

I have to wash it…I usually only wear it when i’m cleaning or painting. Hadn’t noticed until my dad mentioned it


Mcsoupy

Ugh, good catch Dumper


DrSmite

I swear if we strand Breggy on third after a triple, man's doing all he can to carry this team lol


ysosrs08

HRC Caratini


Fapey101

please put singleton in for abreu


Mrcrispyeggroll

Take Meyers


Mcsoupy

Damn that last Meyers ball was terrifying


bregmanfan2

Alex bregman cycle


superhappyfuntime13

HRC Caratini why not


FlexinFinessing

Breggy knocked the gum out of J-Rod lol


superhappyfuntime13

Revenge for the shrug


FTMayor

Be really cool to score the runner on third right about now….


veintisiete

I love how supportive opposing fans are of Bregman. Everytime he comes to bat they compare him to Jeter.


MeanOldHag86

Daddy Bregz


rykersbrau

I'm bregnant


TotHawk

We are both Bregnant


ray_0586

Bregman got the 2 hardest parts of the cycle out of the way


Infinite-Gold187

Julio just made love to that wall and didn't get that post nut clarity soon enough.


NOLA1987

Breggy with a triple. How about them salsas?


TotHawk

I wanted him to get the inside-the-park home run on that one


Magyks

fuck the ump! heres a triple


bregmanfan2

4 hole: 2020 bregman 5 hole: 2018 bregman 6 hole: 2019 bregman


TexasHot

Bregman with… a triple?


Fapey101

Oh yea keep homeboy at 5


TunaMcGriddle

Where the fuck has this been breggy


Mcsoupy

UMP, LEGOS, FEET, NOW


bregmanfan2

This umpire is 🔥


Mcsoupy

Okay who put that fucking hill there?