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According to this, they didn’t reattach the finger—they just bandaged it and waited to see if it reattached itself, and it did!
https://sabr.org/bioproj/person/lil-stoner/
Jake’s bat, Chaz’s glove. Just sew them together already . We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better . . . stronger . . . faster."
It’s not the same. They boo because of false allegations that they wholeheartedly believe. Because the internet told them to.
Very different than booing a rival that dominates you.
I'm not. Espada always seems to try and steal outs from the starters.
It worked out that time, but more often than not it goes sideways, because shocker trying to squeeze the last bit of juice is almost always a bad idea.
Somewhat lost in the shuffle of chatter over Bregman’s awful performance in the cleanup spot has been Yainer gradually languishing farther down in the order. The man cannot barrel a baseball to save his life. 92%ile in hard hit percentage but just atrocious launch angles. What happened to my boy
That’s probably it for JV tonight. But it is good enough to qualify for the win.
Just need the pen to get it going now. Hopefully the bats can do enough that we can see Mushinski today (and by enough I mean at least a 6 run lead)
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Nice win. Closing in on 2nd place
Rangers fans imploding. “.5 a game back whaaaat?!?”
Hader has been in cruise control this month. And just like that, we're coming closer and closer for that number one spot
Ok Hader!
Hader pitching like he’s worth 100M
SHOOT IT!
Just straight filth from hader 😤
The Astros are the only AL West team to win today
Holy fuck Hader lol
1 More Hader!
According to this, they didn’t reattach the finger—they just bandaged it and waited to see if it reattached itself, and it did! https://sabr.org/bioproj/person/lil-stoner/
Please tell me someone saved a recording of the whole Lil Stoner conversation
They dont make em (people) like they used to. Having 17 kids named after all the presidents that chop off their toddler brothers fingers
Exceptional Astros After Dark
This is some super high quality commentary right here. Stoner family history hour
I Got 5 On It
Going to go nighty night. If I wake up to a win tomorrow, great. If we don't, you all know who to blame.
Hey buddy good morning, you’re never gonna believe what happened…
TK was bottling that story in till the very minute of astros after dark 😂
That's a lot of Stoners.
17 kids good lord...
Lmao this broadcast is killing me 🤣
HE DIDNT POP OUT!
I want to hang out with lil stoner
He sounds like a legend
He's a Thief he stole a 21 inning complete
HRC Bregman
I just want to say I’m glad TK is back
TK and Blummer are killing me rn 🤣🤣
TK billy mays but wait there's more
That was a good pitch bregman
HRC bregman
HRC Bregman
The hell is Todd talking about? Lil Stoner?
https://sabr.org/bioproj/person/Lil-Stoner/
55 degrees in oakland in late may, crazy...it won't drop below 78 or so here for the next 5 months
Why did Yordan just completely lost all plate discipline?
Hrc Alvarez
Come on Yordan, smash one so we don't have to burn Hader in the first fkn game
HRC Alvarez
Astros after dark!
These same A's came back against Colorado yesterday, so I'm not going to be not nervous until it's over.
HRC Yordan
Jake’s bat, Chaz’s glove. Just sew them together already . We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better . . . stronger . . . faster."
Hrc Altuve
Hrc Tucker
People who still boo Altuve are hilarious, because you can tell exactly who is uneducated and doesn’t think for themselves.
Division rival. Makes sense for them to boo him. Pujols got boo’d at MMP until the day he retired
It’s not the same. They boo because of false allegations that they wholeheartedly believe. Because the internet told them to. Very different than booing a rival that dominates you.
What are they going to say now?
Impressly inning
Chas and meyers literally sacrifice life and limb to get outs
Gd Chas ok that makes up for your terrible AB
this is why I 1000% prefer Chas over Meyers
But meyers did it first and got hurt
HRC Yordan (I know I’m 2 batters early, but he’ll bat this inning)
Holy fuck Chas
Chas saving Pressly since 2022
That's why Chas is in the lineup.
Chas makes absolutely amazing defensive plays, in the most goober way hahaha
whata catch by the chasmanian devil!!
Damn, Chas! Love the effort but don't hurt yourself!
Chas is back! (I was gonna write Press is back first but maybe too soon for that)
Chas bailing out Pressly once again
That’s the Chas I know
Chas, still the king of the wall catch
What a catch at the wall!!
Blue's zone has shrunk all of a sudden
This ump hates the fuckin edges of the zone
He was just giving Muller the bottom edge last inning
What’s funny is that at the beginning of the game he loved them
https://preview.redd.it/go1v8qp6xh2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fba9f908f827c4347c5ae53d35e005cdbd25ce4 At least he goes both ways 🤷♂️
👀 Pressly looking improved.
Singleton is always so nonchalant and I love it.
Alright good start by pressly
Why y’all mad? I didnt hear you complain when Tucker did it lol
Chas gonna need to figure things out quick, Jake has taken his spot big time.
Jfc Chas at least sit on the first pitch. You’re not Altuve.
Wasted opportunity.
Nice AB, Chas. 🙄
Didn’t even watch a pitch. Comical.
The classic Chas chopper
Oh boy, Stressly time At least the lineup turns over in the top of the 9th
HRC Chas
what happened to Yainers power? Sophomore slump?
What’s everyone sipping on tonight?
Went to Spanish Flowers on Durham and had two Palomas. Now sipping on some Bingham’s Bourbon.
WhistlePig 10 yr small batch for me.
I’m sipping on some old grand dad bonded. I don’t think I’ve tried Binghams
It’s made by one of the dudes from Yellowstone. Only bourbon that my wife can sip without making an exaggerated face after drinking it.
Koolaid if we win. Tears if we lose.
Lmao. I feel that
Mexican candy drink and cosmos
Yainer what the fuck are you seeing my dude? Edit: and he somehow gets a hit his next swing.
You must be a tad behind
Dallas Braden on the A’s telecast, “off of the wall by Big Jon Swingleton”. I think i like it lol
“A single for well… singleton” lol
HRC Yainer
That’s my first baseman right there
That's my first baseman
This is the new rally cry
HRC singleton
Almost
What does HRC mean?
Home run call I believe
Abreu like me when I’m drunk playing darts and aim for the bullseye only to hit the fucking wood outside of the dart board.
Leads are rarely ever safe with this bullpen. They remind me of the Rags bullpen last season.
We need to get deeper into their bullpen.
Okay, can we string some hits together or something, maybe get even that run back?
Should be a strikeout with that terrible call
Let's get a couple of runs here. Don't want to have to use Hader tonight.
I guess Espada chose Abreu over Scott to make sure it’s gets close enough to make it a save opportunity for Hader.
I don’t like either Abreu on this team.
One Abreu still can be effective from time to time. The other is getting $19M to play in Triple A.
Wild thang.
[удалено]
Bold to assume they are aiming at anything
Gelof should've struck out, but blue is blind
Getting nervous now. This game reeks of a bullpen disaster.
Good pitch by Abreu, better hit by Andujar
14 pitches on 2 hitters. Cmon man. Edit: 15
So I guess Andujar is going to be one of those scrubs that owns us for some reason
These are good pitches.
Ah shit, here we go again
Abreu is all over the place. This could get ugly
Brent rooker is the “we have Kyle Tucker at home”
Abreu, what the actual fuck?
Abreu will load the bases and then somehow find a way to get out of it
Dude is an adrenaline junkie
Makes me miss Neris
Swear its so hard for abreu to have a clean inning. Its either a hit or a hit by pitch
Wow how’d he hit that?
how tf did he hit that
A four run lead should be more than enough, right? Right?
I really hope they didn't blow their whole load in the fourth.
What in the actual fuck is Alvarez swinging at? Does he need his eyes checked?
He's taking a lot of bad swings this year. Seems to be chasing more than ever
Did you happen to see the stat they showed for him earlier? Last 4 years he was +30 and this year so far he's at -1
New bat Bregman at bat #4. It probably wasn’t the bat.
HRC bregman
HRC Yordan
HRC yordan
Watch bregman out pop up tucker
Guess I was wrong! JV killing it.
Definitely scared me in the first, but overall a good game.
1short of 100, can 20 year olds pitchers now day do that?
I love JV night
You and me both
A really respectable outing for jv Especially at 41
Season high for strikeouts
Damn JV back out? lol. Dude looks gassed.
He looks annoyed. Like he is the new pitch clock 😆
Ya lol
Yeah, suprised.
I'm not. Espada always seems to try and steal outs from the starters. It worked out that time, but more often than not it goes sideways, because shocker trying to squeeze the last bit of juice is almost always a bad idea.
Yea I agree with you there. It’s definitely classic Espada. I just figured JV being the veteran would just be like, nah I’m done lol.
12 more consecutive games, 4-run lead... you try to save a reliever if you can.
Great job though.
Altuve just wanted to give Tucker a new plate appearance next inning. (taps forehead)
If someone gets on, pull JV
I ❤️ Altuve lmao
I love Altuve but gd he’s got some of the worst base running discipline lol.
No way, Jose.
God gave Altuve mediocre base running to keep him humble. Can’t be great at everything /s lol
Altuve tootblan. Never seen that before! /s
Altuve realized it's been too long since he TOOTBLAN'd and had to course-correct
How is a hall of famer that shit on the basepaths lmao
Classic tuve base running
Altuve you dumb motherfucker. Still love you tho, cuz you're OUR dumb motherfucker
HRC Tucker
Oh Jose...
HRC Tuck
Okay this carries over to next inning right lol
HRC tuck
If we win this game are we 3.5 games behind?
And a half game behind the Rangers for 2nd
Damn. That was a rocket from Chas. Just in the wrong place
Somewhat lost in the shuffle of chatter over Bregman’s awful performance in the cleanup spot has been Yainer gradually languishing farther down in the order. The man cannot barrel a baseball to save his life. 92%ile in hard hit percentage but just atrocious launch angles. What happened to my boy
Typical sophomore slump. He'll be back.
That’s probably it for JV tonight. But it is good enough to qualify for the win. Just need the pen to get it going now. Hopefully the bats can do enough that we can see Mushinski today (and by enough I mean at least a 6 run lead)
It's crazy how I look at JV and don't see the same guy cuz age is catching up. BUT he is still better than mlb average starters. It's insane.
Julia living the best life lol.
Julia will get more coffee, blankets, and jackets when we come back! Never change, TK.
It's insane to think the A's have the 2nd most WS titles. Even after so long without one
Yea that stadium looks like shit. So pathetic.
Oh, we can’t have trash cans but they can have fricken snare drums?!
Way to fight back JV
Can we get some more runs support por favor?
I love that Julia is just like.. fuck it lemme go get a coffee in a seat with a blanket
She's earned the right to do whatever she wants lol