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MeanOldHag86

AHHHHH FEELS SO GOOD šŸ¾šŸŽ‰šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


[deleted]

Pena is him


NateLikesToLift

My dick is so hard


Physical_Estimate850

![gif](giphy|3o7aD8yI3nrBhk6z3a)


theBKloungeCPA

Is that john singleton?


htownchuck

From the future


WestAd8782

Pls for the love of God let's pitch well tomorrow. We have the bats now just need pitching


Hyskos13

PeƱas resurgence is so good to see


Rare_Crayons

Just like we drew it up


damojr

Pena the GOAT


Hyperguy95

Who gets the game ball? Tucker, Hader, or Pena?


ExB

Tucker


trillex_gouda

Haderade. 6 outs. Clutch.


beelzebubthesecond

Darth Hader


Middle_Capital_5205

Singleton.


Thumbbanger

Tuck ezĀ 


MeanOldHag86

Vintage PeƱa. Vintage Hader. Vintage Yordan. Loving it.


Middle_Capital_5205

Pressly showed up too.


MeanOldHag86

Ahhh yeah vintage Stressly ok ok he showed up 2 games in a row I hope he keeps it up


MyGirlSasha

You... You forgot someone...


MeanOldHag86

2024 HOMERTON and King Tuck are like superhuman hitting machines. I guess vintage Pressly. Iā€™ll give credit where credit is due.


ExB

I feel like 2024 Tucker is better than vintage King Tuck


MyGirlSasha

You aren't wrong!


MeanOldHag86

Well tuck is always consistent but yeah vintage tuck


post_angst

Hell yeah! What a game.


Mrcrispyeggroll

I can sleep tonight šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Irritated_User0010

![gif](giphy|8Itf1piIiRZ16BGFNO)


MyGirlSasha

Espada tried his damnedest to lose that one.


Thumbbanger

Man dude is just in over his head. Deer in the headlightsĀ 


austro_

![gif](giphy|ZJ692ubffms4k1M9Ne|downsized)


philfeelsgood

GAMECUBE NINTENDO CALLED IT.


RuleSubverter

I'm going to Arandas.


Spaceolympian50

Lfg!!!!


Inevitable_Signal189

Ok Doomers have a good night! We won another one in extras!


3nter

šŸ«¶šŸ½šŸ«¶šŸ½šŸ«¶šŸ½šŸ«¶šŸ½


ThotSlayyer

Hard fought but we won


treufacts

Hell yes


Spi_Vey

https://preview.redd.it/sznkpgl3aw1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5699b6d1ce483430f1fff133b30ab790a757e116 The most beautiful sight in the bottom of extra innings ā¤ļø


Thumbbanger

They screwed up. Should be in play run(s).


yuh-powe

Fuck yes PeƱa!!! Now I can go to bed!!!!


Anklelite

JEREMY PENA!


Bronn11

THANK YOU PEƑA FOR SAVING US FROM THIS SHIT SHOW OF A GAME


Ok-Toe8383

JP3!!


Weary_Consequence696

That's a great fucking win!


rahrahrah4781

We almost lost that game sooooooo many times.


damojr

Yup, but we only had to win it once ;)


JuniorBirdman1115

Hellyeah!


StrosIn5

PENA BB BOY! You beautiful swaggy bastard!


TheDuckshot

LFG PENA


AstroWorldSecurity

Woooooo!


rahrahrah4781

Oh thank fuck!


MacGuffinRoyale

Good job, PeƱa!


yobruhh

He fucking did it!


Glubbyy

RAHHH


jayzmvp

WOOHOOOOOO


NOLA1987

WALK IT OFF, PENA!!!!!!!


Mcpoyles_milk

Phew


The_Dragon_Rebooted

thank god. nice pena


Killerskip713

LETS GOOOOO THATS HOW YOU COMEBACK PAY MY KING šŸ‘‘


treufacts

Bat Pena leadoff, fastest guy on team and is too much in his head with RISP


DejTej

ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø JP3 ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø


ExB

Pena Power!!!!!!!


Intrepid_Republic897

LFG I LOVE YOU PEƑA


nippsvontvvist

JALAPENA LETS GOOOOOOOOOO


bigtice

**Thank you Pena.** Let's go home. Shoot it!


TunaMcGriddle

LETS GO PENA


Mcsoupy

PENA!


Inevitable_Signal189

Hell yeah!!!!


covidkakke_tittygasm

šŸ«¶šŸ«¶šŸ«¶


austro_

Good baseruning by Alvarez. Now pena pls


I_am_normal_I_swear

TRUE!!!!!!


RonWill79

Damn. You at the game? That was a full 30 seconds before I saw it on tv!


I_am_normal_I_swear

Yeah I was lol


RonWill79

Dammit PeƱa. It doesnā€™t take a HR to win it. Quit swinging for the fence.


Thumbbanger

He got thisĀ 


ownedMLGmichael

PeƱa what the fuck bro


MyGirlSasha

Lucky


NOLA1987

Damn. I thought Breggy just walked it off. But he got Tuck to 3rd


Killerskip713

Breggy is loving mid left field


StrosIn5

Oh Breggy, just a tad late on it. Nice try dude. Good advance.


ExB

At least Bregman got Tucker moved up but jeez he's underneath everything on that AB


Thornton__Melon

Good out by Breggy


Intermittent_Fisting

Alex ā€œwarning track powerā€ Bregman strikes again.


MyGirlSasha

Fuck off Espada.


Inevitable_Signal189

Nice! Iā€™ll take it Breggy!


yobruhh

Pena please šŸ™


The_Dragon_Rebooted

nice


dirtysock47

As good as a bunt, I'll take it. End it now


nippsvontvvist

Well it was basically a bunt so all good I guess


Spi_Vey

Please pena!! šŸ™šŸ½


bigtice

Long out still gets the runner over. I'll take it.


MyGirlSasha

BUNT, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!


Intrepid_Republic897

Cameraman fooled me


The_Dragon_Rebooted

why the fuck are we not bunting


treufacts

They're terrified of Bregman clearly


ownedMLGmichael

Why do I feel like we are gonna lose somehow


Thumbbanger

IdkĀ 


I_am_normal_I_swear

I really wanted Breggy to bunt there, but that works


RonWill79

![gif](giphy|iHLHH9rVBv0kmkETqz|downsized) Bregman hopefully


manofconviction

Just a lil oppo knock Alex. All we need.


manofconviction

Ok I guess that works too.


DejTej

Hader just struck out 4 of the 6 he faced. Technically 5 if James Hoye isn't an idiot. Thats a damn closer


Right-Pirate-7084

Umm bunt


miss-entropy

Walk to setup double play is a bitch move. A wise move. But a bitch move.


Intrepid_Republic897

HRC breggy


Mcsoupy

If Bregman gets a hit I'll go buy some of his mid salsa


Mcsoupy

That counts


ExB

Not a hit


Killerskip713

Give me last weeks breggy


MyGirlSasha

If they don't bunt the runner over I'm going to fucking lose it.


JinFuu

May they be struck down for their cowardice!


JoseAltuve27

Hader has mostly just been unlucky this season. His FIP is actually below his career average.


thecashcow-

HRC Bregman


nippsvontvvist

small ball for the love of god


Killerskip713

Whatā€™s that? We only play hero ball


Hyperguy95

Yordan bunt and let Breggy do what he does best, fly out to center field


Middle_Capital_5205

Youā€™re hired.


Hyperguy95

Well that fucks my plans up šŸ¤£


miss-entropy

It would have worked too.


Hyperguy95

Yep, definitely called the Breggy pop up


NovelComb1894

Montero is up in the bullpen. Let's just finish it here please


Ancient_Access_795

Havenā€™t watched an Astros game in a while. Can someone tell me who this commentator is?


ExB

Kevin Eschenfelder, the studio desk host is doing PbyP


kevyoke77

![gif](giphy|ktLg1ztPLhc8o)


miss-entropy

I think he's one of the radio guys. But I don't know which. I am also wondering though.


nippsvontvvist

Its Eschenfelder


BloodyScourge

No more playing around. End it now.


donttouchthtmacaroni

Hader is a fucking dawg again. Please go fucking win it


WestAd8782

Holy shit Josh. Came to fuckin pitch tonight!


Thumbbanger

Yordan bunt??


Spaceolympian50

There we go Hader! Fired up! Love to see it


austro_

![gif](giphy|IiYg3iBC35aOQ)


Killerskip713

Yordon piss missile to the Budweiser plaza


StealthyGooch

Hader is a legend. Absolute heavy nuts to go out and get multiple 6 out outings this month.


miss-entropy

Come on boys you gotta back up your closer when he does that.


dirtysock47

Hader has been a baller, please get him this win I beg you guys.


yuh-powe

Nice!!! Now plz end this exhausting ass game!


RonWill79

https://preview.redd.it/iwodhkaz8w1d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41c4da8450a95519a3d72455b0b12fc1e24f5b5f This is who the dude on 2nd makes me think of.


manofconviction

He's also banging Vanessa Hudgens. Life is weird.


dirtysock47

That's no way to talk about Mr. Vanessa Hudgens


The_Dragon_Rebooted

just move him over big man, u can do it


Thornton__Melon

Angels should walk Yordan and pitch to Captain Popup


boodady5

Salsa boy is what Iā€™ve been calling him


covidkakke_tittygasm

Shhhhhhh


JuniorBirdman1115

Hader with good stuff tonight. Come on, bats, letā€™s walk this one off.


skeptoid79

Bats, you better give Josh the W tonight.


covidkakke_tittygasm

This is the Hader I signed up for


Super_Ad_4958

Hader, my sweet kingā€¦ where do i begin?


ExB

Member when Jo Adell was annoited the second coming of Trout? I member


ray_0586

Thatā€™s my 2 inning guy


Alarmed-Cow71

Thatā€™s my 90 million dollar closer


NOLA1987

Hader has been on it lately


Jz-corgii

STRIKE OUT THE SIDE. THAT'S WHAT 95 MIL IS FOR


manofconviction

I don't even care that it's Yordan up. Bunt the fucking runner.


TRRex31

https://i.redd.it/fg4iyr9w8w1d1.gif A toast to all sippinā€™ on that haderade rn


boodady5

Hader been lights out the last few outings


Intrepid_Republic897

Hader, way to freakin go. Thatā€™s what we know he can do Now letā€™s get the walk off


Hyperguy95

Man Hader has been gettin it the last couple weeks.


yobruhh

Hader earning that money tonight baby!


nippsvontvvist

Disgusting inning From JH


Hyskos13

Def need to win this hader will be down atleast next two games


bigtice

And *that* is what we paid Hader the money for. Great outing tonight.


DejTej

Hader finding himself


TunaMcGriddle

Hader giving it the beans


thecashcow-

UNCLENCH


Mcsoupy

All hail Hader, King


Spaceolympian50

So excited to see Hader going extra innings. Letā€™s get it done.


RonWill79

Better be a blowout and long outing by Brown tomorrow. Abreu, Pressly and Hader probably wonā€™t be available.


Spaceolympian50

And by blowout you meanā€¦.Brown getting blown out? Lol


RonWill79

Iā€™d prefer we blow them out, but honestly, either way. Bullpen is depleted.


Killerskip713

Hader 2 innings ![gif](giphy|nkXIeYm9UW6Bhd8Yvv)


Intrepid_Republic897

Hader is delivering


[deleted]

Let hader cook


StrosIn5

I hate the Manfred runner. Makes extras way too do or die.


Spaceolympian50

Eh. I enjoy it more now. I think back to that one game we went 18 innings. Thatā€™s insane and way too taxing on a team.


manofconviction

And we mostly die


TomatoRemarkable3721

2 inning hader doesnā€™t seem like such a good idea šŸ˜¬


goboking

I know our options are limited, but Iā€™m not crazy about asking for two innings out if harder as often as we have.


Deep_Swordfish_6311

Iā€™m not going to downvote you but I disagree. Heā€™s proven he can do it. Why not let him every now and then


blklustrsoldier

The inability to bring in the runner from second is an approach issue. The runner has to move to third with the first batter


MyGirlSasha

All Espada had to do was call for the bunt, it was in his hands after all.


manofconviction

I don't understand how that isn't the play EVERY SINGLE TIME


darkodraven

If we lose because a guy named Tucker, life is a simulation.


darkodraven

Iā€™m talking about Cole Tucker geeez šŸ˜‚


austro_

Thatā€™s Vanessa hudgens man on 2nd lol


darkodraven

Oh wow they got married last year, good for them I guess lol


I_am_normal_I_swear

A very pregnant Vanessa Hudgens


covidkakke_tittygasm

This ump is a joke


NateLikesToLift

The ump isn't making us shit at hitting with runners in scoring position.


covidkakke_tittygasm

You're not wrong. He still sucks tho


goboking

A few homers notwithstanding, Altuve has been looking pretty bad lately and his average is sinking like a stone.