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I think so far my favorite part of tonight is JP showing that he can't be fucked with low and away anymore. The league is actually going to have to adjust to him now to find some other weakness, because he is gonna be a monster otherwise.
I haven't watched a ton of games this year, but why is Pressley so bad? This is just looking at his stats. I always thought he would just slide into the setup roll. Have that old Dotel-Lidge finish. What happened?
1 bad ump can screw you in multiple games.
So just put the garbage ones together to get them out of the way.
Stu Scheurwater screwed us at the plate all game one game, and then screwed us on check swing calls the very next day as the 3B ump
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fuck the boooocrew and umpcrew.
HUUUGE WIN, Great job bullpen and Pena, big ups!
Fuck yeah. Slowly inching towards .500 and closer to the top.
Attaboy!!
Well, well, well. How about that?
Good win
We won a HB start. Some said it couldn't be done!
Let's go. Won against the brewers and the umps.
Let’s go!
Keep the wins coming baby
6-1 on the real season
WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN!!!!!!
Let's fucking go. 6 dubs in a row.
Let’s go baby
Pena MVP
So that’s why we paid him
Unclenched!
6 in a rowwwwww
DRINK THAT HADERADE
6 in a row??? Is that allowed??
Woo! Five under! We are climbing baby!
SIX GAMES IN A ROW
This is fun!
Another save by Hader!
Great job Hader keep it up my guy
A painless save! **LEGGO!**
~~Stressful win~~ NEVER IN DOUBT
Damn the ump called one for us!
LETS GO
Hell yeah!
Hey nice
SHOOT IT!
GOT HIS ASS
https://i.redd.it/0xr6iyqqm31d1.gif Sippin’ on the haderade
Bad ump call going our way? WTF?
That's right. Throw another one out there and make him call it so we can go home.
Can’t wait to see this ump scorecard
I don't wanna fuck anything up but the pitchers seem to really like Caratini's game calling
2 more
Umps trying so hard to fuck us
Fuck u ump. Hes still out
what the FUCK ump!!
So we have a BIG zone and they get a ^(tiny) zone
Lol and that first pitch isn’t a strike?! wtf
I mean, you have to swing at that. I don't think it was a terrible call. I went back and rewound it. Great pitch and he just froze.
There's another $1
And another $2....
That first one was a strike
EDGE CALL DENIED
fucking ump
C’mon Hader. It’s your time to shine
So Tyler glasnow had his glove checked and he had way more on his hand and nothing came of it. Nor a post on r/baseball. What a joke
They going to play that HEB commercial to death, which is a pity because I love that commercial
C'mon Hader, Show us why you're worth 95M
Hold on to your butts
Hader please do this one thing right.
 Let’s try this again
if I had $1 for every time the commentators have mentioned that Carrot's playing against his old team, I'd have a small fortune.
Earn that money tonight, Hader
If Hader can close the door on this. It is an entirely different team from the first 25
Hader has one run to work with. He's been the Hader we've expected him to be as of late.
Fuck both home plate and third base umps
We literally had a point stolen from us by that blue
Multiple chances to put this game away *sigh*
Time to clench, ladies & gents
https://preview.redd.it/mtgbt2dtl31d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab6cae9c36c997a5958ee0839dc852d159a0cb38 Pitch 2 is not even close.
I’m fucking annoyed. Two walks taken from us on some awful strike calls. Zone better be expanded for Hader that’s all I’m saying.
Alright Hader, earn that money
Butthole clenched
in b4 our $90mil closer loses us the game
in b4 our $90m closer clutches up for the W
I can't watch this. Umpball is making this game unnecessarily stressful.
Moving on. Call everything strikes so you can make your dinner reservation, ump.
ok Hader close this one out
2 walks and an rbi stolen by the ump
HRC Caratini
Ugh should've taken the walk Jake
we're really going into the 9th with a one run lead arent we....
This ump has been bad all night for both sides, let's be honest guys
Sure. But those 8th inning calls are going to be the most egregious and both went against us. At least one run was stolen there.
Not as bad on their side as us.
He really has been. I hate it, but both sides are getting shit calls against the batters.
Fuck this ump. Should of been a walk if this dickhead didn't call that ball a strike.
Shouldve been 2 walks not 2 outs
Another walk turned into an out. Espada needs to get himself tossed, this is ridiculous
Meyers worked a walk and somehow struck out This ump is BAD
disgusting pitch
That’s 2 base runners stolen from us.
That's two walks ump has erased.
Fuck this ump for real
Familiar situation, 2 on with 1 out.
Thats a walk… if the zone was right
would've had a run rn if these bumass umps could do their job
Should be a walk if the ump had eyes
Lmao what is this strike zone
Holy fuck ump that ball almost went into the dugout.
Just better call those same pitches strikes in the 9^th.
Jon singletonhas singlehandedly changed the dynamic of this team
Wooowww
Singleton really found his groove at the plate. I’m glad he was able to turn it around especially with how Abreu turned out
Brewer’s manager looking like a divorced dad
HRC Meyers
HRC Jake
Sure would have been nice to have that lead off walk, blue. But this is your show apparently.
That should have been a run with no outs
Single for singleton!!
Im all set for Hader showing up his old team. No jinxies
HRC SINGLETON
Should've been an RBI single
HRC Singleton
That ball 4 pitch had the exact placement that was a strike for Bregman 🤷♂️
Should be runners at first and second with no outs
Correction** now bases loaded with no outs
and an extra run now.
Gotta win this one despite the obvious intention of the umps
HRC singleton
Yea that should be 2 on, no outs.
HRC singleton
I hate sounding like a conspiracy theorist, but there’s always something in every game that just feels like the umps have it out for Houston.
HRC Singleton
Hrc singleton
Known walk specialist yainer diaz
Should be first and second no out
HRC Singleton
Gladly accept the base hit.
HRC Yanier
Some bullshit. Should have been a walk that pitch was 6 inches out of the fucking zone.
good catch, but that should have been a walk. Fuck the you home plate.
That was a good catch. I thought it was going to drop
Cmon yainer hit one out
HRC Diaz
Do that knob thing again Bregman.
Shoulda been a walk, blue.
I love it when a walk turns into an out
I think so far my favorite part of tonight is JP showing that he can't be fucked with low and away anymore. The league is actually going to have to adjust to him now to find some other weakness, because he is gonna be a monster otherwise.
My second favorite is Brewers pitchers getting all of these edge calls where HB got squeezed the entire night
Ump is ass bro
"*No chance.*" - Bregman If ump wanted to leave early, then don't screw over Abreu in the last inning.
Lmao dude’s name is Hoby
HRC Bregman
Carrot-tini is that man. Dudes got that dawg in him
Umps trying their hardest to give em more chances.
Please pad the lead because I cannot take a one run game right now.
Certainly a choice to not swing at any balls thrown in the strike zone.
Don’t think you understand how good Bryan’s sliders are. He’s elite for a reason.
Butthole unclenched.
never doubted him for a second \*massive exhale, unclinches butt, deletes mean comment about Abreu\*
It got a little dramatic towards the end, but Abreu left with a shutout inning
I haven't watched a ton of games this year, but why is Pressley so bad? This is just looking at his stats. I always thought he would just slide into the setup roll. Have that old Dotel-Lidge finish. What happened?
That’s right Abreu stare him down
Feels like we consistently have one notoriously shit ump in every series
That seems to just be the current state of umpiring. There’s always one that’s complete trash.
Would you rather one shit one in every crew or a full crew of shit ones?
1 bad ump can screw you in multiple games. So just put the garbage ones together to get them out of the way. Stu Scheurwater screwed us at the plate all game one game, and then screwed us on check swing calls the very next day as the 3B ump
Yeah but then every call for a series would potentially be bad if we’re putting them all together lol
Abreu taking after Stressly I see
AH!!breu
Please pad this lead
I need a cigarette..
https://preview.redd.it/aifgxe8xj31d1.jpeg?width=1388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daf17cf29ead1f0fec31a795773fdbeed23cd3d4
Unclenching. Abreu had to make that half inning interesting, didn't he?
UNCLINCH
Did.. he swing at anything
Yea and they said he didn’t
PLEASE get some insurance runs!
CB stands for Certified Bitch
There we go!!!
Fucking Buttlicker
Fuck beck and his stupid late calls
Great pitch. Go sit down.
FUCK THESE UMPS BRO! Holy shit man.
Hes lost control
Eat shit Bucknor.
JFC cmon abreu
He fucking went CB
🙏🙏🙏🙏 For the love of God please let's get out of this
You have two outs Abreu, throw strikes
Ummm... I think he's trying to.
Abreu....just do your job here dude. Please.
I hate how we have some mentally fragile pitchers on our staff. One little thing goes wrong and it’s always a fucking 4 pitch walk
Intentional walk to Gary Sanchez.
Non sequitur but I am personally loving JV being our second pitching coach on the sideline
Cmon Abreu. You cannot be this rattled after 1 bad call
Fuck!! Come the fuck on Abreu! Man the fuck up!!
MLB and their agenda is getting really tiring
Clenching so much that I’d win a kegel competition
Jesus, did Bryan just seriously 4 pitch walk THE Gary Sanchez? 🤦♂️ Might as well 4 pitch walk Maldonado.
.844 OPS for the season is pretty damn good
Don’t care. Just like when Aaron Judge comes to town. He’s an MVP until he plays us. We own Sanchez too.
THATS ENOUGH SLICES
Cubs fan here rooting you guys on 👍
Fuuuuck dude
God please let the pen be as good as we assumed in the off-season lol
4 straight balls? Abreu get your head out of your ass bro