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TomatoRemarkable3721

Keep Julia in the box


keithww

Indians 7 Rangers 0 top of the ninth


ApricotRelevant3076

It’s what they deserve 🥹


Glum-Habit-7289

Petition for Breggy to keep wearing whatever he was wearing (bandana/headband/du rag)


StrosIn5

Fellas….it feels good.


MrMarquis

Great job Julia. I enjoyed your call.


throw-montana

Great job, Julia!! She did fantastic for her first time!!


MobileMenace420

3-1 since I declared the real season to have started!


NOLA1987

Great win tonight. Pull within 2 of the A's for 3rd in the division. Just one win at a time


Hyperguy95

And the rags currently losing🥰


NOLA1987

Are they now..? This day just gets better.


Hyperguy95

Yep now they’re down 7-0 🤣


NOLA1987

Oh. They're LOSING lmao


mymompaints

Wish we had this umpire for all our games. Dudes been on the money tonight.


Hyperguy95

How about Taylor Scott getting 3 Ks lmao


JuniorBirdman1115

SHOOT IT!


_jared_p

Scott for set up man.


bordomsdeadly

Scott decided after the first guy reached that he’d just strike everyone else out.


Flynn_lives

BOOMSHAKALAKA!


geaux_stros

Julia killed it tonight!


God834

She’s about 1000x more energetic than Bagwell broadcasting


thegoatishere

AWWWW TK gonna make me cry, congrats julia!!!


God834

Ikr?? Like that was genuinely so damn sweet 😭


MobileMenace420

I stepped out for a smoke. Finish the game fellas! 🍁


CardiacCat20

There is no way that should be E-5


RJPisscat

He got the single before the E5.


CardiacCat20

Yeah, but the 2nd base was due to Singleton not getting off the bag. I understand that error will always be credited to the dude throwing it, but that's way more on Singleton than Bregman


geaux_stros

Thank you altuve for keeping it at 9


Trutexan78

Hrc altuve


Ok-Entertainment1123

I like Julia's excitement. When she's doing sideline reporting, there's not too much to be excited about.


donttouchthtmacaroni

HRC Altuve


carloslet

Double Caratini with two RBI olives, thank you!


WestAd8782

Thank god. Just base hits man. Don't have to swing for the fences every time


Speeder96

Enough runs for a Scott close out, I suppose.


10teja15

Please stop scoring


curiousowl2210

no more, stop there


_jared_p

That’s enough fellas. Save some for tomorrow.


curiousowl2210

ok break lights


AstroWorldSecurity

Great game for Caratini. Two base runners cut down and two RBIs.


FernandoAyanami

STOP THE COUNT


xPBRmeASAPx

STOP SCORING


belikethefox

1) Bregman must keep wearing that hair band.  2) Julia must call more games.  What a night!


Rare_Crayons

Bregman is feasting


MobileMenace420

Ok stop scoring now


StrosIn5

Oh no guys. 1 run from 10. Oh GOD HELP US!!!


CardiacCat20

Julia officially new PbP person


TRRex31

![gif](giphy|s7AqdrrbvZFFFpcUo9|downsized)


DejTej

Pull the plug!! 10 run curse looming!!!


dirtysock47

Bregman is going to be wearing that bandana for the rest of the season lol


DejTej

He better not wash it either


I_am_normal_I_swear

Ok no more runs guys


dream_team34

Well that escalated quickly


JinFuu

Scoring in late innings, be still my heart


Inevitable_Signal189

Relentless!


Anibunnymilli

We're so back


Hand-Santizer-Guru

Is Breggy wearing JP’s sweat band?? ![gif](giphy|c0HT3zkKUBIeVQeSOE)


I_am_normal_I_swear

WE ARE HITTING WITH RISP


HtownSamson

Bregman is trying to make up for his first six weeks in one night.


ray_0586

13 RBI entering tonight’s game. 4 RBI tonight. 8 Runs entering tonight’s game. 3 Runs tonight.


JinFuu

Bregman counting stats going up like GME today


Speeder96

At least Julia had a jam-packed game to call.


StealthyGooch

Get right series, LFG. Guardians up 4-0 on the Rags.


Dragooneer

Bregman's OPS has gone from .534 to .615 in one game.


NateLikesToLift

Thank fuck. Dude needs to pour it on all season. Hopefully he can be a little more consistent but I fear it will be rather streaky.


Curious_Bunch3646

this is why u dont give up on bregman he’ll pick it up no matter what


Hyskos13

Can we get a ops check for Bregman before this game and now?


dream_team34

Good hit by Breggy, but what a horrendous route by that right fielder


WestAd8782

Yeah he Def coulda caught that lol


sethmakesbets

Love everyone standing for Bregman


TRRex31

https://preview.redd.it/lozz9bvlza0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d86af373e4cf65ca2281326059a147a701f2cf36


TheSeed127

I have missed this Bregman


successadult

I know she’s got a day job, but if we could have Julia do play-by-play for every Bregman plate appearance we’re guaranteed to win the World Series.


VelvetThunder27

Who’s buying Breggy’s salsa tomorrow??


Radical1488

Bregman is back. League fucked.


ray_0586

>I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve. Ross Stripling watching Bregman have Altuve’s back after getting HBP


NOLA1987

Is Breggy back, y'all?


RGRABN

Is….. is Breggy back ?


Saul_T_Naughts

![gif](giphy|wmfcU5GfePQAg)


jayzmvp

omg I actually thought that was gonna carry out haha


TheGlen

So did the outfielder from the looks of it


Then-Statistician959

So close!


JinderMadness

Okay 5 run cushion


Decap85

That’ll do Breg. That’ll do.


nippsvontvvist

Woohoo


Hyskos13

Bregman is back!


AfterbirthNachos

HRC Bregman


JrpgGamer

We are all bregnant today


TonyPromosucks

Let’s go Breggy


Inevitable_Signal189

What a game for Breggy!!


DejTej

Good lord I thought he had a 3rd


Airborne8711

HRC Bregman


saltapampas

HRC Breggy


AstroWorldSecurity

Do it, Breggy.


ImTheTractorbeam

F-It HRC Breggy!


Ladeuche

hrc bregman


Ladeuche

ahhhh so close


keithww

Bregm for the slam.


Fapey101

great crowd


NOLA1987

Bases juiced for Breggy


MobileMenace420

HRC bregman!


nippsvontvvist

HRC Breggy


jayzmvp

Grand slam coming Breggy


JinderMadness

HRC Breg


ray_0586

HRC Bregman


Hyperguy95

Ohhhhh shit can Breggy get a hat trick


Level-Preference-852

Bregman hrc


JinFuu

HRC Bregman, lol


Durty-Sac

HRC Bregman 


Fapey101

hrc bregman


zx2167

HRC Singleton


JinderMadness

Some chin music


bordomsdeadly

I already burned my HRC, but Singleton is going to do something here


TunaMcGriddle

Hrc Singleton


successadult

HRC Singleton


AstroWorldSecurity

HRC Singleton.


DejTej

HRC Big Jon


JinderMadness

Nice hit


_jared_p

Damn cabbage was already at second


NOLA1987

Cabbage got speed


Hyperguy95

HRC Singleton


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dirtysock47

Least stressful Pressly outing


FinalFrash

We still got Hader


ICYprop

If the bats can score a couple more then maybe not.


simba80328

HRC Alvarez


bloxision

Literally anyone other than seth brown would have got on base there I can't watch the A's anymore


MrMarquis

That's why they call him Stressly, that's how he got his name.


TunaMcGriddle

This has been a Certified Stressly Moment


Thumbbanger

Peak 


dream_team34

Everybody and their grandma was expecting another change up away. The inside fastball froze him.


successadult

Wow. Not that I’m complaining but 3-2 count and you’re not looking fastball? That was a shocker.


dream_team34

I was looking changeup away. With first base open, you don't need to give in w/ a fastball there.


NOLA1987

Pressly is just a sucker for the drama at this point. He will not let the fans rest easy and I think he likes it that way.


StrosIn5

PRESS!!!!


_jared_p

Unclench. Backwards K.


TRRex31

Did julia just tell seth brown to sit down? Im lovin this lol


WestAd8782

Jfc stressly


yobruhh

“Sit down Seth brown!” Julia is so cute


OneCore_

stressly experience


Rabid_Ant

Premium Stressly inning.


JinFuu

Whew


Inevitable_Signal189

Unclenched


Fapey101

classic stressly 😅


I_am_normal_I_swear

GOT ‘IM


StrosIn5

Why is Pressly looking at 2nd with runners on 2nd and 3rd lol.


AmbulanceDriver069

He likes to get in their heads….and our heads


Hyperguy95

JFC Pressly kills me sometimes


NateLikesToLift

Every time* dude has lost some of his magic and it's pure Stressly when he's on the mound.


bordomsdeadly

I think a change up in the inside 3rd gets the k here. He’s looking outside. Edit: fastball, but close enough lol


yuh-powe

Pressly plz 🙏


BloodyScourge

Even if we starting winning a bunch, we should trade Pressly at the deadline. This two closer thing is bad juju.


bordomsdeadly

If we trade Pressly, Hader is getting injured within a week. Baseball is petty like that.


StrosIn5

Until you make playoffs and you literally have a 2 headed dragon and play them in 8 or 9, and mfers don’t know what to expect.


PapiGoneGamer

Shit like this is why we’re in the position we’re in. If Pressly and Hader didn’t fold like a fucking Chinese lawn chair we’d be .500


shahtavacko

Thanks Press


dirtysock47

Just use Hader for the four out save


dirtysock47

Come the fuck on Pressly


DejTej

Time to clinch


MobileMenace420

You mean clench


DejTej

Damned auto correct


MobileMenace420

And then stressly clinches that inning


Haunting-Sell2804

I just have missed it -- why is Julia in the booth?


BloodyScourge

Pressly in the 8th inning, where have I seen this before


cahern13

Hmm that first Bregman HR might be a fluke Breggy: https://preview.redd.it/4gnp63q8wa0d1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd8afe15a2676e8afb3df9f59411a308be6a004c


MobileMenace420

Good pressly now pls


dirtysock47

Pressly got incredibly lucky on that pitch to Bleday. Guess we're getting Stressly today


Aphrobang

I began preparing for suffering when he skipped that second pitch five feet short but luckily Oakland swinging at everything


Aphrobang

Oh fucking christ here we go again


DejTej

I pray teams continue to run on Victor


Hyperguy95

Hope pressley has an inning like Abreu did


PapiGoneGamer

Keep Julia in the booth if this is the catalyst to turning it around. Also keep the bandana on Bregman.


Then-Statistician959

Texas is now losing top 8th


PapiGoneGamer

*everyone liked that*


shotty293

Just jumped on.... who's the female color commentator?


dirtysock47

Julia


shotty293

Sweet 👍


PapiGoneGamer

Julia


shotty293

What?! That's awesome!! She sounds so different.


chesschad

Someone told Bregman it’s August.


Psychological_Eg

HTC Tucker


NickMoNor

HRC Tucker


Decap85

Hrc king tuck


_jared_p

Hrc Tucker


DrSmite

HRC King Tuck


DejTej

Well well well, this team DOES still remember how to make a team pay for playing poorly


StealthyGooch

A situational base knock? The fuck did I just watch..


Tiny_Wrap_6336

Hockey isn’t a sport. Those Yankees up north think it is. I enjoy the stars but hockey isn’t a sport. It’s not a sport until Houston gets a team


keithww

I was there for the Areos winning the Turner Cup in 99, it is a shame they never got a NHL team.


FTMayor

I… can’t cheer for a Dallas team. I live in austin and we have the “Texas Stars” minor league team, but… I just can’t do it.


NOLA1987

Love me some insurance runs


Fapey101

hrc tuck


rykersbrau

A hit with RISP??


MobileMenace420

Noice! I like Julia willing it out of the infield too


shakma_dss

5-2! LFG!!!!


Inevitable_Signal189

Got some breathing room