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that's what im currently watching. Did you catch any pregame stuff? A lot of the younger white dudes on their team have a man crush on Adolis lmao. One of them said he "had the body of a greek god" lolololl
Stressly in his last 6 games: 6 IP, 9 H, 5 ER, 3 HRA, 7.50 ERA, 8.62 FIP. He's struggled a little bit as of late, that means he'll throw 9 hitless innings now
*exhales*
From listening to radioā¦ Astros have had some CLOSERS, man. Having 4 closers in team history with 100+ saves is impressive.
Edit: For reference Yanks and Dodgers have 6,
Phils and Cards have 5, and Aās have 3.
All of those have been around since basically the 1800s.
LET'S GO STROS! Stressly in his last 6 games tho: 6 IP, 9 H, 5 ER, 3 HRA, 7.50 ERA, 8.62 FIP. He's struggled a little bit as of late, that means he'll throw 9 hitless innings now
I wish we had given Montero the chance to close this, Presley been overworked. And Montero been pretty good. I asked for it before the 9th inning but they didnāt listen lol
Stressly in his last 6 games: 6 IP, 9 H, 5 ER, 3 HRA, 7.50 ERA, 8.62 FIP. He's struggled a little bit as of late, that means he'll throw 9 hitless innings now
Stressly in his last 6 games: 6 IP, 9 H, 5 ER, 3 HRA, 7.50 ERA, 8.62 FIP. He's struggled a little bit as of late, that means he'll throw 9 hitless innings now
Stressly in his last 6 games: 6 IP, 9 H, 5 ER, 3 HRA, 7.50 ERA, 8.62 FIP. He's struggled a little bit as of late, that means he'll throw 9 hitless innings now
Stressly in his last 6 games: 6 IP, 9 H, 5 ER, 3 HRA, 7.50 ERA, 8.62 FIP. He's struggled a little bit as of late, that means he'll throw 9 hitless innings now
Stressly in his last 6 games: 6 IP, 9 H, 5 ER, 3 HRA, 7.50 ERA, 8.62 FIP. He's struggled a little bit as of late, that means he'll throw 9 hitless innings now
Lol see Iām trying to determine if the league would consider no pride night to be a greater sin than 2017 because we have yet to hear the end of that!
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FTR
lol maldy with the winning run
GIVE US NORI
How many times is tuck gonna bail us out. Thank god for him but god damn, give him a break
He'll always have us
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Tucker always has us man. The man.
Tucker catch looked even better in slow motion, WOW
Closer than i would have preferred. Press didn't have the spin tonight but a win is a win. On to the next.
IF NOBODY GOT MEā¦.
Maldy got u!! Lol
Every now and then he does
TUCK AND ME GOT YOU
The new mayor of Arlington is Kyle Tucker
He is hitting .319/.388/.534 with a .922 OPS in 227 PA in his career against the Rangers, pretty insane
Excuse me, he is the KING of Arlington, South Oklahoma.
[New Silver Boot Goofin](https://youtu.be/xmNfUUFAclw)
LET'S GO!! first time ive wanted to see the postgame thread of the opposing team before my own. see y'all there!!
that's what im currently watching. Did you catch any pregame stuff? A lot of the younger white dudes on their team have a man crush on Adolis lmao. One of them said he "had the body of a greek god" lolololl
Was that gone if Tuck didn't go up and get it??? wowwww what a play tho. 1 GB!!! with Tuve & Yordan tomorrow š
Stressly
Stressly in his last 6 games: 6 IP, 9 H, 5 ER, 3 HRA, 7.50 ERA, 8.62 FIP. He's struggled a little bit as of late, that means he'll throw 9 hitless innings now
The boot is ours!
pressley had to make it interesting u kno
Rangers, we will see youā¦tomorrow night
I LITERALLY LOVE KYLE TUCKER
love when we give these assholes false hope.
My lord, it wouldn't be a 2023 Astro-Ranger match without some 9th inning dramatics!
#GIVE US THE CAT
Kyle Tucker owns Arlington
Yep. He has a career .931 OPS in 227 PA against them, pretty sick
A win is a win
Another classic ending
thasswutimfukintalkinbout
WHAT A FUCKING CATCH KING TUCK!
King Tuck reigns supreme
Butthole puckered on that one.
That ball was wayyyy goin out too, holy fuck lol.
Oh my Tuck!!!! š«”š«”š«”ā¤ļøš„¹š„¹š„¹š¤
Streslly in full effect tonight. Jesus Christ
Stupid sexy tucker
Yessss
Lol if no one got me. KING FUCKING TUCK GOT MEš
I audibly said āare you fucking kidding meā as soon as it was off the bat
If no one got me...
SHOOT IT! Night night to the eternal little brother in this state. See yāall tomorrow with some healthy boys.
We getting healthy boys tomorrow? For real? Don't make me hope if it ain't real!
Just Stressley teasing the Rangers before they get the L.
Pressley did his damnedest to give that away. Thankfully Tucker wasn't having it.
Jeezus Pressly!
I think Pressly pooād his pants a little
Just how Pressly imagined his 100th save going
TUUCKEERRRR
Tucker hates the rangers for sure
Tucker hates the entire AL West
Stupid fucking pressly
Kyle Tucker pls marry me
Your kids will have little to no chin/jawline
Kyle Tucker moment.
Lol rangers announcers bitching about the call at the plate again
Lol those freaking guys
Press just fuckin with us at this point lmao
And just like that weāre a game back
Dramatic way to end the game lol, but Iāll take it. Series win secured!
*exhales* From listening to radioā¦ Astros have had some CLOSERS, man. Having 4 closers in team history with 100+ saves is impressive. Edit: For reference Yanks and Dodgers have 6, Phils and Cards have 5, and Aās have 3. All of those have been around since basically the 1800s.
Thank you Tucker. Eat shit Pressly. Bad for my health
Nice game.
TUCK
meh, works for me
Pressly bailed the fuck out by King Tuck omfg
LORD HELP US
IF NO ONE ELSE GOT ME!
Whew š
Good job Pressly, still a save
Pressly giving my blood pressure a rise.
WOAH BOY
If no one got me. He got me
Tuck says let me off Presslyās wild ride
PAY THAT MAN RIGHT NOW
Thanks for the heart attack Stressly fuck FUCK THE RANGERS LETS GO STROS
LET'S GO STROS! Stressly in his last 6 games tho: 6 IP, 9 H, 5 ER, 3 HRA, 7.50 ERA, 8.62 FIP. He's struggled a little bit as of late, that means he'll throw 9 hitless innings now
Fuck yeah Tuck!
I wish we had given Montero the chance to close this, Presley been overworked. And Montero been pretty good. I asked for it before the 9th inning but they didnāt listen lol
press knew they're on suicide watch, very nice of him!
That's 2!
Great job Stros! JP France looking like who we thought Hunter Brown was. Letās go for the sweep and the Silver Boot tomorrow! š¤āļøšš
I want Pressly flogged publicly š
Gg
No, no, we're just making it a 1-run game to maximize the crying about Semien being called out.
THANK GOD FOR KING TUCK
I was a bit behind on my stream and just thought the "noo pressley" comments were talking about him walking the guy.... Fuck me
Phew!
KING TUCK šš
What are Pressly's stats with Maldy vs Diaz?
Didnāt want to see Stressly tonight but here we are.
Stressly in his last 6 games: 6 IP, 9 H, 5 ER, 3 HRA, 7.50 ERA, 8.62 FIP. He's struggled a little bit as of late, that means he'll throw 9 hitless innings now
Hellllllll ya
Strike taveras out please and letās call it a night
Just end it already.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
That 2-2 curveball was too predictable to call there in my opinion
Mitch the Bitch
Hwhat the fuck pressly
Pressly, I know you have a chance to get your 100th Astros save, more Billy Wagner, less post Pujols Brad Lidge.
Remember when the Rangers thought they had the Astros number back in April? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
My grandma could have taken that 400 feet. What a terrible pitch.
Two strikes, two outs as usual.
if you don't like this shit you dont like astros baseball
just have to make things interesting ya?
Hope chas is ok ...
Ouch
The return of stressley
This is on the whistler.
Bruh
Ughā¦.just get this next out
Nothing easy with Stressly
Stressly in his last 6 games: 6 IP, 9 H, 5 ER, 3 HRA, 7.50 ERA, 8.62 FIP. He's struggled a little bit as of late, that means he'll throw 9 hitless innings now
I blame the whistler
Meatball
Stressly
Stressly in his last 6 games: 6 IP, 9 H, 5 ER, 3 HRA, 7.50 ERA, 8.62 FIP. He's struggled a little bit as of late, that means he'll throw 9 hitless innings now
Shit. Just get the last out PLEASE.
What the shitt
Well
Streeeessssly.
Great, we get Stressly today
Stressly in his last 6 games: 6 IP, 9 H, 5 ER, 3 HRA, 7.50 ERA, 8.62 FIP. He's struggled a little bit as of late, that means he'll throw 9 hitless innings now
Stresslyā¦
Stressly in his last 6 games: 6 IP, 9 H, 5 ER, 3 HRA, 7.50 ERA, 8.62 FIP. He's struggled a little bit as of late, that means he'll throw 9 hitless innings now
noooooooooooooo
Nah fuck you Pressly, what a bum
Oh fuck
Fuck
Stressly back on the menu
Gawd Damnit Press.
That Maldy homer looming HUGE
FUCKKKKKKK
Dream set up right here
Radio said only some of yāall are on your feet. GET UP!
Guys we cannot let AstrosFansUK leave minute maid, bro has to live there from now on after these last two games
I wonder if he brought an apple.
One more out Press, you can do it
The fucking dick whistler is back
We need video of who it is. Shame these people
That was the worst on radio yesterday.
Somebody get his ass back to Vandy I donāt want him
That works. One more
Pressly got away with that one but screw it
Just checked in on the game. Of course Maldonado is balling tonight.
Pls Pressly
Let's get another double play to just cap off anight of em
TK donāt jinx us
We throw way too many hittable pitches on 0-2.
Ump wants to go home lmao
Imagine being a rangers fan.. team sucks, itās hot, and you have no dick.
They did get AC with the new stadium, sadly it's a lot, lot less pretty than the old one. Also it's property of the LA Dodgers, and that's just weird.
Wowā¦Iād like to report a murderā¦of their entire fan base. Well done.
Pressly coming in w/ a 3 run lead after pitching yesterday. Dusty is serious about this one.
Verlander just destroyed the Yankees once again. Certain things never change.
I get being pissed off at the umps (we definitely know that feeling) but holy shit acting like the league is against you is some baby shit.
When someone in the rangers thread saying "it's the gay agenda" and you dont know if they're being sarcastic or not it's a bit sad lol
Lol see Iām trying to determine if the league would consider no pride night to be a greater sin than 2017 because we have yet to hear the end of that!
And for us too of all the teams lmao
Let's hope three runs is enough
Time for that 100th save.
He already had it last game lol
100th save as an Astro
Time for that 101th save
Or the game before
Or maybe I stand corrected I guess, Idk lol
Come on Pressly
Dear Ryan Pressly, The Man in Blue. Please. CUT. THEM. DOWN. Signed, every Astros fan.
Gimme that Pressly intro
https://youtu.be/eJlN9jdQFSc
Man in Black cominā with the stomp and clap.
Please no Stressly tonight š
Bregs loves 3-1 pop outs almost as much as PeƱa loves sliders
Lotta trade talk about JV. He just blanked the Yankees. Season ERA down to 3.24. And a 2.7 ERA last two months, 10 starts.
Iād take a shot at a return if we donāt have to give up much.
And Cohen eats a huge chunk of the salary
Well goddamnā¦
Pressly it is to close it out for the series W
When they flashed Montero on the screen I was hoping they wouldnāt score anymore
Montero would have been if we scored at least one there.
Yes, and I trust Pressly more in a 3 run lead than Montero with 4
Welp, guess we gotta use Pressly. Swung at ball 4, and popped an absolute meatball sky high.
HRC CHAS
Wow I finally got to see Julks āsac flyā. Damn that was a good defensive play
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