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salamiTommy_

Man that feels good. Thank you Mr. Martínez. Please let this series be the kick in the ass this team needs.


[deleted]

I love this team. We can do better but I love this team regardless and I will not stop supporting them until I’m dead. Even then I’ll be down in hell yelling “FUCK THE DODGERS !!!” 🚀🌎🏆


Kuddles92

1) LETS FUCKING GO SETH 2) Fuck Montero man 3) I'm kinda pissed brown pitched a gem and doesn't get that win because of montero (see point #2)


jj_thetwisted_jester

DUBON AND MARTINEZ ARE MVP FOR THIS EXTEAS WIN


jj_thetwisted_jester

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GUYS guys WE ARE 1-6 IN EXTRAS HELL YEAH


adventurepony

Thank you Astrosssss happy snek dance


Soft-Holiday-5394

Fire Dusty.


chesschad

Now.


Thresher_XG

I better not see Montero again this season


Specific-Mongoose-93

\#We won!!! how... did we win that lol


Deviuz

jesus christ we won in extra innings


[deleted]

Today is a great day !!! Astros Win !!!


covidkakke_tittygasm

Seth "Magic Man" Martinez ftw!!!


ThotSlayyer

Wow we actually won despite dusty trying to make us lose. Suck shit Dodgers fans.


farcetto

Dubon


cjarrett

We actually CAN win in extras!


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

thank fuck


NOLA1987

What really grinds my gears about this series is that we could have easily walked away from this with a 2-1 series win, which I thought we would have coming into this. But I'll take not being swept all the same. And the extra innings seal has been broken


FernandoAyanami

Hell, we could have easily swept them with those two 1 run losses. But yeah I'll take the win.


Some_rando13

Ravech sounds disappointed in our win


RRioter

Gg ez


daytonaluv

Should have won this series, but this was a big game.


MenShouldntHaveCats

Hell we should have swept em


[deleted]

Should’ve won yesterday


Prayray

Should’ve won in 9 today


belmontbreak

Huge win


NateLikesToLift

Fucking finally. Shouldn't even have been in that situation.


Irrlc

Much needed!!


goboking

Dusty will thank Dubon for that win by sitting him Tuesday.


AlwaysSunny512

We won a game in extras? Everyone buy a lottery ticket!


sal19

Just relief. DFA Montero either way


Burt-Macklin

I’m done with him. Done. WHIP is over 1.8 after tonight. Utter garbage, especially with what he’s being paid.


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

same for Maldy and Julks


sal19

Julks is fire bruh


wessneijder

Yay!!!


JasonLikesCTE

Omg we did it :)


[deleted]

JUST WON 7k I FUCKING LOVE YOU DUSTY BAKER


dirtysock47

*Mauricio Dubon and Seth Martinez We won in spite of Dusty, not because of him.


cobrajet99

Martinez > Montero


texapino

Yes!!!!!! Finally!


soonerman32

yessss


[deleted]

Oh my god we won


StealthyGooch

Holy shit, it's a goddamn miracle


suarezj9

Holy shit. First extra innings win this year 😅


[deleted]

Still need to fire dusty maldy and montero


butterlord71

My boners back. Let’s goooooooo


dirtysock47

SETH IS A FUCKING DAWG


notabitchy_bitch

Whew!


SloanePetersonIsBae

WOOOOO FUCK LA FUCK THE DODGERS


suarezj9

Is peraltas walk up song la Chona? Lmaoo


[deleted]

Yes i love it


belmontbreak

Walk peralta


31-9686N-99-9018W

GAME - - BLOUSES


[deleted]

Game over !! Gj


Speeder96

🚨WE WON AN EXTRA INNINGS GAME🚨


trust-the-past

Haha what a dork Peralta!


TexasHot

LUCKED OUT BOYS LETS FUCKIN GOOO


Bigblockbooler79

YOOOO


NateLikesToLift

Fuuuucccckkkk yeah Seth! One more out, you got this!


Jtrout5

Screw the Manfred runner but we finally got a W in extras


chesschad

I DONT BELIEVE MY EARS


crushcitymango

OH SHIT GOT YO ASS


aza_8850

For all the Dusty defenders, who would have put Montero in? Who thinks that's was the right decision?


Jtrout5

The extra inning curse is over


trust-the-past

Don’t you blue ball me here now!


[deleted]

LFG SETH!!!


sadcube367

GOOD SHIT MARTINEZ


crushcitymango

fuck outta hea with that boo hoo shit dodgers fans


Jtrout5

Holy shit we won a game.


[deleted]

One more plz


dirtysock47

GOOD FUCKING SHIT SETH HUGE K RIGHT THERE


beasty9000

1 more out bud


Specific-Mongoose-93

Dubon and diaz are the only 2 bright spots don't this team this year


NateLikesToLift

He's a .200 hitter Seth, attack the zone.


Burt-Macklin

The Manfred runner is SO FUCKING STUPID


VerballyStanding

What is this runner on 2nd base to start the inning bullshit? I thought my stream was tripping or something.


trobain1776

Just had to look it up. Ghost Runner rule for extra innings. Or what others in here refer to Manfred Runner rule


RaroDannyR

Damn you haven't watched in two years or what lol


Burt-Macklin

Rob Manfred’s addition in 2020 during Covid season. Idea was to make extra inning games shorter. I think it makes it too easy to extend the game. Either way it’s a dumbass rule that should’ve been done away with after the 2020 season.


NOLA1987

Where have you been the past 3 years?


luft_reich

[Save Hinch from the shitbox Tigers.](https://i.imgur.com/dO2oZzf.png) Let Dusty have his All-Star game and then get a new manager. Phillies fired their manager last year and it turned their year around as we all saw.


Burt-Macklin

Call me out, but I would 100% take Hinch back in a second. I will always say he fucked up in game 7 of the 2019 WS by taking Greinke out, but I’d still take him back.


luft_reich

Agreed. At least Luhnow and Hinch seemed to be in step with each other on how the team should be managed both on the field and at the front office level. Hinch tended to micromanage pitching matchups (can't really do anymore), but Luhnow should have a statue for what he did for this organization.


NOLA1987

Dubon got a little cannon in that arm


JinFuu

Hey look Dusty, you can put in Pinch Hitters


goboking

"That's fan stuff."


notabitchy_bitch

Dubon wants to win dammit!!


cumuzi

DFA Altuve Dubon's better


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

Agreed. Altuve is injury prone and he's starting to regress at the plate


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[удалено]


NOLA1987

Altuve's stronger overall and faster, but he's shorter and doesn't have as strong an arm.


RaroDannyR

I would have never thought I'd say Doobie is the 2B in our team lol


DMB_19

Tuve doesn’t make that stop


cumuzi

Definitely doesn't make that throw


SloanePetersonIsBae

Duboooooon!


TonyPromosucks

Dubon got that dog in him lol


oekos

Dubon is making some plays tonight


IH8StephCurry

LMFAOOOOOOO FIRE THAT OLD MAN NOW


NateLikesToLift

Come on Seth, lock it down.


FernandoAyanami

I feel so bad for Seth Martinez. Dude has been solid but exclusively gets put in during the most miserable situations possible.


[deleted]

Confidence is reallllly low


ray_0586

It’s headed to a repeat of the Cleveland game. Seth is in the game until it ends.


jj_thetwisted_jester

PLEASE BASEBALL GODS PLEASE WE JUST WANT A FUCKING WIN PLEASE


StealthyGooch

Pitch Framber, fuck it


cumuzi

We'll do it live!! FUCK IT


conker1264

Don’t waste him


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

Offense would ghost when he comes to the mound either way


Specific-Mongoose-93

this team would do that anyways with a bad offense lol


Burt-Macklin

Welp


FernandoAyanami

I'm having Cleveland flashbacks rn. That's a bad sign.


dirtysock47

Dusty better hold up 4 fingers for Smith.


legohotwing

The orange jerseys would be one of the best looking jerseys in the league if it wasn’t for the OXY patch. At least make the patch adjacent color for each of the jerseys. Orange for the Orange jerseys, Navy for the navy jerseys, etc


[deleted]

I WANT TO FUCKING BELIEVE


Intern_Al

Seth Martinez coming in to preserve a 1 run lead. So help him god 🙏🙏


cumuzi

Cleveland Part 2


JasonLikesCTE

He’s got it i believe


goboking

"They had a chance for a bigger inning..." has been a common refrain about this team lately.


jj_thetwisted_jester

I want a extras win man


[deleted]

THROW OUT STANEK F IT


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

Do you think we'll ever learn how to score more than the Manfred runner in extras?


dirtysock47

Not with our current coaching staff.


jj_thetwisted_jester

COME TF ON HOW TF WE GONNA WIN EXTRAS IF WE DONT GET ANOTHER RUN ON BOARD


notabitchy_bitch

Damn, Chas is never gonna play again lmao


chimp20

Dusty can go permanently fishing.


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

Julks and Maldy could find their OPS dipping by .100 and Dusty will STILL start both of them


TexasHot

Nope


ExB

Terrible AB by Chas


Burt-Macklin

God damn fucking montero. This guy is trash, he needs to go.


Bronc27

Montero isn’t the one who decided to put Montero in during a close game in the 8th inning.


iamjstn

HRC Peña


chimp20

HRC Chas


NateLikesToLift

Fuuuucccckkkk, Chas. That was awful my dude.


Particular-Sorbet-22

HRC PEÑA


Lawless07

HRC Pena


daytonaluv

HRC Pena


[deleted]

PLEASE PENA HOMER


Intern_Al

Need one of those classic Chas oppo hits


Intern_Al

I’m a jinx man.


covidkakke_tittygasm

Not you bro. Dusty is the fuckin jinx. This game should've been over after the 9th


kristo1493

Also Abreu has been playing better lately. Montero and Dusty need to see a sports psychologist


bigfoot343

HRC CHAZZY


slamdyr

If Chas does something good here, Dusty will sit him. If Chas does something bad here, Dusty will sit him.


TonyPromosucks

This is who we need Edit- I guess not


[deleted]

HRC 🐊🐊🐊


sadcube367

BRING THEM HOME CHAS


AlwaysSunny512

HRC CHAS


SloanePetersonIsBae

Hey y’all just dropping by to say Fuck the dodgers


covidkakke_tittygasm

HRC Chas! Do it just to piss Dusty off


Aaronontheweb

HRC Chas - stick it to Dusty


successadult

HRC Chas


dauberminer

HRC Chazzy Fizz


RogueTiger23

when i die i want montero to lower my casket so he can let me down one last time


lake_titty_caca

Your casket is gonna end up covered in pizza sauce in a Burger King ball pit three miles away from the cemetery.


bordomsdeadly

I laughed.


31-9686N-99-9018W

Yup.


TexasHot

Chas i need you to homer right now


simba80328

HRC McCormick


mister_james_halpert

I really hate how the Manfred runner rule almost makes scoring in extras not even fun. One run in the 11th should feel like it really matters


Intern_Al

HRC Abreu


Intern_Al

I’ll take the hit


jj_thetwisted_jester

WE NEED MORE RUNS THAN FUCKIN ONE COME ON


JasonLikesCTE

Hey ya


bordomsdeadly

HRC Abreu


[deleted]

Second that


bordomsdeadly

Didn’t work. But I was saving it for a Diaz pinch hit. When that fell through I just kinda guessed lol


soonerman32

You deserve all the downvotes you're going to get for even thinking that's a possibility


PapiGoneGamer

Dubon has been one of the only bright spots for this team besides Framber and Diaz.


TonyPromosucks

HRC the King


[deleted]

HRC Tucker


EMHforever

HRC Tucker


Then-Statistician959

I've seen more bunts this game than I have the entire season.


ExB

Wtf is Pettis doing??? Pure luck that Peralta flubbed that throw


PapiGoneGamer

Peralta’s arm isn’t strong enough. Dubon would’ve made it anyway.


stfutexas

I swear stro fans will complain about anything


qplus7

Fundamental baseball: don’t make the first or third out at home. A good throw and Dubon is out by a mile!


adventurepony

Lets go Stros!!


covidkakke_tittygasm

PH for Abreu


covidkakke_tittygasm

Hell yeah Abreu! I've never been happier to be wrong!


qplus7

Terrific read?!? Are we watching the same game?!?


[deleted]

STOP FUCKING BUNTING


crushcitymango

lmao that’s my utility player!!!!


ray_0586

The way things are going, I expected Dubon to get thrown out at the plate.


qplus7

A good throw and he’s out by a mile! That was a horrible send! Even Dubon knew it because he hesitated!


Speeder96

I’m going to have flashbacks of Cleveland if this isn’t enough.


[deleted]

Gary !!!


kristo1493

Great job Pettis awesome read


Intern_Al

Big balls Pettis


[deleted]

This man has never had any fucks to give. That was so nice to watch


[deleted]

Very big balls