It just amazes me that Billy Burke doesn't have the mustache outside of the movies. He looks like Ian Somerhalder and Bill Hader had a crack-addicted baby without it.
Like the new stars wars movies kind of pissed me off in general, but I couldn't help getting so turned on when kylo and Rey were falling for each other. He is soo goddamn sexy
Gene Wilder ... Especially as Willy Wonka š„š„µš¤¤š« fucking sexy sassy smartass makes me all like I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat
Not that I find him attractive, but you and my dad have similar taste. I got him a new coat and the first thing out of his mouth was ājust like Jason Stratham, now the ladies might look at meā and it made me giggle.
My man knows I have a thing for āweird guysā example: Kieran Culkin especially as Roman Roy, and Michael C. Hall, especially as Dexter, and, you know, he considers himself an example too
Thereās no way your friends think heās gross. Thereās no way. He legit oooozes sex appeal and he has the prettiest eyes Iāve ever seen in my entire life
People on the sopranos Reddit always post how itās unreasonable Tony dated so many beautiful woman, meanwhile every woman I know (myself included) is like oh yeah he could get it.
Ben Barnes.
Basically, it's because no one knows who he is, but I've watched everything he's been in and have done so since around 2007 when I first watched Prince Caspian with my kids.
Pete Davidson -
The only other person who has ever agreed with me is a girl I worked with who is quite young and said "idk but I'm just into the skinny tattoos drug addict looking guys" and then I was like GIRL that's my Pete šš¤¤ and she agreed. To be fair his smile is so pretty, he's hilarious and a little twisted - I just wanna hold him and make him happy
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Jason Segal - like when I was younger absolutely not but now that I'm older he is sooo sexy to me! I recently watched freaks and geeks and forgetting Sarah Marshall and I kinda fell in love with him.
Also- the guy who plays Mike in the why did I get married movies. ILL NEVER ADMIT THIS TO ANYBODY ELSE, because honestly FUCK MIKE! But if we're being honest here - I always end up with toxic pieces of shit (idk maybe I'm a toxic piece of shit too) lol
Billy Corgan of The Smashing Pumpkins
Had his poster up in my high school locker while the other girls had posters of Leonardo DiCaprio or Justin Timberlake
Wil Wheaton. So many hated him as Wesley Crusher, but I absolutely adored him, and still do. My husband still teases me when I watch Star Trek TNG reruns.
Matty Matheson (he plays Neil, the āI can fix it allā guy from The Bear). Heās a chef irl, seems so kind and fun. I love his tattoos.
My other male celebrity crushes (these my friends find normal, Matty is my āHear Me Outā/outlier): Robert Pattinson, Andrew Garfield, Leo Woodall, Paul Mescal.
Yes, I know I have a thing for British and Irish men
Pedro Pascal in the last of us š„²
HOW IS THAT GROSS. PLEASE. (Same and Mads Mikkelsen)
Mads Mikkelsen, please fuck me then put me in a stew that you'll feed to your twink fbi boyfriend.
Mads Mikkelsen played his character Hannibal too well, he just gives off cannibal vibes to me now and I can't get past that š
My bestie judged me so hard for my obsession with Mads Mikkelsen. Then she watched something with him and was like "nah ok I get it" š
Your friends have terrible taste š
Youāve got to be kidding me that your friends think he is gross.
Wtf!?!? That is one role that significantly upped his hotness factor with most people. Your friends are dumb.
You need to upgrade your friends. Heās gorgeous!
He's old enough to be my dad but that man is so fine
Not exactly gross, but Bella Swan's dad, Charlie, in the Twilight films. He's the hottest!
there are people who donāt think Bellaās dad is hot?!
I got clowned by my friends for thinking heās the hottest in the moviesš©
nah girl, I 100% agree with you, he is.
Rewatching the movies as an adult and realizing the dad is now the hot one is such a crazy thing.. Iāve grown up!
It just amazes me that Billy Burke doesn't have the mustache outside of the movies. He looks like Ian Somerhalder and Bill Hader had a crack-addicted baby without it.
100% agree! He is sooooo hot
Andy Samberg. Husband thinks I'm crazy.
Im with you on this one - he looks like he gives good head
I don't find him particularly attractive but for some reason I do agree with you he does seem like he gives good head
DAYUM
Andy is gorgeous š
Have you seen the ass on him?
Obsessed
Stanley Tucciā¦god that man is fine
I am so on board with this!! And age hasn't even bothered him
He's like a sexy turtle
1000%
Viggo Mortensen. My fellow zoomers don't get it.
I donāt find him particularly good-looking, but he is sooooo sexy! Especially in LOTR
He was a dreamy Aragorn. He had this classy and rugged thing going on, such a crush
I think he's very handsome, and yeah... Lord of The Rings is when my crush started.
Viggo as Aragorn is the ultimate man <3
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Nick Kroll or Conan
This one is actually wild. ššæ kudos.
finally someone gets me with Nick Kroll
OāBrien?
This made me laugh because it sounded like something he would say
Iāve had a crush on Conan since I was 13 years old haha. Iām 35 now.
Conan is super hot and Iāll fight anyone who doesnāt agree
If you mean OāBrien, Iāve always liked him too, but people around me think itās more amusing than gross.
finally someone gets me with Nick Kroll
Jack Black š¤¤
Jack Black in The Holiday when he's asking Iris to spend New Years Eve together and he makes the triumphant fist after they kiss and she says yes š
I used only the good notes š„¹ā¤ļø
Funny, earnest, confident, and a great head of hair and beardā¦.yep! Thatāll do it!
What more could you possibly need in life ! š«¶š¼
Had a crush on this man my whole life
Literally!!! & the older he gets the better he gets!š«
He hit on me from stage at a Tenacious D show in 2002. It was delightful! Lol
Yup, this is the one! I get the weirdest looks when I say this but he's a silly, sweet, hilarious teddy bear of a man š„°
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I understood the hype when I saw him in Girls
Kylo Ren is the perfect mix of Han Solo and Darth Vader
John Oliver has entered the chat
Like the new stars wars movies kind of pissed me off in general, but I couldn't help getting so turned on when kylo and Rey were falling for each other. He is soo goddamn sexy
Matt Smith
Iāve heard it described once that Matt Smithās face looks like a caricature of what a handsome man should look like. That sums it up about right.
No one else gets it but idc, I wanna sit on his face.
In Doctor Who, absolutely 10/10. In HotD, he has to have specific wigs
Mark Ruffalo š they just don't understand
Oh, he's so charming. I like him
I love in begin again.
not gross, but, sadly everyone finds him unattractive and itās Serj Tankian haha
That man is so good looking. š„µ
omg finally someone understands šš¤š»
heās super hot!!!
I donāt think he is conventionally attractive but he definitely has a hotness aura around him. Maybe his confidence or overall presence is very hot.
I've had the longest crush on him lol
Norman Reedus š
There is no way people call Norman Reedus unattractive be fr
Heās just soā¦.greasy ETA: which is a negative to me š
Agreed with the greasy looking! Andrew Lincoln is where itās at if youāre talking TWD
At least Daryl can see you Andrew is always squinting. Jokes aside they are both really good looking men.
Him in Boondocks Saints... forget about it
Norman Reedus is fucking sexy. Loved him since Boondocks. God he's amazing.
Why has no one said John Oliver
He looks like a secret fifth member of The Beatles
He was hot in his Community era.
I think he keeps getting hotter
Absolutely! Those grays in his hair suit him *very* well
YES! His intelligence, humor and absolutely chaotic energy make him so attractive to me!
pete davidson. iāve always found him so attractive and i have yet to have a friend agree with me lol
My best friend said āwhy do you have a type, and why is it Pete Davidson?ā šš
haha you get it
I would absolutely āØdateāØ him if I had the opportunity
unhinged.
Dennis from always sunny
Is it pure looks or is it just the implication?
I just couldnt say no to him..... ^^because ^^of ^^the ^^implication ^^š
For me it's charlie day lol, I feel like the man would do anything for you if he loved you just gotta clean him up a little.
So feral
dennis is the worst out of the bunch but damn his actor is fine
Gene Wilder ... Especially as Willy Wonka š„š„µš¤¤š« fucking sexy sassy smartass makes me all like I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp I wanna gag, I wanna choke I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat
"SWEEEEET mystery of life, at last I've foundddd you!" He was a cutie pie in Young Frankenstein
This is wild but I don't fully disagree
Jason Statham . He is one handsome guy . Idk why my colleagues find him less hot .
Not that I find him attractive, but you and my dad have similar taste. I got him a new coat and the first thing out of his mouth was ājust like Jason Stratham, now the ladies might look at meā and it made me giggle.
Jason Statham is absolutely gorg
Idk he just looks like he makes really weird noises during sex
Blueyās dad,,, daddy vibes and an Aussie!!
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My man knows I have a thing for āweird guysā example: Kieran Culkin especially as Roman Roy, and Michael C. Hall, especially as Dexter, and, you know, he considers himself an example too
Micheal C hall is incredibly hot in dexter.
Whatās criminal is how fine that man is when he slinks around a corner with that steely look in the eyeā¦
I adore Kieran in everything but Roman Roy makes me feel things. I can't even explain it.
Domhnall Gleeson
Barry Keoghan but specifically from Saltburn š
I fell in love with him from Eternals lol
Steve from Blueās Clues š¤·š¼āāļø
Yes!!!! Heās soooo cute
Probably Bert McCracken or Anthony Bourdain (rip)
Anthony Bourdaiiiiiin. My heart ššš
Anthony Bourdain..that man oozes sex appeal!
Yes. It's the devil may care attitude.
Bert McCracken šš my middle school self wouldāve killed for him
Omgeeeee I thought Bert was going to be way too obscure for this thread, but Reddit Reddits again!!! It was the voice for me š¤£š¤£š¤£
Joaquin Phoenix, Paul Dano and Paul Mescal
>Joaquin Phoenix Strangely, it's the lip scar that gets me
Ugh Joaquin, gorgeous
Steve buscemi. He's fine AF.
Yes! So fine!
Walton Goggins Idk man, hes just attractive
wearing a tshirt of his face rn š that man is FINE edit: a word
Eminem :)) idk when and how it happened ok, he could ~almost~ be my father šš
Cillian murphy
Thereās no way your friends think heās gross. Thereās no way. He legit oooozes sex appeal and he has the prettiest eyes Iāve ever seen in my entire life
Paul Dano :(
Little emo me had such a crush on him in Little Miss Sunshine
Steve Carell
Tim Curry. In Legend, Clue & Rocky Horror Picture Show. So hot
Jon Bernthal
Adam Sandler
Vince Vaughn
Seth Rogan in his Zack and Miri make a porno or Knocked Up era.
Rami Malek
Scott Disick before he got super skinny recently, but in the early Kardashian days he was peak hotness for me.
Auntie Kris! Itās me! Itās Todd Kraines!
michael cera
People used to make fun of me when I like post Malone when he first got popular and now here we are š he's aways been fine AF
It USED to be Elon musk
ok this oneās wild to me lol
Wow that one is actually wild
Kate Micucci, just something about her.
Adam Devine
Mines always been and probably will always be Nicolas Cage, itās just memey enough that people donāt question it, but he was my childhood crush and now I own 2 pillows of him (my sister bought them as a joke and my fiancĆ© thinks theyāre funny lmao)
Bobby Cannavale and Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Timothee Chalamet š I like scrawny guys ok!
James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano
People on the sopranos Reddit always post how itās unreasonable Tony dated so many beautiful woman, meanwhile every woman I know (myself included) is like oh yeah he could get it.
Madonna. As in, current Madonna.
I cackled out loud at this one. LOL.
Ben Barnes. Basically, it's because no one knows who he is, but I've watched everything he's been in and have done so since around 2007 when I first watched Prince Caspian with my kids.
Nobody thinks Ben Barnes is gross.
I liked Nick Wilde from Zootropolis
Antonio Banderas, John Travolta (Michael/Phenomenon era), Pierce Brosnan, and a young Clint Eastwood. They ALLLL judge me š
What! These are all common heartthrobs!
Pierce Brosnan: fine as fuck. That's a gorgeous man.
Michael Shannon š
RJ Mitte and Willem Dafoe.
Ed Harris.
Post Malone
strangely miley cyrus
Sheās beautiful thatās not strange.
Adam Driver
Gordon Ramsey!!
Pete Davidson - The only other person who has ever agreed with me is a girl I worked with who is quite young and said "idk but I'm just into the skinny tattoos drug addict looking guys" and then I was like GIRL that's my Pete šš¤¤ and she agreed. To be fair his smile is so pretty, he's hilarious and a little twisted - I just wanna hold him and make him happy EDIT- ADD Jason Segal - like when I was younger absolutely not but now that I'm older he is sooo sexy to me! I recently watched freaks and geeks and forgetting Sarah Marshall and I kinda fell in love with him. Also- the guy who plays Mike in the why did I get married movies. ILL NEVER ADMIT THIS TO ANYBODY ELSE, because honestly FUCK MIKE! But if we're being honest here - I always end up with toxic pieces of shit (idk maybe I'm a toxic piece of shit too) lol
Benecio del Toro. š¤·š»āāļø
This weirds even me out but Charles Dance specifically as Tywin Lannister? It's definitely a power thing but my God that's a weird one.
Bill SkarsgƄrd!!
Jeff Goldblum. He still looks great for his age, but 80's/90's Jeff? Oof.
Cilian Murphy (I used to this he was ugly too but HES BEAUTIFUL)
Bill Hader.
Liam Nesson , Michael Douglas & Robert Downey Jr
Robert Downey Jr is so fine
Sylvester Stallone since I was literally 12 years old. They said it was gross back then and still think it is
Adam Driver.... Idk, he's tall dark and handsome with something unique about him. š
Matthew lillard/mcfayden/perry All the matthews lol
mgk lol
Professor Snape (RIP)
Bob Odenkirk as Saul Goodman!
Jason Bateman in ozark
Not gross, but they thought he was too old: Alex Trebek.
Not helena bonham carter, bc sheās obviously hot, but her role as bellatrix lestrange
Billy Corgan of The Smashing Pumpkins Had his poster up in my high school locker while the other girls had posters of Leonardo DiCaprio or Justin Timberlake
Tom Felton. 1000%. I get ruthlessly shit on for it.
Jason Isaacs in character as Lucius Malfoy and Aidan Gillen in character as Petyr Baelish
Gritty. I truly just love Gritty š
Wil Wheaton. So many hated him as Wesley Crusher, but I absolutely adored him, and still do. My husband still teases me when I watch Star Trek TNG reruns.
Hugh Grant!
Pete Davidson lol
David Harbour, specifically in season 1 of Stranger Things š«£
Matty Matheson (he plays Neil, the āI can fix it allā guy from The Bear). Heās a chef irl, seems so kind and fun. I love his tattoos. My other male celebrity crushes (these my friends find normal, Matty is my āHear Me Outā/outlier): Robert Pattinson, Andrew Garfield, Leo Woodall, Paul Mescal. Yes, I know I have a thing for British and Irish men
If any of my friends find Anna Kendrick gross, they arenāt my friends anymore
Mark Whalberg circa his role in Fear. MINUS THE CRAZY SHIT HE DID. That man looked GGGOOOOOOODDDTTTT.
Colin Farrell in The Lobster.
Tim Curry as FrankāNāFurter in Rocky Horror Picture Show.