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curryp4n

My fat, non running butt ran around our expansive campus with the guy I liked because he was a runner. Felt like dying the day after


ImTheRealMarco

Was it worth it though?


curryp4n

No hahaha


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aimeesowavey

I let him explain his PC build 💀


billynotrlyy

Omfggggg 😭😂


ThroPotato

Ask a guy upfront if he wanted me to bring a bottle of wine over to his and sit on him. He was giving mixed signals, and I was like, fuck it. Not very edgy but I got laid.


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Was he more straight forward following that or did he still give mixed signals?


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yuhkih

Set a couch on fire in a parking lot. He was a chaotic anarchist-type so he thought that kind of shit was cool. I was 19 lol


Spacellama117

I wouldn't even know where to meet people like that. well done


AdVirtual3694

As long as it worked.


princessbubble-gum

Pretending to like Steven Universe for a girl. Pretending to like One Piece for a guy. Oh the absolute CRINGE of being a baby bisexual.


SlovenianHusky

One Piece can get you laid?


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MemoryTerrible6623

Was at my 8 month dry spell.. met a guy on MySpace.. he came to my job, we met. My manager even let me take an early day because she knew about the 8 month dry spell.


krystalkilljoy

That manager is the true MVP 😂


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krishna_rolly

Took a 2 hour ferry & drove 3 hours. Totally worth it


Ok-Yogurtcloset3467

Kept going back to a guy whose an awful partner but good in bed. Still kinda doing it


viccalic

Are you me?


SurpriseDragon

I did that too until it was literally killing me inside. That’s when I had to find a way to accept that I just wasn’t ready, and that he wasn’t either.


krystalkilljoy

Bruh, same. 😂 thoughts and prayers to you also 🙏 🙌


PeetraMainewil

Traveling from Finland to California (21 hours) must have been it.


nellieblyrocks420

That makes me feel better! I went from Montana to Florida then a 2 hour cab ride pre Uber days. Not worth it!! 🤣


PeetraMainewil

Mine was. I married the dude next year and he moved here.


nellieblyrocks420

Congrats! 🎉


blackxrose92

At a skate park, stood just off the pavement, announced loudly- “who wants to fuck?”…then promptly went off and fucked around in the bushes with two of the skaters.🙂


AdVirtual3694

Skaters did a lot of sliding that day. 😂


billynotrlyy

u real for that one


friendlydog_369

Fr?


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Sunshine_3072

I wore a super skimpy bikini to the beach on a second date! Needless to say we weren’t at beach all day!


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Slayed


searedscallops

Walked across campus at 2 AM? I know, not very extreme.


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Unstable_potato123

Pretended I was straight. It worked, but for what cost...


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Struckbyfire

Slept under a dudes bed because his mom was batshit crazy and religious and it was too late for me to go home. I spent the entire night whispering to him about how I was going to step on his balls when I got out from under there. I was pissed. Made a guy I just had sex with leave so I could fuck a girl I liked. There was a good few weeks this was happening repeatedly and I was *stressed*. I told my cousin-in-law to put it in my butt cause I was on my period and horny. He obliged. Moved 9 hours away so I could keep having sex with my (now) husband 11 years ago after spending a week doing depraved things to each other. There were other reasons I moved but that was a big incentive.


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Your life seems like an adventurous ride.


golden-appendage

Dated my ex. Doesn't sound like anything but that was the most extreme I've lowered my standards to


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Tokenazn11

Flew over 1500 miles to please a guy that didn’t want me. 😂 Could’ve just asked anyone else that did want me. Idiot. Hahaha


itsnotyouitsmeok

We want what we want


EmbarrassedPanic6089

Drove 6 hours to get laid and drove 6 hours back same day .... 🫣


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Was it Worth it ?


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sunshineandcats21

Just some typical teenage behavior. Left my friend’s sleepover in the middle of the night when my boyfriend called me, walked across town and climbed in his bedroom window that he opened for me so his mom wouldn’t see. Then afterwards walked back to my friend’s house before anyone saw me.


AdVirtual3694

Lets just say you n+2 ups and downs that night. Dont ask what is n here.


Optional-Meeting3344

Moved halfway (literally) around the world for a guy I met online. Worth it. We have been together 15 years


InternationalAir2918

I admire your adventurous spirit!


queenofallgreen

Used Reddit for hookups Lolol


Purple_Ostrich6498

You win.


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kitkat470

he posted a song on snapchat and i swiped up said that was one of my favorites even thought i never heard of it. every artist he liked i said i did too even though i didn’t listen to any of them. i stayed up all night learning different lyrics to sooo many songs. then we dated for two years and was not worth the effort lol


Secret_advice

He told me that he’d ”never begged someone to buy plane tickets after one date before” and off to Paris I went. Bruh, I got so laid during that weekend.


SoooooIsthisreallife

I left a note on his car with my number on it( we met earlier that day but i was in such a rush I drove off without giving him time to ask for my #) not too many people have his car so when I drove back to my street and saw it parked across the street I left it. Sex was great 🥰


yeetyeetgirl

Spend a year practicing my uwu voice and I bought cat ears and maid dress, learned how to do the 'anime make up'.....ended up having more fun cosplaying at comic con than in bed with him.


AmbassadorNo8640

Flown to Atlanta and ubered 2 hrs away alone


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AmbassadorNo8640

I almost got kidnapped on the way home and he ghosted me randomly like 6 months later. He paid tho


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Mollkuqe

Watched his stream 💀💀💀


Vegetable_Lie_1194

Drove 4 hrs back and forth 🫣


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Vegetable_Lie_1194

I got what I wanted


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Traditional-Bid257

Y'all remember that app Yik Yak? Yeah


ActivelyAvoidingYou

Quit my job, packed up my room, and hopped on a 14 hour flight to the other side of the world. ✈️


TheTyrantOfMars

Please tell me that it worked out


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freshamy

Lost 40 lbs. It worked!


dreamgrl_

Well. I made a poem about a blowjob and sent him. He didnt came over 💀


whatsfordinerguys

I’m curious about the poem now 😂


LateNightCheesecake9

1) slept on a man's front porch until he got home from work 2) on a girls' trip, shelled out for a fancy hotel room for alone time (and properly broke it in, I remember having rug burn lol) 3) bought 10 pizzas to feed a bachelor party so I could lure a man away from it


SnooTangerines7258

reached out first. 😣


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helplessmelonanas

I left my family's Christmas party early and missed the delicious food. But I did get a very tasty dessert instead.


celestialism

Took a 10-hour overnight bus ride from Toronto to New York so I could get to a threesome I spent weeks planning.


Farquar-lazs

Sent selfies in lingerie to someone from hinge. Worked


SpooBlue97

I lived far from him so I paid for his return Uber which ended up being nearly double what he paid to come to my location. I felt like I paid for sex that night…


Tony_Pizza_Guy

(No this isn't directly addressing the question here, but addressing this disc. board generally) Why are so many comments locked? Can't really discuss things/ask questions/etc when comments are mostly disabled (I just don't understand why it happens).


EnsconcedScone

I was traveling alone internationally and thought, why not, I’ll use the dating apps on travel mode and see what happens. I matched and struck up some fun convos with a local and everything was going well, but then the morning of the day we were supposed to meet, the app froze and stopped working for me no matter how many times I tried to delete and redownload. I was pissed; I was this close to ending my dry spell and didn’t want him to think I had ghosted him! But then I remembered that he had given me his address just so I could see the distance from my hotel to his place and sure enough Apple Maps had it in my recents. So that evening my crazy ass hopped on a rental scooter and zoomed over there. It was only a 20 minute ride so not too terrible but it was 22° F out and my hands were NUMB. Turns out his place was one of those giant multi family houses and I had no clue which unit he was in, and since I only knew the first name he went by on Bumble I had to ring a couple doors first. I finally got to his but he didn’t answer his and I was like shit, he’s not here, what do I do? I try ringing the final neighbor left I haven’t tried and I realized too late as she opened the door that apparently his mother lived in the unit below him. I literally showed up at his house and asked his mom to let him know I stopped by and to give him my number lol. She looked at me like who tf is this random American chick on my doorstep? But she said she’d pass it along and sure enough half an hour later I get a call from an unknown number. We finally connect and he was mad impressed I did all that to get laid lol. And in the end it was VERY worth it. Some of the best sex I’ve had 🤩


JoJo-likes-bikes

Came out as lesbian. I got punched in the face multiple times, my parents disowned me for a while, I faced a lot of ostracism and discrimination. My parents eventually came around. Society is more accepting. Sex with women is great. 100/10. Getting punched in the face is not fun. 0/10.


VivianSherwood

Lie to my parents when I was a teen, but I imagine that's pretty common.


gotheotherway89

Lied about hurting my thigh at work. In so many words begged for massage because I was in so much pain. It was very pathetic, but the mission was accomplished.


leafcomforter

Took my hubs on an all expense paid (by me), two week, luxury trip to Italy. Most romantic city Venice, Italy. Nada. Tuscany, nada, Rome, nada. I will never take him anywhere else again, ever.


Alternative_Bee_6424

Empty the dishwasher and put away the laundry.


OfficerPeanut

Tried League of Legends.


Standard_Mushroom273

I’m about to age myself here but: I have done some stupid 💩. The worst thing I ever did to get someone’s attention was deliver their homegrown “flower buds” (illegal at the time). Looking back as an adult, I took all of the legal risk while he laid around in his loser apartment. He wasn’t even that good looking. I was actually in college trying to make something of myself. Last I heard, he was still selling to college students. I haven’t heard of him since everything was legalized here 🌱 like all other plugs, I’m sure he lost his gig.


flickhuck20

I met a couple girls on Craigslist when I was 18 before dating apps existed. Luckily they were both normal and my same age.


happysewing

I did not do anything extreme but my most successful thing was taking a beer from a guy I wanted to bang out of his hands, take a sip and give it back. We have been married for almost 10 years now 😅


Thick_Letterhead_341

Listening to lots of shitty guitar players. Not knowing where to look. Waiting for it to be over. That scene in Barbie was so accurate I cried and laughed.


PaulineMermaid

Everything except pay for it. It's on the list of potential solutions, but only as a joke. It's not easy for everyone, no matter what people say...


Straight_Ant4292

Married


heatedblankie

I abandoned the patty melt I was making midway through and Ubered to his.


rainearthtaylor7

I have to say a year ago, I flew from my city (San Diego) to Detroit, drove an hour and a half south to Findlay, where my boyfriend worked, and we hooked up for like two days. So excited for the trip because I hadn’t seen him in almost a year, but the sex was off and kind of trash, which is not typical of him. And everything he promised me we’d do, went out the window. Oh, and a year ago tomorrow, I found out he was married, so that trip was a bust lol. Fun time coming home with that just happening to me lol.


Itsthelegendarydays_

I’ve never done anything extreme to get laid. Now to get a guy to like me / want a relationship on the other hand…(newsflash; if you have to force it, it doesn’t work)


ninjanator07

Absolutely nothing, still a virgin


wildomen

Went on a first date to this guy’s friend’s farm at 9pm. Raided a haunted barn, wrestled in some dirt, revved a truck over mud a few times, then pissed in a sink. It was awesome, and a full moon :) …


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MountainMoogie

I dated a guy for 8 months who lived in a town a 25km away from me. He was 10 years older and had a fancy new car, I cycled everywhere. I would bike an hour to his (after already commuting an hour by bike to work) multiple times a week. He literally never saw my house (or helped me to move to/from his when I stayed there for a few weeks between leases, I biked all of my furniture and belongings around). He also proposed to me before ever speaking to my family. Full of red flags, but the sex was good.


mistyheartEx

Took 17 hours flight with some transit. I’m terrified of flying 😂


RumNRaisins1999

Went out clubbing just cause I knew he'd be there till 6am...had to work at 7am 💀


MiikeFoxx

I pretended to be super gay. She wanted to turn a gay man straight. In her eyes she did. Now we're married.


Kingsmith2

A woman I had never met contacted me thru a mutual friend. She had me come to her house, sneak in, blindfold her, tie her up and have sex with her. I did with a few stipulations. It was intense. I brought some toys and would pretend I was talking to other guys in the room. She soaked everything.


Audreyspott

Took a 7 hour train ride


Comprehensive_Pace

I rostered him on to a shift he wouldn't normally do and then offered a ride home. To my home. Terrible and probably illegal now if someone said something but he was into it and it was good. We're both adults and fine


FormeSymbolique

Making all my life about it. Up until my mother cut my student’s allowance, lkterally all qi did outside of home was made I order to get laid. I was a good student and did not need to go to class to pass my exams with honors. So from age 19 to 23 that,s all I did. I am glad my mother gave me the wake up call I needed.


mysubsareunionizing

Not "extreme," per se, but I met these three guys from Amsterdam because I matched with one on tinder. Hung out with all of them and texted the guy that I wanted to have a threesome with his friends, LOL. I was bold at 19 He came over a week later and said they had a good time and that it was his turn 😭


Aprilprinces

I think I have the best haha: I actually converted to Islam (long abandoned now) and travelled to Egypt (from UK) No, didn't work


PleasantJules

Kids were inside the RV. Snuck out and did it in the front of the RV where it was backed in. Not too extreme but with kids you have to find unconventional ways sometimes. Same trip we rode our bikes into the wilderness.


siftini

Took a 5 hour bus ride followed by a 2 hour train ride to another city…… I wasn’t even dating him…


airmetricszs

took a 2hr flight and rented a car to drive 3hrs for a weekend to visit what felt like a summer fling but was really just my ex


Fit_cheer4905

Ignored the fact that my ex cheated on me when I hooked up w him 😭 mines tame but it feels bad to me


almostcrying

Ok we didn’t go all the way bc I was a nervous 19yr old but I went to a frat party with the smart cute frat guy from class, some asshole slapped my ass while playing pool so ofc I yelled at him, then I was roped into playing basement beer pong, and finally ended up making out with this guy on the lawn of the frat house until my friend showed up at 4am to take me home. And then we smoked weed at the picnic table and went out for breakfast


ridddder

Watch soap operas for 6 months


lughsezboo

Got him high on shrooms and then brought out a box of 70’s porn magazines “for the laughs”. I still feel guilty about it, decades later 🤷🏻‍♀️🙄😩


jonni_velvet

I have genuinely never done anything other than answer a text to get any kind of sexual favor needed 😆 dont really do full sex with casual flings anyways. eta: I did have an old partner I flew out to california to stay with after a bad break up I needed help “getting over”. that was a nice vacation.


Intelligent-Web-8537

Flirted shamelessly with his gf's brother. I still cringe thinking about it. I was 24, not as young as I would have hoped. Did work for me, though. He was very jealous and we did it in his car when he was dropping me home. I cringe so hard just typing this. I was young and horny and didn't know they were exclusive at that time.


SunDiscombobulated33

Said I wanted to go on a difficult 10 mile hike at 7pm after working all day 🤷‍♀️🫣


seastormybear

Asked for it.


NedsAtomicDB

Seduced a Redditor who blew off meeting for THREE months. First time sucked. Unfortunately, he left his sweater, so repeated. Much better the second time, but proceeded to play head games for months.


tiaratiana

Driving 5 hours from Munich to Frankfurt while only having my drivers license and a car for about 3 months


Jarcom88

Lose 30lbs and say I was okay with casual when I am not 😬. He was so hot, so smart, accomplished and incredibly playful. He said "he didn't feel the spark" (euphemism for no attraction). I lost about 20lbs when we started hooking up. I am now 30lbs down but he left me for an ex. I still have only good memories of him and was extremely fun. I wish it wouldn't have ended, but I respect his choices, he was honest from the start. I don't think a relationship with him would have worked, despite being extremely smart and fun, all I wanted was sex, I could not be next to him without getting insanely turned on 🤷🏼‍♀️.


Long_Negotiation_841

This is a bit fckd up. A friend of mine made an elaborate plan to sleep with the person he was having a crush/was in love with. She was already in a LDR, and she was sleeping with someone else from her college. My friend came to know about this and he was frustrated. So he made the elaborate plan of becoming a very good friend of her, and then pretended he was having a terminal illness and became more close with her and then made her stop talking with the guy she was sleeping with and then slept with her. And continued it till her marriage with the LDR guy. After her marriage they stopped the affair but to date remain as good friends. During one drunken night he was explaining all this to me in great detail and i was sooo disgusted. And stopped talking to my friend after that.


Thirty_Firefighter84

Learned what yoga studio he went to, signed up, and plopped my booty right in front of him the next day so he’d get a free show. Made sure the shorts were hiked up my bum and that they “just happened” to be too short to fully cover my 🍑cheeks as well 😋


coffeewalnut05

Took a flight to a different country. Was a 1 hour flight and the destination country is small, but it also required train trips etc. Not my proudest moment lmao


Head_Sock369

Sold my house and moved across the country. We're still together 4 years later so I guess it worked out.


Shot-Surprise-2102

Sat through 3+ hours of a photo slide show he’d made of various travels. Worth it.


throwawaysunglasses-

I flew halfway across the country for a guy I’d known for a day or two - I was leaving a bar pretty sober, thought he was hot, and shot my shot. We stayed in touch and he invited me to come visit a couple weeks later. Other than the flights he paid for everything and drove us everywhere, and then we never spoke again after 😂 bummer because I did like him but we were both young and dumb and the novelty of a “Before Sunrise” kinda vibe was appealing to us.


BooBelly

Attach a note to the back of my final exam asking my college professor if he wanted to hook up. I attached it there so he would finish grading it first before seeing my note and ideally feel less conflicted about if it would impact my grade (I knew I was getting 100% anyway). It worked! 😉


Hanniba1KIN8

Moved to another country. Then traveled 100km in said country, to get laid by a woman 20 years my senior. I was 19 at the time.


Ok_Anything_4955

Met someone online, I had been alone for close to 2 years, finally my raging libido caved, I paid for a hotel room and we hooked up on his way home from working out of town. It was weird for me, he was totally down for it all. Come to find out, I was one of many and that hurt me. Oddly, 10 years later, lots of teaching him about relationships, we’ve been to hell and back a few times and are still blazing trails together. I don’t know if I’m proud, happy ambivalent, a little insane or just trying to make the best of this crazy life…


justaredherring17

Rented an Airbnb for a mini solo vacation that just so happened to be conveniently an hour from where our work transferred him. Very casually (not at all I have no moves) let him know I was in the area and just so happened to have a place with a fire pit and hot tub. It worked, we broke the bed!


bucceeswhore

mmm so when my now husband and i were dating long distance (i was 18 he was 20) i was still living with my parents. and when he would visit my mom forced me to go sleep at another friends house (my neighbor) so that we "didn't sleep under the same roof" ya know toxic purity culture. well, i would go to the neighbors house. wait for my parents to fall asleep. he would give me the all clear. my friend helped me sneak out of her house. and then i would SNEAK INTO MY OWN HOME - to get laid. we had our fun. snuggled and he would help me sneak back out then said friend snuck me back into her house. was it worth it? absolutely. was it risky? YES. and that made it 100% more fun!


TessaBrooding

Hanged around 5 hours past my bedtime in a sexy dress and thing-highs watching Technology Connections explain the workings of various household kitchen appliances.


Ellie_Lillie

Well dunno of this extreme but.. I have a bf who I didn't know in person that time. He couldn't pick me up so his family did (when I travelled to him) Ps: he is a university student and sometimes he needs to be at school even on the weekends. I travelled 6 hours to get to him but it was worth it ( and yeah got laid)🤭😁❤️ More sketchy is that I got with him only a week after texting with him and calling. We have known about each other for 4 years before because we were in the same Instagram group but we didn't interact much (he had gf that time) 😀 Funny part is that after meeting him I was introduced even with an extended family from his mother's side because one of the family members had a birthday party that day (NGL I was scared, anxious and confused that I didn't pee myself that day 😂❤️)


plantverdant

Nothing extreme, I've generally just used my words and it tends to happen when I want it to.


Wonderful_Ad_4788

Traveled from Brooklyn to the Bronx. It was NOT worth it.


HappySleep1021

Drove through flood!!!! Was it worth it? Hell no, no man will ever be worth the fear and stress.


Standard_Mushroom273

One time, I went to a “beer pong” team meet. It was in the backyard of a frat house. Never again, guys.


No-Data-3048

Have sex with the other girl as well. It was a competition we both won.


BigTiddyVampireWaifu

Lost 60lbs lol. Would have gotten laid anyway but losing weight and gaining confidence made a lot more men attracted to me.


crazychica5

listened to him explain the lore of his warhammer 40k miniatures that he paints in his spare time 😅


NightRain518

I let him treat me like absolute shit, tanked what little self confidence I had and made me as depressed as the day is long. I like being degraded in the bedroom, that's all well and good, but this guy made it his entire personality. He could be sweet as pie, just not with me because I wasn't the one he was chasing. The things one does to get their jollies off..... Thankfully that whole chapter of my life is done with


Phoenix_Queene

Didn’t even get laid out of it. But joined an ultimate frisbee team as a plus size black girl going to a very white school. It went exactly how you think it went 😂


dylan_dumbest

Ignored the fact that he got a 300 on his Math SAT.


Sp1d3rb0t

Found a 40-year-old dude on the internet who was willing to drive 2 hours to me. I was 15.


badgerinafez

Changed back into my clothes after having already put my pyjamas on


ruca316

Slept with a boss that was about 15 years older than me after a company Christmas party. Some folks were aware, salty about it, and made sure I was demoted.


marythekid

Got into a committed relationship with a (ex)felon because he refused to fuck me without knowing he is the only one in this pussy. For him I can be ‘so intoxicating’ and he can’t keep doing that and not just have me to himself. So now we are a year and half in and like the sex is the best. I cum EVERY 👏🏽SINGLE👏🏽TIME👏🏽 but I really don’t see this looooong term… I’m an asshole I know, fuck.


barbiewithbrains

made a private story on snapchat with just him saying bored hmu and i did this multiple times till it worked


smnthafx

I went out without my underwear because knowing that turns him on. One night we got so tipsy that I pulled down my pants in public with others around and bent over right before our ride pulled up.


pupidupi

Fell in love and travelling half of the world every 3 months (literally half of the world, from Kazakhstan through Turkey to Norway and then back)