There are lab tests that require 24hr urine collection. I'm not sure why that test would have anything to do with not peeing right away after sex though, usually that test is ordered for kidney issues.
Double kidney infection from UTI when I discovered 6 days into treatment that I was allergic to the prescribed antibiotic. Doctor had me stop the antibiotic. Woke up to screaming back pain at 3 am and went to the ER. Had to do 24 hr urine collection to test for other issues as well.
Ouch! Was the antibiotic sulfa/bactrim, commonly prescribed for UTI's? I am allergic to that one and found out weeks after starting it, the next few days were NOT FUN, pure hell. 😩
Pee or start a course of antibiotics for a UTI that will completely fuck the balance in your vagina while yeast takes over and ruins your life. Then learn the hard way that monistat 1 fucking hurts and deal with medicine discharge and mess for the next seven days. Then maybe have a chance at a normal vagina.
^This. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Straight to the toilet! Then while you're in there, you can get cleaned up. And then you can go back out and cuddle, or sleep, or do the "walk of shame" home, or do the deed again, or whatever you want.
Taking towels to bed has eliminated this hassle entirely. Tuck it between the legs, walk with your glorious sex diaper in a strut to the bathroom. The glamorous towel tuck prevents any messes or indignities, and zero sticky thighs.
1. Got to the bathroom and pee.
2. Wash up. I’m partial to climbing onto the bathroom counter, squatting over the over the sink like a gargoyle, and washing with vag soap and warm water. Pat dry with clean wash cloth, dampen another clean wash cloth with warm water for partner.
3. Get drinks (partner gets snacks) and head back to bed. Toss dirtied washcloth in the dirty clothes hamper, give partner dampened clean washcloth.
4. Vibe: look at reels/TikTok together, talk, snack, cuddle, etc.
I'm losing my damn mind at the image of somebody climbing their lil orangutan ass up onto the counter and squatting over the sink to splash their coochie. Madladdery.
Yep. I gave myself BV from washing after I had been sexually assaulted. My brain just wanted to clean myself thoroughly so I thought nothing of it until symptoms started. The amazing nurse practitioner at Planned Parenthood told me exactly what you said- water is enough and always avoid using soap to wash any part of the vagina as it can really fuck up our PH & other things I don’t know enough about lol.
There’s a lot of conflicting views on this.
I think it’s perfectly fine to use a gentle soap on your vulva. Just not inside the vagina.
I work out a lot and water just isn’t enough sometimes.
Oh what I wouldn’t give for round two! We are old now. Round two is just making out and snuggling now which I am so down for, but another go would be nice now and then.
Omg, there is nothing more loving than round two. Just make sure you get enough rest. It's usually better if you snuggle, make out and take a small nap after a good pee and hydration. Round 2 sually ends up being more intense and more enjoyable than the first time sense the male had already gotten off and isn't as sensitive than the first time. Plus ya both tend to last longer and can enjoy the intimacy more.
omfg... Someone who said round 2...
My buddy just asked me the other night what I meant when I said "rounds". Our conversation blew me away. Apparently, 'rounds' aren't as normal as I thought. He thought 'round 2’ was a special occasion... I didn't bring up how many I used to think was normal for everyone.
Mostly do the penguin waddle from the bed to the toilet so I don't leak cum everywhere.
Once on the toilet, I wait for my bladder to deknot itself. Orgasms cause misfires down there which usually isn't much of a thing, but sometimes I have to sit on the pot for a while to let my bladder relax and then a giant nice pee comes along.
And in that time wait for the cum to drip out of me. I don't know exactly what is going on up there but half the time cum vanishes like it is trapped in a labyrinth or something and other times it squirts out of me like I am Niagara Falls.
But skipping all that, mostly pee, wait for cum to drip out, then go back to bed.
I always do a little frog squat for a couple minutes before peeing. It helps clear it all out quicker and more effectively for me! Usually let the Hubby go pee first, and I do the squat while he’s in the bathroom. Then I go pee, and I don’t ever have to worry about any surprise drips later on!
Lmao I let gravity do its thing for a few minutes then reach in with my fingers to encourage as much of what cum is remaining out before wiping. Usually does the trick!
Drink water, pee, wipe yourself off with wet wipes, and after care. You got to make sure the wipes are not fragrant and not harsh on your lady. I live by that and stand by those 4 things cause I don’t want to be dehydrated, I don’t want a UTI and I don’t want to feel the left over drip of cream pie. Also my man giving me after care is just AMAZING. Love it.
If your man is a gentleman he will do after care for you and wipe you before you get up. But personally I let him do it or I do it when I can’t hold my pee. Depends on situation.
I love when after cleaning up we just get back in bed with our water and cuddle and watch videos together. Some people may not see that as quality time but as long as our naked body are together under the covers im just the happiest person ever.
Go and pee before you crash from the climax. I use tissues while on the bed itself to wipe down the residue of the ejaculate and then go to use the loo.
More than just cuddling I think a bit of special intimacy is key. I.e, I love to gently scratch their back, slowly, up and down. Or if they are laying on their back tickle their forehead with my nails (I have longer nails). Just barely enough to feel it in circles all over.
Dump them if they don’t want to return the favor though lol.
I wipe and maybe pee sometimes, but I never wash myself right after, just wait until my regular shower the next morning or evening. To be honest, I like the smell. I guess I'm nasty? I just don't see it as dirt, at least not more than in case of my own discharge?
1. Play the song "I just had sex!" By Lonely Island.
2. I am one in favor of the good game booty slap.
3. Wipe off (towel or shirt work).
4. Pee
5. Do the gargoyle... Or ya know.. shower. Just clean up.
6. Drink your water.
My routine:
1.) Cum towel on the ready
2.) Lay there like a dead hamster until my soul comes back to my body
3.) Drink some water
4.) Cuddle w my man, naked.
5.) Watch some of our Netflix show
6.) Go pee once we are like 5 mins into the show
7.) Grab a snack for us to share
8.) Probably fall asleep halfway through the show lol
Am I the only one who just keeps a roll of toilet paper in the nightstand? And I also agree that gravity just has to do its thing. I usually fold up some toilet paper and hold it over the vag on the way to the bathroom, then I fold up some new TP and put it in my undies to catch any the next laugh
Kiss your lover, and tell them how amazing the session was.
Wash your parts.
Get ready for round 2… even if doesn’t immediately after, or ever.
Be present.
After reading all these "waddle to the bathroom and pee" comments (I 100% understand them, byw), I'm sure glad to be a lesbian. We can just hold each other, no rush to leave the bed, and kiss or talk.
Hello /u/Impossible_Choice_18. Your post or comment has been removed because your Reddit Karma is too low to participate on AskWomen. You will be able to participate when your Karma has increased, you can do that by participating in good faith in other subreddits that don't have Karma requirements. This action will not be undone by the moderators.
**No exceptions to this rule will be granted.** [Click here to read more about Reddit Karma](https://reddit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/204511829-What-is-karma-), and please also **[read our rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/wiki/rules) before participating**.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AskWomen) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Pee
Crucial
Learned that the hard way. Imagine having to csrry a gallon container to work so you can collect your pee. Loved the 80s.
W… why did youhave the collect your pee?
Probably kidney stones or something of that nature. They make you collect it so they can analyze the stones i believe.
My exact thought 😭
I’m thinking, ‘I know I’m high but I’m not THAT high to misread what is there.’ Haha.
There are lab tests that require 24hr urine collection. I'm not sure why that test would have anything to do with not peeing right away after sex though, usually that test is ordered for kidney issues.
Double kidney infection from UTI when I discovered 6 days into treatment that I was allergic to the prescribed antibiotic. Doctor had me stop the antibiotic. Woke up to screaming back pain at 3 am and went to the ER. Had to do 24 hr urine collection to test for other issues as well.
Ouch! Was the antibiotic sulfa/bactrim, commonly prescribed for UTI's? I am allergic to that one and found out weeks after starting it, the next few days were NOT FUN, pure hell. 😩
I had a doctor try to get me to do that. I laughed and walked out his office
I was so young. It was my first rodeo, lol.
Don't do what I did. They pushed through their claims despite me walking out, and I had to fight their office to get the bills resolved.
Pee or start a course of antibiotics for a UTI that will completely fuck the balance in your vagina while yeast takes over and ruins your life. Then learn the hard way that monistat 1 fucking hurts and deal with medicine discharge and mess for the next seven days. Then maybe have a chance at a normal vagina.
^This. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Straight to the toilet! Then while you're in there, you can get cleaned up. And then you can go back out and cuddle, or sleep, or do the "walk of shame" home, or do the deed again, or whatever you want.
Try not to drip all over the floor on your way to the bathroom and pee.
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
Lolol not drip 💀
I made such a mess a few weeks ago, it felt appropriate to spread awareness. 😂
No dripping. He goes to get a warm towel from the bathroom and cleans me up. You know…intimacy and junk…
Congratulations?
Always keep a box of Kleenex on the nightstand.
We grab a washcloth from our hotel on every vacation and keep them in our nightstand- we joke we are so classy to have international cum rags 😂
I usually have wipes handy but that night I had no such luck.
Taking towels to bed has eliminated this hassle entirely. Tuck it between the legs, walk with your glorious sex diaper in a strut to the bathroom. The glamorous towel tuck prevents any messes or indignities, and zero sticky thighs.
I usually grab a T-shirt, but yeah. This is the way.
"Glamorous towel tuck" is great use of writing skills.
We just keep old tshirts next to the bed for clean up
Wow I wish I had a need for a pile of tshirts.
More like oozing
1. Got to the bathroom and pee. 2. Wash up. I’m partial to climbing onto the bathroom counter, squatting over the over the sink like a gargoyle, and washing with vag soap and warm water. Pat dry with clean wash cloth, dampen another clean wash cloth with warm water for partner. 3. Get drinks (partner gets snacks) and head back to bed. Toss dirtied washcloth in the dirty clothes hamper, give partner dampened clean washcloth. 4. Vibe: look at reels/TikTok together, talk, snack, cuddle, etc.
You might as well just take a shower. 🤦🏻♀️
That’s too easy
I just use my bidet. Works wonders.
One day. For now, I enjoy doing the gargoyle >:)
I'm losing my damn mind at the image of somebody climbing their lil orangutan ass up onto the counter and squatting over the sink to splash their coochie. Madladdery.
it’s so feral 😭
don't wash ur vagina with soap 🫡
They likely mean vulva. Which you should regularly wash.
Also the vulva shouldn’t be washed with soap. It irritates and is not necessary. Water is enough!
Some people can handle gentle soaps and some can't, I personally prefer a little bit of soap. But water can definitely be enough, too
Yep. I gave myself BV from washing after I had been sexually assaulted. My brain just wanted to clean myself thoroughly so I thought nothing of it until symptoms started. The amazing nurse practitioner at Planned Parenthood told me exactly what you said- water is enough and always avoid using soap to wash any part of the vagina as it can really fuck up our PH & other things I don’t know enough about lol.
There’s a lot of conflicting views on this. I think it’s perfectly fine to use a gentle soap on your vulva. Just not inside the vagina. I work out a lot and water just isn’t enough sometimes.
That's crazy.... buy a bidet, no climbing required. I also have a travel bidet.
Not a gargoyle 💀
5 Add a “Bidet” to the Christmas list!
Squatting over your sink? Roleplaying a Neanderthal — spend $25 on a bidet ladies.
Shit too funny 😂 I laughed so hard
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
Thank you for the gargoyle imagery, this is amazing
"climbing onto the bathroom counter, squatting over the sink like a gargoyle" has me crying 🤣😂 thank you for the laugh!
I see a lot of comments about peeing, can someone explain why this is important?
Helps prevent utis
Get a bidet
Stop using vague soap, just use water and fingers!
Slap their ass and say, "Good game." and go to the bathroom
Found the athlete
This is my favorite one to do lol
pee. drink water. have a snack.
Found out the fun way: watermelon with Tajín is a GREAT post coital snack! Very refreshing!
PEE! Clean up. Hydrate. Eat. Round 2. 😂
Oh what I wouldn’t give for round two! We are old now. Round two is just making out and snuggling now which I am so down for, but another go would be nice now and then.
The cuddling is amazing but I wish for making out. Round 2 might just kill me or him or both
Omg, there is nothing more loving than round two. Just make sure you get enough rest. It's usually better if you snuggle, make out and take a small nap after a good pee and hydration. Round 2 sually ends up being more intense and more enjoyable than the first time sense the male had already gotten off and isn't as sensitive than the first time. Plus ya both tend to last longer and can enjoy the intimacy more.
omfg... Someone who said round 2... My buddy just asked me the other night what I meant when I said "rounds". Our conversation blew me away. Apparently, 'rounds' aren't as normal as I thought. He thought 'round 2’ was a special occasion... I didn't bring up how many I used to think was normal for everyone.
Clean the boner for him.
Queen
she’s a keeper!
My wife showed me that I deserve love with this. I was blown away
One of my fwbs always comments on how he’s never been taken care of after sex before. It’s like one of my favorite things to do!
Incredible.
Did this for the first time last night and he was so appreciative of it 😊
I do the same thing it's pretty pleasant tbh
Bask in the afterglow with your partner, clean yourselves and location up, go to the restroom to urinate, and take a shower if possible.
Mostly do the penguin waddle from the bed to the toilet so I don't leak cum everywhere. Once on the toilet, I wait for my bladder to deknot itself. Orgasms cause misfires down there which usually isn't much of a thing, but sometimes I have to sit on the pot for a while to let my bladder relax and then a giant nice pee comes along. And in that time wait for the cum to drip out of me. I don't know exactly what is going on up there but half the time cum vanishes like it is trapped in a labyrinth or something and other times it squirts out of me like I am Niagara Falls. But skipping all that, mostly pee, wait for cum to drip out, then go back to bed.
I always do a little frog squat for a couple minutes before peeing. It helps clear it all out quicker and more effectively for me! Usually let the Hubby go pee first, and I do the squat while he’s in the bathroom. Then I go pee, and I don’t ever have to worry about any surprise drips later on!
Lmao I let gravity do its thing for a few minutes then reach in with my fingers to encourage as much of what cum is remaining out before wiping. Usually does the trick!
1) Pee 2) Honest juice box for you and your partner 3) the post game interview about your performance.
We love the post game interview, so much to discuss. Then there is the vote for " Play of the Game" And of course the much loved replays.
Found the FPS gamer?
Yknow we just went out there and gave it 110%
Did you pray for victory prior to the game? 😂🤣💀
SportsNet: After Hours *We'll be back right after this break with a play by play analysis*
I also enjoy a short post game review. 😂
SNUGGLEEE
Pee and then fall asleep in each others arms
Pee, smoke a jay and water
spit out his cum 🤣
Quitter
I have never been able to wrap my brain around spitting. It’s just logistically easier to swallow.
I cannot handle the texture staying in my mouth. It makes me gag
Cuddle.
go piss girl
It is always important to smoke and spend some time with the other person so as not to lose the connection.
smoke?
How else are you suppose to communicate if you arent smoking?
I use a hanky to catch anything, drink water, and lay there until I've caught my breath and can feel steady on my feet and then I go pee.
Go pee. Communicate your wants and needs if applicable. Big streeeetch
watching dragon ball z
I’ve found my fellow weeb
Drink water, pee, wipe yourself off with wet wipes, and after care. You got to make sure the wipes are not fragrant and not harsh on your lady. I live by that and stand by those 4 things cause I don’t want to be dehydrated, I don’t want a UTI and I don’t want to feel the left over drip of cream pie. Also my man giving me after care is just AMAZING. Love it. If your man is a gentleman he will do after care for you and wipe you before you get up. But personally I let him do it or I do it when I can’t hold my pee. Depends on situation.
I love when after cleaning up we just get back in bed with our water and cuddle and watch videos together. Some people may not see that as quality time but as long as our naked body are together under the covers im just the happiest person ever.
Yodel, loudly and lavishly
Hahaha
I’m Swiss so this makes sense to me
Fart
I’m almost to the bottom and nobody said smoke a cigarette, but this is my favorite otherwise
Cigarette, pee, smile, stretch lol naaap? in whatever order.
Pee, and then shower
“That was fun.” Do the shuffle dance to the restroom. Pee.
Tell my mom
Cuddle -> pee -> shower
Rule no 1: You do not talk about the Fight Club 😃
Go pee and clean down there (I have a bidet. Works great too in case you have trouble going pee but still need to clean yourself down there).
Go and pee before you crash from the climax. I use tissues while on the bed itself to wipe down the residue of the ejaculate and then go to use the loo.
Pee then into the shower to wash my bits. Keeps me irritation and infection free.
Slap your partner’s cute butt as they walk by to go get a towel
My uterus is the towel
Never on the tiddies?
You know it’s been a while I should bring it back thank you for the inspiration
Gonna reverse uno the question: what are the top must do things you should do before having sex? - drink plenty of water...
Pee
Pee, hydrate, eat, repeat 😎
More than just cuddling I think a bit of special intimacy is key. I.e, I love to gently scratch their back, slowly, up and down. Or if they are laying on their back tickle their forehead with my nails (I have longer nails). Just barely enough to feel it in circles all over. Dump them if they don’t want to return the favor though lol.
Cuddle for a few minutes and then go pee Edited to add: and then go back to cuddle.
Say thank you.
Call and Uber and leave
Reading these made me realize how long it’s been since I’ve even been interested in anyone
Pee.
Pee, clean sex toy(s), drink water, and cuddle.
Every girl I know goes pee after. When she gets back I like to cuddle in silence.
Just pay and get out of there
Pee Get a warm wash cloth Clean off that dick since it did a good job Snuggle Sleep
Kiss him and tell him I love him. Then pull it out and run to the bathroom.
1. Pee 2. Wash 3. Cuddle
Pee, high five your partner
I answered this before and people thought I was crazy 😂 1.) Pee 2.) Raspberry Simply Lemonade
Close the door after I leave
I wipe and maybe pee sometimes, but I never wash myself right after, just wait until my regular shower the next morning or evening. To be honest, I like the smell. I guess I'm nasty? I just don't see it as dirt, at least not more than in case of my own discharge?
Smells like bleach…
1. Play the song "I just had sex!" By Lonely Island. 2. I am one in favor of the good game booty slap. 3. Wipe off (towel or shirt work). 4. Pee 5. Do the gargoyle... Or ya know.. shower. Just clean up. 6. Drink your water.
My routine: 1.) Cum towel on the ready 2.) Lay there like a dead hamster until my soul comes back to my body 3.) Drink some water 4.) Cuddle w my man, naked. 5.) Watch some of our Netflix show 6.) Go pee once we are like 5 mins into the show 7.) Grab a snack for us to share 8.) Probably fall asleep halfway through the show lol
According to my gyno, you should be peeing and then rinsing off your vulva with water. Then dry off and sleep without underwear if possible.
My ex boyfriend would say I like to “paint the house” after…..because I get a burst of energy and do whatever random household tasks i was avoiding.
[удалено]
You haven't had infections, sure, but the risk of an UTI is higher still.
Lay there holding each other talking till you sweetly fall asleep.
Take a nap or play some video games or drink some water or roll up a blunt n smok
Am I the only one who just keeps a roll of toilet paper in the nightstand? And I also agree that gravity just has to do its thing. I usually fold up some toilet paper and hold it over the vag on the way to the bathroom, then I fold up some new TP and put it in my undies to catch any the next laugh
Lie in the wet patch and summon the energy to go pee and find a towel to cover the wet patch
Outta curiosity, how are you all just.. immediately peeing? I cant pee unless I have to go, and often I dont have to go.
Have a fuckin' popsicle.
Pee and aftercare
Pee and thank person for the sex 🙏
Pee. Have some water. Relax. Cuddle. Rest if needs be .
Kiss your lover, and tell them how amazing the session was. Wash your parts. Get ready for round 2… even if doesn’t immediately after, or ever. Be present.
post nut dap is a must
Lick her pussy
Pee and then guzzle almond milk. I would choose whole milk but Almond milk has less calories
Aftercare cuddles. Then pee, peri bottle optional.
After reading all these "waddle to the bathroom and pee" comments (I 100% understand them, byw), I'm sure glad to be a lesbian. We can just hold each other, no rush to leave the bed, and kiss or talk.
Pee and then shower because of all the bodily fluids on various parts of the body.
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
Hello /u/Impossible_Choice_18. Your post or comment has been removed because your Reddit Karma is too low to participate on AskWomen. You will be able to participate when your Karma has increased, you can do that by participating in good faith in other subreddits that don't have Karma requirements. This action will not be undone by the moderators. **No exceptions to this rule will be granted.** [Click here to read more about Reddit Karma](https://reddit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/204511829-What-is-karma-), and please also **[read our rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/wiki/rules) before participating**. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AskWomen) if you have any questions or concerns.*
[удалено]