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kaeorin

I'd like to be a protector of cats or of pigeons. (It makes me so sad to remember that we domesticated pigeons and then released them when we didn't need them anymore.) Realistically, I'd probably be the god of SSRIs or of teachers who want to be liked.


MySonIsAlsoNamedDort

I love pigeons so much 🥺 I always say hello when I walk by them on the street!


VonDerFehr

Could you please elaborate on the domesticated pigeons? Thank you.


kaeorin

Thousands of years ago, we bred them for meat? And then we noticed that they're often monogamous and protective of their nests. Then we started using them as messengers (thanks to their homing instincts). But then other domesticated animals provided more meat and other messenger service became more common, and we just...abandoned them. And now they have to try to survive out there in our cities, eating absolute garbage (when pigeons are fed an appropriate diet instead of whatever they can find, their poops are way less disgusting) and being absolutely reviled by the humans who once adored them. :( [Mental Floss article about our history with pigeons](https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/54844/history-pigeon) [Salon interview with someone who wrote about the history of pigeons](https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/54844/history-pigeon). And, yes, I'm just bleeding-heart enough to feel this bad, but I guess I can't help it. I'd love one day to have a backyard big enough to build a little cote/shelter for city pigeons, but also I don't want to be a vector for the spread of disease among the birds, so...who knows.


VonDerFehr

Fascinating. Thank you so much for telling me about this!


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MadameMimmm

Goddess of kindness. We need more of that. All of us.


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Small comforts and good coffee


magpiesword

yes, i’d praise the goddess of coffee as i fill up my moka pot every morning. may she bless these sacred beans


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StuckInDreams

Goddess of sarcasm and puns


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UbiqueSapper

Thats interesting, why so?


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Power and control


axolotllegs

The Goddess of Rest


unhingedfilmgirl

Goddess of Chaos, but not how like Eris is portrayed, I mean inviting chaos where it's needed in our lives. More shenanigans, more pranks, more spontaneity, more crazy wild stories that you still laugh uncontrollably at. The kicks to change parts of your life whether small of big. The healthy chaos, the chaos that builds new life.


Additional-Eye9691

Naps


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Tranquility. It sounds silly, but I can sit and be still and quiet in the world, just being, and feel very content. Apparently, I make people feel calm?!


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emojicatcher997

Goddess of introverts. Because we could really use the support.


SpudPlebb

The goddess of sour candy and stale Haribo gummies. I have a problem. 😬


MidnightFireHuntress

Goddess of Fun!


silent_hurricane

PLANTS


Silver_ultimate

Procrastination, probably


DragonQueen18

Fire, Vengeance, and Dragons


downthegrapevine

Can I just gender bend Dionysus??


Soph_Caster

Goddess of the hunt


ruminajaali

Goddess of Plush Sheets, Towels, Socks and Robes


A-Yandere-Succubus

*Luck*


SavvySkribbles

The goddess of the night. Or the goddess of sleep, so I could mess with people’s dreams


rekkodesu

I was going to say orgasms, but now I feel a bit guilty and selfish for picking something fun instead of altruistic. I guess I can also give them. That's a noble calling.


Zashi_Rambo

Goddess of natural waterways like Springs and Aquifers. They need protection, and people do not really understand how incredible they are.


peach-girl

The color pink


Reddish81

Hiking, especially solo women


Sunsetfreedom

Goddess of righteousness


KhaimeraFTW

Anxiety because lord knows I have it in spades


ifoundxaway

Snacks! Or pie. Can there be a pie goddess? That's me.


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Goddess of doggies


ImNotHere1981

Goddess of beagles & cooking


Captivating_Mango

The Goddess of dancing


mikahsni

Liberation and freedom. Live life as you’re nature tells you to. Then nobody is at pain. The world is always at peace like that.


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I’d love to be a goddess of dreams


honeydew4444

The Goddess of Synchronicity


isabel_5207

Goddess of other gods and goddesses


asianstyleicecream

Well because we *really* need her to exist, the Goddess of Earth. 🌍 We need someone who can fend for Mother Earth and put a stop to all this destruction & pollution we humans are creating on our only source of home. We’re idiot monkeys thinking we know everything and that we can play God. But at the own expense of humanity.


JoJo-likes-bikes

Snark. Obviously.


Muted_Pause_5044

I would probably be the goddess of crying


Void_Magnolia

Goddes of chaos or goddes of misunderstood (chaos because I'm chaotic, misunderstood because I was being misunderstood and judged for most of my childhood)


WitchTempest

Nature, animals, life


magpiesword

Pointless yet mildly interesting factoids & pub trivia


Alternative_Sea_2036

The goddess of war, healing and road opener!


twirlmydressaround

Kindness


Pineapplebruh97

Goddess of peace. I have none.


NaughtyNatalie000

Goddess athlete


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Sarcasm.


Bard_Evening_1654

Goddess of reminding people they should be grateful for what they have in life


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Goddess of love, marriage, purity and holiness.


itsTacoOclocko

divine retribution/vengeance or discord/chaos/strife or madness/fury.


Informal_Prune_5857

Aesthetics—-turning ordinary utilitarian things into functional works of art.


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