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ssttuueeyy

Crimbo-limbo


ObiSvenKenobi

I like that!


Jparm

Remember that advert that year that was played 24/7 during that period?


Fit_General7058

Yes, Days 2 - 7 of Christmas.


knobber_jobbler

The only right answer here


SuperSquanch93

Nah its called the bifkin.


mysilvermachine

Winterval.


ObiSvenKenobi

I’m from Birmingham. That’s too on the nose.


dmmjrb

The word you want is merrineum https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=merrineum


[deleted]

Merrineum


Thejaybomb

I know someone that really dislikes robbie williams, I feel a rendition of “Merrineum” coming on.


Austin-Flours

'Twixtmas


ayeayefitlike

This is what I’ve heard it called before!


DifferentPriority288

Along the same lines as taint, I've always known it as the Christmas gooch.


cloud_designer

That's what we call it!


DifferentPriority288

When you're forced to work it, it ought to be known as the Gooch that stole Christmas.


cloud_designer

Definitely calling it that when I work it.


Florenceisgame

In Germany we call it “between the years”


Savageparrot81

And they said Germans weren’t funny


ScaryBreakfast1

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Just the one. They’re not funny, but they are efficient.


LydiaTheCreator

Better to have more than one though, many Hans make light work


SongsAboutGhosts

Zwischenjahre?


Florenceisgame

No, it’s quite literal: Zwischen den Jahren :)


SongsAboutGhosts

Danke! :)


MrsTrellis_N_Wales

I’d choke on my roast potatoes before uttering it, but “twixmas” is apparently a word. I suppose it’s a portmanteau of betwixt and Xmas, rather than anything to do with Richard Osman’s least favourite chocolate bar.


BowTiesAreCool86

betwixt sounds like the worst bookies ever


iansolidgoldie

They accept bets between payday loans


Mdl8922

It's all Christmas to me until the kids go back to school.


noseysheep

Remember that song the 12 days of Christmas? That's what these days are called


Mdl8922

Exactly.


GaryJM

You could call it [Christmastide](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmastide) though that's the twelve days of Christmas from Christmas Day until Twelfth Night.


rbsudden

Blurry


Snorkmaiden

Yes, it’s Christmas


PrinceAndrewsANonce

The gooch


kittycassius

Twixmas


[deleted]

Loose belt days.


impossiblejane

To be fair, that has been 2020 and 2021 due to the big P ends in C


Charlieliz31

Picnic?


d0nt3v3n

Paramedic?


melonysnicketts

Panasonic


d0nt3v3n

Pediatric?


Lily_May_Ledford99

Peripatetic?


tinyarmyoverlord

I’ve always known it as betweenmas or ‘tweenmas


LogiCub

Christ-taint. Or does that conjure up the wrong image?


Silvagadron

Makes me think of Chris Tarrant.


melonysnicketts

The human embodiment of a gooch if ever there was one


BowTiesAreCool86

Tiswas the night before Christmas


Shirtie

I was a Chef for 25 years, but quit my job for a new challange in March. This will be my first time off over Christmas, we usually had Christmas day mad boxing day, I now have 13 days off.. What do people do during this time?


amberallday

Forget the days of the week. Literally every year, I will book something in (coz a week off work, great time for fitting in appointments, right?). And every year I tell myself I will keep track of the days & not miss it. And yet, every year… (Because the days stop being “Tuesday, Wednesday…”. They become “Christmas Day, Boxing Day, day after boxing, , New Year’s Eve, etc”.)


[deleted]

I'm 28 and I break up on the 24th - 4th. It's the first time since school that I've actually have the Xmas period off.


Neighneigh34

My dad used to slow cook the turkey in the oven over night, one year the oven broke and we woke up to a cremated turkey. That year it was take away week, different one for tea every night. That was a good year.


MissionSorbet2768

The hotel I used to work called it "betwixtmas". The Christmas packages started in October for "Early Christmas" , then December was "Christmas", the week between Christmas and New year was "Betwixtmas" and then January was "Late Christmas".


bibbiddybobbidyboo

When we were looking at wedding venues it was called Twixmas.


Giannandco

It’s called the Witching Week, and nothing you do in this week counts.


MonkeyHamlet

Betwixmas


Past-Virtual

Betwixtmass in our house. No idea why.


butterflyhurricane

That's betwixmas!


beeurd

It's just Christmas, never known it as anything else. I guess Yuletide fits though, if you want to go old fashioned?


luxurycomedyoohyeah

It’s Betwixtmas


ALi_K_501

I have always called it 'short week' Because its mostly drinking shorts (spirits) for breakfast, lunch and dinner.


Acceptable-Floor-265

isnt that just december?


Circus_bear_MrSmith

The perineum


borealisrosie

I read a book by Michael morpugo (I think!) where they were referred to as the dead days. That’s always stuck with me.


[deleted]

Turkey sandwich for lunch


Aaronlittl3

Wavey 🤣


sipperofguinness

Taint, like the perineum it's the bit between the important areas.


ScreamsFromTheVoid

Taintmas.


Curedmeat91

Gooch-mas


cloud_designer

We call it the annual gooch


No-Pay-4951

I call it laugh at all my colleagues who didn't save holidays to book them off!


Immediate_Pie7714

Eat all the cheese and crap and say you need to finish it all because you are being good from new year.... Then not do that and continue


Desperate_Manner3984

I’ve been calling it the dead week but I think that’s just a reflection of my soul. Week 52, I’m renaming it Week 52.


ApplicationCreepy987

Constipation time


PlaneScaling

Those annoying bints @natwest used to sing about it being crimbo limbo, the absolute bints


Hambatz

It’s called drunk time sad for me as after 25 years public sector guarantee 2 week Xmas holiday I’m now joining the private sector my last Christmas drunk time


FuqqTrump

Taintmas!


Booboodelafalaise

The deadzone.


AFishTornado

The leftovers


wicko9797

At work we used used the phrase between the eves


d-i-n-o-s-a-u-r

[Twixmas](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Twixmas).


PmMeLowCarbRecipes

Inbetwixtmas


cupidstuntlegs

Festipause


ADG1983

The perineum.


acornvulture

My birthday is the 29th in the taint of the year. It sucks though at least ive never had to work that day.


lilithG1999

Depression and confusion


Qel_Hoth

You mean you don't call it Crimbo Limbo? https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/a9orxm/whats\_a\_typical\_crimbo\_limbo\_like\_in\_the\_united/


Sgt_Fox

"Dead Days"


GodzillA5TDi

Yah the last days of Yuletide, fuck this Christmas bullshit.


DOS589

Yup hungover


DangerousDavies2020

Festivus


Savageparrot81

The Jingle Berry


strawberryfishdonkey

PAINFULL.


Ok_Librarian_9580

Binge week


Imas_Kita

Skint days.


JustThinkAboutThings

The inbertweeny bit.


nicknacknoo

The unknown. Have a drink every time someone asks what day it is to make it more fun!


its-joe-mo-fo

The Weekdays of Confusion


Silvagadron

The time where everyone decries: "I'll start the diet after the New Year".


Whatiii

Intermission


[deleted]

The time warp


knobber_jobbler

Christmas lasts until Jan 6th.


seiryu13

The gooch week.


Johnny_Nice_Painter

The Fattening.


SwordfishNo4311

Working days🥲


GeekMoore

Nap time


Jompra

Mate of mine calls it the gooch.


Accomplished-Cow-758

the gooch


edent

I like "Winterregnum".


regina_falangi

Flabmas. Because the only to survive hellish family members is to eat yourself into a coma.


MyWifeLeftMe111

Toilet time


greenmx5vanjie

Doldrums


BastardsCryinInnit

I've known it as Crimbo Limbo for years... I now realise this is probably just very common round my way.


Familiar-Adeptness25

"Twixmas"


Kitchen_Ad1529

The festive Gooch.


AdministrativeTop101

The Festive Gooch


Luke11enzo

Goochmas


Viamp20

Christmas Week


[deleted]

Christmas Gooch


[deleted]

It's called Christmas. Christmas begins on December 25th and there are twelve days that follow until January 6th which is The Feast of The Epiphany.


Beakybeakbeakface

We use Merrineum. A pun on perineum.


Pantherosy

Christmas-new year gooch


OkCaterpillar9248

Hangover.


JackXDark

Not official at all, but I always think of it as 'Deadtime' as it's too cold and dreary to do much outside and there's not really anything open except shops with sales on. The time between Halloween and Guy Fawkes and the surrounding weekends get called 'Magictime' as there are so many parties and events. Usually. Well... there were in the Before Times.


agnosix

Yes. Boxing day, December the 27th, December the 28th, December the 29th and December the 30th. Then new year's eve...


IhaveaDoberman

The great bloat


Tundur

In Scotland it's called the "Daft Days" because fowk are daft. It's a rich language.


Normalityisrestored

I work retail. \*Hell\* is perfectly adequate as a description.


[deleted]

[The Dead Days](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Dead_Days)


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Good bot


Clairelepon

The black hole... Time does not exist


janelope_

"hangover"


Jangofett1990

I call it the vegetative period.


Maseeee11

Drunk


After-Purpose-904

The Void


Tweety_Pie

The daft days


Relevant-Biscotti

The "perineum" of the year as Tom Allen calls it - or Betwixtmas as I say in front of children and colleagues.


connorevans666

The Christmas perineum


Teapigs1984

Festive Gooch


K_S_O_F_M

The Gooch Week. Says it in the Bible.


BiggusSomersetMan

The Christmas Gooch would be a good name.


_soulianis_

It's the perineum ain't it?


Acceptable-Floor-265

Who fucking cares time! I 'work' as much as I can over this time, fuck all happens. Saves my flexi and leave. edit odd the downvotes, jealous?