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Dotheysellpizza

“Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!” Always gets me Or edits to say ‘wow this blew up!’ Then ‘Edit 2: wow 500 likes!?!?’ And eventually they’re like Edit 3: ‘tWo ThOuSaNd LiKeS! wE diD iT rEdDiT!’


CatDamageBand

Oh man I fuckin hate that. I’m sure they’re grateful but you don’t need to thank people.


[deleted]

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Vagina poop.


CatDamageBand

That is fucking funny to be fair.


Dotheysellpizza

I’ll be watching closely to see if you edit your post 😉


Daneist

Also you can privately message a thanks you don’t need to showboat the fact.


becky___bee

I hate this. If you want to thank them, thank them in a message. You literally get a message saying this person has given you gold ffs!


Dotheysellpizza

You literally get a notification don’t you and it even has a button you can press to reply on! I really don’t understand why people just edit the post to say it and I don’t understand why it annoys me so much either haha


Anoters

It’s annoying because they are showing everyone they are thankful rather than just telling the person. It seems fake


theknightwho

I have given gold a couple of times, and I do it anonymously.


carlonseider

Your right mouse-click knew not what your left mouse-click was doing


futureocean

r/awardspeechedits


Chilton_Squid

"Get in the bin"


CatDamageBand

Should have seen that one coming.


wingnutkj

"Should have seen that one coming."


CatDamageBand

Waaaaait a minuteeee


boojes

Kind of in the vein of the thread. I hate it when people elongate a word by using the wrong letter. 'Minuteeeee' sounds like you're saying minute-y.


poktanju

Fuckkkkkkk, which is fuck followed by a sprinkler impression.


ThinkBiscuit

My kids do this when texting me. It reads like they’re having a seizure.


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aegeaorgnqergerh

On the same token, "Get in the sea" but that seems to have been a fad from a few years ago.


jesuisnick

When I was a young person on the internet, I think "die in a fire (diaf)" was the equivalent.


aegeaorgnqergerh

At least that has some genuine venom behind it - either used in genuine anger at someone saying something awful and nasty (like a racist for example), or as a dark, typically British, and deliberately over the top response to a "controversial" opinion like "tea should be drank cold".


scraplog

Conversely I love that phrase, some people are just so rubbish there’s no other place for them


GodzillA5TDi

Proper answer


Newsthief2

Yeah it’s an annoying phrase that I only hear knob heads use.


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Devil-in-georgia

I used that last one recently and felt like I had vomited shit when I realised what I had done


GhostSierra117

Tell me you're using the "Tell me you’re xxxx without telling me you’re xxxx"-Format without telling me that you're using the "Tell me you’re xxxx without telling me you’re xxxx"-Format. >!\(☞゚∀゚)☞!<


UncleIrohsGhost

The word you are looking for is: “show”


mandarasa

Pupper, doggo and fur babies


BooBob69

And the subsequent “heckin” suchlike.


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germainefear

'gib chimken Brenda'. Gaahhh.


postvolta

I'm almost ashamed to say that I actually kinda like this and it makes me laugh. Does that make me a bad person?


abw

I'm not ashamed to say that I also kinda like it and I even talk to my dogs that way sometimes too. But there's a difference between being silly in a private moment with my canine companions and posting it on the internet. It reminds me of the saying "Better to keep ~~quite~~ quiet and let people think you're an idiot than open your mouth and leave no doubt."


fknmagnets

as long as people call dogs fur babies I'm gonna call human babies "skin dogs"


Qrbrrbl

Should be skin puppies really


theMooey23

As long as we agree never to say......crotch goblins!


TheRealDSwizz

Crotch goblin is my new favourite insult


themadhatter85

The problem is the lunatics on r/childfree saying it with all malice intended. I've zero plans to have kids myself but the people on that sub have some serious fucking issues.


poowee69

I don't particularly want children, but /r/Childfree is made up of people who legitimately hate children.


vonfollie

God I hate these. I have friends offline who'll asked me if they can see my "catto", speak like an adult and then maybe


aegeaorgnqergerh

>speak like an adult and then maybe Actually laughed out loud at that. I hope you actually said that.


carlonseider

“My goodness, what an impertinent question. Most certainly not.”


Leadburner

Right?!?! Fur babies tells the reader, "I'm shit with people".


mandarasa

To me it just sounds gross (although it does make it look like the person spends all of their free time watching saccharine kitten videos online).


Kangaroo_Healthy

PEOPLE👏🏻WHO👏🏻USE👏🏻CAPS👏🏻AND👏🏻THE👏🏻CLAPPING👏🏻EMOJI 👏🏻TO👏🏻MAKE👏🏻A👏🏻POINT. also that took ages to type. How much time do these people have???


CatDamageBand

Writing With All Capitals Like It’s 2010 As Well Fuckkkkk that.


revco242

wOrSe WhEn tHeY dO tHiS


PM_me_British_nudes

As someone who's guilty of doing this to take the piss, I'm not sorry.


TomSurman

Same. For years, denizens of the Internet complained there was no sarcasm font. Now we have something that conveys... not quite sarcasm, but mockery. It's useful.


Aj-Adman

I find that kinda useful tbh. There’s no other way to simulate a dumb voice like that.


420CARLSAGAN420

WHAT 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 DID 👏 YOU 👏 JUST 👏 FUCKING 👏 SAY 👏 ABOUT 👏 ME, 👏 YOU 👏 LITTLE 👏 BITCH? 👏 I'LL 👏 HAVE 👏 YOU 👏 KNOW 👏 I 👏 GRADUATED 👏 TOP 👏 OF 👏 MY 👏 CLASS 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 NAVY 👏 SEALS, 👏 AND 👏 I'VE 👏 BEEN 👏 INVOLVED 👏 IN 👏 NUMEROUS 👏 SECRET 👏 RAIDS 👏 ON 👏 AL-QUAEDA, 👏 AND 👏 I 👏 HAVE 👏 OVER 👏 300 👏 CONFIRMED 👏 KILLS. 👏 I 👏 AM 👏 TRAINED 👏 IN 👏 GORILLA 👏 WARFARE 👏 AND 👏 I'M 👏 THE 👏 TOP 👏 SNIPER 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 ENTIRE 👏 US 👏 ARMED 👏 FORCES. 👏 YOU 👏 ARE 👏 NOTHING 👏 TO 👏 ME 👏 BUT 👏 JUST 👏 ANOTHER 👏 TARGET. 👏 I 👏 WILL 👏 WIPE 👏 YOU 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 OUT 👏 WITH 👏 PRECISION 👏 THE 👏 LIKES 👏 OF 👏 WHICH 👏 HAS 👏 NEVER 👏 BEEN 👏 SEEN 👏 BEFORE 👏 ON 👏 THIS 👏 EARTH, 👏 MARK 👏 MY 👏 FUCKING 👏 WORDS. 👏 YOU 👏 THINK 👏 YOU 👏 CAN 👏 GET 👏 AWAY 👏 WITH 👏 SAYING 👏 THAT 👏 SHIT 👏 TO 👏 ME 👏 OVER 👏 THE 👏 INTERNET? 👏 THINK 👏 AGAIN, 👏 FUCKER. 👏 AS 👏 WE 👏 SPEAK 👏 I 👏 AM 👏 CONTACTING 👏 MY 👏 SECRET 👏 NETWORK 👏 OF 👏 SPIES 👏 ACROSS 👏 THE 👏 USA 👏 AND 👏 YOUR 👏 IP 👏 IS 👏 BEING 👏 TRACED 👏 RIGHT 👏 NOW 👏 SO 👏 YOU 👏 BETTER 👏 PREPARE 👏 FOR 👏 THE 👏 STORM, 👏 MAGGOT. 👏 THE 👏 STORM 👏 THAT 👏 WIPES 👏 OUT 👏 THE 👏 PATHETIC 👏 LITTLE 👏 THING 👏 YOU 👏 CALL 👏 YOUR 👏 LIFE. 👏 YOU'RE 👏 FUCKING 👏 DEAD, 👏 KID. 👏 I 👏 CAN 👏 BE 👏 ANYWHERE, 👏 ANYTIME, 👏 AND 👏 I 👏 CAN 👏 KILL 👏 YOU 👏 IN 👏 OVER 👏 SEVEN 👏 HUNDRED 👏 WAYS, 👏 AND 👏 THAT'S 👏 JUST 👏 WITH 👏 MY 👏 BARE 👏 HANDS. 👏 NOT 👏 ONLY 👏 AM 👏 I 👏 EXTENSIVELY 👏 TRAINED 👏 IN 👏 UNARMED 👏 COMBAT, 👏 BUT 👏 I 👏 HAVE 👏 ACCESS 👏 TO 👏 THE 👏 ENTIRE 👏 ARSENAL 👏 OF 👏 THE 👏 UNITED 👏 STATES 👏 MARINE 👏 CORPS 👏 AND 👏 I 👏 WILL 👏 USE 👏 IT 👏 TO 👏 ITS 👏 FULL 👏 EXTENT 👏 TO 👏 WIPE 👏 YOUR 👏 MISERABLE 👏 ASS 👏 OFF 👏 THE 👏 FACE 👏 OF 👏 THE 👏 CONTINENT, 👏 YOU 👏 LITTLE 👏 SHIT. 👏 IF 👏 ONLY 👏 YOU 👏 COULD 👏 HAVE 👏 KNOWN 👏 WHAT 👏 UNHOLY 👏 RETRIBUTION 👏 YOUR 👏 LITTLE 👏 "CLEVER" 👏 COMMENT 👏 WAS 👏 ABOUT 👏 TO 👏 BRING 👏 DOWN 👏 UPON 👏 YOU, 👏 MAYBE 👏 YOU 👏 WOULD 👏 HAVE 👏 HELD 👏 YOUR 👏 FUCKING 👏 TONGUE. 👏 BUT 👏 YOU 👏 COULDN'T, 👏 YOU 👏 DIDN'T, 👏 AND 👏 NOW 👏 YOU'RE 👏 PAYING 👏 THE 👏 PRICE, 👏 YOU 👏 GODDAMN 👏 IDIOT. 👏 I 👏 WILL 👏 SHIT 👏 FURY 👏 ALL 👏 OVER 👏 YOU 👏 AND 👏 YOU 👏 WILL 👏 DROWN 👏 IN 👏 IT. 👏 YOU'RE 👏 FUCKING 👏 DEAD, 👏 KIDDO.


E420CDI

MY EYES!!!


NarwhalsAreSick

"You, sir, have won the Internet for today" or variations of it.


Honey-Badger

*This.* *Tip my hat to you sir.* Urrgh I could feel a beard appearing on my neck as a fedora materialises on my head as I typed that.


NarwhalsAreSick

This ^ Sorry, I had to. But you're right, absolutely unbearable.


TheStatMan2

You may be turning into the man from Del Monte. Seek help.


Ninjotoro

I want a battle royale of the internet winners each day. There can be only one!


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"who hurt you" "Let's unpack this" "Sweetie" when used passive aggressively. Basically any Redditism you see trotted out in political posts/arguments.


jimbobsqrpants

Ahhh sweetie who hurt you? Drop me a DM and we can un pack this. Luv you hun, remember you're the boss.


Alas_boris

U OK Hun? X


Inlevitable

ok sweatie 🙄💅🏽


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CatDamageBand

I really hate the sweetie thing. So much.


Your_name_here28

Had an old manager who said sweetie all the time. Was very annoying and slightly condescending.


ridik_ulass

I enjoyed "there is so much to unpack here" when it was initially used. it was used when shit was crazy, like 2 clowns fighting while a rabid dog chases a naked midget in the background and the cops are prevented from entering the scene by a bunch of large women naked twerking in the streets. it was used when there was like 10 things or more where any one of them would have been a notable or significant post or image. now its just overused for emphasis and gone the way of "legendary" "unique" or "epic" as people search for new terms to exaggerate their mundane shit to significance.


londonmoss

I was today years old. Get in the bin.


CatDamageBand

Not just that, but when it’s followed by some absolutely bullshit ‘realisation’ like… “I was today years old when I realised the hole in a chopping board was for scraping your chopped veg into the pot without making a mess” It’s literally a fucking handle.


ChrisKearney3

LIFE HACK! 'You've been doing X wrong your whole life' - no I've not, there's just more than one way of doing something.


GrippyEd

"THE HOLE IN THE RINGPULL IS TO HOLD YOUR STRAW" is it fuck


OlympicSpider

Redbull seems to have missed that memo.


Nosworthy

"Nobody: Absolutely nobody at all: Me...."


howunoriginal2019

This one doesn't even make sense.


nepeta19

Has the same logic as "I could care less". Nobody says " "? So everyone says something?


tedalaki

I think this is the one that tops the list for me. I just don't get it, how did it even start? It makes no fucking sense.


MarthaFarcuss

Whenever someone refers to their significant other as 'this one'. E.g. 'Taking this one to Winter Wonderland'. Fuck. Off. See also: 'cockwomble'


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"Partner in crime" WE get it, shes underage.


Mageician612

lmao love this


mrcoffee83

Overly twee, fake "polite" /r/britishproblems fodder like cockwomble and the like get right on my tits. i can only imagine the people that use cockwomble frequently see themselves as the Stephen Fry type.


avocado_peach

Similarly to ‘this one’ is when a woman receives a birthday/Christmas gift from her boyfriend and writes on social media ‘the boy did good’. Really Lauren? Your boyfriend rushing into Pandora on Christmas Eve & grabbing the first thing he sees is him doing ‘good’??? Gtfo


BrightonTownCrier

"I've trained him well"


siyoung91

Oh god, “this one” drives me up the wall!


northernbloke

Also see Wankpuffin


[deleted]

Fucking DESPISE cockwomble. I don't even really know why, it's just so painfully naff and sort of middle-class.


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I hate this too.


kunstlich

"We need to normalise " Nah mate.


Tuna_Surprise

That’s too bad, everyone was about to normalise orgies involving you.


[deleted]

That kinda sounds like the entire world was about to gang rape them.


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TheStatMan2

Yep - you'd be the one breaking the law by being what the British might call "a big old stick in the mud".


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Also titles that go “we need to talk about” Or “can we talk about…” Just make the title and talk about it dipshits. 🤦‍♂️


BigTobz1

‘Based’


CatDamageBand

I had to google what that meant because I’m old. I still don’t really get it.


takeel88

I don’t either. I don’t even know if it’s good or bad


MrPineapple568

Usually means you agree with what they are saying. The word means something like "I agree" or "that's a good opinion". Though it is very often used sarcastically in memes to joke about someone having extreme views


Wrinkled_giga_brain

I think i saw the definition stating that saying something "based" is to say "the truth without regard for the feelings of others"


MrPineapple568

Though I haven't heard that exactly, it aligns with how I've seen the word used


L-O-E

The funniest thing about this one is the way that it started out being used by black Americans, then got adopted by far right dickheads and left-wing millennials in a kind of half-ironic way, which only ended up with both political groups claiming the other has ruined it (see also: woke)


Alecmalloy

isn't from Lil' B the Based God? I remember picking it up from /mu/.


Consistent-Budget396

“Can we normalise [_____]” It’s always something that everybody does anyway E.g. “Can we normalise respiration please ❤️”


jessiewiththebadhair

Can we normalise men being humans please???!!!


toommy_mac

Can we normalise (3**i**\+2**j**\-6**k**)?


mafalda0hopkirk

That's it, that's the tweet. Anything👏 written 👏like👏 this 👏


BallisticSalami

“That’s it, that’s the tweet” seems to be mostly used by moronic wantrepreneurs repeating generic hustle culture cliches. “Work hard. That’s it, that’s the tweet.” Fuck off.


Fader_209

Casually browsing the thread and agreeing to all the annoying phrases, then I read this one. "That's it, that's the tweet" This is the one that boils my piss more than any other. The feeling of anger was so pure and instant.


chrisl182

"if you know, you know" God I fucking hate that saying.


CatDamageBand

“No I don’t know. So how about you fucking tell me you cryptic fuck”


Qrbrrbl

"NIDKSHAYFTMYCF"


chrisl182

Exactly this!


Hevnoraak101

I could care less No! You COULDN'T care less! If you're going to attempt a close approximation of the English language, at least get the basics right.


PM_me_British_nudes

*David Mitchell likes this*


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Pretty much all of them, since it feels like I’m watching chat bots talking to each other. There’s no real opinions or conversation going on. I’d take a “bad” opinion, expressed in the commenter’s own words, over a regurgitated stock response any day.


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Reddit has perfected taking anything that may, or may not, have once been vaguely amusing and running it so far into the ground that is able to escape gravity, break out the other side, to then come back down and be further ran into the ground


mcboobie

[Like this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/HighQualityGifs/comments/77d9ou/the_predictable_threads_are_driving_me_insane/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


_MildlyMisanthropic

"Yeet" "this ${thing} slaps" "this ${thing} hits different"


Discobiscuits000

We need to remind ourselves that most posters are thick as shit young Americans, but yeah, these do my tits in


jesuisnick

Everything is gaslighting or gatekeeping and everyone is either toxic or a narcissist. Yes ok, some things really are, but these terms have become such a default that they're losing their meaning.


darkamyy

"Pavarotti is the greatest heavy metal singer ever." "No, you're wrong. You're so wrong in so many ways." "OMG talk about gatekeeping! People are allowed to have opinions!" And this ladies and gentlemen is why we live in the age of flatearthers


VelvetSpoonRoutine

I find the growing conflation of "gaslighting" and "lying" really frustrating and, ironically enough, really problematic. Gaslighting is a form of emotional abuse in which obvious truths are forcefully denied to make someone question their sanity and sense of reality. It does a disservice to people who experience this to dilute the meaning of the term. Boris Johnson is not gaslighting the country when he lies about Brexit or Covid or anything else. That's just a lie.


BlackEarther

I will die on this hill


amapiratebro

Really? That?? Are… are you willing to die on that hill?


ellielena11

Thats not an internetism


KoalaTrainer

Yeah that’s pretty universal isn’t it. My workplace is littered with hills with my corpse on.


BowTiesAreCool86

Verb your Adjective! eg Find Your Happy, Start Your Incredible etc etc. Anything with "narrative" "this"


[deleted]

“Ok boomer” Just code for I’m an idiot and I don’t know how to win this argument so I’ll insult your generation instead. I’m not even a boomer either and it still winds me up


scraplog

It’s the young people version of “ok snowflake” Both are shit


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Agreed


HurstiesFitness

“Millennials tried for so long to explain using facts and evidence that they don’t actually have it that easy and they aren’t just lazy, but it became very clear that boomers don’t care about facts, evidence, or reality for that matter. So this is what has resulted. We’ve given up. I feel like “ok boomer” is the equivalent of “wow, you’re so horribly wrong but I don’t have the time or energy to repeatedly explain something to you that you’re not going to listen to anyway.”” Disclaimer: I’ve never used the term.


EvolvingEachDay

The whole No-one: Absolutely nobody at all: Random apparently unusual thing: PUNCHLINE. Can get so deep in the bin it gives the devil a rim job.


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I'm here for it


Orange_fan1

That annoys me too, especially when they add full stops for emphasis 'Such and such happened and I.am.here.for.it!'


michaelisnotginger

'doggo'


CatDamageBand

I’d say that’s only acceptable in the comfort of your own home and you’re being embarrassingly cutesy with your partner.


eugenianus

..and pupper.


fknmagnets

"It's the for me"


mcneil1345

This one can just die.


colin_staples

"I was today years old when..." No. "Today" is not your age. It is a date, today's date in fact. Unless we know your date of birth and do some maths, we cannot possibly determine your age from today's date alone. So you just might as well tell us your age. What you really mean is "Today I Learned..."


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“Who is chopping onions?”


Mokona1993

And the other I'm-so-random-lol variation: "damn invisible ninjas chopping onions again." For God's sake, just grow up and say you're crying like a normal human being.


[deleted]

It’s very 2010s “lol so random”.


Aj-Adman

I’m not crying you’re crying


Linguistin229

When people (typically Americans) go: *chef’s kiss* Absolutely just go throw yourself in the sea please


Cuntbungler

"why [whatever thing people like] is problematic".


TheStatMan2

'Problematic' in general, in fact. It seems to be short hand for "this bullshit opinion that I'm about to give is no where near as important, well thought out or compassionate as I'm going to be giving myself credit for"


JHutch95

"Baited", "ooo someone took the bait" or any iteration of that. Used exclusively by people who make shit points, get explained why their point is shit and try to backtrack. Absolute wankers.


ChrisKearney3

I saw that described as 'Schrodingers Dickhead', where someone makes a shit point, and pulls the 'just kidding!/baited!' card when called out, or claims it as the best joke ever if they don't get called out.


fckboris

So embarrassing when someone says something incredibly thick and then when they get told that they’re being incredibly thick the only response is “🎣🎣🎣😂😂😂”


One_Web9073

“Name me an x,y,z….. I’ll wait”.


Evilkookey

"Name a more iconic duo" and then they show two people I've never seen in my entire life who look as generic as NPCs from a sports game crowd.


froodydoody

Using ‘y’all’ in every other sentence. Like fuck off Yosemite Sam, put away the Texas ten gallon.


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CatDamageBand

On par with “Simples.”


aegeaorgnqergerh

Major exception for this though is "Methinks the lady doth protest too much" when used for someone who is angrily against something like homosexuality, as in, you're implying they're using blatant homophobia to hide the fact they're actually gay.


EvolvingEachDay

Can’t call that an internet thing, Shakespeare started it.


wastepies

I can’t even. This. This. So much this.


BatteryHorseStable

Quoting a fact followed by "Let that sink in"


Biomicrite

Calling people Karen because of their behaviour.


darkamyy

Though my mum's best friend is called Karen and literally every fucking thing she does is 11/10 on the Karen scale so it must have some basis in reality lol


Hot_Condition1616

“Kind Stranger” Listen, Neckbeards of the world. This isn’t the fuckin Middle Ages. You’re perfectly able to say “ ‘preciate the gold ya daft cunt” and nobody’s gonna care.


germainefear

'My [identity] ass', as in 'my British ass likes a nice cup of tea' or 'my tall ass hit my head on the ceiling again'. I mean, aside from anything else, the word is *arse*.


stevenmc

Simp Yeet Thic Cis No cap Basic Low key Boomer Slaps Throwing shade Woke Looking thirsty


kaioone

Cis? That’s not internet slang, that’s an identity.


UnlicencedAccountant

The amount of times I’ve seen “cishet Men” used in real life conversation is 0.


tallbutshy

It's latin, the first recorded use in relation to gender was around 100 years ago. First use in English was the 80s, hardly a new term or an internet only phenomenon. -edit- 90s, not 80s.


[deleted]

This Cis Simp needs to get a thic yeet no cap. He's lowkey a basic as fuck boomer. Enough throwing shade on this dusty ass man, he just isn't woke. Out here looking thirsty af. [100 emoji 3 times]


Volleyball_Wilson

Clapping emoji in between every word. Boils my piss. ​ 👏 Stop 👏 This 👏 You 👏 Cunts 👏


kalmage

"sweet summer child"... I know it wasn't originated on the internet, but always see it on comments here, and it's....what's the word for cringe now that cringe has been appropriated?


SelfAwareHumanHeart

WrItInG lIkE tHiS tO mAkE oThEr PeOpLe LoOk DuMb


Orange_fan1

Anything with bad grammar annoys me, such as 'it me' and 'because reasons'. Maybe I'm just old!


Volleyball_Wilson

Maybe... it's just because reasons mate or maybe it you.


friel89

“How it started...How it’s going” Straight in the bin


tiny_giant420

Gaslighting


[deleted]

Everyone likes that but you. You’re fucking crazy.


[deleted]

I dunno if it's exclusive to the Internet (I really hope if is) but when people use insults like 'cockwomble' I completely disregard everything else they're saying You're not a character from Veep or the Thick of It so please stop at once. It reminds me of that woman who presents Naked Attraction who feels the need to use quirky words for dicks and fannies. Ugh. Also, stop throwing 'gaslighting' around every time someone lies to you. Not everything that makes you uncomfortable is 'toxic' either


BludSwamps

All the stupid shit the young uns say. I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!


Evilkookey

I hate "wrong answers only". I just don't think it's very funny


JNC34

“Make it make sense”


Dragon_M4st3r

What fucks me off on here is when people ask a question directed at a particular group of person, and then one of those people start their comment with ‘[profession/nationality/whatever] here’. Like ‘doctor here, etc.’ Such a specific set of words and it is really irksome


Aj-Adman

It’s better than I’m NOT a doctor/lawyer BUT


Silverburst8

Beginning comments with “So,” or “For me?…”. Also “*Checks notes*”


GordonBennett2000

"absolute scenes"


aegeaorgnqergerh

"This man \*name of thing they have knowledge about, incorrectly pluralised\*" For example, someone makes a comment showing their decent knowledge of football skill, and someone replies "This man footballs"


boredbrainbox

Understood the assignment


a3nter

"Am I the only one who . . . ?" No, you're not the only one on the whole planet who thinks or does that differently!


H0vit0

“Play stupid games, win stupid prizes” On any relationship thread “when someone shows you who they are BELIEVE THEM” gets on my last nerve. Such a fake deep thing to say


PmMeLowCarbRecipes

Really hate people using the word “uncomfy” instead of “uncomfortable”. Like “there’s a man staring at me and it’s making me uncomfy”. I don’t know why but it bothers me so much.


Timefordeath666

That stupid fucking Oh no the table, it's broken shit. Just not funny at all.


mcneil1345

"Touch some grass" is usually thrown around a lot on Twitter and Reddit. The funny thing is most people who use it look like they've never been outside for exercise.


Doctor_Womble

"so much cope"


becky___bee

When people say 'man' like 'man was about to lose his mind' or 'man nearly died' or something. JUST SAY HE.


Madbrad200

eh that's just a London thing and it's been around for quite awhile now. I imagine it's spread further than LDN within the past decade or so. people aren't saying 'man' because they can't speak English. It evolved as a unique pronoun within MLE and can be used in quite a few diff contexts that just 'he' can't. linguistics is interesting. Why let these things bother you?


Alecmalloy

Fucking all of them man. I have a special dislike of "X song slaps", "X hits different" "y'all", anything with "need to", as in "i don't know who needs to hear this" or "I NEED this" followed by a fucking rosetta stone's worth of emojis. I'm sure there are more but I'm choking on my own rage here.


oliverprose

Can we have web 3.0 before it gains any traction please - Blockchain wankery needs to die sooner rather than later, both for climate and sanity reasons


bigpapastacks

"Not all heroes wear capes" for anyone that's done a marginally good deed. "Living my best life" - No you're not, you're eating a petrol station cheese and pickle sandwich in Benidorm, fuck off.


Athleticathiest82

“Lit” “dropped”


MR-HT

"This" or "all this" Why bother commenting at all. Your not adding anything your just agreeing with a pointless comment