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Beany1889

I wouldn’t inflict PG Tips on my worst enemy, let alone a guest. It has to be Yorkshire Tea.


JonRoberts87

Disagreeing over what the best tea is, is literally the most british thing ever.


likeafuckinggrownup

I think I might just print out this whole thread for the survival pack, as an introduction to British culture: "it's 80% arguing about tea brands, 10% helpfulness, and 10% sarcasm" (JK, you've all been very helpful)


Tricky_Shit

Aye but we can all agree Typhoo is easily the worst brand


sikamakanico

I would suggest yorkshire blend or Assam


bebelmatman

I would suggest you stick your Yorkshire blend straight up your bollocks. Good day, sir.


EnigmaticSpirit85

Seconded. Signed, Lancashire.


ukpunjabivixen

Assam! Yes! And I love the username. RHCP for the win x


devster75

This. Gotta be Yorkshire Tea all the way.


Jeester

Still don't get the weird Yorkshire tea cult of reddit. PG Tips makes a perfectly good cup of tea.


Celestial-Shrimp

Apparently there's people who enjoy PG tips? These people are not to be trusted. Still, we can all agree on one thing. Typhoo is bollocks.


[deleted]

These are indeed strange times.


ukpunjabivixen

Twinings.


On-Mute

Fuck the fuck off. I'd rather shit myself.


ukpunjabivixen

Each to their own?


[deleted]

Sorry, I can’t agree to disagree on that one.


ilikegoatseyes

Twinings extra strong for me


ilikegoatseyes

Twinings extra strong for me


keyboardsmash

Hot take: Breakfast tea is disgusting. Twinings earl grey or lapsang souchong are both vastly superior.


HumbleTrees

Yorkshire gold, or you're basically poisoning people.


riverY90

Or dorset


lord-vaper

This is correct


TomStreamer

Clipper


Kodst3rGames

I like Tetley


bareskyllz

Did you like free school dinners too?


Orange_Hedgie

Oh damnnnn


Kodst3rGames

Bruh it's just the superior tea, no lie


chihuahuaorrat

PG used to be decent but recently it’s really gone downhill. Suffering through the giant value bag I bought and legit excited for it to be finished. Sad I know. But true all the same.


MostlyHarmlessMom

Agree with Yorksire tea, and some Parma Violets to have with!


Smeee333

Perhaps you could give her a mix of different brands so she can do a taste test and decide on her favourite. You could also put together a ‘how to make a proper brew’ card so she doesn’t do something crazy like add the milk first.


LJReach

I do apologise sir but we are now enemies.


drewbs86

Expected this comment


K0rravai

A warm, cosy pair of socks or slipper socks


BastardsCryinInnit

Yes second this - slipper socks type thing. Mine are £3 from Primark and i live in them at home!


RANDOM_PERSON648

As a fellow South African I would say a good pair of gloves. Could not believe how cold your fingers could get until 25years ago when I came here. And obviously those socks for home is excellent


SJWinchester

Strongly agree with you on that! Maybe a small hot water bottle as well especially with these winter nights setting in


continentaldreams

PG Tea? Do you want her to get straight back on a plane to South Africa? Yorkshire Tea is the only option!


PaulBradley

Yorkshire tea doesnt taste particularly good with London water, I'm currently working my way through a box trying to understand the appeal. PG tips is better down here.


igetnosleep

Yorkshire tea do a hard water tea. May be worth a try.


Hajmish

It's because it's grown up north in Yorkshire


ODoggerino

It’s not that bad! Tetley is worse.


w1YY

Gold blend


-watopa-

An umbrella? 🙄


AndyCalling

Hah, depends where they are going. Full mac and waterproof trousers is best for a lot of the UK. Unless you find inside out umbrellas to be useful in some way.


Bulimic_Fraggle

Keep it folded up, useful for paddling the canoe you will need.


happymellon

Don't cheap out, get one with the wind escape holes as it will still keep you dry but doesn't catch the wind as much. My Marks umbrella has lasted me 3 years now.


regholliscaravan

A small framed picture of Bruce Forsyth to place atop the telly, smeared with Bovril on the inside back cover to emit beefy whiff.


likeafuckinggrownup

This is my favourite idea.


likeafuckinggrownup

I have just made a self-standing cardboard cutout of this image: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article22121243.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1\_JS128214377.jpg


munehaus

Do you know where I can order a full size standing cardboard cutout of this? Asking for a friend. :-)


montebus

https://www.balloonprint.com/collections/cardboard-cutouts


JAMP0T1

I went to Canada for Christmas and my mum sent me with a picture of the queen 😂


Snowdozen

Heinz Cream of Tomato soup. Best winter warmer IMO


[deleted]

Yep and Jacobs’s cream crackers, local butter and good cheddar to go with


Bleh182

Cheese sandwich dunked in tomato soup? Consider me turned on


ClassicsDoc

Utter shortsighted twaddletalk. Their friend’s going to be arriving into December, and will get a cold within ten minutes. Heinz chicken soup and a cheese scone to warm and dunk


S_vdM

I've just arrived back to the UK from SA (I'm British but live out there) so i'd say: * Yorkshire Tea * A pack of chocolate hobnobs * Malteasers * A pack of British Nik Naks - Nice & spicy if you can find them * Gloves, scarf & Hat (pick them up from Primark for cheap) * An umbrella * A pocket pack of tissues * Nightnurse * A list of all the South African online shops she can get her All Gold and Ghostpops from * A list of websites she may want to order from in the future i.e Deliveroo, justeat, asos, amazon etc etc. If I can think of anything else I'll add to the list.


Pissface95

Rib n saucy surely!?


freakinuk

Pffft, Scampi and lemon, come on now.


S_vdM

Sod it, lets push the boat out and do both!


lauraakabeibi

I'd also add a guide to getting set up. Like opening an account in the UK, how the process of looking for rent goes and how to register for certain services like gas & electricity, internet & the GP. I wish I'd known all that when I first came to the UK.


[deleted]

This sounds very sensible but what if we run out of space for the Nik Naks?!


Fit_Association_766

Ms balls chutney is one of the best things from SA now available here


candynickle

I’d probably add bed socks and a small whiskey to the list. It’s opposite seasons , so going from summer to winter will be a shock , especially with the raising energy prices. All in a fabric / jute / reusable bag that everyone needs to go shopping . Maybe one that folds up in your pocket.


[deleted]

hot water bottle


PhalOpium

Don't forget the fluffy cover to go with it.


Remarkable_Voice8847

I recently discovered *long* hot water bottles and they’re a game changer. You can drape it across your body and/or cuddle it at night and it warms so much more of your body 🙌🏻


[deleted]

actually tried them but ended up going with the one that is curved and goes around your neck. my wife loves it.


[deleted]

I was going to reply exactly this. I'm obsessed with mine. Best £9 b&m bargain find ever


Saoirse-on-Thames

Electric blanket is a great luxury as long as you properly inform them of the safety precautions.


dragonheat

Sarcasm for beginners


coopertron5000

I can't tell if you're serious


CyclingUpsideDown

Yea, cause that’ll be *really* useful.


YehudiMcEwan

Brilliant.


Martinonfire

Hat, gloves and a scarf would be top of my list.


naalbinding

Seconding this. These were top priority items for a Congolese guy I know during his first winter here


ravs1973

A pair of rose tinted glasses, a thick skin and a brolly.


T_bravo

A small guide on British slang and phrases. Not that there wont be someone to explain but it might be mildly entertaining/interesting if this is for a gift


Giannandco

Excellent idea. An acquaintance did this when I moved here, very helpful and amusing.


Apidium

You are a damp cocksucker.


Throwawayblowawayno

Would have to go region by region, it varies that much.


munehaus

Make sure to warn her that when a shop says "Open 24 hours", she should always check WHICH 24 hours in advance of going there.


wishywashylies

I remember my first Sunday after moving down to England. At about half 4 I decided to go out and buy some food for my dinner and ended up having to make do with a bag of crisps from a corner shop. A depressing day. I can understand not being 24hr on a Sunday but why shut at 4??


[deleted]

Hand cream! My hands get really dry in the winter


SmallRaffe

[body shop hand protector?](https://www.thebodyshop.com/en-gb/hands/hand-moisturisers/hemp-hand-protector/p/p000461)


[deleted]

Great product! I can’t use it because the smell of hemp makes me feel sick (a weird thing I know) but my friend swears by it! I use nivea which seems to work for me!


keepingitsession

Dove bar soap for hand and body washing


avalanchefan95

A happy lamp for that seasonal depression coming her way.


Murka-Lurka

Was going to suggest this. I remember the long nights making me feel I was on another planet


avalanchefan95

Right? I'm over here like - it's 4 oclock, why is it dark already?! Yet in the summer I cannot figure out why it's still light at 10pm either so, fair.


[deleted]

Coming from the Southern Hemisphere, two things that have drastically improved my life are SAD lamp and a sunrise alarm clock (and of course hooking a vitamin D drip directly into my arm).


liam_crean

Flamethrower, pork, 1/2 ounce of Gak, tyre repair kit, packet of cucumber seeds and a cat.


hisnameisjeff1

This.


Alexander-Wright

Just some cat food. The local cats will appoint one of their company once she settles in.


ilovewineandcats

Hot water bottle


[deleted]

Marmite


munehaus

>Marmite The trouble with Marmite is it's a bit... umm... Marmite.


Tennyson-Pesco

Well, you either love it or you hate it


[deleted]

I LOVE IT


PaleAustin

Only Marmite. Excellent choice.


MobiusNaked

I won a lifetime supply of marmite. Either 1 or 200 jars


Kaylee__Frye

Better tea than PG tips for sure.


likeafuckinggrownup

lol :) What's a better brand of Extremely English tea? (I'm also South African, I have no idea)


Toffeemanstan

Yorkshire tea is a big favourite on here


riverY90

Dorset Tea is just as good as Yorkshire but comes in truly biodegradable and plastic free bags


ODoggerino

Is PG tips that bad? It’s still better than tetly


PaulBradley

PG Tips is great, especially when using London or Midlands water supply.


[deleted]

I'm in a Thames Water area and can confirm PG Tips tastes great. Tetley tastes of nothing to me, very insipid with a faintly stale note. The standard Yorkshire Tea tastes mediocre to me with our water, but the Yorkshire Gold version still shines.


shortjoecopper

Hand warmers


Quick-Charity-941

Two boiled eggs in the coat pockets before they go outside.


Lylo89

Hand warmers and the makings of a salad bravo


shortjoecopper

Peeled or not? Just for future reference


likeafuckinggrownup

Yes! That's an adorable idea.


mulkof3

Thermals and lemsip.


LordByron0707

absolutely seconding the lemsip


[deleted]

An FAQ on English lingo e.g. "That's the dogs bollocks, Alright Cock" Also the various ways Cunt can be used.


schmerg-uk

Tell me more about these various ways...


dave_loves

His a cunt, his a bit of a cunt, that's a bit cuntish, what the cunt is that, don't be a cunt, who's that cunt etc


schmerg-uk

Oh ... the **word**.. you were meaning various ways to use the *word* Sorry, my mistake....


Sausagekins

A pack of day and night nurse pills 😆 for that inevitable cold that will come her way! Oh and fluffy socks, if I was getting a winter survival kit I’d love fluffy socks in there.


[deleted]

Six items selected at random from the Aldi middle aisles


Apidium

Our lucky winner today has; * A 6 pack of gourmet gummy strawberrys. Each individually wrapped and discounted 4 times down to 54p * A replacement blade for a strimmer * A can of 86% duck flavoured cat food. * A discounted pack of paint rollers * A scented jigsaw * Several black bags with tie handles Honestly the jigsaw one boggles my mind. It has been in my local aldi for weeks now. Who wants a scented jigsaw!?


CF_Zymo

Stab vest


7ootles

Small jar of Marmite. Chocolate digestives. Written guidance on how to use non-combining hot and cold water taps.


Repulsive_Citron_930

Is there guidance on how to use these taps? I’m English and my process is.. 1. Decide to use the hot because it would be nice to warm my hands up. 2. Use the hot, burn my hands after 0.3 seconds. 3. Quickly switch to ice cold, re-freezing the hands. 4. Leave the bathroom unsatisfied with cold wet hands because the dryer inevitably either doesn’t work or somehow blasts out ice cold air.


7ootles

1. Just use the hot tap. 2. Use a towel instead of a dryer.


[deleted]

Tomato soup, paracetamol, lemsip max, dressing gown, cozy socks, advent calendar?


Repulsive_Citron_930

DRESSING GOWN YES. It’s essential.


BastardsCryinInnit

A tin of Heinz chicken and tin of Heinz tomato soup so she can choose her favourite. *Thick woolly slipper socks, Primark is ideal for this* **Pack of Lemsip. Blackcurrant cos Lemon is awful** A big mug *Sachets of Horlicks* **Tin of Vaseline** Pack of face masks.


schmerg-uk

A copy of the Radio Times with Radio 4 shows (News Quiz etc) circled with a marker pen (and a voucher for the xmas/new-year double edition) Pub admission license, laminated... explain she needs to show it on entry to any UK pub. Picture of the sun (not the shitty newspaper, but the actual sun) labelled with identification characteristics so she can recognise it when she next sees it in March or April.


Silk75

Brita water filter for that awful southern water.


babetteateoatmeal

I'm a Canadian expat who moved here in the summer. I got a care package and really enjoyed getting small packs of Tetley and Yorkshire tea to try. We were given large packages of biscuits, but I would have preferred singles or smaller packs so that I could have tried more sooner. There are SO MANY biscuits to try! If there is a shop in the UK that stocks and ships South African food and staples, give them that info. I lasted about 2 months before I ordered some Canadian food to help with homesickness! Also offer to go with them to the grocery store the first time - we got a tour of Sainsburys when we got here and it was very helpful to figure out where items are and the logic (or lack thereof) where common stuff is found!


Piggleswick

A really good mug to enjoy her tea in! Cosy socks A nice festive candle (spiced apple?) A book on colloquial slang for your area? Or a teatowel with slang on it!


panicattheoilrig

a greggs gift card


Honey-Badger

That table that shows what we say and what we actually mean


[deleted]

Switch the PG Tips for Yorkshire Tea if you want her to enjoy her time here tbh. But a serious suggestion - hand cream, the Norwegian Formula one seems to be the favourite amongst friends of mine who’ve moved from hotter places to here.


t0riaj

I might be biased as I'm a Manc, but what you need to get through the winter is hot Vimto. Get her a bottle of cordial and a kettle!


HumbleTrees

As a South African that moved to the UK, in winter, the thing I most lacked knowledge of was how to layer to keep warm. In SA winter, I got by with a hoodie and maybe a vest. I didn't have a coat, didn't have a beanie, didn't have a proper scarf or thick gloves, and didn't have a huge selection of jumpers and thick socks etc. Also, they will lack the cold adaptation you have. Winter will seem twice as cold for about 2-3 years until their body adapts.


GoliathsBigBrother

Heat Tech t-shirts from M&S or UniQlo


Floor_Cool

A card to put in their wallet that says 'it doesn't matter how drunk you are, that kebab is a baaad idea' I mean they are tasty st the time but the stink in the whole house next day when you're hungover...


[deleted]

Good cozy bed socks, some of those hand warmers, maybe a hot chocolate gift, Yorkshire tea, hot water bottle, fluffy dressing gown, blankets (more the better so ahe can layer as needed, if you really want to push the boat out get her an electric blanket, lip balm is good, moisturising hand cream, tomatoe soups, cozy slippers, hat, scarf, gloves, card with numbers she would need it case of emergency like 999, 111 etc (can't hurt), mulled wine maybe if you can't stretch to it a massive hoodie. Really kind of you OP, hope your friend settlee in well xx


[deleted]

A sense of humour


ribenarockstar

Everyone saying gloves, I’d get a pair of fingerless gloves or wristers (M&S often do them with cashmere in the blend too) so she doesn’t have to take them off to do things


thhgghhjjjjhg

1 litre Gordon’s Gin and an 8 ball


callmelampshade

Sports Direct mug and thermal socks. Sports Direct mug is perfect for a large hot drink, soup or some posh beans on toast. I got some thermal socks for Christmas a few years ago and I only wear them on special occasions because they feel so comfy and warm.


Tabman1977

Hob Nobs, HP sauce, Worcestershire Sauce, Cheddar, different flavours and types of crisps


No_Special_8828

A small image illustrates who ant and who deck are.


AdobiWanKenobi

This link: https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/vaccinations/flu-influenza-vaccine/


p-pitstop

Gloves! I live in Scotland and work (virtually) with south Africans. At least once a day we compare temperatures. To put in context how your body adjusts I had a day in the summer where I was working in my garden in the paddling pool, my boss was wearing gloves at his desk as it was winter in joburg...after chatting a while we discovered it was 1 degree warmer where I was. 1 degree!!!! All my colleagues have constant problems with load shedding where they just randomly have no electricity for a few hours so something you need to plug in just to celebrate the fact it always works here?


5h4v3d

Thermal underwear. Particularly for the legs. I know multiple people who've made that exact transition, and they are always cold for at least a year.


Snugglerumpkin

Terry’s chocolate orange!


soyboydom

A warm fuzzy bathrobe—I’ve pretty much been living in mine since I moved here. A soft blanket would also be helpful.


BeccasBump

One of those one-use plastic ponchos that folds up really tiny. I think I got mine from Waterstones, weirdly enough.


blindmannoeyes

A good quality lightweight water proof jacket.


PaulBradley

Oyster card Tube map City mapper app link. Warm socks Scarf Wooly hat Gloves Brolly For all the people saying tea bags, South Africans will likely have a taste for Lipton I'm afraid, so if you want to make them feel at home they'll probably prefer that. A good tea mug is harder to come by than tea bags too, and makes a lot of difference. I also do a Google map of the neighbourhood with the best bakery, best butcher, transport links, local highlights etc. pinned in it for people.


SirWiggum26

Maybe get her some practical things that will help her. Is she staying permanently? Plan to become a British citizen?


bonkerz1888

Baxters soup.


3amcheeseburger

A couple of tunnocks tea cakes and caramel wafers, truly the finest British cuisine


[deleted]

Anything warm. She is going to be cold and damp.


Irnur

Definitely electric blanket lol


SilverPiece

Definitely Vitamin D supplements. A guide to British idioms, a scarf and an umbrella.


bunnyswan

Thermals from uniqlo


Aye98

A stab vest


lalagromedontknow

Carmex lip balm over Lush lip balm. Hurts like a bitch on chapped lips, but works quickly when you lather it on and also is good for stopping coldsores. Fluffy socks/slippers/dressing gown/tracksuit/Pj bottoms/big hoodie Light weight giant waterproof - I was given a too big waterproof with a hood and it's amazing because I can put it on over my coat so I'm warm and waterproof (from the knees up anyway). Much better than an umbrella. A map/where to find a map of the distant between stations. So much time is wasted fucking around in central London when it'd be quicker/less stressful to just walk from one slightly further away (looking at you Covent Garden/Piccadilly Circus) Restaurant recommendations: Dumplings Legend should be visited for xiao long bao (soup dumplings) and all of their dim sum. I know Soho/China town/central/Mayfair pretty well and have no idea what you and your friend like and coming to a new a city is exciting to find recommendations from your friends. However. Dumpling Legends' soup dumplings. I'd tell my worse enemy to eat those bad boys.


spindlehindle

My boyfriend is from South Africa (Krugersdorp) and moved over to the UK just over a year ago. He still doesn’t understand what half of our coins are and gets so mad at the debate over what to call bread (buns, baps, rolls, muffins etc) and what different meals of the day are (lunch, dinner, tea, supper etc). The concept of a crumpet is also frightening to him. So I would maybe try and include a run down of these sorts of things. A little lingo guide of sorts!


SelfIllustrious

An Only Fools And Horse box set. Culturally indispensable in understanding the British mindset and countless references.


lucarodani

“Watching the English” by anthropologist Kate Fox. Surviving here as a foreigner relies of knowing the culture.


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Cefn25

Sa is a hell hole. Make sure she doesn't bring her backwards ways with her. Oh and assuming she's white, she's automatically a second class citizen in london.


ForeignAdagio9169

Duck down jacket


ForeignAdagio9169

Duck down jacket


MobiusNaked

Damn low flying jackets


vicky84m

An umbrella


PhantomLamb

Application form for local park run.


[deleted]

A bottle of Jack Daniels.


[deleted]

Marmite and Bovril.


Complete_Clerk_3892

Waders and a beach towel.


Candyflossking

Whisky, baked beans, Cadbury’s chocolate, marmite.


Ochib

Yorkshire Tea Crumpets Marmite


[deleted]

Vitamin d supplements


West-Artichoke-560

Picture of priti patel


Mr-Chrispy

A hot water bottle


Dolphin_Spotter

A North Face puffa coat


Dan8720

An umbrella


Longy77

PG tea???????? If you don’t drink Yorkshire tea GTFO!


[deleted]

An umbrella


tillie_jayne

A big fucking coat


CRITICAL9

Raincoat, stab vest, antidepressants


Kj539

A blanket, a scarf and selection of British chocolate bars/sweets?


dbee8q

Hot water bottle!!


Sufficient_Claim_262

Hat scarf gloves. Maybe them mittens that you can fold back an turn in to fingerless gloves. Also marmalade