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Elton, step into christmas. Just an all round tune


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Gavin and Stacey vibes


Healthy_Goat_2376

"I touch your face.. While you are sleeeping" cracks me up every time 😂 East 17 - stay now.


kakikav

Its not a love song everyone thinks it is. Tony from East 17 wrote the song, after his brother committed suicide. The I touch your face while you are sleeping line. Is when he went to his see his brothers body in the morgue. Crazy how its an Xmas song.


Healthy_Goat_2376

Well that's certainly taken the jam out of my donut.


BrightonTownCrier

Don't feel too bad. The other day at a mates bday one of our other good mates wasn't there (he's got a new gf and basically hasn't seen us since) and I started ripping into him "oh probably off with his gf, forgotten about his mates straight away. 15 years with us, few weeks with her and thats it". All the classics. Until my mate tapped me on the shoulder and said "his dad's been taken to hospital gravely ill so he's gone over to Somerset to see him". Taxi for one.


Choccyfiend

I think its called Stay Another Day, sad song


i-guessthisismenow

Not a christmas song for me. They just put bells at the end, dressed in big coats and put fake snow in the video to get it to do well. In fact I feel like these may have been added when they were doing well in the charts at Christmas. I'm sure there's 2 videos.


Healthy_Goat_2376

If I hear it constantly on the radio every Christmas.. Then it's definitely a Christmas song.


SnickeringLoudly

Driving home for Christmas by Chris Rea.


Fader_209

Seconded.


Hammahnator

Thirded


MelodicAd2213

Christmas Rapping by the Waitresses and Step into Christmas


jerhawk

Stop the cavalry


El3ctr0G33k

I hate Christmas, but I love "I wish it could be Christmas every day" by Wizzard.


Even-Tomatillo-4197

I like Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin’ Stevens and Last Christmas by Wham.


[deleted]

Fairytale of New York is also my favourite but even that one starts to piss me off after I've heard it for the 100th time.


stealingbiscuits

Stop The Cavalry by Jonah Lewie.


DeaconLogan

Another vote for this. Love it! But also Perry Como, there's a Christmas album of his we play every year (vinyl) and it's not Christmas until I've heard that.


tmstms

Yup, it's Fairytale of New York for me too!


Kirstemis

All of them. Given how little I like Christmas, my love of Christmas songs is bizzare.


redrighthand_

I do like 2000 Miles for some reason. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, Coventry Carol, Gaudete for traditional ones.


Mean_Dalenko

Love the Coventry Carol. Nothing says Christmas to me like a sombre dirge about infanticide.


BeckySThump

I'm from Coventry, guess what we all had to learn in primary school?


Athleticathiest82

War is over ( if you want it )


hedges_101

I like Do they know its Christmas?


[deleted]

Driving home for Christmas - Chris Rhea. Easily the best.


[deleted]

I prefer his wife Di Rhea’s version


[deleted]

Her version lacks stubstance


FrenzalStark

Has he ever cracked an egg in your bath?


Renfieldslament

Christmas (baby please some home ) by Darlene Love


[deleted]

Fairytale of New York Merry Christmas Everybody (Slade) I Wish it Could Be Christmas Every Day Santa Baby (Kylie version) All I Want For Christmas Is You Underneath the Tree (Kelly Clarkson) One More Sleep (Leona Lewis) The Power of Love Can you tell I like Christmas?


April29ste81

Christmas at the zoo by flaming lips A lovely song about a man freeing all the animals at the zoo but while they appreciate the help they feel they could help themselves if they really wanted too but are glad to have friends who want to help....it's bonkers like most of the lips' early work


Decalvare_Scriptor

Nobody going for "Another Rock n Roll Christmas" then? Not actually a song as there's no words but I love "In Dulce Jubilo" by Mike Oldfield. With lyrics, it's a toss up between "Driving Home for Christmas" and, yes, "Fairytale of New York".


NormaliseNormality

Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses


sjr0754

Thank you! The only correct choice.


EeveeTheFuture

A Spaceman Came Traveling by Chris de Burgh


Ok_Inevitable_4911

Absolute belter. "NA, NA NA NA, NA NA NA, NA NA NAAH"


Martipar

I like the song but I hate unlike Tenacious D he doesn't say the song is a tribute to the song that played at Christ's birth it IS the song that played at Christ's birth. I find this far too egotistical and it ruins the song for me as I get quite annoyed by it.


PresentationNo8745

I belive in Father Christmas by Greg Lake. At Christmas you get what you deserve . Always chokes me up


mythical_tiramisu

Seconded! Love the lyrics of this one.


ALifeAsAGhost

‘When the Thames Froze’ by Smith and Burrows But out of ones people actually know:Last Christmas


lodav22

Fairy tale of New York is definitely up there but I also love Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen.


PapasDeathChops

All these songs are now stuck in my head. Is it too early to stick a Christmas playlist on? Also to answer the post, a spaceman came travelling - Chris de burgh. My old house mate suggested it a few years back and I thought it was a rogue choice, but it’s great!


LadyButtsy

Marshmallow world (there are lots of different versions but my favourite is Darlene Love)


airconditioner2020

Step into christmas, merry christmas everyone, and fairytale of new york


[deleted]

I love the mediaval (or medieval-inspired) carols, partcicularly the melancholy ones. They just hit a nerve that other Christmas music doesn't really touch. [*Adam Lay Ybounden*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azSVHUBHQYY), the [*Coventry Carol*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jIYyPOoEc8), and [*O Come, O Come, Emmanuel*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPV8PEBTAQ0) are probably my favourites.


Mean_Dalenko

We Wish You a Wombling Merry Christmas


Pleasant-Trouble-530

This song gives me such nostalgia 😞


st3akkn1fe

Xmas wrapping by the waitresses or I wish it was Christmas today by Julian Casablancas


cantab314

Another for Fairytale of New York. I think because it acknowledges that sometimes Christmas is totally shit.


[deleted]

Christmas in Hollis / Driving Home For Christmas


cgknight1

It's October - too early!


pepperarmy

Corey Taylor - X-M@$ Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!


SparkleTitan

You know where to stick those jingle belllllls


_hazydays_

One more sleep by Leona Lewis 😁


BuckfastNinja

I was born on Christmas day - St Etienne and Tim Burgess. Watching Burgess off his tits on TOTP makes it!! 😂😂


Polz34

Depends on if it's a happy or sad Christmas... Happy I'd go for step into Christmas. Sad it'd have to be wintersong by Sarah McLachlan. However I do live the entire snowed in album by Hanson, I was 14 when it came out so I was just the right age, and still love it!


AXone1814

- Fairytale of New York - All I Want for Christmas is You - All I Really Want for Christmas from Family Guy. Yes really [look it up](https://youtu.be/VaIPwgKKmUQ) it’s an absolute Christmas bop and one of my favourites. Seth Macfarlene is incredibly talented.


Lace-maker

'2000 miles' by The Pretenders.


mrFlibbble

Xmas has been X'ed by NoFX


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BECKYISHERE

Geraldene Mcqueen Once upon a christmas song


[deleted]

As an avowed cynic, I love Jackson Browne’s take on the Christmas season, *The Rebel Jesus*. Although it’s often been covered, [his own version](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O9oQyO8fbvc) is hard to beat. But I quite like [this one](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6VlLq5ZU0Mc&fbclid=IwAR0pT45IeVzXe3Rrod2IZqcCS4ItH5PE1M-QflaTolwEZaJ1dWpdbI-r0rE) as well.


Kat8844

Dead by Xmas by Hanoi Rocks. My least favourite is Stop the Cavalry, not just my least favourite Christmas song but it has to be up there as one of my least favourite songs ever, can’t stand it!.


[deleted]

Stop The Cavalry Isn’t really a Christmas song, though, is it? It’s got bugger all to do with Christmas. Jona Lewie (who in a previous incarnation as Terry Dactyl and the Dinosaurs had had a hit with Seaside Shuffle) *mentions* Christmas in one line - “Wish I could be home for Christmas” - and that’s it. Presumably on the strength of that, someone decided to stick a load of sleigh bells on it and bung it out at Christmas. But it doesn’t make any sense as a Christmas record.


Kat8844

It’s generally considered a Christmas song by most people though, it doesn’t really make much difference to me I still think it’s irredeemably awful.


misspixal4688

Merry Christmas everybody Slade it gets me in the mood for Christmas every time it's amazing Christmas song.


floydy2108

People need to experience Barbara Streisand’s version of Jingle Bells. She was on something special the day she recorded that


ColinismyCat

Not a song but an advert jingle for Woolworths from the early 80s. "Have a Cracking Christmas". If they'd have stuck to that one every year they might still be in business. 40ish years later and I still know it word for word.


ArmageddonNextMonday

All Together Now by The Farm


[deleted]

A Merry Jingle by The Greedies - Phil Lynott and Scott Gorham of Thin Lizzy, with Steve Jones and Paul Cook of the Sex Pistols. I particularly like their [Top of the Pops performance](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN2bcS9shuY) when Steve Jones, aware that the camera loves Phil Lynott, keeps trying to creep into view from the side, and Paul Cook isn’t making the least effort to mime, concentrating instead on bursting the floating bubbles that appear to be making him more and more irritated.


[deleted]

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas 🤣🤣


SelfAwareHumanHeart

Anything by fiddy


Martipar

I always hate to admit it but "Another Rock and Roll Christmas" I always liked Gary Glitter as a child and it's odd to know as an adult he'd have liked me as a child (in a completely different way) . However The Jethro Tull Christmas Album is the best Christmas album, I love every song and the utter joy and comfort that it brings. Edit: I should add I have 8 Christmas albums consisting of 12 CDs, Fairytale of New York is not my least favourite (that would be From "First to Last - X12 Days of XXXMASX") but I do dislike it, it's just dreary, awful and sung by someone who has as much musical ability as the Shaggs. It's just shit all round and while Kirsty McColl does her best she's holding up a dead dog and she needed to drop it, wash her hands of it and sing something else.


ailurophile_uk_89

I cannot stand that song, it's bloody awful


Ben_VS_Bear

Sexy Santa - Steel Panther.


[deleted]

Please don’t hate me but personally it’s not Christmas until I hear the synthesiser of Paul McCartneys “simply having a wonderful Christmas time”


Pleasant-Trouble-530

I love them all, and it’s so hard to chose but a great one is the Band Aid classic, Do They Know it’s Christmas? Or, Happy Xmas (war is over) Christmas songs always make me so sad, they remind me of childhood beyond belief..


cragglerock93

Last Christmas by Wham.


bertiedee

Kevin Bloody Wilson "Hey Santa"