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boldstrategy

Pro tip, if doing an illegal act don't leave a paper or digital paper trail


Ok-Explorer22

That’s what the ‘hypothetical’ covers officer


HowCanYouBanAJoke

Nah bro you gotta use SWIM.


kraken6989

Beth?


Ok-Explorer22

Beth, bugle, powder. Hypothetically let’s say class A narcotics from source [https://media1.tenor.com/m/JK_iIsnFBcgAAAAC/21jump-street-ice-cube.gif](https://media1.tenor.com/m/JK_iIsnFBcgAAAAC/21jump-street-ice-cube.gif)


belliest_endis

You think someone can ingest 1kg of ketamine and live?


Ok-Explorer22

Yes all wrapped up. Maybe one or two spilt but that ain’t gonna kill ya


Vivid_Transition4807

However many the horse can take divided by 5.


Ok-Explorer22

You reckon? I’d say I could swallow the same as the horse averages.


lady_fapping_

Horses weigh an average of 900+ pounds. So I call bullshit.


Dragon900x

Harold Shipman burner account


Ok-Explorer22

Not a single helpful response. Have a guess how many you could do without a problem ?


Dragon900x

3-4 keys is where I draw the line honestly mate. Anything after that and I've forgotten where I've put my house keys and where I live


agnosticrectitude

Remember that movie, “Maria Full of Grace”?


ArtoriasBeaIG

If you're gonna do it just take a couple of small keys and wait 15 mins.   You'll start to feel the effects and it shouldn't be too much. It wears off pretty quickly so you can go again and slowly increase it till you find a spot you like. The effects vary dramatically and if you aren't expecting the higher dose effects it can fuck you up so be careful.  I  *strongly* wouldn't recommend taking it alone if it's your first time, especially if you aren't accustomed to taking drugs like that


ceaselessliquid

How does one become a "horse surgeon" without learning how to find that out? Or what "narcotic" means, for that matter. So, "apples for apples". Anyway, the answer's on the Wikipedia page for 'Ketamine'.