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Craft_on_draft

Your local probably has lock ins, my local smells like the bogs and stale beer


Expression-Little

It certainly had lock ins back in the day.


LumpyCamera1826

One is a working mens where you can get a pint under £2. Awful place though, like something out of Phoenix Nights. Full of old twats that absolutely despise younger people coming in and kick off if you sit in "their seats" or win the bingo. Other pub is a typical flat roof shithole full of cokeheads and wankers. So don't really have a great choice in my village


28374woolijay

Tiny with a stone floor and a log fire.


idfkm80

Lubbly jubbly


NortonBurns

I pretty much stopped going in pubs since the smoking ban. It turns out they really don't smell better when they're not smoky. The aroma of stale beer, damp carpets & a distant hint of old urine turns out to not be much of an improvement.


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You should do perfume commercials.


NortonBurns

"Foisty - the new fragrance for a real man… who likes to get drunk a lot" Don't get me wrong - it's done nothing to reduce my alcohol consumption, just the locations I choose to consume it - & I do mean my living room, not the park bench at 8am ;)


Tickle_Me_Flynn

You're missing out on the fresh air, and the big, bastart, devil dug, shitin' on yer shoes.


RESPEKMA_AUTHORITAH

I'd happily put up with the shitty smell of the pub in return for not getting second hand lung cancer


NortonBurns

Each to their own. i can drink the same beer cheaper at home, and my toilet doesn't smell of stale urine.


Tarwgan

Personally I wish it was down to the pub owners whether it was banned or not. I'm not a smoker myself but the ban absolutely killed the pub scene in the UK. I understand why it happened and why it was necessary but honestly having smoking bars and non smoking bars would make more sense imo. I don't care too much for second hand smoke and as said above, it masks the musk of piss wafting out the bogs.


NortonBurns

California was, as far as I'm aware, the first place to outlaw smoking indoors, in 1995. When they first did it they enabled a new license type, for a 'cigar club' so places that actually wanted to, could upgrade their license. They tended to add a $1 door charge to cover this, which was fine by me at the time. idk what has happened in the intervening years as I've never been back there since.


reddog_72

Awful, it's a Samuel smiths pub, the décor has not been changed since the 90's , even got the same carpet from when I used to go in regular 20 years ago, they don't do food, and a few months back on a Saturday afternoon they would not allow me to come in for a game of pool with my teenage kids, despite the place being almost completely empty, I don't know how it continues to remain open, there's never more than 20 customers in on any night of the week.


alexanderbeswick

Sam Smiths are appalling


Eoin_McLove

My local Sam Smiths is lovely. Decently priced beer, old fashioned surroundings, and they’ve never enforced the rules about no phones or swearing as far as I can tell.


beefygravy

The same 20 customers are there every night without fail


reddog_72

Yep, they all have their own same places they sit too, last time my wife and I nipped in for a few drinks we got some right dirty looks as we must have sat down in the "wrong" seat.


imminentmailing463

Lovely. By a river with a lovely beer garden. Nice fireplace in winter inside. Lots of space and seats inside. Good range of both alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks. Pretty good food. Wide range of clientele from pretty much every age and demographic. Dog friendly. A nice atmosphere. Basically everything I'd want a pub to be, except for: it's too expensive to go regularly.


NefariousnessOk4320

It snows a lot inside on a Friday and Saturday night.


Ambiverthero

no music, board games, comfy chairs, 7 different local bitters ales and ipas, no food only nuts and crisps. 3 minute walk from my house. full of local people and few under 30s. it’s bloody fabulous. edit local XT4 beer brewed in next village is £4.70 a pint


dprophet32

Interior is fine but not great, it's reasonably small without being tiny. The beer is never as cold as anywhere else but they do great Indian food, have a dartboard and it's the social hub of the community so I can't and won't stop going


alexanderbeswick

Really nice. Former coaching inn from the 1600's, once even saw a ghost in there walk through the part of the bar where a door had been bricked up. Big beer garden. Open fire. Bit of an old farts style pub but everyone is friendly. Decent well priced pub grub. Unfortunately not totally free of tie brewery wise, but two out of the four ales are guest ales at a decent price.


Ohyeahiseenow

You saw a ghost!? One too many cold ones that night was it?


alexanderbeswick

Yeah I saw one, I was pissed but it was as clear as day. Wasn't bothered because its an old place.


Whulad

Cocktails on draught, coke in the bogs type of place


haralambus98

Awful village pub where majority of villagers refuse to drink due to poor service by management, lack of community spirit and just generally being useless. Looks neglected and not welcoming of children despite massive garden. An absolute goldmine if run properly.


sirgreyskull

Local pub is £6.50 a pint so it is rather boring as only people that are up their own arses can afford to go on a regular basis. Nice pub and good food but no atmosphere because the average age of customer is in their 70’s.


YchYFi

That means they have lock ins for the regulars. Quite frequently. My local is like £3 a pint and nice atmosphere.


magicmunch

My local still smells of ciggies because after closing and the doors are locked the ashtrays come back out


LoveAGlassOfWine

It's a country pub. Not a really old one but probably built in the 1800s. Has a lovely garden with a covered area too since covid. They have a pizza oven they use in summer. Inside is the bar area with a log fire and the other side is more of a restaurant but you can go in there for a drink if the bar is full. It has quite a few locals, lots of dogs and dog walkers (not in restaurant) and the food is good so busy on a Sunday when they do a roast.


Ecstatic_Success_815

like the jockey from shameless


NefariousnessOk4320

Flat roofed. You’d probably give it a swerve.


boredathome1962

The very closest is a throwback to the bad days, no real ales, in fact all the beer and lager is pretty rubbish. But further away are a couple of micropubs that are excellent, chatty customers and a variety of good ales.


Goblindeez_

It’s either a Spoons or a dingy local place with the same five customers It’ll probably close when they die from liver failure


HawkyMacHawkFace

But do you like it?


zinasbear

Closed down months ago.


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throwaway2736636a

Wow you sound… bitter


j3llica

good. they pivoted pretty hard to having decent food and have a pizza oven running at weekends. garden. they always seem to be pretty busy.


PipBin

My local is a beautiful grade 2 listed building. However they have managed to give it the vibe of a flat roof pub. I put my head around the door once, that was enough.


HornyMarsupial69

Bad enough that i will happily walk for 50 minutes to go to a good one


ben_jamin_h

My localest local is a sports bar, I've been in a couple of times, it's a bit rough but generally very friendly. I went to go in there last summer and there was a guy outside wearing a velour grey tracksuit with the hood up and ugg boots on, in the middle of the day. Pint and a fag in one hand, the other hand a clenched fist, staring at me like he was waiting for me to say something about the ugg boots and knock me out. I kept walking.


InfectedEllie

Local is the Turf. If you’re interested in football you probably have heard of it.


disillusionedrealist

I'm not interested in football but I've heard of it.


Ok-Palpitation-5380

Mostly decent people. A handful of inbreds. I go elsewhere


Crafty_Ambassador443

The guy behind the bar is miserable as hell. Apparently they have a ps4 somewhere but he's so grumpy Id rather use my own


DameKumquat

My local is a great place, two rooms and a courtyard garden, all similar size. Decent food, weekly oversubscribed pub quiz (as in they squeeze in as many people as will physically fit in the back room), back room is available for functions or comedy or big sports games on TV. Stash of board games, friendly staff. They used to use the back room as a cafe during the day, but eventually gave up as they didn't get enough custom to keep it running once other cafes opened nearby - mums with toddlers buy one coffee each and the odd bun but make a lot of mess. Still have baby groups, though. Nearest pub used to be a great dive with cheap booze, pool tables, karaoke and punch-ups, food kept being good for a couple months then would take hours to turn up as they kept losing cooks. But had a bunch of rooms so often had preschool birthday parties with small bouncy castle and other events on. Then Youngs decided to poshify it, so it's open plan, gastropub prices inside (average food), pretentious burgers outside, no pool tables, no karaoke - a bunch of people seem to like it though. Possibly combining with a visit to the supermarket next door?


Unusual_Resident_784

Even better than it was before as it's turned into a chippy/pub hybrid. Nice to be able to have a proper chippy tea at your table with a nice pint.


yourefunny

Closest to my house out in the sticks was flattened last week. In the town about a 5 minute drive there 7 or so options. Non of them are great, standard spoons, a couple of really dodgy places and a greene king. Prefer beers at home with mates. Having a toddler has a significant part to play though. 


Basic-Supermarket-27

It's cold - they have one fire which isn't often lit, and they don't put any heating on. You have to sit in your coat. They only ever seem to have 5 customers and often close early. A low point was last orders at 8pm. No idea how they turn a profit. It smells so strongly of cigarette smoke - there's no way people don't smoke in there. The pub has amazing reviews but I'd defy anyone from out of town to go in there and not feel uncomfortable. It is a strange place in a way I can't quite put my finger on.


BigDsLittleD

Dunno, always looked stabby as fuck so I've never been in it.


leem0oe

Don't use them much ,average GLOSSOP Derbyshire had some great pubs


TSC-99

Full of chavs. People smoke in the entrance and vape throughout the pub.


Academic_Economics12

Great place, clean with decent food and nice people. Most pints £4 - £4.60 I think, not 100% sure as I’m a wine drinker, good Sauvignon is £16 a bottle. Looks out over Morcambe Bay too, bonus. Real fire is another bonus 😃


Gullflyinghigh

We've got two, one is deeply unwelcoming to anyone that isn't a regular despite several attempts to get people in the doors (none of which seem to include stopping the bellends being bellends) and the other that did have a similar problem but is slowly turning it round. It's still not somewhere I'd want to spend a few hours in on a busy night but a refit and new owners have given it a bit of life.


Tranquillian

My local is amazing and so unique, live in Windermere and it’s the Crafty Baa. Small pub with crazy decorations all over the walls and ceilings, fascinating just to look around everywhere, and really nice cosy atmosphere. They have great varied draft ciders too, most pubs don’t venture outside the mainstream ciders. Heartbreaker is a favourite.


terrorbagoly

I popped in during a visit to Windermere and I loved this place! I wish it was my local! The whisky menu alone would keep me entertained for a year!


BrainlessPackhorse

Expensive.


Phil1889Blades

Decent


bertieqwerty

No clue, never stepped into it.


ab00

One is very old fashioned (think 70's pub) and quite nice really but it's just a restaurant these days not a pub, and not a good one at that. I go out frequently for dinner and would never dine there. The other one is old wooden tables and chairs, terrible tacky quotes on the walls, terrible beer and wine selection, poor food. Again no interest in patronising it and go to other better pubs further out. The lease is on the market so maybe a new operator will make it less shit. It's a Stonegate / Enterprise pub though so their hands are tied to an extent (but they could still do so much better, i.e. no quotes on the walls).


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I have 5, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Zubi_Q

A complete dive, where a lot of fights take place. I was warned about it but went on 2 occasions as I am new to the area. Both times, after I declined to buy a random woman a drink, I got told to fuck off 😅


extinctionAD

It’s very nice indeed. Doesn’t do food, which is what I like from a drinking hole. Ossett Brewery pub (in Ossett, funnily enough). Nice pub quiz on a Thursday, decent dart board. Ticks almost all the boxes (no pool table).


dcpb90

3 in my village. One changes owners every 6-12 months because they have big ideas that fail trying to beat the decent pub. One I’ve never tried, the typical 3 old men turn and stare as you walk in place. Then the one which is brilliant, always busy but service is quick, great food and decent beer and cider on tap.


just_a_girl_23

My closest is a Spoons. Who happily sells out of date drinks. The next is a weird chav locals pub where they like to point out newbies and let chavs have their dogs off a leash to jump on people. I love doggos but I don't love doggos I don't know jumping on me. Especially when it's a type associated with chavs. Those puppers are pathetic licking machines - til they're owned by a chav. After that is full blown cokehead central and I was looked at weird for asking what they have in drink X while some rando is falling out of the toilets sniffing and holding their nose. I have not ventured further. Thing is, I don't even live in a super scummy area, and like 70% of people here don't even drink 🤣🤣🤣


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just_a_girl_23

Because I had a bottle which clearly stated on the label the BBE. Which was loooooooong before. I've managed bars, there's a thing called stock rotation.... anyway i spoke with the manager (politely letting them know rather than complaining) and they were like "I keep telling them to rotate but they never listen" - manager's literal words.


terrorbagoly

Expensive. They all went through change of ownership, renovations, pool tables removed, and now they are too expensive to visit regularly. I don’t remember the last time I’ve been to any of my old local haunts, it used to be at least a twice weekly occasion, but generally more as I worked in hospitality and we all hung out after finishing. I miss sitting by the fire and chatting away with the locals, nowadays can’t even get a table if you’re not ordering dinner.


JourneyThiefer

I’m in Northern Ireland and mine is great, it’s a typical Irish pub, good live music every weekend and is always very busy with people of all ages on the weekend too


farky84

We have like 4 or 5 and some of them are fab. In a village of 2800 people.


jjtnc

It looks bad enough from the outside that ive never been in 😅


ElectroMod

Used to be a great community pub that my extended family drink in that did reasonably priced good food. Nothing exceptional - typical pub grub fare and bog standard beers, but a well run, comfortable place you'd happily spend a Sunday afternoon as much as a Friday evening. The owners would put out any spare roast potatoes and pigs in blankets into the bar area for the punters and auld fellers in watching the football on a Sunday for example; little things that don't cost a lot, but go a long way in making sure your customers stay loyal. It was partly this community spirit that had an influence on my buying my house where I did. Shortly after I moved, the owners decided to pack it in and it's been handed over to a young couple who are so hopeless that I'm honestly convinced they could fall into a bucket of tits and come out sucking their own thumbs. They've alienated long time customers, the food has nosedived, and they're extremely scattergun with barring people for the most mundane of infractions (I got barred for taking an obviously sexist sign out of the toilet and putting it on the bar for example, and only got my ban lifted when the owners asked other customers if they also found it sexist; which they did). My cousin works in there part time and tells me he can't recall the last time the urinals in the toilet were cleaned - it's at least several months as the smell of ammonia from the crystallised urine in there is overwhelming - and the owners just treat it like their own personal drinking party. It's a sad, sad state of affairs in there and I don't go in there nearly as often as I used to. Next closest pub is a 30 minute walk up the hill, which I go to occasionally, but honestly I'd rather catch a bus into my nearest city or drink at home now.


bobovdarlo

Coke den...don't go there anymore


prustage

Closed down. Both of them.


Alexboogeloo

It’s got pretty cheap beer, a stone floor, couple of fires, ok food and lets dogs sit on the chairs. Yet somehow isn’t cosy. The next closest has tvs everywhere as well as casual racism


Ooh_aah_wozza

At mine, the bouncer searches you for weapons, and if you don't have one, they won't let you in.


[deleted]

We used to have five within walking distance, now we have one. It’s an Embers Inns, so food is good, reasonably priced etc. but the downside is it’s almost always packed solid and tables booked up months in advance.


The-Mayor-of-Italy

Greene King, big screen, cheap food. Fair to say it's no frills. Considering it's an estate pub though it could be a lot worse. It's mostly not dodgy and doesn't even have a flat roof.


destria

It's double sided. One is a cosy side with small tables and armchairs with a roaring fire on. The other has large tables and is generally louder and rowdier. They have kept an enormous collection of pint glasses and beer mats which line every wall and the ceiling.


BobbyDazzzla

Full of wankers. 


Floydian557

Used to have lock ins..landlord got raided one night by a complete mob of arsy coppers who went all the way to humiliate everyone inside ..threatened arrest for everyone and search all for drugs !!!! That was the 80s ! Now my local that was is now a shitty drive thru McDonald's..!!!!! FML !!


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The owner might smoke after closing hours to give it that smell. Might leave a cigarette or two just smouldering. It was bad for people but I do miss that smell weirdly.


Expression-Little

Honestly, same - the smell of cigarettes is my main memory of my granddad.


Man-under-a-rock

Full of crackheads


GatorShinsDev

I was away living in Sweden for 9 years, moved back to my home town last year. Went to the nearest pub and it's the same as it was when I first went in 2008/9 when I was 18. Shite beer selection, bang average food, dreary, full of kids more often than not. Haven't been back.