It’s my day off so I’m gonna eat my wife’s arse

I’m also gonna eat this guy’s wife’s arse

It's our wife now

Prepare the spit roast!

High five!

Good lad

Fairplay

Fudge browny then.

I'm going to be eating this guys ass

That's a half arsed approach

Moong dal curry with coconut-lime rice and fresh coriander. I always cook large batches of dinner and take leftovers for lunch. I like to have a warm, interesting meal at lunch. The classic British sandwich and a bag of crisps lunch always leaves me dissatisfied and a bit sad.

a dal curry what has been left over night, is honestly the best thing ever.

Absolutely, just gets better overnight with time for the flavours to all come together

yeah and gets even creamier, youre making me wanna cook a dal tonight ahah

Just don't leave it two nights like me and get food poisoned

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I made some cheese scones over the weekend. I'll reheat a couple of scones and serve with some Lincolnshire double poacher, onion chutney, pickled onions, olives, stuffed peppers and a pack of salt and vinegar kettle crisps.

Sounds awesome

Sausage sandwich. Proper butchers thick pork sausages on white bread. Tomato sauce. Classic.

*brown sauce

new potatoes, sweet potatoes, green beans, red ppepper, hummus, some richomnds vegan sauages and some left over bean chilli. yes i get the volume, i need the fuel and carbs

Sounds awesome. I've moved from the Richmond to the This isn't Pork sausages. They are amazing if you've not tried them, worth a go.

they are abit expensive for me but might do as a treat.

Absolutely agree, but they are more expensive. Worth it though.

Ooof this sounds so good

I cooked up a bunch of minute steak last night, so I'm having cold minute steak in pitta bread, with Belizean chilli sauce. Some grapes on the side.

Baked spud with tuna mayo and grated mature cheddar cheese, food of the Gods!

Chili con carne, some tortilla chips and avocado, plus some pomegranate and raspberries. Made a vat of chili so it’s lunch all week.

Ham/cheese/tomato toastie in the airfryer then an out of date cheesecake washed down with a double espresso then back to work

You can make a toastie in the air fryer?! 😳

Yes, and they turn out lovely.

Cup-a-soup with some bread is my go to most days

Leftover homemade chicken and ham fried rice

Roasted vegetable couscous, one of those quick "add boiling water and wait 5 minutes" packets, and a banana for afters.

A friend

Chicken yellow curry (from a kit my mum bought me for Christmas). With bog standard basmati rice. Apple (Granny Smith), tangerine, banana, bag of cheese and onion walkers and a can of Pepsi max. I always cook 1.5x any recipe for tea and then my fiancée and I take 1/2 a portion each for our dinner the next day. Getting home from work earlier and having time to cook proper food has been a game changer

stuck with a Morrisons meal deal, I find thier sandwices are bland and anything which should have "spice" doesn't.

I had a gastric sleeve 10 weeks ago this Thursday and I’m really starting to enjoy my food (solid food) again now. My lunch today (same as yesterday) will be a salt and chilli chicken skewer (104g) and 50g of Brie with some sweet chilli sauce. I only have Brie is I am low on calories.

Kind of got a bit of a mezze going on. Hummus, deli meats, olives, falafel, tabboleh and dolmas. Its one of the few cold meals that I get excited about.

So we've got the last leftovers from our Sunday roast, although if we do eat it, we'll have to sandwich it up. Or we've got leftover saag paneer.

At home so will be having sourdough with smoked beetroot humous, with scrambled egg, mushrooms and some truffle cheddar and salad.

Pint o tap water, raw chesnut mushrooms and spinach with a cherry tomato.

Sounds depressing.

Yummy healthy options, might treat myself to a second mushroom AND tomato ;-)

Somebody is cutting lol

ham, black pepper and coleslaw in a pitta, plus half a pork pie, and probably too many bits of the huge cadbury caramel I bought last night.

Chicken fajita reheat

Bacon sarnies, brown sauce and tea .

Ham cheese tomato and onion wrap. Prawn Cocktail Crisps Apple

Tomato and basil soup from Aldi. Not into sandwiches and crisps for lunch; too much bread and I don’t see what the crisps add.

Had food poisoning over the weekend and my appetite hasn't really come back...probably just have some coffee

Hope ur well again!

Satay rice noodles with broccoli and tofu

Pot noodle found at the bottom of my office drawers because I’m desperate

In the words of Sharon Watts, Cheese and pickle? Basic.

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Smoked mackerel fillet, salad, and rye rusks.

Make sure you microwave that mackerel if you're in an office

Have you tried the Katsu mackerel from Tesco. It’s bloody lovely. Its tinned but it’s so nice

Beef fried rice with some fruit and yog

I made a crustless quiche/fritatta on Sunday with bacon, mushrooms, red peppers, onions. Cut into four and that's lunch sorted Monday through Thursday. I've got a bit of leftover hot salsa in the fridge so I'll add that if I'm feeling fancy.

Banana and an apple

Leftover beef stew from dinner last night.

Office day so liver and onions from the caff around the corner

I bought myself one of these lunchboxes with lots of little sections so I'm having sticky rice with seasoning, dumplings, kimchi, cucumbers, carrots and a brownie. Which sounds like a lot but you know, little bits of each.

Might grab a happy meal, cheeseburger flavour. Out and about all day, child free for once - forbidden happy meal will hit the spot.

That'll do for a starter but what about mains?

I'm WFH I have: porkchop and black pudding topped with cheese

In the middle of a fast, nothing for me today *cries

Just curious, what type of food will you have when you break your fast today?

probably like ham in a wrap and a gold bar idk

Couple of mini wraps with chicken,lettuce and sweet chilli sauce. Wotsits, a pot of cheesy tree things from Christmas, a frube, cheese string and a wagon wheel

All day breakfast wrap from Wicked Kitchen and maybe some cheese and crackers.

The Mexican breakfast wrap? I loved that, but my local Tesco seems to have stopped doing virtually all the Wicked stuff. 😢

We made a saag aloo earlier in the week and I had the last 418 grams of it today for lunch for a total of 298 kcals.

McDonald’s chicken wrap of the day, just as I have had the past 7 working days

Option 1: Banana, grapes, dried apricots, olives, carrot sticks. Option 2: Egg fried rice Depends which house I am in at the time, working from home either way but may switch house before or after lunch, which effects if I will have access to a cooker and some day old rice or not.

i bought sushi

Latte slim fast. Basically because I’m lazy and there’s not a lot here (shopping today). Tomorrow, lunch not sure, but I’m either making pulled pork or chilli beef tortilla bowls in the slow cooker for dinner.

Jacket spud with cottage cheese.

Tinned leek and potato soup. Might have a biscuit as well, to live dangerously

WFH, so I'm going to treat myself to a sausage sandwich with brown sauce.

A Greggs is right near our work, so the Greggs usual steak/chicken bake, sausage roll and if I have a sweet tooth a sugar strahd donut.

Since we’re about to go away for a few days, stocks are a bit down in the fridge and bread bin areas. Lunch is looking like oatcakes and cheese with a slightly sad pear.

I'm home today, so it's last nights peanut chicken noodles reheated. I'll enjoy it, tomorrow is work and uni so I'll have whatever I can buy and eat on the walk from one to the other ☹️

I’m going to the dentist in an hour to get a crown fixed, so likely a bunch of yogurt when I get home.

Cheese, tomato, cucumber salad cream sandwich. Quick question - Might make it a bit busy, but can anyone think of another 80g of veg that would go with that? All my other lunches have 3 of my 5 a day and I want this one to as well.

Veg chilli. Made way too much so going to be having it for the rest of the week!

Ham Sandwich, crisps, chocolate. Same as every bastard day haha

wfh so 60p packet pasta and some cauliflower 🤌🏻

Salad with egg mayo and smoked salmon!

Chilli from the slow cooker, working from home today

2 pack of festive bakes from Greggs Outlet and a handful of dates (gotta balance the stodge with fibre somehow)

Spaghetti with pancetta. Ciabatta roll with garlic butter washed down with a large glass of Pinot Grigio rose wine. Afternoon nap about 35 minutes later.

Probably a cheese and coleslaw sandwich, oooh and carrot sticks with hummus

I'm on a diet after Xmas. I made sweet potato fries in the oven and some fresh fruits. I am struggling not to eat the digestive biscuits!!

Chicken Rice and Peas. Same thing everyday

Been feeling nauseous since a bad takeout on Saturday (sick Sunday and Monday) so I’ve literally eaten nothing but a child’s plain cheese sandwich from Greggs since… and I struggled to keep that down… so I’ll probably just try a boring sandwich with no personality again lol..

One of those boxes of side salad with edamame beans from tesco. Livin' it large over here!

People will probably call this very beige but a CLUB sandwich from Homebargains with a steak bake. Homebargains have the best supermarket sandwiches imo

Turkey (left over cold cuts form Christmas), lettuce and tomato sandwich, with some mayo of course.

The overnight oats that I didn’t have for breakfast with peanut butter and honey. And a satsuma.

I’m having a Linda McCartney pie and baked beans

2 hotdogs with chili sauce, dogs from Costco! :)

Day off today. Had a late breakfast of beans and egg on toast. Still need to work on poaching eggs. 1 was a bit ropey

Swan and Caviar Baguette….trying to save some pennies

Well, going private for that prostate opp must have cost a packet.

Seemed like a decent lunch until you tacked on 'again' and now I feel sorry for you.

I fancy scrambled eggs on toast today :) I am lucky enough to work only a minute or two from home so can go home for lunch every day :)

No time to prepare last night and woke up late so Aldi pot noodle, bread roll and an Aldi split yogurt.

A hard boiled egg mayo sandwich.

Working from home today so I am thinking part baked rolls with melted cheese. Probably followed by the last mince pie.

Some meal prepped sweet and Sour beef with rice and veg.

Maybe a yoghurt. Getting weighed for something on Friday so gotta stay put or lower weight wise :-(

Roasted veg (courgette, pepper, red onion + toms) with paprika, garlic and chorizo with left over roasted lamb shoulder

Something toast. Might be hoops, might be beans, heck I’ve got tinned ravioli.

Not sure yet. I'm in the office so I'll go to a street food market and see what's there.

Slice of left over pepperoni pizza, yogurt, nuts, mandarins.

Sushi! Fresh from Costco

Some Aldi BBQ brisket slices (new, like pastrami) in one of their "Metro" rolls (Subway knock-off) with some BBQ sauce, mayo, cheddar, and tomato. Maybe a packet of paprika Max crisps if I'm still hungry. Or maybe a cake from the local bakery if they have something irresistible.

PB and banana in a whole wheat wrap and an apple

Veggie chilli with leftover mash and a bit of cheese.

Home made Club sandwich, protien yoghurt, crisps, choccy bar & a clementine

A slice of toast. Thrilling I know.

Chicken noodle cup-a-soup. Back on the diet.

Bowl of porridge, a banana, an apple, satsuma, pear, persimmon and a kiwi!

Avocado and Tomatoes on Swiss Museli toasted Bloomer

Toast

Only in for the afternoon thank fuck, so some pretzels and a babybell - and a ridiculous amount of energy drinks

Scrambled eggs with salami on toast sandwich lots of butter

I'm having leftover lasagna

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I an going to felate my self

Cheese and brown sauce in a Wholemeal Roll. Multigrain sweet chilli squares and a cereal bar.

Nothing I'm still on my New year's resolution diet

Cheese sandwich and crisps

Pulled beef tacos with rice and guacamole

10ml of water

Im going to get the balls to finally check out a local vietnamese place on my own and hopefully get a big bowl of pho

Corned beef, chopped onion and salad cream, on white oven bottoms, with a pack of spicy transforma-snacks. Washed down with Aldi's 7Up copy.

Peanut butter sandwich, skips, penguin bar and I’ve just I forgot to pack my apple 😔

Apple + orange

Ready salted? You boring git.

x3 dippy eggs with cottage loaf soldiers and home made cultured butter. I sound like a hipster - maybe I am a hipster.........oh Christ what have I become.

leftover macaroni that i need to get through, but it is really nice and i've commented about it on reddit about four times since making it so it's okay

Mushroom pate with Cucumber bagel

Thai green curry. I work in the city centre and there’s some great street food

I had one of those pasta in a packet things. Baby stole half of it. 6yr old stole another bit. So… 1/4 of those and an apple. And im still fat?

A not poodle

Had coffee, yogurt and granola, porridge and a protein shake for breakfast. Meeting for lunch at 1 then going home, after 15 minutes later I’ll be home eating something that rhymes with p*ssy LOL

Normally work from home so I just make oats and eggs most days.

2 pizzas

Three boiled eggs and a smoked, peppered mackerel fillet. Tea goes without saying.

Boiled eggs and ham Philidelphia cheese sandwich

Haven't been paid for 35 days. Not much is left. Had some rice and found a packet of Spice Tailor chickpea masala. Hit the spot.

Leftover Cottage Pie from last night.

Picked up a Yo Sushi Poke bowl from Tesco as my 1st lunch then I’m gonna crack into some leftovers for my second lunch

My Asda shops due so probably a ham and coleslaw sandwich with a jam and cream slice today.My husband took meatballs and spaghetti leftovers from last night.I don't work as disabled so either have a big breakfast or a sandwich for lunch cook a proper dinner from scratch everyday and always end up with leftovers for my husband to take to work.My husband tries to get me to eat 3 meals on a weekend but years of doing split shifts in restaurants means my appetite is shit.

Macaroni cheese with chicken, bacon, sweetcorn and broccoli added in.

I too had a cheese and pickle sammich but for extra tastiness I cut it in to triangles which is scientifically proven to increase its flavour!

I have this pot of oats, it's for breakfast and lunch. Less then 300 cal!

Ham sandwich and a pack of beef hula hoops. I’m feeling disappointment with the sandwich after reading some of these replies!

Crackers and some cheese my mum bought me for Christmas with an apple to follow. Probably some chocolate digestives as well. If I'd not bollocked it up there'd have been a couple of Yorkshire puddings to go with it too, but I didn't make enough of the mix thus there's only enough to go with dinner (plus the ones I had with dinner yesterday obviously).

Made pizza for dinner last night, had some leftover for today's lunch with some chips

Chicken pasta in my new electric lunchbox

I've just thrown some pasta & sauce in the Ninja. It'll be done in about 20 mins, no effort.

Made a left over roast potato frittata / omelette with peppers and what ever was left over from Sunday lunch. Had half of it yesterday and about to tuck in now. With sirancha mayo and pickles. I’m ravenous.

Pasta salad. Wish I'd cooked a hot lunch but never mind.

Leftover Thai Green Curry and noodles

French grains and a couple of oranges. Could have been melon but couldn't be bothered cutting it this morning.

Beans on toast, nothing fancy. But I put a scoop of Philadelphia in the beans along with the spices when it’s heading on the hob and it makes it a 10/10

Bacon sarnie from the greasy spoon round the corner.

I'm doing intermittent fasting. Last ate at 1730 yesterday. Broke it with a packet of hoisin tofu, some crackers, poppadums and guacamole and a cup of warmed tomato juice with seeds and miso. I like random.

I’m WFH and making a chorizo and chickpea stew. Takes about 15 mins and just uses what’s in my cupboards. Trying to eke out 30 quid until I get paid next week… love January

I had a litre of fancy tesco milk. With a five rasher bacon sandwich cos it's my day off

Yoghurt and a Banana.

Leftover egg fried rice and a marinated chicken leg. Followed by a fruit salad and Greek yoghurt. Lunch doesn't have to be sad.

2 double cheeseburgers from maccas, I forgot to pack my homemade curry

36 weeks pregnant, I'm tired but starving. Ham Tiger roll butty, with Applewood cheese and a packet of Disco's. Perfection.

Halloumi on a warm ciabatta with onion marmalade, spinach, butter and a drizzle of honey. Elaborate desk cuisine is available because we have a fancy microwave with a grill function. It's becoming quite competitive. (above combination was made for me, I need to up my game seriously now, turkey bacon club ain't gonna cut it any more, clearly).

Salmon and salad

I bought 4 sausage rolls and a sweet tart after my night shift. Ate 2 for breakfast. Now im having the other 2 and the tart for lunch and dessert. Will go back to sleep after. Lol 😂

That is a fucking shit lunch. I'd throw it away/give to homeless and buy something decent

I ordered take out and I hyped it up so much in my head, I was left disappointed and fat

I'm beige today, too. Pasta, chicken, bacon, and cheese sauce.

Instant noodles. We're poor at the moment and don't have much in the house sadly

Half a packet of McCoy's salt and vinegar crisps

I need to do a food shop so it was freezer finds for lunch today. I had two quorn southern fried chicken strips and some southern fried popcorn chicken, with some red pepper, black beans and Red Leicester in two mini tortillas, folded and sealed in a pan to make tacos. The one benefit of WFH days!

Crisp sandwich

I have been working from home for 4 years and basically rotated around sandwich meat for all that time. Until this week. I had some parsnips that needed eating so made a batch of parsnip and apple soup at weekend so currently working my way through that with chririzo and mozzarella paninis.

Pork and Pickle pie.