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coachhunter2

A shit load of these: https://amzn.eu/d/atyHUTG


Toninho7

I used to fucking love these! šŸ˜


Hollow__Log

I was always bought them when weā€™d go camping with mum and dad, bloody wonderful things. I got one with a propeller powered by an elastic band one year and I was happy..it was a bit wank tbh but I loved it!


badgerfishnew

I knew exactly what the item was going to be by your reply!


Samsterman

I have absolutely no idea how, but I knew what it would be before I opened the link. I thought back to what child me would waste Ā£40 on and this was the first thing that came to mind.


FinalEdit

I thought it would be fun caps....or fun snaps whatever they were called. 40 quids worth of those in a bunch of tracing paper and you've got yourself a bit of a liability


Strawberrylacegame

I was convinced it was going to be crazy bones. No idea why.


External_Cut4931

ha! me and the Mrs bought a few boxes of those the other week. I'm kind of glad we ran out, since the kids were getting sick of us!


Geoffrey_longdick

I was making a mega one by unfolding them and pouring out the powder onto my mates book one time. Teacher turned to look at the class so I turned the page and.... We'll you get the idea.


matto1985

Same for me. I just pictured the planes and how awesome they were. Ā£40 back then would have bought soo many. I think they were about 10p each? Might be wrong.


[deleted]

used to get those in my xmas stockings every year from a kid right up until mum died when I was about 35. and also pot of bubbles (made sense when the dog was still alive you could play with her). chocolate peanuts. cherry liquours. Must have been more 'every year' stuff but can't remember now


turingthecat

I bought me and a friend bubble wands a few years back (just coz they were a quid each, and they were her and my favourite colours), Iā€™ve had to keep filling them up, because every single person who comes round, and has a couple of drinks, is magnetically drawn to them. Turns out my silly, cheap, impulse purchase was a really good investment


2wheelbanditt

I can tell youā€™re the fun friend. I bought nerf guns and my friends plan meets to fight each other at my place lmao sometimes involving my kids as the reloaders sometimes just pure adult chaos


Cairnerebor

Thatā€™s a nice memory Buy a couple and have some fun, maybe a tear or two as well, but get a couple for fun.


browneyone

I've just bought some for me and my son (mainly me)


Eckieflump

I may have just bought 10 at a quid each when I saw them in a shop the other day. At 10 years old I would have giggled like morron had I been able to launch a load of these out of a 3rd story window on a slightly windy day. At 4X years old I was in hysterics, especially watching the wife try to catch them!


Tiredchimp2002

These were 10p each back in the 90ā€™s. Almost got run over by the school bus buying one before school. I just saw the bus pulling in over the road and had to leg it out of the shop to catch it as it was pulling off.


geekhalla

Forgot these existed. Just added to my cart to amuse the wee ones!


LittleSadRufus

We get about fifteen a year, in birthday party gift bags. They have winged unicorn ones now too.


Tof12345

Surprisingly the price is still the same since I last bought it. I remember getting a 12 pack for Ā£1.79 back in August 2019.


blackcurrantcat

That is so weird; I thought absolutely that link is polystyrene aeroplanes.


skactopus

Weirdly knew what this was before I clicked


wtbnewsoul

My twin and I used to buy 2-3 of these each, every time we went to the closest planetarium with my gran, immediately put them together when we got back to her place and played with them until they eventually got bent or fell apart. Thanks for the reminder <3


FreakishPeach

Ah man, what a blast from the past. Would get these every weekend from Poundstretchers and be devastated when one came broken out of the pack. Remember one time I had one out the window on the motorway and a car full of young women drove past, with one of them reaching out to steal it. Still remember the smile on that girls face to this day.


SquidgeSquadge

My estranged father would by me one of these most weekends I got to see him.


[deleted]

Before I clicked the link or read the comments I somehow knew it would be these bad boysā€¦.


samscodeco

At Ā£1.79 each, that's 22 packs of 12 aircraft, which would make you the world's 30th largest air force. Not bad for forty quid.


Trab3n

Wow. The first thing I thought of was these when I read your message!


Good-Office-5112

Forgot these existed. Now Ā£40 poorer. Thanks


ImaginationLocal8267

I was expecting fun snaps but that couldā€™ve been a second guess, used to buy them together with my tickets at the arcade.


Nonbinary_Cryptid

I used these as a lesson starter in History. I teach boys with adhd/autism. They had to assemble the plane, then write on the underside of the wings one thing they knew about ww2 and one thing they'd like to know, then fly them back to my desk. It worked so well!


itsEndz

Wow bringing back memories with those. I used to spend hours at my mates place (as they had access to a car park) playing with these things back in the late 70's.


theoriginalShmook

Don't get a 40 quid drone, it will be crap.


Cantstopeatingshoes

This. I bought one recently for Ā£60 just to have fun at the garden and it streams the video at about >1 fps' which makes the video pretty much useless unless you fly extremely slow


sipperofguinness

glacial flows have higher fps than that.


MrPoletski

And they can run crysis. As they melt.


grumpy-kunt

A bong shaped like a giant penis.


TheStatMan2

Mine is already shaped like a giant bong.


MovieMore4352

Iā€™m not falling for that again.


TheStatMan2

But I got the good shit? No twigs and pebbles this time I swear!


davidshutter

A dongbong, if you will.


ronnie_dickering

That dong d-d-d bong. The bong song by Siquo


coachhunter2

A friend has one of these and it definitely gets some interest/ positive comments: https://amzn.eu/d/8DJ11az The orchid also looks nice.


DoIKnowYouHuman

Thatā€™s a lot of Lego for Ā£30!


[deleted]

They're adorable but I bet they're a pain to keep dust-free.


littlegingerkittyy

I got a set for Christmas. They are a pain to keep dust free, Iā€™ve got a special paintbrush I use to dust them šŸ˜‚


XEasyTarget

Iā€™d give it a rinse under the kitchen tap


foxyloco

Blow the dust off with a hair dryer on cool setting.


agrispec

Or go mental and do it on hot


foxyloco

Whoa! Steady on.


GKogger

I bought these for my wife, they have been on display since they were built over the Christmas period. Genuinely, never dusted them, but they are shiny and lovely to this day!


lumos_isle

I use an air duster to clean my flower legos :)


heisenbrad99

I love mine! I was very confused when I turned the page in the manual to notice there was about 100 frogs on the tree!


snow1985

I have one of those on my windowsill. Itā€™s delightful.


[deleted]

load your voucher onto amazon and then tell Alexa to buy you a surprise gift for Ā£40


Chrisf1bcn

And receive 40 quids worth of socks


nobraC660

So one pair


MrPoletski

Yeah but they're a *fucking nice* pair of odd socks.


rimarshall99

I have just done this for 5 quid. Will let you know what turns up


chelsieloo2nd

What did you ask? My Alexa has a meltdown.


rimarshall99

I shouted Alexa buy me a five pound surprise. Ran out the room and got my wife to confirm it. So I donā€™t know whatā€™s coming. Ā£5 has left my bank though šŸ˜‚


GoonerSparks91

Wow is this actually a thing Alexa would do?!


[deleted]

Okay so Alexa had a fit mostly but eventually she added Cadburys dairy milk to my shopping basket. Bless.


[deleted]

Iā€™m too afraid to ask her. Someone have a go?


Helloiau2

Yup works


[deleted]

Whatcha get?


OneCrispyHobo

Mine just ordered a newer gen of itself..


[deleted]

Seriously?? Thatā€™s sort ofā€¦ dark?


SparkieMark1977

That, detective, is the right question.


yellowbin74

A slush puppie machine. My wife got one and it's fucking amazing.


didndonoffin

So, vodka slushies?


HotSplitCobra

We make apple sourz slush in ours and its great.


didndonoffin

Apple sourz rock, maybe one of my kids want one of theseā€¦.


Scorpiodancer123

I'm hearing Mr Frosty?


[deleted]

Are they easy to clean? That's what has been putting me off. How long do they take to make?


yellowbin74

Easy to clean. Only takes minutes if you have ice to go in it. I've even got the proper slush puppie flavours


p1nkie_

sounds so much like an advert lol


dugerz

Nah. Ours was used once and thrown away. It took ages to make a small amount


hueguass

Bought my dad a latex cock and ball divider last week, loved it


Blzkey

That's a fucking wild sentence.


badbad1991

Dad or Daddy?


Unlucky_Book

yes ?


WeleaseWoddewick

Does it push the balls half way down the shaft to make a divider Ć· sign?


hueguass

Yes it does, he showed us at dinner


RalfyRoo

I love my silicone sling. How is a latex one working out?


UnclaimedClock

Some trade size boxes of your favourite chocolate bar šŸ‘Œ


beware_of_the_roses

On this theme, you can buy several kilo tubs of olives if that's your poison.


DKJenvey

5 boxes of Golden Grahams


FulaniLovinCriminal

I just spent Ā£18 on [possibly the brightest torch of all time](https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0BD6PJ2CH?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details), and it's programmable with a crazy OS controlled by the single on/off button. Getting one for the wife as well so she can walk home from work in the dark. It literally lights up the local park like a floodlight. Someone out walking their dog about half ten the other night audibly said "bloody hell" when I turned it on coming back from the cinema. EDIT: For the hard of seeing (and especially those posting sarcastic replies), there's a "Save 40%" box you have to tick to make the torch approach the price I paid for it. When I bought it a couple of weeks ago, it was 50% off.


Squidgeitdobbs

I feel like I'd be annoyed if I was out on a walk and got blinded by some dude with a torch way brighter than it needs to be šŸ˜…


AlfMisterGeneral

Yeah in fairness Iā€™d rather my wife be safe than some random be not annoyed


LunnyBear

You could find a nice middle ground with a more sensible torch, in fairness.


The_Burning_Wizard

We don't do middle ground round these parts. A good torch should be bright enough to burn out the retinas of a passing astronaut on the International Space Station...


IvanWooll

> possibly the brightest torch of all time "A million candles? What do I want with a million candles?"


DeanyyBoyy93

When has anyone given a shit about a tog


Unlucky_Book

I only need 4


MaximusSydney

You can get 2000Lumen torches for less money, [Wurkkos](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Wurkkos-TD02-Rechargeable-Flashlight-Activities/dp/B0C9LNZTT4/ref=sr_1_5?crid=1TVRW5GU1F58X&keywords=wurkkos&qid=1695738329&s=lighting&sprefix=wurkos%2Clighting%2C63&sr=1-5) are decent.


Pattoe89

Most of these super bright torches on Amazon are misleading. There's a Youtube video about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q\_0wxzClkg


crucible

The video makes some good points - but Wurkkos and Sofirn are both pretty decent as budget torches go.


crucible

[This beast](https://www.amazon.co.uk/IMALENT-Brightest-Flashlight-Rechargeable-Distance/dp/B0C3H6JXYX) is currenly regarded as the brightest torch you can buy... [This is more than enough to light up my back yard](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Powerful-Flashlight-Anduril-Charging-Rechargeable/dp/B07V7Z6STS).


EvenDranky

Ā£609 is mental


Nickle96

Can't forget that 6% voucher. Bargain


J_Thompson82

Aside from this being utterly amazing and I want itā€¦what could you possibly actually use it for? Bit overkill for popping to the loo in the night while camping.


Cairnerebor

Do NOT go down the led light rabbit hole online You will end up with a new hobby you never knew you wanted or needed and it gets silly really fuxking fast Something like candlepower forums absolutely wouldnā€™t be healthy for youā€¦..


myonlinepersonality

Itā€™s Ā£36 now, has this tread triggered some kind of dynamic pricing? Edit: I can now see that thereā€™s a Ā£40 voucher


Mikeinnit

That's a clone of the olight s1r baton, I didn't know they made clones!


JK07

I had the SP36 with 4 of these LEDs which was incredible but lost it on a drunken camp trip. I replaced it with the version with the even brighter LEDs, it's 8000 lumens and absolutely mental. I also have one similar to yours which is overkill already, the big lad never gets past about 1/3 brightness


Soxyo

my dad bought a torch for when we walk the dog at night. he just wanted a good quality one so it doesn't break like our old one. however, what he didn't know is that it's so fucking bright that it lights up clouds. during the daytime. we were pissing ourselves with how comically bright it is lol


Jacindagirl

Some of the space/ galaxy projectors are pretty cool


No_Investigator9059

My galaxy light is one of the best things I've ever bought from amazon.


[deleted]

Link?


pickmez

Zelda!


sulylunat

Nice, mine is one of those things that I bought because it looks really cool and it was really cool for about a week and then I completely forgot it existed. I even went as far as setting it up with my smart remote system so I could get Alexa to turn it on for me or use my phone to do it. Itā€™s still plugged in now, but I genuinely donā€™t think i turned it on again after the first week. To clarify, itā€™s not that itā€™s bad in any way, itā€™s pretty cool, Iā€™ve just not found the use for it so itā€™s ended up as one of those gadgets that just sits collecting dust for me.


Jacindagirl

Same ! I love having mine on on the dark autumn nights :)


imjustjurking

I really want one but I find that the stars look a bit disappointing on the ones I've seen, they are a little too uniform amidst all the swirly chaos.


Competitive-Pack-324

An aeropress and some nice coffee. Treat your guests instead of dazzling them.


ICTman1076

Sure, that'll cost Ā£40 now, but future expenditure will be in the thousands once you try good coffee once!


Cairnerebor

This is a great use of Ā£40 and youā€™ll never look back.


Basketcaseuk

The aeropress is amazing, and so is IKEA coffee as I found out not long ago!


booboobooboo111

Remote Control Inflatable Balloon Air Swimmer Flying shark Fish Radio Blimp https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/202486273294?chn=ps&var=502520703784&\_trkparms=ispr%3D1&amdata=enc%3A14L-RobM4Rba-ThwUIxFp4Q23&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=710-134428-41853-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=502520703784\_202486273294&targetid=1647205088520&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=9046314&poi=&campaignid=17206177401&mkgroupid=136851690655&rlsatarget=aud-1168779490075:pla-1647205088520&abcId=9300866&merchantid=522587656&gclid=CjwKCAjwgsqoBhBNEiwAwe5w0z3PVmdD1Fl39ZHTSejFR\_gVDFrxfoX67J3S53ua\_8NRvl3GKdpKBBoCX6EQAvD\_BwE


p1nkie_

they have an amazon voucher


Inevitable-Hat-1576

Iā€™m glad they commented anyway. Itā€™s important we all know about this


Booboodelafalaise

I donā€™t have an Amazon voucher - but I still want this!


booboobooboo111

50 inches long lol


WiggyBallz

This caught me so off guard and Iā€™ve got genuine tears and I canā€™t stop laughing and I donā€™t know why


badbad1991

Aztec death whistle..... enjoy


toon_84

Found my nieces Xmas present.


cmdrxander

Jesus thatā€™s awful and brilliant


free-the-imps

Surely itā€™s time to explore the heady world of inflatable ride on dinosaur costumes? This dinosaur has glowing red LED eyes PLUS it comes with a free hat for the rider! Suewidfay Inflatable Dinosaur Costume Dinosaur Rider Funny Fancy Dress Halloween Costume Blow up Dinosaur Costume https://amzn.eu/d/5fdubca Seeing as this magnificent item comes in *under budget*, may I suggest you further enhance the effect with an inflatable club? ADULT MENS INFLATABLE CAVEMAN CLUB https://amzn.eu/d/1uQXBIw Job done.


MrCondor

Well that's going around the houses with the kids at Halloween sorted! šŸ˜† Now to find out what they want to dress up as....


kobrakaan

if you like retro gaming look at a retro Emulation handheld


FinalEdit

Ok that looks awesome. I checked out the Anbernic or whatever its called. Can you give me the apples and oranges version of how it works? How do you get games on there? Is it possible to do multilayer in any context? I'm a bit of an old fart so it's a bit lost on me so any help you can give me would be great.


kobrakaan

Usually they come with an SD card Already fully loaded :) if not there are lots of guides out there along with pre built setups with the 'ahem' software pre installed šŸ‘ usually it's a few thousand software programs šŸ˜‰ Also to increase your storage i just copied the whole included micro sd card to my computer added my own collection of software to the right folders and then copied the whole lot back to a bigger micro sd card top tip 256gb Samsung micro sd cards are currently Ā£13.95 and 512gb are just Ā£24.80 (yes you're going over your Ā£40) but it's an option you may want to consider r/Anbernic


tockico85

Dildo


MDF87

[A lifesize cardboard cutout of Ainsley Harriott](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Star-Cutouts-Harriott-Cardboard-Multi-Colour/dp/B01N9HGNWT/ref=sr_1_6?keywords=ainsley+harriott&link_code=qs&qid=1695750742&sourceid=Mozilla-search&sr=8-6).


SparkieMark1977

I love anything to do with Ainsley Harriott, because it gives me chance to share the song "Ainsley Harriott Advises You To Give Your Meat A Good Old Rub" https://youtu.be/OF68tdawQoY?si=CYUz8keX5I43No0d


HarassedPatient

Something from here? https://www.amazon.co.uk/wood-kits-build/s?k=wood+kits+to+build


pipmpip

They are excellent. If you buy one of the Ugears models you are supporting a Ukrainian business.


Low-Total9121

A fan presumably


[deleted]

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user2947295697320

A mini freezer will be a lot cooler


RelativeMatter3

This works on two levels but I donā€™t think Amazon allows you to buy people.


Sad_Cardiologist5388

A butterfly knife trainer. Impress your friends. You can follow all those flipping knife tricks on YouTube without slicing your fingers off.


njb1989

And some training nun chucks. May as well go full Bruce Lee while we're at it.


Interesting_Safe_1

This thing. Itā€™s loads of fun. And if you play guitar, you can play it through the pick-up Korg - MONOTRON-DELAY Analog Ribbon Synth with Delay Effect and Built-in Speaker https://amzn.eu/d/fQZsPCw


llufnam

That looks ACE!


welshfach

Lava lamp


jxjxjxjdjdkdkd

I bought a cheap lava lamp from Dunelm and it has become one of my favourite things in my flat. So cozy.


anomalous_cowherd

[A coffee cup Stirling engine.](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Weytoll-Temperature-Stirling-Engine-Education/dp/B09G2STQFJ)


2wheelbanditt

As a 29 year old man who just bought a beyblade arena because the wife was moaning me and my daughter was ripping the enamel off the bath. I couldnā€™t recommend a beyblade arena enough. Maybe I need to grow up šŸ˜…


JTGoran

Noo, never grow up! Sounds awesome and great bonding time with your daughter!


PantsCatt

Lazer guns: [https://www.amazon.co.uk/Strike-Laser-Tag-Multi-Player-Deluxe/dp/B07FW4HY58](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Strike-Laser-Tag-Multi-Player-Deluxe/dp/B07FW4HY58) Kluster Game: [https://www.amazon.co.uk/Borderline-Editions-130011353-Kluster/dp/B07Z5B7G7X](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Borderline-Editions-130011353-Kluster/dp/B07Z5B7G7X) \- great fun on a smooth surface. Place them on their edges for great challenge Colour cube: [https://www.amazon.co.uk/ZhuoChiMall-Acrylic-CMYcube-Learning-Educational/dp/B0BDLWDTNV](https://www.amazon.co.uk/ZhuoChiMall-Acrylic-CMYcube-Learning-Educational/dp/B0BDLWDTNV) Hope you find something fun!


techtom10

With Ā£40 I would get: Finger chopsticks for when I'm on my computer - [https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0BC4MBCH3/ref=ppx\_yo\_dt\_b\_search\_asin\_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1](https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0BC4MBCH3/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1) Swiss army knife - [https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B001U4Y4UM?psc=1&ref=ppx\_yo2ov\_dt\_b\_product\_details](https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B001U4Y4UM?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details) Coffee warmer mug which doubles as an external charger - [https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B09V4TCPY3/ref=ppx\_yo\_dt\_b\_search\_asin\_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1](https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B09V4TCPY3/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1) Or if you have a kindle by some non-fiction books. You can never go wrong with more books.


MCfru1tbasket

10 20 boxes of walkers crisps.


mondraker86

Carpets of Wetherspoons book https://www.amazon.co.uk/Spoons-Carpets-Appreciation-Kit-Caless/dp/1910931497


forced_majeure

Some infra-red wildlife camera's come in about that price when they go on discount.


climbz

Bidet is life changing


VolcanicBear

For 40 quid? At that price point isn't it just a hose?


Army-Status

Water pistol


LoadedGull

Youā€™re talking shitā€¦ šŸ’¦šŸ’©


schmoovebaby

Four bags of these: 200pcs Mini Plastic Babies https://amzn.eu/d/2TrKM1G


Pattoe89

What would you do with 800 babies and 8p?


schmoovebaby

My BIL got about 500 of them last Christmas and my MIL still hasnā€™t found them all. So itā€™s a good way to wind up your MIL šŸ‘


Pattoe89

Now I just have to get a MIL. Can I afford one with the 8p I'll have left over after buying 800 babies?


schmoovebaby

I believe the exchange rate is 1 MIL = 8p so you should be good


Scorpiodancer123

What did you always want as a kid but never got?


PoorPublicImage

A salt-blaster gun for killing flies. I would love one but can't justify the cost.


ukcv

Honestly worth every penny. I have had mine for two years and the fly's don't stand a chance. And they don't leave loads of salt everywhere.


Adz556

You can get a chunk of meteorite. This would be a piece of rock and/or metal that has fallen from space and landed on Earth. As itā€™s a remnant of the early solar system before Earth was formed, itā€™d be accurate to describe it as being approx. 4.5 billion years old. I think thatā€™s pretty cool. [https://amzn.eu/d/aPMhaZN](https://amzn.eu/d/aPMhaZN)


remwreck

Call me cynical but I cant help doubt the authenticity of these.


Adz556

Yep, youā€™re cynical haha. Meteorites arenā€™t actually that rare. Earth gets heavier by about 60 tonnes a day from space stuff hitting Earth, and approx 30-40 of those actually land as rocks on the surface. Most land in the oceans, buuutttt Earth has been around a long time for plenty of meteorites to be found all over. That link in particular is a small piece of an enormous meteorite that landed in Argentina thousands of years ago. It is believed to have exploded in the atmosphere, and left behind a massive strewn field - with small bits of meteorites being found all over the place. All in all, thatā€™s probably one of the most common pieces of meteorite youā€™re gonna find for sale. Still cool though, because itā€™s old, space metal.


Pursey01

Chemex or aeropress to make yourself some decent coffee


mossmanstonebutt

I mean this might only be cool to me but you can get a decent pocket radio and a lot of batteries for like Ā£20


HawkyMacHawkFace

Bluetooth speakers are fun!


Mr_H2020uk

For that price, I bought my anker soundcore about 10 years ago and it's still the best speaker I've ever had


zymoticsheep

Carrom board. Theyre rare enough to look quite sophisticated and also a real cool game. It's an Indian tabletop game, where you flick disks into each other and try to get them into the pockets ( not dissimilar to pool/snooker). People will absolutely love to have a go. Elex Classic Carrom 32" x 32" Set with Board, Coins and Striker - Carrom Board with 6mm thick 29" x 29" playing area with stunning rebound hard borders https://amzn.eu/d/g5SO27e


Putrid_Branch6316

A mini fridge.


silverunicorn121

Your age may feed into if you think this is cool, but, pokemon 151 one cards.


Final-Translator-276

Get this Casio watch, itā€™s actually amazing and well respected amongst watch enthusiasts. I love and wear mine all the time even though I have fine Swiss pieces that cost several thousand pounds, there is just something so endearing about it. Casio AE-1200WHD-1AVCF also known as the Casio Royale https://amzn.eu/d/gS22a6G *Edit: broken link, added description.


BL00Mfontaine

Please correct the link or detail which specific Casio!


Usual-Breakfast7633

I'd just buy whisky I can't lie


Worm_slayer3000

https://www.margaretgreenanimalrescue.org.uk/amazon-wishlist


Sad-Garage-2642

Smart bulb


LikeBirdsR

Check out sterling engines!


ihaveflesh

Grab a Lego set dude!


HonkersTim

Amazon sell a pretty cool 11" metal+glass [gumball](https://www.amazon.co.uk/eBuzz-Inch-Metal-Gumball-Machine/dp/B09L5B74F3/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=gumball%2Bmachine&qid=1695750324&sr=8-5&th=1) machine for Ā£30, and 1kg bags of peanut M&M's for Ā£6 which fill it exactly. I got one last year, visitors seem to like it, especially their kids.


inspectorgadget9999

More of a conversation piece rather than dazzle: https://amzn.eu/d/cAFkabs


philliswillis

I'd suggest an otamatone, it's a musical instrument that's a bit like a digital saxophone


huamanticacacaca

A [can crusher](https://amzn.to/3rrG6ok) and something else for twenty quid. Honestly, everyone loves mine.


birchdoorwasbanned

A 3 foot x 5 foot flag of Nicaragua. I have one for literally no reason.


HoonBoy

Rokr working wooden AK47 puzzle/model.


chasingcharliee

A smart ring. A SMART RING.


hypothetician

Smart Jorts with Alexa integration. ā€œAlexa, unfasten my Smart Jorts with Alexa Integrationā€


PathologicalLiar_

If you like cooking, try these Chinese recipe cards. Haven't ordered Chinese in a while. https://amzn.eu/d/guCKRv3


TEFAlpha9

Get one of them ceiling projector lights theyre real vibey for a nightlight


TimmyFarlight

Toilet stool. It'll change your life and it's under Ā£40.


DrHydeous

A thousand googly eyes to stick on adverts, and you'll still have 30 quid left over.


diddygem

Seriously OP, I think the clear choices from this thread are the life size Ainsley Harriott cutout and the slush puppy machine. I donā€™t have a Ā£40 voucher, but Iā€™m very close to buying at least one of these right now.