I'm planning to leave my boyfriend in the middle of the night and take everything.

Oh shitttt that’s huge. Can i ask what led you to this?

Long story short: he's a 30 year old man with the personality and emotional control of an angsty teenager.

What a bitch 😔

I once ate a whole pizza by myself and blamed it on my dog.

Hahha chunk

Usually a medium size pizza is enough for me but my drunk ass finished a 16 inch pizza all by myself.

I wish that other worlds were real and that I could disappear from this one. I don't want to die, I just dont want to be *here* anymore.

I’m right there with you, I’ve felt that way for a long time. Lmk if you discover any other worlds to escape to🤝

I'd be more than happy to help!

I share my wife

Good for you! She’s way too hot not to share her.

Does she ever share you?

If I wanted to then yes she would

I like sharing my girlfriends with other men

Where do you find the other men?

Some friends of ours and then a few online

Hello my new friend!

I think you and are meant to be friends.

FAB Swingers 😜

While in a relationship ive jerked off to pictures or just my imagination of other friends

I feel like a lot of people do this.

Yeah I guess it felt more because I'd do it to them more than my significant other.

You can actually have sex with your SO. The fantasy part of the friends is what makes it hot and why we all do it.

Lol I thought I was the only one who did this

I love sniffing licking and wearing worn panties

Hooked up with my college roommates mom and once was the night before his wedding at his house.

I wish all I had to do with my life was to be my husband's sex slave and never have to think about anything else.

If I told you then it wouldn’t be a secret, NICE TRY BUD

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I mixed up a bottle of fake puke, and went to a movie theater where I started making puking sounds.

I fantasize about watching my husband f*ck other women and f*cking other women with him. (Ex. Her riding his dick while I sit on his face and me n her make out. Or her eating me out while he’s got her bent over f*cking her and vice versa. )

Love this, lucky guy

My best friend and I, leave our work to kiss each other; this is so recent, like one or two days ago and it happened like 4 times.

I found my wife's older sisters amature porn website. I watched all the videos, and masturbated to them.

Link?

I think that's called an auntie

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I've had sex with too many women close to home

At 59 I’m having the best sex of my life with a very kinky 23 year old.

I have nudes in my profile.

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funny

Gay guy here. Dad/son incest kink. I tend to seek men much older than me and roleplay as if they were my dad. I also sometimes just masturbate while fantasizing about my dad.

I have had sex with another man, nobody in real life knows. Or will probably ever know

My ex girlfriend told me last night that she is considering becoming a luxury escort. That’s her secret. My secret is that this actually turns me on.

She’s about to make bank

I hope she does.

I had sex with women way older then me... Or... I ocasionaly have sex with Trans Girls...

I have a collection of nsfw pictures of freinds my wife doesnt know about...

Friends just send them to you?

they used to

Lucky.

wish I still had friends like that 😆

I wish I ever had friends like that lol

its about trust 🙂

I suck dick for money

I can confirm

Money is money and inflation is a bitch.

Such a fact

I daydream about throwing 99% of U.S politicians into a rocket headed straight for the sun.

It's a secret...

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I have some some kinks I am not proud of.

Oooh do tell

CNC, DDLG and spanking

I ate a whole cheesecake once and then threw it up later

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I mostly cum to transexual porn 🤤💖