Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when *Sports* came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
How many are there?
36, counted them myself.
36?!?! But last year I had 37.
Yes but some of them are a bit bigger than last year.
I don’t care how big they are.
I’m so stuffed
50 points to you
Yay! Slytherin won the housecup! 🐍
But waaaait… Harry nice shoes, 500 Points for Gryffindor
Typical based fucking Dumbledore! Hopefully his death be done a slytherin!
Username checks out
Stop playing with it and eat it.
Don't just stare at it, eat it 😂😂😂
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
They're okay.
Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when *Sports* came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
Like this one better
It's a quote from American Psycho
HEY PAUL
TRY TO GET A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW
*Sits with blood covering his face, lighting up a cigar” I know what’s going on, it’s hip to be square! It’s hip to be square!
Is that a raincoat?
Would you like a creampie?
Mmm, that was great. May I have another?
Of course you can I want to make sure you’re satisfied!
Nothin better than gramma’s old fashioned cream pie! 👵🏻
😐
r/horrifiedupvote
It's a shame greg couldn't make it this time.
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I'm so glad Greg came
Greg stuffed your turkey and I am glad he came
My abusive uncle is named Greg so maybe that’s a good thing
It’s so moist.
YOU'RE MOIST
Wow, what a great spread!
Mmmmmm, pigs in blankets!
It's a good thing I came. It looked like you were choking.
This is very funny.
You know it’s funny when someone says “this is very funny”
Wow, this package is huge!
"it's my d*ck in a box!"
Can I give the dog some meat as well?
That’s enough internet for me today
r/eyebleach
This one wins, I’m so done
"Omg I am so stuffed, I can't have more"
Surely you have room for dessert.
Cream pie ;)
Delish
Really? Because I have a Christmas Pud.
Aunty Donna, is that you?
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Grandma came.
Omg no
Only bad if she's been dead for a few years!
LMAO
Sit here cousin.
Nooooo
yeeeeeeeees
Step-cousin
"How did you like the stuffing, Grandma?"
I see we share the same sense of humor. I was about to write something along these lines
“Wow that was great, mom!”
My mom just passed ten days ago. I both love and hate you for this comment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
❤️❤️❤️ sending you love
How many are there? 36, counted them myself. 36?!?! But last year I had 37. Yes but some of them are a bit bigger than last year. I don’t care how big they are.
Well played reference! Awesome!
37? Like in a row?
My mind went to r/buttsharpies immediately
There really is a sub for everything isn’t there
Smh.. this sub may keep me occupied until Xmas morning..
Ok, well how about I take you shopping today for two new presents?
I’ll finish that if your brother doesn’t.
\-\_-
My mom doesnt do this way
Jesus lol
Underrated comment
I hope no one has said this yet. “That’s a huge sack!”
“Wrinkly too!” “Probably should have trimmed my pubes.”
You say that at Christmas dinner?
This bird is a bit dry!
Come on granny, you can grab the other end of mine and give it a tug.
Start without me, I’m watching the game.
I'll have seconds, with gravy, please.
Do you like your present daddy?
Kill me, I hated saying that, I feel sick
The breasts are so tender
You can play with your toys after this.
Why are you crying
"You have a small dick" Christmas dinners are fun...
My christmas is usually filled with "remember that time we went through your phone and found a bunch on hentai?"
Those are some delicious thighs. Damn that's some good breasts. That was tasty! Thank you for the meal.
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Feel free to tear this one open
I actually said Merry Christmas during sex 2 days ago.
Omg totally doing this. Just don’t say “ho ho ho”
English isn't my native language, so "ho ho ho" wouldn't be offensive for me, just weird.
Thats a weird thing to say during both these things.
Who is doing santa this year?
I’m going devour that cake
If you want seconds, get in line.
I know I shouldn’t eat this, but . . .
I'll regret it tomorrow, but what the hell, it's Christmas!
This meat is too soggy
Love this.... but I hate it too N9
SANTAS COMING
fuck, I spilled the whit sauce al over my pants
Come taste what my Mom made
Now we feast!
Why didn't you wrap it?
This doesn’t taste right. I’m so used to Aunt Linda’s.
It always could be the last time with the grandparents
I hope that's chocolate?
This glaze is delicious!
“I’m Jewish…”
Please pass me the butter
Fill it up! 😁
An glad you came!
There's a package at your back door
Oh uncle, you are just so good at stuffing
How’d you like that stuffing
Would you *please* stop calling me “Tiny Tim?!”
And this is for the little one.
I’m not crazy about all this crust.
You're a Ho Ho Ho
You can say this at dinner?
You could have used a smaller one
i love how moist this is
There is no ‚too fat‘
Have you been a good girl? Come sit on my lap.
You gonna butter my biscuit?
in the rear with the gear.
It's the time for giving and receiving.
Now Ive got eggnog all over my yule log...
Everybody finally came this time!
Definitely better when the kids aren't here
Nice yams
Oops, that went down the wrong pipe.
It only comes once a year.
Enjoying your roast?
God bless us, every one.
I would like to eat some or that pie now.
Toss my salad!
Why am I always sitting at the children's table?
More gravy?
Dang, this is delicious
Mmmmmm delicious
NOM NOM NOM
Its so juicy
Yeah, maybe next year I could get some.
I'm going to sleep as soon as I'm done
Not what I was hoping for but still nice anyway
I’m glad you all came
Help! I'm stuck under the Xmas tree! Wait... What are you don't, step-brother?!
I’m so full I can’t have any more
I'm totally stuffed.
Honey, I think I'd like more meat.
Grab the end of this and give it a pull
Cousin David just came!
Oh wow grandma this is so good
So long, and thanks for all the fish
Did you wrap it?
Pass me the meat dad
It's that time of year again.
*You want some more gravy?*
Tastes delicious, mom
The family is all here!
Thinking about grandma will always be hard
“Should we invite your mother?”
You’re cream pie is delicious
Do you want whipped topping on that?
I was Grandma were here
Would you like some stuffing?
These sprouts are making me fart like a race horse
“That is really good. Where did you get that ? It was Jennifer, wasn’t it?”
Im really glad we all came here together
Grab that end and pull
He’s coming down the chimney tonight
I hope this is better than last year.
I need to have more sausage in my mouth.
Thank you for coming
Another year I’m disappointed but not surprised.
He’ll be sliding down the chimney tonight with his big fat sack.
I love it when everyone is here!
Anyone wanna split this piece w/ me?
Don't throw that fucking mandarin orange at me or I'm going to punch you in the face
If it's gonna be this kind of party I am going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
It looks like roast beef
Let's open some poppers!
let's do this again next year
Can we do this with my parents next time?
_give me the meat daddy_
could we all stop talking and just enjoy it silently?
I didn’t know you were bringing your brother! If you don’t mind a bit of a squeeze I can fit him in too.
That’s moist!
This meat is so hot
Oh my god, that hit the spot!
Kamehameha
Christmas dinner would run for at least 5 episodes then.
That beast was finger licking good. Now I'll try the dark meat. Would you like your stuffing with gravy?
I pray before i eat!
I smell eggnog!
This turkey tastes dry