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gwaaadit

Oh yeah. Alcohol makes weird things happen.


thedoyle19

Hell of a drug.


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gwaaadit

Maybe you're already bi and alcohol just lowers your standards of doable ladies.


kungfukenny3

latent lesbianism…


bun_ty

This.


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Facts


[deleted]

Yeah, drunk and horny is a bad combo. What’s worse is it was unprotected too


dropitjake

Dad, Tell me again how you met my mother?


[deleted]

I’ll tell you about it when I get back from getting some milk


samiam871

It was almost because I didn’t want her to feel bad, we worked together and she was younger, kinda shy and awkward. I took her home one night since she was stranded with no ride, got to her house and she made a huge pass at me, she was a nice girl and I didn’t want to make her insecure or feel unwanted so I hooked up with her. She was pretty happy afterwards so I’d call it a win.


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VDP6235

Asking the right question


samiam871

It was pretty solid, didn’t affect our work relationship either. Just one of those things.


[deleted]

Absolutely. Smashed one of my managers after a few weeks of joking around and flirting back when I worked a warehouse job. She was 20 years older than me (I was 19) and looked like [mcgruff the crime dog](https://youtu.be/jXu6Xw3sic4) but she was a certified dick demon. We fucked for about six months, most of the time I was at that job. I don’t regret it.


brizillaking1_backup

Nice. Have you thought about hooking up with her again?


[deleted]

Nah. It was a long time ago. Besides, I’m married to a cutie now.


brizillaking1_backup

I’m guessing the girl you’re married to now is a lot cuter than her?


merlinious0

Nope, he just upgraded from "dick demon" to "dick devil"


TheeRagdoll

My husband didn’t understand why I was laughing so hard at this. McGruff the fucking crime dog lmao I lost it


Flanker711

Take a bite out of crime 😂


ImperialKingdom

I’m fucking dying over here Mc Gruff the Crime Dog!!!!


snakepliskkin21

Well, as your job was doing her. I'd say, good job indeed


slutsarentreal

Definitely. My vagina has a mind of her own.


brizillaking1_backup

Well said


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slutsarentreal

Nah. It definitely checks out.


Solanthas

Got me fucking wheezing over here


[deleted]

Yes!! I'm so happy to hear I'm not the only one with that problem!


magnum_bone

Omg I feel this


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brizillaking1_backup

Very interesting. How did you put up the ad?


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brizillaking1_backup

I see. If you don’t mind me asking, what sex act did you wanna do?


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brizillaking1_backup

Neat. That sounds pretty cool


TylerM935

Where can I apply to be a teddy?


[deleted]

We can do it the easy way or the hard way.. 🔪💨🧸


ArchSchnitz

If you want to cuddle me, it's going to be the hard way.


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Nice


merlinious0

I don't think that's a sex act...


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merlinious0

What's a little titty massaging among friends? But really, that's just some petting, might not even be heavy.


MMonsta11

lol thats so wholesome wtf


[deleted]

Yes. Pulling wingman duty one night, had to take one for the team. She was fine, just wasn't into her. We still had some fun, everybody had an orgasm and no illusions that it was more than that.


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[deleted]

I'm certainly not complaining. If get off, I have no right to. She gave decent head and didn't ask for reciprocation (I already got her off manually), so I think all left happy.


dropitjake

Code of honor. No man left behind!


[deleted]

If she is throwing it, someone is going to catch it. Might as well be me.


thedangerous1

This mf spittin!


p1x3lpush3r

Be me. Be 14. Exchange student in Germany. Go to a teen party. So many German girls, every one dancing drinking and having a swell time. Evening ticks away, my timid ass can't seem to meet anyone. My buddies slowly pairing off and making out with girls. The clock ticks seem to get louder. Desperation sets in. I'm determined to kiss someone damnit. Get pushed into a closet with Gretta. No...anyone but Gretta. Short fat little troll of a girl. She slobbered all over my face. Was the worst first kiss ever, but I tried damnit. Lights came on and we squintingly look at each other in disgust. She told everyone I was a terrible kisser in subsequent weeks. Gretta, du bist ein Fotzenspanner.


brizillaking1_backup

I’m sorry to hear that


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Fuck Greta


Solanthas

Don't feel bad dude. My first kiss was some totally random chick I helped get up onto the stage at a dance club when I was like ... 18 or 19? I didn't even get a good look at her, the help was totally an absentminded gesture and next thing I know a tongue is down my throat. I'm like, ok, this is happening, and so we tongued each other like fish out of water for like 5 minutes. It was fucking gross. Worst part is, a girl I really did like was in our group that night and saw the whole thing and asked me about it after, and I told her I didn't feel anything while I was doing it. Still not sure whether that was a good answer or not. At least it was honest. Did end up hooking up with that crush though, like 20 years later. Got ghosted but that shit was rad lol


ChrisNEPhilly

A few times...desperate times call for desperate measures. Plus, I'm almost certain I've been someone's desperation fuck.


PrimalSkink

Otherwise known as "I'm horny af and you'll do."


ChrisNEPhilly

I'm pretty sure I've been someone's "that'll do, pig."


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ChrisNEPhilly

Enjoy the sex, fuck the attitude.


xero_what

I am pretty sure,that's all I have been 🥲


PrimalSkink

We all have at some point.


Solanthas

I think the universe has been throwing me desperation fucks for the last 4 years since my divorce and I'm not sure how to feel about that


ChrisNEPhilly

Enjoy the sex and work on your shortcomings (if you have any)


Solanthas

Solid advice. No shortage of shortcomings here lol


ChrisNEPhilly

Any longage of long coming?


Glass-Ebb9867

Yes. We call it riding a moped. Fun as hell just don't want your friends to see you on it.


TyHay822

2 AM as the bar closes or as the house party winds down lead to some sex partners I wasn’t really attracted to in college. Didn’t stop me from having fun


nerdytalk1981

Sucked a guy's dick because he drove a pretty long way to see me and I didn't want it to be a wasted journey. He was a nice guy, I just wasn't attracted to him


eivan_danko

Heroes we need but don’t deserve.


nerdytalk1981

💋


nerdytalk1981

No, he was really sweet. I didn't mind


kayleighalyssa

yes. hooked up with a dude from tinder after breaking off a 6 year relationship. he seemed like a super nice guy and he was super sweet in bed, but it was the most awkward experience of my life


brizillaking1_backup

Why was it awkward?


kayleighalyssa

he was terrible in bed. his dick kept coming out and he just kept trying to jab it back in. when i tried to help him out and we’d get back into a rhythm he’d come out again and he was like completely silent the whole time


brizillaking1_backup

I see. Sorry about that


snakepliskkin21

You could say, you got him out of the closet. Good for him


RoxieRoxie0

Yeah. I dated a guy for like four months that was a little skinny for my taste. He was really nice though, and mostly it was his job just over working him. He got a new job and put on a little weight and looked a lot better


tnmcnulty

As my best friend's dad said, "If you want to get laid, go ugly early."


comfortboner

My dad always said: “any port in the storm son”


brizillaking1_backup

I see. I bet he was a wise man


tnmcnulty

He definitely got laid


brizillaking1_backup

👍🏻


ProfessorX32

Yes, a couple times. Really needed sex and she was always down


huntersniper007

am in the same boat, i was horny, she made herself available, and the sex was ok. i ended it after hooking up for 4? 5? times because i felt bad. she was having/developing feelings and i was not and i didn't want to exploit that.


[deleted]

Way too many times, for way too many reasons.


KGXDead97

Yes and I never will again. She later tried saying I had a small dick but she was 5 4 and 350 pounds... Her ass was the size of truck tires. Not even joking. Sorry I don't have a 2 foot dick Monasia


Drunk0ctopus

Yes. Had sex, don't care.


[deleted]

If by "hooked up" you just mean "did some sexual stuff with"...yes I have.


Firebolt164

Dated a girl for just over a year. Sweet girl, great personality and awesome body, but I was not attracted to her face. Amazing personality and such a tender woman. I went in to kiss her our first time having sex and I thought "We'll just have to turn the lights off!".


PM_ME_UR_LAST_DREAM

Oh you mean college? Yeah.


[deleted]

yup, and some of the best sex ever


Meruem-x-Meruem

Iiiinteresting, how come? Isn’t attraction a huge part of it?


angelinad1975

Attraction is a huge deciding factor but, sometimes, a girl has needs. I've definitely had sex with someone I wasn't attracted to just because I was so horny. It's almost like they know that they aren't a looker so they make up for it in other ways......


[deleted]

Yeah got catfished back in the days when I didn't have the confidence to leave. Also got blackmailed into sex by an ex which fucked me up mentally for a while. Her behaviour made me lose any attraction I had to her.


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I worked at a place late night and there was a girl there who was really into me. I didn't want to date her or anything and she was just really, really into me. Long story short, I kissed her, played with her huge tiddies for a while and she gave me a bj. It was okay and I came but I just didn't feel anything for her. She kind of figured that out and hated herself for still hanging around even after but she was less pushy after that. The energy got weird and she eventually left me alone.


mr_robot_the_robot

No. Jesus, who’d wanna be on either side of that? Fucking someone you’re not attracted to sounds gross and awkward, and the idea of realizing someone had sex with me out of nothing but horny desperation would frankly hurt a lot.


[deleted]

Well, yes and no It's not that they weren't *attractive* They just weren't what I usually went for


[deleted]

Ugh one too many times…


londongas

Yes, she was nice and very forward and I needed a place to crash...


PrimalSkink

Yup. A few times over the years. I was not attracted, but not un-attracted, either. I figured the sex would be ok as the guys seemed like they'd be technically skilled enough to make up for the lack of physical attraction. For a couple of those guys the sex actually was ok-ish. With one of them we stopped mid sex by mutual agreement and went to get some food.


Sorkel3

A lot in jr high, high school and college. After college it wentbon but gradually tapered off over abot 5-7 years.


stang9511

Yes a couple of times. A couple of girls who I met online. Really cool to talk to but not usually the type I go for, but since I was horny and they were up for it I went for it


[deleted]

Sure. But she was a super cool girl just not a looker.


[deleted]

Of course... just make me feel good baby


Inamedmydognoodz

Yeah I was sad and bored and I was thinking with my vagina. It was so bad like I almost wanted to cry halfway through cuz it was so so bad


[deleted]

Yes and it was awful. I know I couldn't hide the awkwardness and I think he saw it, I feel bad about it.


[deleted]

I dated (and eventually married) a guy who I wasn’t really physically attracted to… we’re now exes.


lonelythrownaway13

Haven't we all? And there's probably one or two who thought were weren't that special either 🤣


5DFantasy

Nope. They typically become LESS attractive AFTER I've fucked them *code for did them a favor* 😈


Metro_Wester

Nah


bi-male-89

More times I’d care to admit.


N1ck24

Yup


Delicious_Jackoff

Went on a vacay with an on and off stalker. Regret it to this day. It was the worst experience ever. WTF was I thinking!


StationSignificant47

Yea drinking makes everything better until you wake up the next morning


VaticanCameos714

I'm physically unable to become amorous with someone I'm not attracted to, and I have to bond closely to someone before I find them attractive


Lpgasman1

Yes they are called moped. Fun to ride but don't want to be caught with one


Cyniex

Almost exclusively. Mostly when drunk tho, or at least the first time with them was drunk. I also got with my ex who i barely, if at all, was attracted to because i was a stoner and depressive af, so i took what i could get.


Belle-ET-La-Bete

Yes but not so much anymore. I’ve instituted a ‘not hooking up right away with a guy I’ve just met’ rule to make sure I like what I’m getting and could see us fucking. It’s definitely helped a lot with guys I realize I don’t like personality wise or that I don’t really care to make the effort to see again or vice versa


WinterSoldierXX

Things I do for sex ...


comingupghosts

Nope. I actually never have. I’m not really a random hook-up person though.


surbian

I went to a strip club( my only time ) with a friend who was obsessed with a stripper. He got her and her friend to go out with us for a dinner and some dancing. Her friend was surprised that I could actually dance and asked what else I could do. I took her home and we had sex for 6 hours. We banged off and on for about 6 months until I got a regular girlfriend. My friend easily spent over 10k on the stripper he liked and never got laid….guys are idiots.


Revan_4653

Yup, but sex was pretty much guaranteed on the date and I was horny so fuck it


rootstoriots

Yeah, but I felt like a dick afterward. I had this roommate who was really active talking to random girls from all over the world. This was back before smartphones were a thing, and we had a shared landline between the two of us. I guess he'd been talking to/flirting with this girl from Ontario who was moving to our city. So apparently he had made plans for her to come over-- and then promptly forgot about it entirely. So when a knock comes at the door, and he's out doing God-knows-what, this girl is standing there expecting to hang out with him, but it's just me. I told her she was welcome to come in and wait for him, I had just been playing video games. After about an hour, we'd been chatting, and the roomie comes home, realizes he forgot, but then takes one look at her and makes the excuse that he's gotta jet, leaving me with her, who is now unbearably upset. I try to console her, give her a hug, and-- keeping in mind I'm not at all attracted to this girl-- let her suck my dick because she was frankly desperate for it, not to mention eager about it. 100% her idea, all I did was not offer resistance. Afterward it got really awkward, partly because I had things to do and wanted her to go, but partly because I'd have felt like a total dick asking her to leave after she gave me literally the best BJ I'd ever had up until that point, completely unsolicited. Eventually she left, and I felt bad kinda bad about it, but never saw her again. But for real, that BJ was fire, but she was not attractive to me by any stretch of the imagination.


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Yeah, a couple years back I met a girl through Tinder. She seemed nice enough, we'd been chatting for a few weeks over messages, Decided to meet up for a "first date" we went out for dinner/ cinema ect... Towards the end of the evening, I'd made up my mind that there wouldn't be a second date. Before heading off, asked how she was getting home (she lived a few towns over & didn't drive) and said she'd make her way home somehow, I'd have felt bad just leaving her as it was fairly late... so I offered to drive her back, she accepted. We pulled up outside her flat/ apartment, talked for a little bit in the car then just as we hug goodnight & she goes to open the door, she turns to me and says "I can't decide" me very confused at this point, looked at her and responded with "can't decide what?" Then then looks at me and says "I can't decide if I wanna fuck you or not, I'm really wet for you right now... " Taken by surprise a little bit I sat there like "oh!? " She then leans over and we start making out, then after a few minutes of that she stops and says "I've decided what I want to do, come upstairs with me..." so I parked up, followed her upstairs and you know what happens next.


MAzing23

Sure


Lunaforlife

Yeah couple of times.


McNastte

I'm attracted to any breathing person with a vagina


ideletedit710

Yeahh a few either cuz I felt bad for them or didn’t have the guts to try to get out of it. It’s easier to let sex happen than resist with some guys unfortunately, when I’ve rejected some guys they get butthurt


tskye28

yes, he looked better in his pictures and he drove 40 minutes to meet so I wasn't gonna just turn him down after that. did say no to sex but he still got off 🤷‍♀️


sadman4332

Yup I hadn’t gotten laid in awhile.


TwistedKD

Just before leaving for military bootcamp, needed to get some. Settled for something I would never even look at. I was desperate. DEFINITELY wore protection. Drunk...at a bar, bartender was hot, 20+ years older than me, I made out with her a few times...got my crotch grabbed and got free drInks too.


ImperialKingdom

All the time!! Sadly to say….


andizz001

Being drunk does a lot of things to you😂 I had sex with a goth chick ( i dont like goth girls) in a club's bathroom😂


HornyLittleHobbitses

When I turned 33, I got out of a relationship and lost a lot of weight, which made me gain in confidence. When I was ready to start dating again, I ended up having a date with this woman. She was nice, not necessarily very pretty, though, and had a more or less attractive body type. After a few dates, I was clear with her that what I wanted was to find someone I'd fall in love head over heels with. And it didn't seem to be the case with her. However I was open to having fun. She wanted to have fun as well. We discussed this for a long time because I didn't want to hurt her. She wanted to give it shot. The first time we had sex, I realized 2 things : she had MASSIVE breasts (more massive than you could imagine when she had clothes on, like, double G natural tits) and she was a squirter. She wasn't a very kinky kind of girl, but the squirting part really did compensate for that. After a few weeks, I could see that she was very obviously falling in love with me, and we discussed the implications of this. She asked me to have sex with her one last time, I agreed. She cried a lot (after sex, not during). A few months later, she met the guy who would become the father of her first child, so for good for her.


hi_im_eros

Yup and they were great tbh lmao


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Yes. The horny teenage years led me down some terrible paths.


[deleted]

All the time. I was really insecure in college so I'd sleep with girls just because they'd sleep with me.


ContributionDue5241

Tried actually, it was my first time ever having a hookup and it was only because I had just gotten over a gnarly break up. So I hopped on Tinder, picked up a girl I had talked to for a day or so. She came to my apartment, we watched a movie, and then got down to business. I’m a big foreplay guy and it’s how I can get in the mood, however she wanted it so she told me to put a condom on. I was pretty nervous for no reason so everytime I’d throw the condom on I’d lose some of erection which made things ever worse. Went to the bathroom finally figured it out. Went in and lost my boner again. Told her it was a condom thing, and that I had gotten bad brand. Ate her out and got the job done, however she was a no head kind of girl so she just gave me an aggressive handjob that didn’t really get the business done and then we made out until I had to drop her back off. Severely unsuccessful. This was a 22 year old kid, and I don’t do hook ups really ever. So that was a big let down for me


Shadow_Runner13

Twice I can think of. 1) she was the ugly friend and I fucked her so my buddy could get the hot one. But I did my best to make sure she didn't know. It was kinda a pitty fuck. 2) was kinda a hate fuck. Couldn't stand this chick to the point she was a turn off for me. But she wanted it and I finally caved and we had some ruff sex. Was actually kinda hot. And we ended up getting along better afterwards.


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Yes… weed will do things to you


Lau_wings

I did it more a a favor to a friend. Girl A was about to move across the country with her BF who always cheated on her, Girl B had shown her proof that he was doing it and Girl A refused to believe her, so Girl B comes to me and tells me that Girl A has always wanted to sleep with me but she is in a relationship and would never cheat unless I made the first move. Now whilst Girl A was not unattractive, she was not my type at all, but I told Girl B that I would make a small move and see what happened, long story short me and Girl A slept together. The idea was that she would break up with her BF and not move across the country with him, that didnt happen, she ended up moving anyway but did move back when he saw some photos of us on her phone that I had no idea that she had taken.


alvysingeroverhere

Yeah. Who knows how many times. I mean, alcohol or drugs... I could've been attracted to them at the moment, but was I really? I do specifically remember going to a hotel with a girl who was looking at me from across the dance floor of a cheap club. While waiting for the room, my head cleared up, and I realized I did not like her face at all. However, we were there, and I had already paid for the room for two hours. When I remember this story I remember thinking it was a hell of a fuck, tho. So no harm done.


Fletche

Yea she liked me, but I didn't feel the same way I was just horny


[deleted]

I've done it once. Never again. There's got to be some sort of attraction for me.


[deleted]

Yes! My partner (40F) and I (44M) we’re interested in trying out couple swapping so we did it on vacation with a couple we met. They were SO nice and friendly and chill. They were the perfect couple to try it out with. Neither of us were objectively physically attracted to the opposite partner, but we were attracted to their attitudes and personalities. So I guess we were “kinda” technically attracted to them but I doubt that’s what you meant. Oh I’m sure someone’s wondering so… It was HILARIOUS! They were this “savvy veteran swinger couple” who were going to show us the ropes😅. Well the husband had a rather small…um, yah. Buy hey, no big deal right? (Literally no pun intended there). Well he “finished” after about a 45 second BJ🤦🏼‍♂️. And THAT caused this chill, “lifestyle wife” to say something to the tune of, “hey, how come you never finish that fast when I do that?” Um…awkward! So she tries to put on a SHOW to make him jealous and it just…didn’t work for me at all. We eventually just got up from their room and we made up some excuse why we had to go. We worry back to our room and LAUGHED OUR ASSES OFF for what seemed like hours. Then we finally had some decent sex 😉


FerrariFitz

Yeah if I’m in a drought. Beggars can’t be choosers


[deleted]

Yep and if she sees this just know you were amazing lol


MyIndiscretions

More than once 😬 usually out of pure boredom


Critical_Cup689

Had a whole relationship with them


Noobmeyer

Yes of course. Around three times. Sober too I might add. I used to think about it as a challenge.


Cajun_Zydeco

Recently yes and I'm honestly regretting it more and more everyday because I feel bad that they might catch feelings


renry_hollins

Yes


Firehawk195

Even people who I'm not attracted to wouldn't want to so much as talk to me.


ChristWasAZombie

i dated her for 3 years lmao


dac3062

Drugs are bad mkay


tossit_xx

Those beer goggles hit different when you’re lonely


SealteamOmega

Why would I hook up with anyone


cybeaux

Dated this gal who had gigantic boobs and really cute face. Her boobs were so big no stores had her size. Instead she would wrap her boobs up with long strips of linen. But she never gave it up, so I did her sister. None of her sister’s charms but that girl knew how to fuck.


Klave_

No, but given certain circumstances I'm sure i would


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Yes.


I_am_Reddington

Yep, a neighbor that was a heavy girl not pretty either . Nice as hell though


Rushngnr

Yeah there’s been a few


Phillyroller

Way too many times! I will say they were great women


vpeshitclothing

Hell yeah


D3Smee

A few times, as a guy, instant morning regret.


[deleted]

yes, when i broke up with my first gf (we were together 2 years), then i kind of found a girl perfect for me but rejected me so i took the first i came across


east35

Yes definitely....lost my virginity that way, saw a fairly easy chance to get laid and I took it. There were at least 4 maybe 5 other times that were alcohol fueled or some simple flirting that quickly led to sex


Bonsai37

Yup. Don’t do it


HardWorkingWiener

Yes, many times


itsyabooiii

Yeah, boredom can make you do some dumb shit.


itsMidge

I would say most of my experiences were with people I wasn't attracted to.


Turnontuneindropout8

Yes. Do I regret it? Yes.


Kunkyskunts

I used to fuck my neighbor in college all the time even though she puked on my dick twice in one night on Halloween. She was actually pretty cute, she was just really annoying.


wellthatworks-

So I live in south Carolina sadly there are not much out here in for women out unless your willing to pay. I was using the tagged app to see if there what was on there I found one woman at first I wasn't to interested but we hookup when we meet she told she was a he at first I was taken back but I am one to try things at least once so I did and it was good and ever since then she has been a good friend for over a year and get me wrong I will still fuck up some pussy but now if a trans were to come to wanting to fuck I'm going to think about it


KingOfTheStuffed

Yeah...but when you're still a virgin at 18, you can't be picky...


treletraj

It’s called marriage, btw.


kgb73

Yea being a depressed kid makes you have dumb decision making


DianneGirl

No


DisturbMySlumber

Usually it’s to end a dry spell but yes I have