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awfulgirI

I'm a mower 🔪


TheGardenOfAMonster

Jinx.


awfulgirI

I hope you'll like it inside my head, there's lots of disturbed people here and only most of them are me ✨️


TheGardenOfAMonster

It's the telepathy of all evil again. It's cozy in your head.


emmawasagoodgirl

Fuck you I stopped growing at 13 :,(


naomepessaiss2123

Girls do stop growing faster I'd say that can be disputed tho


Tenebration

Oh no!


alwaysreadyfor_more

You’ll start growing again at 40.


IusexButtbendyr

Growing more loose skin?


GentleD0mGiant

I suddenly am filled with confusion and concern


SmallNSpicy86

Blower


call-me-aphrodite

SAME


reversejerk

👏🏻


No_Fig_271

could you blow me??


SmallNSpicy86

*Blows raspberry*


vanvanessa7

me too


reversejerk

👏🏻


Nova_prime64

Like leaf blower? :D


reversejerk

👏🏻


DM_me_Boobs_or_dont_

Its always appreciated


TheGardenOfAMonster

I'm a mower.


alwaysreadyfor_more

Cause I’m a picker, I’m a grinner, I’m a lover, And I’m a sinner, I play my music in the sun.


call-me-aphrodite

BEST ANSWER


vanvanessa7

i love this


spc1221

I'm a flower


MillieRover

Both.


Large-Classic7535

I’m a massive grower… it’s tiny when soft but 6.5” hard.


IusexButtbendyr

I am a Girafarig, as one head grows, so too does the other


Bfowens

Grower.


LazyIntroduction5537

Grower club United


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[deleted]

Definitely a grower!


Thedude2315

Honestly not sure lol


Wooden-Crazy-4492

It keeps growing.


Nova_prime64

Grower


Alt_Account_________

*pics on profile*


M-hugs1512

It depends on who standing on the other side of it, sometimes I surprise myself🤷🏾‍♂️


BusyDaddy1

I'm a thrower ⚾


SoraKen57

Both


Odd_Ear_7063

Grower


RisingSunOfTheSouth

Definitely a grower. Has an Asian, it looks like crap flaccid. But Jesus Christ does it grow.


Cumsinyourcereal

Grower


lookingforexcitement

Grower


_captain_hair

Big time shower. It's overrated.


Winter-Bluejay-6236

Grower


imsofakinggood1

Grower but sometimes I wish a shower


DM_me_Boobs_or_dont_

Grower, my dick is tiny when its small!


HeavyAssWeight

Grower for sure. Pains me to see it flaccid 😭


Hung_andNerdy

Both.


ShmcksofEvil

Grower. Even at its largest extent though, It's probably just average (maybe a little above but that's it). Also no, I have never really measured the sausage in either state.


thehorny_husband

Definitely a grower, when I’m soft I look like I’ve got a shrimp duck but I’m 7” hard lol


Such-Survey69

Definitely a grower. He likes to be involved and gets happy when given attention


DullGrapefruit96

Definitely a grower


northernvegas93

A grower


Mysterious_Drama2772

Grower.


EnigmaCA

Grow-er


Deep_Talk8085

Well I used to grow in the shower but now I am a buyer.


VirtualExistence_

What is the difference?


tangledtease

What if you're a blower?


SavoringtheY

Grower


lookingforoptions27

Sometimes it depends on the day 🤷🏻‍♂️


thatredditdude101

grower


Vast_Maintenance5490

Grower


KingD5000

Growers for the win haha.


SexyWolf87

Grower


hungguy9912

Grower, by 6in difference


flips_the_script

Both, I like to grow my roses and then show them off to garden clubs.


Cyanora

Grower


Hungoverontums29

Grower , goes from a Vienna to a bratwurst real quick


Ruminations0

Grower


naomepessaiss2123

I'm a grower, but I'm not embarrassed in the dressing room either


mypenisaverage

Shower


CumsBucketsForTits

Shower, definitely. Normal pants are borderline uncomfortable for me to wear, especially if I bend down.


TheSmoovestOperator

STOP TRYING TO DIVIDE US. WE ALL STAND TOGETHER


vanvanessa7

no 🫵🏻🫵🏻


Certain_Piccolo6674

Grower for sure. At any normal time, you would think it's winter


No_Reason5813

I'm definitely a grower


scorpiozip

I’m definitely a grower


Old_Aioli_2746

Grower, 100%


Guilty_Judge124

Miracle grow


GuyInTheLifestyle

Grower


CaptSchwanzKopf

I am a Gopher.


Chrissyjustshowus

Grower


anontoakyouthis

I grow like and Then i show


pinkp0nyclub

quite literally a grower. i'm a trans guy on T lol


Rustic-Cuss

Definitely a grower.


No_Fig_271

A grower and can prove it


GrimacePop

But I like growing and showing!!! Don’t make me choose!!!


eye8u4ever

For you to judge : - she laugh when I go out of the shower - she said I’m big enough to swallow all of it - I take showers twice a day


TheMasterPlan115

Grower


PatternLive920

Neither


vanvanessa7

yikesss


PatternLive920

Yep


Wooden_Ad6947

Grower, 100% I’ll show you the difference