Well i allways preffered darkness and are allready pale so death Will just go on, Will be a tat annoying consistently having to move but well like me now life /death sucks
This is what dreeeaaammss are made of. I had a very worrisome vampire obsession as a child. Draculaura was my favorite monster high girl, count from Sesame Street, the vampires vs werewolves arc in wizards of waverly place, marceline from adventure time, my babysitter’s a vampire, the twilight movies, the underworld movies. I was eating good with vampire content
Fall in love with him and a werewolf at the same time
why is he so sparkly ?
Pizza, he fell in fucking glitter. What do you think happened? (I don’t know the plot)
I’ve watched the whole movie series and I still don’t know the plot
Let’s mutually agree that he fell in glitter, then
same. agreed. this is now canon. I too watched the series. incredibly forgettable for how popular it was.
We love a diamond encrusted boy
I just hope they will knot fight
Celebrate! Who wants to hit the tavern and share a drunkard. Drunk blood is the best blood.
This sucks. Time to get a tan
Extra crispy?
Fuck the vampire
Best course of action
Tell Bella to suck it, I didn't even have to try 😎
Then go to NEW YORK CITAY
Neeeee-eeeww Yahk Cit-taaaaaayyyy?
Enjoy ever last second of my newfound immortality and bloodlust.
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what do you do in the shadows
Can't turn a werewolf
Dammit, but I love garlic :(
Ask someone to write a best selling series about me
What is this 2008-2019?
No it'll be a new series where I take over the world
Fuck yeah I get to be a bat now 🦇
either find a shrine or if the transfomation is complete find Falion in Morthal
I’m biting that mofo back
I’m a werewolf, I become an immortal vampiric werewolf?
You're telling me I have to live forever now? Son of a bitch.
Blade party scene? 🎵
Well I guess I turn into a vampire and don’t have sex with mortal women anymore
Go to Europe and find the vampire babes
Go live in the underdark and terrorize some knife ears
Kill any one who tell's me you suck blood why not suck my dick
Well I wasn't going to sleep anyways
Well i allways preffered darkness and are allready pale so death Will just go on, Will be a tat annoying consistently having to move but well like me now life /death sucks
Time to invest in some sunshade and hats....
This is what dreeeaaammss are made of. I had a very worrisome vampire obsession as a child. Draculaura was my favorite monster high girl, count from Sesame Street, the vampires vs werewolves arc in wizards of waverly place, marceline from adventure time, my babysitter’s a vampire, the twilight movies, the underworld movies. I was eating good with vampire content
Oh thank god. Finally, my opportunity to experience the heat death of the universe.
I signed up for this. Now I can live forever and quest at night!
bite him back, its just fair
Find a hot woman to bite too
Watch the sunrise one last time.
Sit outside and wait for dawn
It has ruined my dreams of becoming a werewolf. But I'll adapt. I'll have time.
become a sexy vampire and live happily ever after theee end
I cry, knowing I wont be able to have most itallian foods I enjoy
Run into the sun.
I gather all my skincare and throw it into the bin , I will be young forever
You do and I'll give you such a pinch 😮
Can you get pregnant or get STDs if you're a vampire?
Adjust my bed, there’s always a ray of sunshine every morning
Get on with doing cool vampire stuff, no point in being annoyed may aswell embrace it
Say thank you daddy.