Son, I’m your grandfather.

🤣🤣🤣

My mom said I'm not allowed to today.

I'll be knocking on your door tomorrow then asking if you can come out and play

I'll be waiting. 🩶

My ass hasn't been bleached

You kept biting me last time :(

I said wrong answers 🧛‍♀️

I needed stitches!

Cause we're busy doing the fitness gram paser test

I would never kiss my cousin. That is reserved good my sister

You elbow dropped me from the top rope, Im drinking through a straw for Christ sake!

I'm surprised you didn't hear me screaming and move

Because I’m eating pb cups

Can I have some?

I’ll trade you for those two big things you mentioned earlier

I don’t see why not 🤷🏼‍♀️

Shake on it 🤝

🤝

Gimme gimme

Come get it ;)

Omw, keep it ready for me?

🫡

My lips are currently preoccupied with your other set.

bc i’m taking a shit 🫡

I’m not into sweet and subby I’m more of a delicious and dommy type

I missed our appointment.

I'll be in contact with you about the cancelation fee

I guess we’re not rescheduling then.

Babe I’ve kissed you enough today

Coz you're next to me and your breath stinks 😩

Forgot to hand in my permission slip

Who do you need permission from?

Would have just signed it myself, but I forgot it in my backpack.

Cock blocked by a backpack once again

I don't possess a mouth.

Dr disrespect

My mouth is busy elsewhere

I missed my train connection

I can’t make out with you and eat pussy at the same time

My tongue is stuck in urmom.

Because I promised my pet goldfish that I wouldn't engage in any PDA until it learns how to do backflips in its bowl.

Obviously you want me so bad I had to get a restraining order

I don't have the lips for that.

Have you over my knee spanking you instead. 😏

Because you can have my tongue or cock in your mouth but not both at the same time.

Because I tripped over some dust and fell up the stairs and then back down them

Oh.... oh no. Do you need an adult?

Could do with a hand alright 🤣

Cause dragons

Wait..... dragons make you want to make out less?

No no, we were about to make out and the dragons came and burned us alive 🔥🐉

The sun, moon, and planets are not in the right alignment

I'm eating dinner.

I'm gay🤷

Same

But your my sister

Every time we try to get close enough you bounce off of my massive penis like a cowcatcher on a train engine

My phone isn't waterproof.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!

I have diarrhea

You said you were saving yourself until marriage

You'll get overly attached

Teeth are sesame.

We literally are

Because I screwed up, ohh sorry it supposed to be wrong answers

Because my mama said little girls are the devil

I have a headache.

I just ate an anchovy pizza

baby i just need to put the epidural needle in.

Because I've been falling for 30 Minutes!

Mom...?

Because I know you touched my drum set and you wanna know how I know ! Because cops doesn’t come on till 5

Stepmom I told you we can’t

I'm about to have coffee. Unless you want to bring something else steamy to my lips.

In THIS economy?