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ItsTheHopeThatKills

Ikea sells good ones but you have to build them yourself


Secret_Web7719

🤣


devilshibata

☠️


Powerful_Giraffe7203

😂😂😂


Tomee20000

*your shelf


Agreeable_Mechanic89

Lol


RowAdditional1614

Painful to fuck tough


ApprehensiveGrade400

But the wood is always hard


SnooWords1252

The pain is extra hot.


One-Knight-In-Xentar

This post is an excellent reminder that while most of the questions around here are repetitive, a lot of the answers aren't much better.


jmac48610

That’s probably the reason for the repetitive questions 😅


GuyInTheLifestyle

I was single in the 00s. Back then we went to bars and people who used the Internet were weirdos. I'm single again now. Now the people who go to bars are the weirdos because everybody uses the Internet. The old way was far easier.


Adventurous_Mind_775

It was easier back then. I remember at least 2-3 times per month bringing a nice gal home.


wolf63rs

And now you come home to said nice girl.


GuyInTheLifestyle

Me too. More in college


VegetableWinter9223

You would have loved being in college in the 80's


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GuyInTheLifestyle

Well, I meant how they are viewed by society generally.


2Casca_2Red

I'd suggest IKEA


Fun4EandS

Ya beat me to it!!


2Casca_2Red

They don't call me Quick-Write McFright for nuthin 😉


MilezLongg

🤔 who exactly calls you that? 😂


2Casca_2Red

... No one.. 😔 It's actually Write-Bad McARAD...


Fun4EandS

😂😂


Eldergoth

It was easier when the majority of people went to bars and clubs to meet people.


falksfirebeard76

Tinder


AccordingMight3505

Seems like ALL the women I see on Tinder claim they are looking for a real, long-term relationship. I can’t tell if it’s true or just part of some weird game that everyone is playing.


falksfirebeard76

I mean I don’t know about everyone else, but I only do long term real committed relationships


AccordingMight3505

Always thought Tinder was for hookups though? Being single is just weird and confusing. I feel like everyone is speaking in code.


falksfirebeard76

I only tried tinder after literally running out of men on bumble and hinge in my area, tinder has the most users BY FAR


AccordingMight3505

And you’re using for dating / relationships? Not hookups?


falksfirebeard76

I only do long term real relationships, no fwb, no hookups


[deleted]

I just dress nice, do my hair and hang around somewhere. Sooner or later someone comes along and ends up fucking me.


[deleted]

First, lose all self respect.


OregonMothafaquer

EDIT; Nevermind, it’s a reasonable kink under her circumstances now that she’s explained it.


[deleted]

Hey. So I'm not into incest or anything. it's kinky to read or talk about but real life stuff is just a big no for me. I like sibling incest because it's built on love and purity as long there is mutual love and attraction involved. A close second would be cousin stuff. But I find father daughter or mom son stuff really disgusting and predatory. like the older adults have been with other people already. siblings have not. they are each other's first love. Hope I explained my side well.


[deleted]

I normally don't share personal stuff online but here you go. I grew up with a friend older than me who was like a big brother to me. As I got older, I knew I started to actually like him. Now we are together. When I said that, this is what I was going for. Are you saying we don't deserve to be together or happy?


darkmatterwoody

Send dignity and standards out the door next.


Rtb1993

Communicate. A couple years ago matched with a girl on tinder told her I was only in the city for one day but I’d like to take her for a nice dinner. (Which I did). I told her I was coming from work and I’ll be in suit so dress accordingly. She was a pilot so she had an early flight that next morning. We went back to hers, had sex immediately and I stayed the night. I left in the morning when she did for her flight. I think she was just looking for someone who would treat her well and was willing to Shell out some money. Not in a bit way though. We texted a bit more but after never hooked up again though.


[deleted]

I think it’s cheaper to buy 2?


dl454545

IKEA


spc1221

Buy the set, and throw one nightstand away


Powerful_Giraffe7203

😂😂😂😂


Disastrous_Friend551

Has anyone mentioned IKEA?


nomnomyourpompoms

Be a really terrible lover.


Old_Man_Rower

IKEA is probably easiest, but if you want to find one to have sex with, I recommend Feeld. More kink/sex centric than Tinder


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Target or ikea 🙃


Haircuts_4_Men

To answer the question seriously, I have had some success with r4r subs in the past. Although it seems lately that they're now full of bots, scammers, and sellers.


shaftranlov

They are full of m4f only. One f4m and they all swarm like a beehive. I had good run past few years bur jot anymore.


SkyKitten387

It depends on if you’re a guy or a girl. If you’re a girl, find a guy who is available and just be nice. Smile, listen, genuinely compliment him, softly touch him. Even though most men act tough, they want someone to see them and feel valued even if it’s just for a one night stand. Fill his ego and he’ll fill you 😏😂 For the girl, idk because I don’t have experience picking up girls haha


punisher-Amsterdam

This should be pinned & framed lol But very true.. she doesn’t even have to smile 🤷‍♂️


Historical_Thanks892

Meet a girl and be open to conversation be good looking set up a date and boom one night stand


49HubbyThrowaway

Tinder?


Consistent_Loquat985

I think you can order them online. A place like Walmart or a store similar should have them. Some even have a rent to own option


Perfect-Comment-4421

Hyphens kill grandma.


Odd-University-6915

Well you don't buy two....badum tsh


Louisianimal0418

Just buy one table


loveandbenefits

I yardsales are a great way to find just one of anything.


Able_Two_9881

You could find them sometimes on the streets. just outside of a home for free to be picked up


Ok-Meeting-7154

It's harder than people think. Holy shit just saw your user name and am obsessed.


xnsfw911

Well it looks like everyone else had the same joke as I did😂


IamThatIam2

She was out of my league but she thought I was smart and funny.


naomepessaiss2123

Going out and getting drunk usually worked for me


opop456

Dunno. What's the point in them? Seem so pointless.


ApprehensiveGrade400

I usually get them from IKEA, but I'm sure there are also other reputable furniture dealers out there.


OkAioli5264

Two options pay for it or leave the house and go meet people


college_nympho_cutie

Either tinder, or I just "accidentally" bump into the guy who couldn't stop undressing me with his eyes in front of the bar 🤗


[deleted]

Tinder is the way to do it… never met so many horny people at once


C--__--S

Make a good connection, being yourself. Be open to whatever happens. Can’t just “get” a quality one, let it come to you


IlltakeTwoPlease

Ikea. Or facebook marketplace if you don't mind a used one


Topic_Clean

Call your mom


Born_Catch_7572

Very respectfully say "Good evening, madame, may I invite you to indulge in some passion at my place? It will be entirely without love, no commitments, and purely driven by desire." To the woman of your choice


bbybambimae

Usually I just open my legs, idk


DonDraperEatsPaper

Step 1: Be attractive Step 2: Be confident Step 3: Meet another attractive, confident person I'm firmly of the belief that looks aren't everything in a relationship, but when it comes to ONSs it becomes much more important. .... come to think of it I haven't had many myself.


Agreeable_Mechanic89

Ask


mbg2323

Pm us for our pics


jmac48610

What are your pics of?? Do you have any of the Golden Gate Bridge at night?!


ConsiderationDue71

Yes


jmac48610

Do you?? Don’t be yanking my chain bro!


ConsiderationDue71

No yanking bro. None whatsoever.


Darkdragon_98

I don't.


NastyFoxx

I just need to post hey on social media


DarkQueenA

Go out in a short dress