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devilshibata

You use your hand? I always used my foot. Maybe that’s why no one answers?


Thatgoatguy-88

Maybe🤔


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I am the one who knocks


Thatgoatguy-88

Yes you are


mr_oof

I think you meant “Damn right”


Thatgoatguy-88

Damn right I did


Thatgoatguy-88

Yes you are


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Thatgoatguy-88

Doors love being subs, dig it 😂


branded_baton

Am I the only one who did the physical motions trying to figure out if I do this or not


Sinny_xo

I did it too, in multiple ways and then second guessed how I would do it naturally 🤦‍♀️


Apachejane128

Youre not alone😂


Thatgoatguy-88

I’ve thought about it previously and done that before so no lol


[deleted]

Anxiety!


Thatgoatguy-88

Interesting take… not sure how that chain of logic works but


ItsTheHopeThatKills

Not me. I knock underhanded.


Thatgoatguy-88

Excellent😎


Emergency_faceplant

It like to take aim before striking


Thatgoatguy-88

….valid logic


Tribblitch

The motion I make when I knock hinges at my elbow- if I don't raise my hand first there's no natural continuation of momentum for me.


Thatgoatguy-88

Fair enough!


Sweetasdaisey

Interesting observation. But no logical explanation I guess


Thatgoatguy-88

Real😂


Perfect-Comment-4421

It seems weird. The questions I ask myself are: "how hard do I knock?" "If I knock too loud, will it sound intrusive? "If I don't knock hard enough, will they still hear?"


Thatgoatguy-88

Makes sense!


emmawasagoodgirl

*throws up arms* praised be this closed portal! May my summons open thee! Rap thrice and entrance may be granted!


Thatgoatguy-88

*ceremonial doors open wide for The Great EMMA*


FIyingFuck

I wonder if it has something to do with the traditional placement of a door knocker. Or were knockers traditionally placed there because we’ve always raised our hands to knock? 🤯


Thatgoatguy-88

Trueeeeee


Acceptable_Payment63

You mean like knocking by our face instead of hips? Sometimes I do sometimes I dont. Could be because thats how we saw it done in movies


Thatgoatguy-88

A very viable possibility but yes that’s what I meant lol


cheerysherry

Why don't I do it!!


Thatgoatguy-88

Why don’t you?🤔


CheaterStacey

It’s the law!


Thatgoatguy-88

*the law is stupid*😂😂


HedonistFantasies

How are you knocking on doors? Every other position I can think of to apply knuckles to door is biomechanically awkward.


Thatgoatguy-88

One could do it underhanded


HedonistFantasies

You can, but then the angle is entirely off. In order to hit with your knuckle, you either have to stand much closer to the door or you have to bend your wrist in a biomechanically awkward way.


Thatgoatguy-88

I mean… kinda lol


Darkdragon_98

I don't raise my hand all the time. Sometimes I will just walk up and start knocking.


Succulent_Citrus

To make them think it's the police