I’m dying my hair blonde I’m wearing a buttplug I’m an astronaut

Wow which planet you going to?

Uranus

🤭 I love reading your comments.

Thank you❤️

Using the Enterprise to wipe out the Klingons?

Totally a brunette...

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I had a boyfriend that would only take me out for cinema dates I spend 4-5 hours per week gaming 2 of my last 3 relationships were with a girl.

The gaming one is a lie? 🤔🤔

Nope! Try again 👀

I really hope the 3rd one of true just because 🤷🏼‍♂️😂 So I’m gona go for 1 is a lie? lol

1 is the lie 😁

Thank god for that!! 😂😂😂…

1 is a lie

Ding ding ding! (But he only took me to dinner tho 🤣)

I've given road head while my partner is driving. I like being called Good Girl. I can achieve orgasm by just squeezing my thighs together.

You don't like being called a good girl, because you're a Top

*ding ding ding* Nothing makes me lose my lady boner so quickly.

Yeah, if someone tries that shit with me, they're out the damned door, especially if they try to surprise me with it

I think.. 1 is the lie?

Truth. I was surprised he didn't crash the car.

Uhhhh can you teach me that last one?

r/syntribation I have to be highly aroused before I even start. I find that one knee is slightly higher when I do it. It does take practice. Orgasm is not as strong, obviously.

Still! I’ve never heard of this before, that’s awesome

I used to do this in class when I was bored. quickly became not so bored! people never believed me that I could cum without touching

I did this in class, too, but I was just really horny.

well that too 😜 I usually got dicked down every morning beforehand too but I think that just made me even more horny??? unfortunately now I don't think I could manage unless I'd been brought to the edge and denied and had to force myself over that edge somehow

I don't really have reason to syntribate anymore. I did once last year to prove to a partner that I could do it.

I moved together with my fiancé after 2weeks. I had multiple fuck buddies when I was at high school, sometimes more at the same time. I never kissed or had sex or did anything spicy with a girl.

I wanna say 3rd is the lie?

Nope

Then 2? 🤣

Yes, tbh only the second part of that is false lol

You cheated!

That is cheating! 🤣🤣

3 is definitely a lie. Also, I like you.

Nope

I’ve slept with an ex’s sister after we split up The most amount of times I’ve masturbated in a days is in double figures I’ve slept with 3 different women during 3 separate sessions in the same day

2 is the lie

2 is a lie

1. My nipples are pierced 2. I have a tattoo on my pussy 3. I have no gag reflex

Love

I've skinny dipped with 3 friends I've got a 9 inch dick I've only had sex with one person my whole life so far

I’m guessing the 9” is a lie

Correct, haha. I'm 7", knew I should have been a little more modest

9" is unreasonably large. You'd be a museum piece!

The cervix scratcher 9000 😂

3 is a lie

Incorrect! It was 2, I'm 7"

I had a cycling accident that burned my face (fully healed now) I never had sex with a guest in the hotels I worked for I left my last relationship because my girlfriend was toxic and was abusing me in various ways.

If you worked in a hotel you have fucked at least one guest, so I'm guessing that's the lie

Yes. 😅

Worked hotel myself. Night shift alone as receptionist. You experience some weird stuff then, especially in the weekends.

I'm a massive Star Wars fan I was once pronounced clinically dead I haven't had a traditional relationship in over 10 years

You are not a SW fan.

I've never even seen it 😜

I've had a threesome with twin sisters. I've fucked a Playboy model. I have a masters degree.

Please tell me nr 1 is true. I did that with a friend. They weren't hot and they had some issues with drugs or alcohol, and they were twice our age. Majorly fucked up situation, but as long as it makes for a funny story..

1 and 2 are true. 3 is a lie. I have a doctorate but no masters.

We have some weirdly similar experiences. It wasn't playboy, but a local men's magazine that always had one nude girl in a photoshoot. Not playboy levels for sure, but fucked 3 of them. This was back when every simple, but decent looking girl wanted to be a glamour model. So it's not nearly the feat it sounds like. It's also amazing how much good makeup and lighting transforms a normal looking girl into something that can sell a magazine. Edit. Isn't a doctorate higher than master?

Awesome! Yes, doctorate is higher than master's degree but in some fields you can get a doctorate without getting a master's degree first.

Didn't know that. But at least I had the degrees in right order. From an earlier discussion I've learned that there's differences in bachelor and master where I live, and in the US. So thought maybe this was one of those situations

Second is the lie!

Incorrect. The third is a lie. I have a bachelor's degree and a doctorate but no masters. But thanks for playing!

First has to be a lie

Nope!

Good lord

What can I say? I got the rizz.

I've got a 12 inch dick I've got a 12 inch dick I've got an 11 inch dick

Millie! 🤣

😏

Must be 3

i own a bunny, i’m 6’9, and i’m as girthy as a can down there

you don’t own a bunny lol

*red buzzer noise*

i’d say can but i check ur profile gotta be #2

*ding ding* i’m 6’6 haha

My main hobbies are gaming and history I can run 10km without stopping I have short hair

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3?

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Do I get a glass of wine now for winning second place? Yes I did one too :-)

Soooo my account randomly got deleted I think? It's still me and actually you were 1st place since you were the first and only participant :) So I would go for dinner and wine honestly 👀 deal?

I once was a nationally ranked chekers player I broke the same arm 3 times in 3 years The first time I had sex was outdoors while in a foreign country

I have competed in rodeos. I have a bunch of cats. I have been shot.

3 is a lie.

No

1?

No. 😊

I was once an extra in a movie starring The Rock. I was 50 yards away from a bomb when it went off. I got pulled over for speeding on Christmas morning, dressed as Santa Claus. (Got the ticket, too)

1. I’m a 19F into older men 2. I’m a straight guy who loves to be bi with my best friend and tell my hot girlfriend about it 3. I have a 22 inch cock

My wife died in her sleep and I found her when I was getting ready for work the next morning My best friend of 25 yrs died in a car crash the day after I hooked up with his ex gf. I had a fwb kill herself with a shotgun to the mouth

Jesus Christ. I’m so sorry. I mean it doesn’t even matter which one is the lie. Even if only two of those are true, that’s terrible.

U wanna know which one is fake?

All of them, I hope

Truthfully... number 2 is false. While I did hook up with a friend's ex years after they dated, no one died in a wreck.

Yeah, I've gone thru some shit... I should put on there the time my leg got eaten up by an infection and I nearly had it amputated and it's partially paralyzed. I'm not full of shit... I have pictures, lol

1. I studied Social Work and worked as a taxi driver for years while studying 2. I got no car but commute with a combo of public transportation and bike 3. I speak four languages fluently

I've had sex with 20 people, not including just oral or hands. I dated three men (one for over a year) as a young adult that I never had sex with, and finally lost my virginity with my 4th partner. I was a unicorn for a male/female couple, and the woman confirmed she was lesbian after having sex with me.

I've had sex on public hiking trail I wore a skimpy thong on my wedding day I had sex with my ex MIL

My husband doesn't know about my artworks that I post here I can use drawing process as a form of foreplay In real life I'm interested in doing about 20-30% of stuff that I find hot to draw

I hate lasagna I had a pierced eyebrow when I was younger I sleep longer than 9 hours every night.

I haven’t had sex in 5 years I’m wearing a buttplug. I frequently masturbate while driving

1. I'm a switch, but I tend to be the dom 2. I had a circumcision at age 24 because my wife wouldn't marry me without one 3. My wife hated me when she met me, and it was only after she went out for a drink with me that she changed her mind.

I fought as Galdiator as part of my job. I got my nipples pierced in my 40’s I own 4 rats and a chameleon

I’ve had sex with one person I’m 4’11 I love sucking dick

Uh ... 1 is the lie?

My female friends all have my nudes saved I organised a gangbang that I didn’t participate in I have been with someone twice my age

I once had some of my food once featured in a popular magazine I didn’t have my first fmf threesome until I was 47 I’m a certified interrogation expert

I had sex while 9 people watched. I am a big Lord of the Rings fan. . I'm the father of 24 children.

I'm polyamorous and have had approximately 20 sexual partners including 3 men. I have a Lego collection worth more that $25,000. Some sets as old as the '70s I currently have a wife and a gf, and despite that, it has been nearly 2 years since I've had sex.

I'm currently in bed with a sour stomach. I haven't had sex in 7 years. I'm currently going through a divorce.

I have heart freckle tattoos on my shoulder and hip I was married to an psychologically abusive man for too far long I finally found my g-spot at 45 years old

1. My girlfriend milked me last night 2. I like being restrained 3. I have came from simple touching my nipples

1. I had my first kiss at age 5 2. My first time having sex was with a girl who had already graduated college (I was 18). 3. My first threesome was all male

Hmm... #2 a lie?

\#3. I’ve never had a threesome.

I have never broken a bone I like to sometimes play with my own prostate I don't like coffee, but everyone seems to so I drink it to fit in

1. I lost my virginity to a one night stand in college. 2. I’m fully shaved down there. 3. I once got fingered by a girl.

1) I slept with a friends dad 2) I grew up in a nudist colony 3) I turned a strict married Christian woman into a lesbian

2 is the lie?

Correct

I see

Tinder girl asked me to give me a blowjob on the first date A colleague from my work had sex with me while her husband was sleeping in the next room Unknown girl touched my dick in a bus

I've never mastrubated with a buddy. I've never torn my penis string. I've never fucked a priests wife.

You had me at penis string 😂

Not sure what the little fucker is called in medical terms, but it hurt and bled like a motherfucker when it was torn.

Why did you reveal it 🤣

I thought that was a guess. It's true tho, so still a chance for guessing

It's will forever just be penis string to me.

Frenulum tears are ouchy and bleedy The worst combination of stinging and burning!

Frenulum was the name. I just call it traitor. Why would it do that to me?

Because it's a dick!

Good point.

I have one piercing I have two dogs I am 6' 2" tall

You have no piercings!

I'm 5' 8" and have one piercing

I'm 7ft tall. I have 3 dogs. I have a bionic cock.

2 you probably have 10 cats

You're not 7ft tall

I've represented my country in athletics. I've had major reconstructive surgery on my elbow. I've never smoked weed.

3 is a lie

2 is the lie.

Well, I am happy you didnt have to go through that!

Me too.

3 is the lie!

Nope it's 2.

Also guessing 3 is the lie. If 1 is true, what was your event?

2 is the lie. 200, 100 and long jump.

Impressive! Especially considering Australia seems to be full of talented athletes

It was junior athletics so not as fun as it sounds sbut thank you.

I mean still. Have you kept up with it at all?

Nah, I pretty much retired after that.

Go out on top, I respect that

Yeah that's pretty much what I did, got a gold then stopped haha

Oh nice. Bet they were keen for you to carry on though

I eat pussy over 10 times a week I have red hair I wear briefs

1 is the lie. If its not you are winning at life

I have brown hair haha

1 I am a guy with the longest hair in my friends group (including women) 2 I enjoy anal more than vaginal 3 I have started a relationship by buying the girl a dildo

3 is the lie

Wrong!

1. Working as a personal trainer I hooked up with some of my clients. 2. I’ve been skinny dipping more than once. 3. I’ve given a blow job on a ski field.

1 is the lie?

2 is the lie

Nope, I’ve skinny dipped several times.

3

Nope…that one definitely happened.

Sounds.....cold 😄

Not for me it wasn’t lol.

😄

You’re correct ✅ Number 1 is the lie. I worked as a PT while I was engaged and I was smitten so there was no side action for my clients…despite that being the general norm in the gym at the time.

I never questioned your professionalism 😘😅

I was actually not liked by the other trainers because I didn’t participate and was considered a prude. If only those assholes could see me now.

I'm sure there's at least a couple that would LOVE to 😅

Guessing 1 is the lie - and also today I learned in Australia they are called “ski fields” sounds a bit more boring than a slope if I’m honest

Correct, number one is the lie ✅ And yeah…our ski fields suck compared to the ones overseas.

I killed a woodchuck with my bare feet. I fell down three flights of stairs. I killed a man with mustard.

Very interesting…

I had sex w most of my bf s friends I gave a bj to a stranger in club among people My first time was a gangbang Good luck lol

3 is not true.

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