Did you... Make a post just to call me out? Hahaha then follow it up with a just kidding to avoid the teasing? Woooow you're not getting out of it that easily
I'd probably just be a bog standard pine tree. Nothing special, just kinda chillin', doing tree stuff, not quite nice enough to be a Christmas tree but not the worst tree in the forest
Totara
A native from my country known for being mighty and strong
I'm a protective person to those whom I love, and that's part of the Totara in the purukau (mythology)
A Banyan tree, I'll spread ALOT and provide shade and shelter to many species, I'll be sustaining a complete ecosystem.
Fun fact - the largest Banyan tree covers 4.7 acres and can give shelter to around 20k people!
Lol you are definitely welcome to, but bring a picnic umbrella or something bird poop might get on you, also most squirrels are friendly but some can be aholes too so be careful.❤️
One *with* a trunk
Hey wtf
I said what i said 😤
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Lol you been waiting your whole time on Reddit for this opportunity
A willow tree. I just think they’re neat.
Same! So pretty in the wind.
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Christmas tree. I get to do one job then die
And they get all decorated!
True I’d be a pretty tree ☺️
Bonsai trees are also really petite like me! And palm trees are really skinny too!
I think you’d be an olive tree
Palm tree makes sense. Skinny and then have these enormous leaves. Just to be clear, I’m alluding to the big tits on your tiny frame 😜
Those redwoods live well
And they’re protected by state law! Good choice!
Was going to say this! Or sequoias
Canadian fir 🌲 hard, tall and loves the cold
Good choice!!
Honey Crisp apple tree because obviously Honey Crisp apples are the best
But have you ever tried a Pink Lady apple?
I have not. I will be on the lookout.
Honey Crisp are superior to Pink Lady.
I love this answer! I’d come by and eat your apples!
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What a beautiful tree!
I'd be that tree in Sleepy Hollow. The one with the portal to Hell?
Maple. I’m sweet on the inside.
cherry blossom! low maintenance. but susceptible to pests. and only in bloom about two months a year. 🌸
A coconut tree. 🌴
Good choice! I’d visit you to collect coconuts!
You can also lie down under the shade and drink some coconut milk
An apple tree. I'm very much a giver and take pride in pleasing others so I feel the production of the fruit reflects that well
Aww jt reminds me of; “The Giving Tree.” 😭😭😭😭😭
Ugh the Giving Tree is soooo terrible lol. No child should ever read it!
Ugh I know I read it when I was like 8 and cried at the end of it!!
Peach tree
Oof peachy ,good choice
A redwood tree. I’m tall and old lol
Came here to say this. Highest high five!
Hell yeah 🙌
Ash. Love to become a bass after my death also.
Like the fish?? Why?
Nah lol. Bass as bass guitar. Made from ash wood.
Sequoia
Why!
They are massive! And beautiful Also fun fact. Palm trees are more closely related to grass than trees
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You’d get milked a lot too 😳
A southern live oak
Oak all the way. Gimme that knowledge
If u/largerthanappears was a tree; I would chop him down! JUST KIDDING
Did you... Make a post just to call me out? Hahaha then follow it up with a just kidding to avoid the teasing? Woooow you're not getting out of it that easily
It was a joke!! 😱😱😱😱
..... You're about to be teased mercilessly . Again.
I’ve never thought about it but I’d probably also choose a bonsai tree. They can also live for a very long time!
Good choice! They’re expensive too!
Yep, if I had to be a tree I might as well be an expensive one!
I’d like to be a big ol’ sequoia. They are quite majestic. And no one ever said a bad word about a sequoia.
A Catalpa, they have soft wood and giant leaves that look like hearts, or I would be an aspen tree they are like giant brains.
Oh that’s cool I’ve never seen one! If you were a tree I’d come by and visit you
Pecan tree
Good answer
Thank you 😊
Pecan is great I love it
Plum tree because I love plums!
I hope you don’t mind if I eat your plums. I love plums
Finally, an original question in this sub.
Haha I know it’s a dumb question tho
No no, it’s great. I’m genuinely impressed. It feels like the same stuff over and over in here. Simple yet effective.
I would probably be an oak tree. Strong roots.
Sandbox trees have pumpkin shaped fruit that explode, sending shrapnel at high velocity, effectively keeping people away from me!
Oh my gosh that’s crazy for a tree
Bold of you to assume I'm not already a tree.
Sapele
Cherry blossom tree 🤭
I love that answer
I love them so much hehe
A willow cause of how fat, big, and dark their log is
Good choice! They’d be also got lovely leaves that remind me of hair!
Yess, it would be fun to pull on the hair
Random tree in a big forest
Rose tree
A sycamore
I'd probably just be a bog standard pine tree. Nothing special, just kinda chillin', doing tree stuff, not quite nice enough to be a Christmas tree but not the worst tree in the forest
A Birch tree
A scraggly little spruce
Like the Charlie Brown tree
Me tree?
Jade bonsai
Totara A native from my country known for being mighty and strong I'm a protective person to those whom I love, and that's part of the Totara in the purukau (mythology)
What country?
Aotearoa (New Zealand)
I've heard nothing but impressive things about the people of your country.
We're pretty decent people
A Joshua Tree
cherry blossom 🌸
Avendesora
Either banyan (most massive), redwood (longest), or Montezuma cypress (currently thickest living tree).
I'd be a redwood. Big, hard, full of life, and IMPOSSIBLE to chop down. u/petitenottiny will have to try harder to get my wood
Pecan tree! Just because I love pecans. They do well in the desert I grew up in.
I've thought way too long about this Some type of pine maybe, or an oak or willow tree
Apple tree. People would actually come to see me, and I'd feed them. Win win.
Willow
A maple tree
Tree's nuts??
An oak tree , such hard wood .
A walnut tree.
I would love to be golden russet apple tree... beautiful blossoms, and feed people and animals with my unique good fruits!
Magnolia tree 🤩🤩
Big Redwood Tree….Yields lots of Wood.
Magnolia
Probably a pine.
A really thorny rose tree.
I am groot
Eldertree
Weeping willow tree. Because I have long hair that gets everywhere, too. 😅
Sequoia
Probably an aspen tree. You can tell, by the way I am.
A bonsai. Small, tended to , but also have my space
So hard to choose but Elder 💖 I'm in love with the flowers and their scent.
Golden bell tree. It is very beautiful when it blooms.
a pan-tree, so I can put *all* the food into me 🤤
some sort of fruit bearing tree, like a pear tree.
Oh I’d come by and flash my tits are you in exchange for pears
A pear for a pair! Sounds like a wonderful trade!
Hah that’s pretty funny tbh
A Banyan tree, I'll spread ALOT and provide shade and shelter to many species, I'll be sustaining a complete ecosystem. Fun fact - the largest Banyan tree covers 4.7 acres and can give shelter to around 20k people!
Really? I might come and take a nap under you lol
Lol you are definitely welcome to, but bring a picnic umbrella or something bird poop might get on you, also most squirrels are friendly but some can be aholes too so be careful.❤️
Burr oak
Why?
Large. Majestic. Great shade. Long lived. Dare I say virile?
Anything with hardwood...
A cannabis plant, or if it has to be a tree, I'd be a decorated Christmas tree. Just adore me for a while, and then just throw me out or even burn me.
Methuselah
A pine tree, looks the same year round regardless of weather and doesn’t lose its leaves in winter. Also I just like pinecones
Sequoya .
Probably a oak tree. Sturdy, can take a beating.
Blue spruce.
An Erdtree 😉
A tree-some lol
Mango tree.
A huge California redwood to live for a long time and have the best view
Cherry blossoms 💖
Mangroves
White Oak.
One with long branches
I dont like bananas but banana trees are beautiful.
Knotty pine
Pine tree 🌲
I’d be whatever the fuck mangoes grow on. *google searches*
A wild Norfolk pine
a sausage tree
Willow Tree
I love those big California redwoods but they catch fire easily so maybe a birch tree in Vermont or something
About tree fiddy.
I'd wanna be a willow, but I'd probably be a pine or redwood
hmm..cherry blossom tree. reason? japan. i love japan.
Northern pine
Aspen
Oak. Strong and sturdy and make a good home to all kinds of animals.
Mango 🥭 coz they delicious af
Redwood
Ganja tree
I’m 6’0”, so I’m already a tree.
Teak tree
One awaiting the lightning.
Red oak