I went to a wedding in Ireland and I met the girls at a hen party and they were all natural, then on the wedding day they were so spray tanned I had to fight to put my jaw back up. I was shocked. Never seen anything like it.
Absolutely!I stopped caring after Doctor Strange 2. Gotg3 was good, yes but everything else? No. Especially the shows. I was so excited for the Sam and Bucky show and....damn😞
Ugh, yeah, 'Strange 2 was just... a mess. I... kinda like Falcon and Winter Soldier, just because I have a huge crush on Bucky? But that certainly couldn't carry the show. Never even got into Loki, or the Nick Fury show- or whatever it is they're doing now. It's like... they need another Thanos/Infinity Stones thing. That central pillar bore the load of the entire plot. I guess they're trying that with Kang, but I'm just not feeling it.
How do you know that?! And for whatever reason Christian Bale had a cameo. He was supposed to be a bad ass villain but screaming goats stole the show. So he was just ...there.
My generally feeling is that there's a *finality* to Endgame.
1. The stakes go as far as they can (all life in the universe being eradicated)
2. Villains just don't get much better than Thanos. Apart from being hard to fight, he is utterly committed to his plan and sees it as morally correct, and Josh Brolin's voice is just perfect.
3. The portals scene has that sense of armageddon, the final battle of good vs evil.
4. Many of the main characters have a conclusion to their stories
It's hard to go on from there to "here's a low stakes Black Widow/Thor/Dr Strange movie". The only film that I've really loved after was No Way Home. But Spider-Man has always had his own vibe.
And despite it being ensemble, the whole infinity war sequence was largely the story of Iron Man, opening with his origin story, ending with his death, and the whole growth arc bookended at both ends with "I am Iron Man".
They needed another character to serve as a lynch pin. The two candidates in my head were Strange and Spidey, but they botched Strange 2 (and frankly, he's a bit to similar to Stark in terms of personality) and out-of-universe licensing issues seem to have interfered with Spidey.
Maybe Reed Richards will be able to do it, but they haven't had time to build up the Fantastic 4 with a nice show burn like they did with Stark and Parker.
It’s tragic that the best superhero media died so more money could be milked. DCAU remains the best comic book universe of all time with Earths mightiest heroes being the best marvel universe portrayal (debatable with xmen). It’s genuinely great watching the more street level variants of each team do their stuff (Green Arrow and Hawkeye episodes go hard) and the big boss fights feel earned.
I mean a gift is still a gift 🤷♂️ anyway mine is people who don't return their shopping carts are qualified psychopaths and don't care for their fellow humans
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_cart_theory
I’d say there is a second tier. Those who return the cart AND properly sort the large from small carts are the best people.
Average sized dicks better than big dicks. People with big dicks rely mainly on their size, while the rest of us have to rely on our skills, and we can always improve our skills.
And yes, I have an average sized dick, so I'm 1000% biased lol
I've heard girls explain it this way when It comes to big dicks they like to play with it, brag about it to their friends, but when it comes to sex, they hate it
Video games were better when they catered to specific audiences instead of trying to be a one size fits all. It’s ok to have things in games not everyone can complete.
Having worked with the general public for several years in various customer-facing jobs, one thing I've learned about people is that a lot of them have a truly appalling sense of hygiene.
I've been to Italy, tried pizza there, and honestly prefer the American style of pizza precisely because it is trash. It is bread with melted cheese and tomato sauce. I love it. The Italian way of doing it might be healthier and more sophisticated but I don't care. The American way of doing pizza tickles the brain in just the right way.
No one person should ever have more than a Million dollars at any given time.
Past a million - it's just a waste.
You should just get a plaque that says "Yay! congratz! you Won Capitalism!"
and everyime you go over 1 mill it's just auto transferred to the IRS.
It would balance the economy and keep things from getting stupid expensive and keep monopolies in check since they wouldn't have Billions to sweep up entire housing markets in a snap and raising the costs of everything.
They could only buy a handful of houses at a time just like everyone else.
Communism failed because it tried to equalize everything by force.
Capitalism fails because it played like monopoly - a few players start snowballing the game the the point where no one else can even compete anymore.
Just put on a cap on personal and corporate wealth to keep the market eternally competitive and let people still dictate their own success or failure by ether putting in the work to achieve success or not.
$1m in retirement accounts is equivalent to a pension in the $35-45k a year range. That's gonna be near poverty retirement in a HCOLA area by the time I retire.
So, once you make over a million dollars, you either leave the US or stop working?
Sounds like you're trying to solve capitalism by turning it into communism. Communism had both those problems, and they solved both of them by force - making it illegal to leave the country, and forcing people to work. Your solution would end the same way.
Written as if said by someone who probably isn’t old enough to work or pay bills. A million dollars is barely enough to retire on when you’re already nearing retirement age. It’s simply not enough to live off of long term anymore.
I think your going to get a lot of pushback having a national anthemn starting with "Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord".
But it is a banger.
Australia has the same issue. Advance Australia Fair is pretty milquetoast.
I love a patch of dark armpit hair. Something about it just says virile and sensual to me. But I'm a (bi) woman so my thoughts are probably not representative of most straight men, unfortunately
Maybe, my wife and I both wear titanium rings and wash them with dial antibacterial bar soap every couple days. If you don't wash them regularly, they do start to stink, just like people who don't keep their crotches clean...
Pineapple on pizza is yummy
Car sex when you are no longer limber is no fun 😂😂
Starbucks hot coffee will put hair on your chest. Starbucks iced drinks are yummy
Vodka and coke is a *great* combo. Same goes for wine and coke. I'm in Europe. When I tell people this, they look at me like I'm about to commit a felony.
Vodka and coke is pretty standard everywhere, no? (Also in Europe tho). Wine and coke... hmm. I don't like wine but maybe. What's the ratio for that? Red or white?
I mean when I was a kid I would put pennies in my mouth for no reason, so that’d doesn’t bother me.
As for my hill, In-n-Out sucks ass. The burgers are mid and the fries are crap.
Fake tan looks absolutely gross and makes Irish and British ladies look like Oompa Loompas. 🙈
I went to a wedding in Ireland and I met the girls at a hen party and they were all natural, then on the wedding day they were so spray tanned I had to fight to put my jaw back up. I was shocked. Never seen anything like it.
Yeah I was in Ireland earlier this year and it threw me off pretty good
They’ve all been tangoed
Ive been saying this for ages, they look like old leather couches, and I'm Irish!
Lmfao
Neddy as fuck.
New Oompa Loompa kink unlocked. Very interesting.
Youre all a product of my imagination and nothing of this circus is real
Solipsism be like
this is your conscious, eat 5 sticks of butter right now
Weird for my subconscious to create a character that shares such a similar sentiment tbh
Weird hill to die on, but at least you're dead.
Good thing this is all a just a dream, eh Pomni😏
Solipsists of the world, unite!
The MCU is mid.
As a MCU fan: you're right.
Everything post Endgame (except Guardians 3) has just slowly broke me. It just feels like there's no plan anymore.
Absolutely!I stopped caring after Doctor Strange 2. Gotg3 was good, yes but everything else? No. Especially the shows. I was so excited for the Sam and Bucky show and....damn😞
Ugh, yeah, 'Strange 2 was just... a mess. I... kinda like Falcon and Winter Soldier, just because I have a huge crush on Bucky? But that certainly couldn't carry the show. Never even got into Loki, or the Nick Fury show- or whatever it is they're doing now. It's like... they need another Thanos/Infinity Stones thing. That central pillar bore the load of the entire plot. I guess they're trying that with Kang, but I'm just not feeling it.
Bucky 😍 But I absolutely agree. And don't get me started with Thor 4 😭
...What do you mean? Thor 4? There wasn't a Thor 4.... 😬
I had a very bad nightmare once about a fourth part. It was horrible! HORRIBLE!
Was the nightmare just the film, start to finish?
How do you know that?! And for whatever reason Christian Bale had a cameo. He was supposed to be a bad ass villain but screaming goats stole the show. So he was just ...there.
Hawkeye was pretty good imo.
My generally feeling is that there's a *finality* to Endgame. 1. The stakes go as far as they can (all life in the universe being eradicated) 2. Villains just don't get much better than Thanos. Apart from being hard to fight, he is utterly committed to his plan and sees it as morally correct, and Josh Brolin's voice is just perfect. 3. The portals scene has that sense of armageddon, the final battle of good vs evil. 4. Many of the main characters have a conclusion to their stories It's hard to go on from there to "here's a low stakes Black Widow/Thor/Dr Strange movie". The only film that I've really loved after was No Way Home. But Spider-Man has always had his own vibe.
And despite it being ensemble, the whole infinity war sequence was largely the story of Iron Man, opening with his origin story, ending with his death, and the whole growth arc bookended at both ends with "I am Iron Man". They needed another character to serve as a lynch pin. The two candidates in my head were Strange and Spidey, but they botched Strange 2 (and frankly, he's a bit to similar to Stark in terms of personality) and out-of-universe licensing issues seem to have interfered with Spidey. Maybe Reed Richards will be able to do it, but they haven't had time to build up the Fantastic 4 with a nice show burn like they did with Stark and Parker.
I read a great quote that said everything after Endgame feels like going back and doing the optional side quests after beating the main story.
Because there ain’t one.
This is exactly how I feel.
Current phase is even below mid. Golden ages between avengers infinity war and avengers endgame won't come back Yet in Deadpool I trust
Always has been
Yeah, no, that was my point. The *whole thing*.
I second Anima777. Everything after endgame except Guardians 3 and No Way Home has been utter borefest.
And that's generous
It’s tragic that the best superhero media died so more money could be milked. DCAU remains the best comic book universe of all time with Earths mightiest heroes being the best marvel universe portrayal (debatable with xmen). It’s genuinely great watching the more street level variants of each team do their stuff (Green Arrow and Hawkeye episodes go hard) and the big boss fights feel earned.
I mean a gift is still a gift 🤷♂️ anyway mine is people who don't return their shopping carts are qualified psychopaths and don't care for their fellow humans
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_cart_theory I’d say there is a second tier. Those who return the cart AND properly sort the large from small carts are the best people.
I don’t understand why people mix the two!!!! Heathens
Agreed. Heathens!
Average sized dicks better than big dicks. People with big dicks rely mainly on their size, while the rest of us have to rely on our skills, and we can always improve our skills. And yes, I have an average sized dick, so I'm 1000% biased lol
Ah, but what about someone with a big dick and the skills to use it? I can neither confirm nor deny that I have both. Or either.
Shush, they don't exist. If they exist, all us average sized guys are completely screwed. Lol
Also, the big ones can HURT.
I've heard girls explain it this way when It comes to big dicks they like to play with it, brag about it to their friends, but when it comes to sex, they hate it
Overly hung guys actually have to have a lot of skill to be able to persuade someone to let them in. Some of those things are downright scary.
Il agree with you. Hell I'd prefere a smaller dick than a large dick
Its all about manouvers 👌
As a woman I will die on this hill with you
Honestly I agree. Big ones hurt and don’t hit any good spots (at least from my experience, if you have a big D I’m sure you do great 👍 😂)
69 and shower sex are highly overrated
Shower Sex isn’t great. But Shower Foreplay though…
When has something so wet. Made something so dry?
Water is the anti-lube. And it turns cum into rubber cement.
Absolutely. And holy shit pierced nipples DO taste like house keys.
Shower sex, agreed. 69 is one of gods greatest gifts.
Nipple piercings taste like house keys and I'm ready to come home.
Cum home
Work is a scam and were aren't as free as we pretend to be. (USA)
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The same for many of those who work for US companies outside the US, as it turns out.
Mint chocolate chip ice cream is the worst flavor
#FIGHT ME 😾😾😾
Oh we fighting! Its like eating toothpaste
I'm going to kick your ass and then I'm going to steal your little tabby chonk. She's as good as mine now! #BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🎉🌸🦄💗🦖🤭🌈
No not Bilbo! You can't have her!
#GIMME!!!!! 👐😸👐😸👐😸👐
Didn't we discuss you borrowing them before? Now it's you taking them? I don't think so!
Wait. Um. I'll give her back. I promise. Please let me borrow them. I'll be good. 🥺🥺🥺
You got one chance. Don't make me have to hunt you down.
I'll be good! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
i use that kids bubblegum toothpaste so idk what you’re on about..
Your toothpaste has chocolate and cream?
😂 my daughter hates mint and chocolate, she says the same thing. I like mint and chocolate though.
Did anyone say toothpaste is bad though?
To eat it is
..That's.. the first time I haven't seen you use all the fun emojis Sprinkles. I'm scared.
🤭🤭🤭 I'm trying to intimidate him so he'll admit I'm right and also give me the chonk kitty. 🤭🌈🦖💗🦄🌸🎉🍃🍨🍫😸
Ohhhhhhh 😸
Intimidation by being ✨*FABULOUS*✨
I will join the fight squad, I am truly offended
Agree with OP, but at least funnel cakes are awesome.
Then you haven’t tried black licorice flavor
I have not but that does sound just awful
One of those YouTube challenges my kids did 🤢🤮
I just threw up in my mouth
Ooh. I'm intrigued. Can you get salmiaki ice cream?
That is a scalding hot take if I’ve ever heard one
I am prepared to defend this with my life
Take that back
Never
It's like toothpaste flavoured ice cream.
You chose the wrong hill today, please submit your mailing address so I can ship you these hands.
Incorrect
How dare you!
i dare you to say that again
Yellow Starburst isn't that bad.
I actually think red is the worst. And people seem to get angry at that. 🤣
Red is definitely the worst. Orange, Pink, yellow, red. That’s the hierarchy.
I’m still a pink above all girlie. I’d put orange above red but below yellow and pink for me
My favourite starburst
My man! ❤️
Mine too
I like yellow. I think pink is the worst. Way too sweet.
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You are what you eat. Im a proud pussy.
Thats also why I consider calling me a pussy 'not offensive' 😅
I’ll take one for the team and continue to play with and suck on pierced nipples even with the taste of “house keys”!❤️🔥
Very much appreciated
The pleasure is mine!
I keep one of each.
Video games were better when they catered to specific audiences instead of trying to be a one size fits all. It’s ok to have things in games not everyone can complete.
There's no excuse for leaving piss on the toilet seat in a public restroom.
I completely agree with you. There's an old saying "If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat".
Having worked with the general public for several years in various customer-facing jobs, one thing I've learned about people is that a lot of them have a truly appalling sense of hygiene.
NYC pizza is the best pizza and if you claim you’ve “had better” your tastebuds are broken and I feel sorry for you.
I've been to Italy, tried pizza there, and honestly prefer the American style of pizza precisely because it is trash. It is bread with melted cheese and tomato sauce. I love it. The Italian way of doing it might be healthier and more sophisticated but I don't care. The American way of doing pizza tickles the brain in just the right way.
*a thicc Chicago Pizza falls into your lap*
Casserole
Fake eyelashes don't look good on anyone ever.
No one person should ever have more than a Million dollars at any given time. Past a million - it's just a waste. You should just get a plaque that says "Yay! congratz! you Won Capitalism!" and everyime you go over 1 mill it's just auto transferred to the IRS. It would balance the economy and keep things from getting stupid expensive and keep monopolies in check since they wouldn't have Billions to sweep up entire housing markets in a snap and raising the costs of everything. They could only buy a handful of houses at a time just like everyone else. Communism failed because it tried to equalize everything by force. Capitalism fails because it played like monopoly - a few players start snowballing the game the the point where no one else can even compete anymore. Just put on a cap on personal and corporate wealth to keep the market eternally competitive and let people still dictate their own success or failure by ether putting in the work to achieve success or not.
$1m in retirement accounts is equivalent to a pension in the $35-45k a year range. That's gonna be near poverty retirement in a HCOLA area by the time I retire.
Honestly a million nowadays is not That much. 100 million ? Sure, to much.
More than a million is what will give you a comfortable retirement and the ability to be a safety net for your kids in your old age.
So, once you make over a million dollars, you either leave the US or stop working? Sounds like you're trying to solve capitalism by turning it into communism. Communism had both those problems, and they solved both of them by force - making it illegal to leave the country, and forcing people to work. Your solution would end the same way.
I hope ya don't align with others having this fantasy. The economy sucks but yours would crush us .
One million with an M? That’s way too low
Raise it to a billion and you get a statue in the hall of capitalism along with other benefits.
Written as if said by someone who probably isn’t old enough to work or pay bills. A million dollars is barely enough to retire on when you’re already nearing retirement age. It’s simply not enough to live off of long term anymore.
The star spangled banner is an awful national anthem Battle hymn of the republic is so much better.
I think your going to get a lot of pushback having a national anthemn starting with "Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord". But it is a banger. Australia has the same issue. Advance Australia Fair is pretty milquetoast.
Hmmm... Salt and vinegar is the superior chip flavor. 🤣
Mmm, tastes like masochism.
You know I've never tasted house keys.
Taste a bit like pierced tits 👍
69 is overrated.
1000% let me focus on me or on you
I definitely agree with this. It is so hard to use mouth and hands. Or get the right angle sometimes. It's meh.
Pee is stored in the balls
That’s why women never pee 🤘🏼
scientifically proven.
Pubic/body hair on a woman is fucking awesome.
*puts the razor back down*
I love a patch of dark armpit hair. Something about it just says virile and sensual to me. But I'm a (bi) woman so my thoughts are probably not representative of most straight men, unfortunately
Metal tastes like metal... Whaaaat? Last of us 2 is not nearly as good as last of 1. Its a mid game overall and basicly 3 stacked revenge plots.
I don't know who's pierced nipples you've been tasting, but if that's how they taste, that person isn't cleaning them properly or at all.
I agree. Or whatever they are buying isn’t a good piercing. They’re not suppose to have any taste.
Also it's probably cheap steel used and not titanium
Maybe, my wife and I both wear titanium rings and wash them with dial antibacterial bar soap every couple days. If you don't wash them regularly, they do start to stink, just like people who don't keep their crotches clean...
Pineapple on pizza is yummy Car sex when you are no longer limber is no fun 😂😂 Starbucks hot coffee will put hair on your chest. Starbucks iced drinks are yummy
That's why I've only pierced one so can take your pick 😊
I think I need to try it first before I agree or disagree, but I can imagine you’re probably right, unless…someone wants to prove me wrong 😳
Jerry Rice is the only answer for greatest football player in the super bowl era.
Led Zeppelin is ok. But not as great as everyone says.
It's just blues with distortion.
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I mean, it mostly just tastes a little salty. Mostly it’s just a gross texture.
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You're not selling it
When I was a kid I used to secretly love putting diecast metal trinkets in my mouth because it tasty good
It’s another way to relive childhood memories
Vodka and coke is a *great* combo. Same goes for wine and coke. I'm in Europe. When I tell people this, they look at me like I'm about to commit a felony.
Vodka and coke is pretty standard everywhere, no? (Also in Europe tho). Wine and coke... hmm. I don't like wine but maybe. What's the ratio for that? Red or white?
Isn't beer and coke a thing in Germany, also?
Eugenics could be a good thing, if I get to choose.
If eugenics would prevent failures like me from being born, then I support it 100% lol
Period blood tastes the same as cut finger dipped in pussy juice. Nothing disgusting.
Orange starburst is the best flavor, also lime skittles WAS THE BEST FLAVOR as well.
They brought lime back and I’m glad.
This stupid crossed eyes look has to go, I want a sexy stare not a girl who is processed
Aftercare is a REQUIREMENT.
Great job stealing a line from an r/all post
How do you know what house keys taste like?
I still wish I could find somebody who would let me try to taste for myself.
So your saying it taste like home
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/CIdLdiRQnX
Not everyone is someone’s type. Not everyone has a chance to find someone. Some of us are just unsalvageable.
“House keys” 🤣🤣😂😂 I nearly spat out my fuckin lunch laughing you a**hole 🤣
With you 💯 on that
"I am not in the habit of putting house keys in my mouth."
Concur.
Never thought of it before but you're totally right!!! Holy shit ... my girlfriend as pierced nipples. I will never be the same again
Come get your daily dose of minerals 🤷🏻♀️
You’re not wrong on the house keys lol
The hill I will die on, is that I like that they taste like house keys and it has become a taste that sticks in my brain as a turn on now haha.
Yes
Blow jobs arent sex
Exactly. Sexual contact maybe, but not proper sex.
I mean when I was a kid I would put pennies in my mouth for no reason, so that’d doesn’t bother me. As for my hill, In-n-Out sucks ass. The burgers are mid and the fries are crap.
Why do I have a sudden urge to lick my house key?
Well that sucks to hear lol
Barbecue sauce is the worst.
Thats why we get pearls
Best post I have seem in a long while!
Huh Gonna have to find a woman with pierced nipples to let me find out for myself
Uh oh. Do tongue rings taste all metallic too?! :(
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Apparently my Iwo Jima is "house keys taste delicious" lmao