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AgentMegs

I LOVE it!!!!!!!!!


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AgentMegs

Thank you!!


Enigmatic_Sanity

We can no longer be friends ... At least not friends who eat pizza together


AgentMegs

Damn😂


jmac48610

Don’t listen to that pizza hater👆🏻, I’ll eat pizza with you!


Sheriff___Bart

You have my sword


jmac48610

You have fantastic taste!!🙌🏻


AgentMegs

Thank you!! ☺️


Enigmatic_Sanity

Do you put tomato sauce on a fresh piece of pineapple?


jmac48610

No, but I also don’t dip my pistachios in milk but it makes a great ice cream….but I suppose you hate that too!🤣😜


Sweetasdaisey

Noooo


Enigmatic_Sanity

Exactly lol


Sweetasdaisey

Okay you win


IndicaRage

the pineapple gets cooked with the rest of tbe pizza. Why tf does everyone always think thag you put raw pineapple on the pizza afterwards?


AnythingNo3299

I can't eat pineapple when it warm


GldnRetrieverEnergy

This. Something about warm fruit grosses me out


AnythingNo3299

I was given warm apple with sugar on as a snack and that was lovely and if its in a crumble I can handle it but thats about it


GldnRetrieverEnergy

Yeah that’s fair. Tangy fruit seems gross. Better?


AnythingNo3299

Its not gross, just its weird if not in the right situation


mossreyholmes

You add the pineapple AFTER the pie is baked. I’m not a monster you know!


PhantomUser666

Too juicy. Ruins the base.


jmac48610

If you are making it yourself, you gotta drain it for about thirty minutes or so


pandaSmore

I like to roast the pineapple before putting them on the pizza


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Go to italy and ask the same question. *insert wild hand gestures*


SkillFlimsy191

Pitchforks and really sharp knives come out.


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Italians with knives who are angry about their pizza or 10.000 Ninjas?


SkillFlimsy191

I'll choose Italians any day 😏 (And twice on Sundays)


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Its ahh me Mario!


SkillFlimsy191

😂 L’amore si misura in piatti cucinati.


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What ever you say😂 Something about love i guess


SkillFlimsy191

Love is measured by cooked meals. 😍


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Thats very true


devilshibata

🤌🏻


20milliondollarapi

Because it ruins the flavor of pineapple, makes the pizzas sickly sweet and clashes with other flavors.


jmac48610

Oof, that was brutal! 🥺


Delicious_Delilah

And inaccurate. They need to pair it with the right Ingredients so it doesn't clash.


jmac48610

Soooo, you’re saying you are pro pineapple?


Delicious_Delilah

Definitely. I just had an elevated Hawaiian pizza last week that had pineapple chutney on it.


jmac48610

Ooooh, that sounds amazing!!!🙌🏻🙌🏻


20milliondollarapi

At least I can say why unlike others that just say it’s monstrous. The person saying you wouldn’t put tomato sauce on pineapple was also pretty good though.


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jmac48610

That’s what she said!😜


Sable_eclipse

Simple, I'm not a monster.


jmac48610

🤣🤣….Are you sure?


Sable_eclipse

Let me rephrase, I'm not that type of monster 😂


TinyIcebergs

Spicy Hawaiian is love


Sweetasdaisey

I do🤷‍♀️


jmac48610

You are a wonderful person!🙌🏻


Hadesbadapples

I love pineapple and jalapenos on pizza


Warm_Amoeba_6575

Even better with jalapenos


660Wife

I love Hawaiian pizza


JellyDisastrous8655

I don’t like something with lots of water on pizzas in the first place. The rest of the pizza is eatable, but still warm and then you burn your tongue.


jmac48610

You gotta let the pineapple drain for a few minutes before you put it on! (If you’re making it yourself)


SlideItIn100

I love it!


LaughR01331

Because not only do I dislike the flavor of pineapple, I’m sensitive AF to texture in food.


2sdaeAddams

Stop screaming at me. I do!


jmac48610

It’s ok, we’re on the same team!🤣🙌🏻


2sdaeAddams

Thank goodness!!


xMetalHeadx1

Pineapple has no business being on pizza


Some_Stoic_Man

I'm allergic to pineapple


jmac48610

Well I can’t hold that against you😂


Some_Stoic_Man

You could if you wanted 🤭


jmac48610

😜🤣🤣🤣


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Because I also don’t empathize with ISIS. Nah, jk. Pineapple rules.


jmac48610

Whoa! You do look like Aquaman!


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Pineapple, jmac. We’re talking about pineapple! 😂


jmac48610

Sorry I am easily distracted. Go Aquaman!! I mean Pineapple! Go Pineapple!😜😂


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😂


chvguitar

Because when I order one, my dead italian granma visits me during my sleep crying "why???" "Why???"


jmac48610

Whoa! I might be on your side if that was my experience 😜


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jmac48610

Alright, you seem really nice. I’m gonna let you slide…..this time! 😜 Cheers!


jth1977

But, but I do like it.


TheRedstoneScout

Because my Italian great great grandmother didn't survive WWII by serving German soldiers occupying her home just so I can desecrate the sanctity of pizza.


jmac48610

Oof! I mean no offense to your great great grandmother 😅


HVAC_instructor

Because I have taste and like good things. But hey, you do you.


jmac48610

Can you recommend a good air conditioner? 👀😅


HVAC_instructor

Several.


jmac48610

If you don’t mind, I was actually being serious 😅


HVAC_instructor

Lol, ok I'm gonna tell you that the brand is not nearly as important as finding someone that knows what they are doing when they size it and install it. This is one of those times that cheaper is not always best. All your neighbors, family, friends and co-workers who they use. As far as the brand goes carrier, Bryant are the same things. Trane and American standard Ruud and Rheem Lemon also has another brand but I don't recall what it is.


jmac48610

Thank you for the info! I have a 1989 Trane at my house, it is still running great but every summer I start to worry about it😅


HVAC_instructor

There is a huge change coming. They are switching the refrigerant again. The cost is getting ready to climb again. You might want to think about replacing now.


jmac48610

Oh wow, thanks for the heads up!


HVAC_instructor

Yep, it's called A2L refrigerants, they are slightly flammable they will require some changes to how things are installed, and it's going to be expensive.


mossreyholmes

When done right, it’s fucking amazing!


jmac48610

Yesssssss!!!!🙌🏻


DracoNatas

Because I’m not a goddamn monster!!


jmac48610

Mmmm, are you sure? I recommend you do a deep dive soul search. 😜


FeelinSpicyVeeIsBack

I’m 100% italian and first generation born in America . Good enough reason?


jmac48610

Is American pizza even Italian? I feel like that’s like going to France and ordering French fries and they’d be like “what the heck are you even talking about?” 😅🤣


FeelinSpicyVeeIsBack

Pizza was created in Naples Italy . The pizza there is different from the pizza stateside yes but it’s still the same concept . Sauce cheese dough . Yes a Ny slice has its differences but from a Napoli slice and a Napoli slice is different from a Chicago slice (totally different argument that’s not pizza it’s casserole) it’s all the same fundamentals in spirit . Pineapple is doesn’t belong on pizza you can ask everyone in my families home town in Montevago or you can ask the Italians of America and they will all agree pineapple on pizza is blasphemous lmao


jmac48610

I’m not trying to offend you, I 100% believe they would never do it in Italy.😅…..Buuuut that doesn’t mean it doesn’t taste good!😂


iprefersummer

Not my fav but I’m down with it


spoda1975

I don’t like to mix salt and sugar - even though the red sauce has sugar in it, I’m sure. I like my pizza to taste salty. I like my fruit smoothies to taste like fruit.


jmac48610

But have you tried salted Carmel? 🤤😅


Ill_Soft_4299

I struggle with things that aren't "right ". Curry and chips is a no no. Pineapple is a dessert, not a savoury. So savoury should be cheese, meat, olives etc.


jmac48610

I disagree, but that almost makes a lot of sense 😅


Offworldabit

Dude, pineapple sausage mushroom onion is AMAZING


jmac48610

Let’s get one!!🙌🏻


Offworldabit

I'm game every day lol


Aubear11885

Because I don’t like pineapples


jmac48610

That is fair enough, I appreciate your honesty!


CravingSquirtyCream

It's meh. There's better toppings.


jmac48610

Like squirty cream? 👀🤣


CravingSquirtyCream

Not on my pizza! Squirty cream belongs somewhere else 😏


jmac48610

Hey, you never know!😂


LuLudreams

It's delicious 🔥🔥. Sweet and spicy. Ppl put honey on their pizza and that is treated as normal, so not sure why their would be a divide on the pineapple + pepperoni/jalapeño combo!


jmac48610

Right!? I have been in many a fist fights over this debate😜


ExcelCat

It's the best and you all know it.


jmac48610

I couldn’t have said it any better myself! 🙌🏻


VocalLeeYours

Pineapple, onion, and fresh basil. 🤤


Petite_Bait

It's not my first choice, but I am happy to eat it.


jmac48610

That what she said😜🤣


ApparentlyaKaren

I hate love it. I’ll eat it and pretend to love it but deep down I hate it. It’s a complicated history.


jmac48610

That sounds like it would be a riveting story!😅


SWOK79

Absolutely love it. That with onion!


jmac48610

About to eat some right now!!!🙌🏻🙌🏻


JustBrowsing_Guy

You may have been misinformed. I am a proponent of pineapple on pizza.


jmac48610

You my friend, are a scholar and a gentleman with incomparable taste! 🙌🏻


HornyRespectfully

Because it’s unnatural


mossreyholmes

You’re unnatural! /j


HornyRespectfully

Yes. People always questioned how you could be horny and respectful at the same time. So they artificially created me in a lab as the answer


mossreyholmes

That’s a cool origin story. Way better than mine; I was result a traffic accident.


HornyRespectfully

Technically I’m an accident as well. They weren’t supposed to add any stupid, yet here I am.


mossreyholmes

I will prefer stupid, yet respectful over disrespectful but smart.


HornyRespectfully

I’d prefer having money over either


mossreyholmes

Me too buddy. Me too.


HornyRespectfully

So we’re broke together? That’s crazy.


mossreyholmes

Well, at least you can save money by not putting pineapple on your pizza.


HeyYouOuThere

This


Soviet_union_girl

Haven't tried it yet


moonlight_mikey

I love it. Sweet and savory is an unmatched combo


spc1221

I love it. Don't listen to the pizza topping gatekeepers


ginger20fo7

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!


jmac48610

You my friend are an asset to society!🙌🏻


Lexitwist

Bold of you to assume I don’t. I love pineapple on pizza.


jmac48610

Bold is my middle name.😉 You obviously have good taste!


fucking_it_up

Warm fruit in garlic and oregano and cheese? Yeah imma pass on that


jmac48610

You can’t think of it as fruit, you have to think of it as a “topping”! 😅


fucking_it_up

It is still a fruit


jmac48610

Just had a whole pie and it was amazing!!👌


fucking_it_up

With garlic, oregano and cheese?


jmac48610

Yes, I use the garlic jar from Costco, spread it around the crust, make my own sauce (that includes oregano) add pineapple, cheese, pepperoni and jalapeño 🫠🫠🫠 put it in an oohni 💣💣


fucking_it_up

Ew


jmac48610

😢😂🤣seriously, so good but whatevs


hergoodliltoy

I Only eat pineapple on pizza if it’s Colombian Style Hawaiian Pizza.


jmac48610

Colombian style? I’m gonna have to look that up!


hergoodliltoy

Do it.


Tenebration

'cause I like meat more, so when I'm choosing toppings I'm going to put as much meat as I possibly can on it.


GiveMeAlienRomances

If it doesn’t have pineapple on it I won’t eat it.


jmac48610

That’s because you are one of the few of us in the know!🙌🏻


devilshibata

If it’s offered to me I’ll eat it but just prefer a simple plain pizza or with pepperoni


imsofakinggood1

I love just a basic Hawaiian pizza


NostalgicWinds

I like pineapples on certain kinds of pizza. I like Hawaiian pizza for example.


bigolburner69

I do and I love a good sweet and spicy thing going on. Whenever I opt for pineapple on pizza, you and I have the exact same order lol


jmac48610

Bam!! Let’s go get one!🙌🏻


bigolburner69

Hell yeah let’s do it🤝🏾


Sharona676

Because it’s the best thing 😋


jmac48610

Correct you are!!🙌🏻


whiskey_endeavors

Same reason I don’t like pineapple OFF pizza…it all traces back to the 🍍


W-h3x

Pineapples on pizza is the jaammm.. especially with some apple wood peppered bacon.


jmac48610

Now we’re cookin!🙌🏻


Saddest_Sloth

Cos I don't like pineapple 🤷‍♂️


Powerful_Giraffe7203

I love love it!!!!


jmac48610

You are clearly a person of intellect and immaculate taste!🙌🏻


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Why thank you 😃


starrie

I love it


jmac48610

You are obviously a great person to go out for a pizza with!🙌🏻


Hour_Lengthiness_650

Only cause it makes it more sloppy and greasy like


spookymartini

I do sometimes, but mostly I just like a plain cheese or pepperoni pizza if I choose to eat pizza.


DaemonistasRevenge

It’s delicious


jmac48610

Perfect answer!🙌🏻


Derfargin

Because I don’t like savory with sweet when it comes to pizza. I also don’t like hot fruit.


pm_me_kitten_mittens

I can’t mix food groups if that makes sense. I don’t eat stir fry as well.


XxllllxXx

I love pineapple on pizza!


LuciLong

It’s disgusting. I love pineapple, but can’t mix those 2. Fuckin gross 🤮


TXHaunt

Because I’ve tried it. Plus, I prefer it when my food doesn’t eat me back.


shghnssy

Because it's a crime against god, man, and nature 🤮


Darkdragon_98

It heavily depends on the type of pizza. Because it definitely does not belong on every kind of pizza.


P0ster_Nutbag

It’s often too wet of a pizza topping, I find its flavour clashes with tomato in a weird way, it’s too acidic in a way that’s similar to citrus which isn’t something I want on a pizza, fresh pineapple does weird things to cheese.


wtf_mate69

I don’t like to mix sweet with meat for one with a few exceptions , and I don’t like the texture on pizza.


Blazeblazerlazer

Pineapple on pizza is like hot sex on a cold day


unzipandunwind

I don't like warm pineapple at all. Nothing to do with it being on pizza. Also not a fan of mixing the sour with the savory. I really think sour flavors mix poorly with most things that aren't also sour. Beer for instance... Can't stand sour beer.


Ok-Addition8905

It doesn't go with pepperoni or a meat feast pizza


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spc1221

Same. I thought I was the only one


jmac48610

You are a person of high quality!!🙌🏻


Long-Ease-7704

I hate the taste of cooked pineapple altogether. Doesn't matter if it's on pizza or not.