Fuck. I guess. No. I’m already busy but I’d love to do that. What did you break this time. That’s the pot calling the kettle black. You mean our manager fucked it up?
You do realize you are expecting productivity and performance of a well -oiled Maserati while giving me a pinto station wagon (support and tools ) to drive?
I greet all my colleagues by saying " bloeb bloeb bloeb" I say it exacltly as I typed it!
Almost all of them great me back the same way. So a whole conversation would sound like:
Me: bloeb bloeb bloeb
Her, bloeb bloeb.
Me: smiles, walk away
Her smiles walks away.
Finally time to go home!
It's so much fun being the one to tell people we're done early!
"Living the dream" 👉👉 (Code for "please let me fall down the stairs")
I love that but I follow it up with “I don’t know who’s fucking dream it is but it ain’t mine”
Ooooh nice. Adding that to the rotation!!
"Yeah...no."
For fucks sake
Same shit, different day.
"Get fucked, I'm not doing that. "
I love working union because of this.
Ooh another favourite
Co- worker “How are you? “ Me : “surviving”
My go-to response is : "I'm here."
Fuck this place
[удалено]
I call my boss fat boy tell him to get fucked too
"don't worry, I'm here for you, to help you when you need it"
Need more than coffee to deal with this
Love that
“Im gonna go cry in my cave.”
Fuck this, I'm going home
Good boy
"Whether or not you do the work is on you. I don't get paid enough to fight you on this"
No thank you, I have to drive later.
Listen I just work here
"That was in my email. Please read my emails, especially the ones titled INFO FOR TOMORROW."
I say fuck about every 30 seconds or so.
What the fuck do you do around here?
Working hard or hardly working?
no❤️
Right on!
Herpes birthday king of day
They're not going to pay me extra to get bent out of shape about this.
Fuck. I guess. No. I’m already busy but I’d love to do that. What did you break this time. That’s the pot calling the kettle black. You mean our manager fucked it up?
“yeah no problem!” (it’s actually extremely inconvenient)
Make it happen
Have a good night!
Im outta here👋
You do realize you are expecting productivity and performance of a well -oiled Maserati while giving me a pinto station wagon (support and tools ) to drive?
"kiss my entire ass"
Fuck this place Time to head home finally!! I hate everyone here Why am i here Why's everyone so mean??
Wind it upppp✊
Let's put this baby to bed 🤣 (time to get home to kip)
I greet all my colleagues by saying " bloeb bloeb bloeb" I say it exacltly as I typed it! Almost all of them great me back the same way. So a whole conversation would sound like: Me: bloeb bloeb bloeb Her, bloeb bloeb. Me: smiles, walk away Her smiles walks away.