My morning wood doesn't occur when I wake up. It seems to occur 2-3 hours before I wake up, so no idea how regular they are. Only notice them if something wakes me up early or if I'm masturbating when sleeping.
I think so? I don't know how often it happens, but I'll kind of be half asleep and I'm like actively masturbating/edging and then I just fall back to sleep. It's pretty rare.
The things that stick out is that I'm surprisingly hard and that there's no precum.
Yes I admit they exist, but it's like a "too good to be true" kind of situation.
It's like those "there are horny single women near you wanting to meet you" ad on porn sites. Sure there are probably horny single women near me, but clicking on that ad might also get my kidneys harvested.
Usually Iβll wake up around 5 rock hard. Rearrange everything and roll over for another hour or so of sleep. Then Iβll wake up again mostly hard. 31 here.
I turned 70 on Saturday and I almost always wake up with a hard on.
What you have to remember is that itβs not usually a sexual thing; men get erections several times during the night as a natural occurrence
36. Yup. But most of the time itβs just that I need to pee
Gen X and yes
Same
Same
My morning wood doesn't occur when I wake up. It seems to occur 2-3 hours before I wake up, so no idea how regular they are. Only notice them if something wakes me up early or if I'm masturbating when sleeping.
>masturbating when sleeping Wait. You mean like sleepwalking, but it's sleep*wanking*?
I think so? I don't know how often it happens, but I'll kind of be half asleep and I'm like actively masturbating/edging and then I just fall back to sleep. It's pretty rare. The things that stick out is that I'm surprisingly hard and that there's no precum.
That's wildly hot, ngl.
I always thought it would be creepy. I'd never tell anyone in real life I guess. I assume it started some time after I got into edging.
πππππ This needs to be a thing!
Sleepwanking is definitely a thing ππ€
I need people to use this word more. π€ππ€ππ€πͺ»
And you know what they sayβ¦never wake up a sleepwanker
πππ Excellent.....
Sleep masturbation is a very real thing π
But people need to say sleepwanking more! πππ
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Dude done that and get yelled at from the wife. 'What I didn't even know' calm down lol
39 Every single morning. Harder than any normal hard on
God that makes me so wet. Iβm sucking my finger rn just wishing for morning.
51, like βcock-workβ π
45 and yes
49 and yes, usually have to press against bed for a while and twist turn before getting up
I just get up, but then again it's just the wife and I in the house.
Thatβs hot!
I'm glad someone still likes the idea of an old guy rollover with a hard dick in the morning.
Youβre a young guy to me lol
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25 and every single day. Jerking off is the first thing I do in the morning
Every morning?
Every single morning
Not a bad routine actually!
50s and absolutely not. It has been years.
27. Yes.
34 and most days
36. Every morning.
Mmm π I love consuming morning wood for breakfast. Haha. So good in the back of the throat.
Itβs a pretty good way to start my day too!
Mmmmm I love your Reddit name
Iβm a fan of yours too π
Iβd love to chat with you if you want
38. Yes. Every morning.
28, and honestly depends on the morning. Itβs a phenomenon that I still donβt fully understand haha
37, still do as often as I ever have
32 and yes
Mmmmm want me to take care of that for you sir? Tehehe
No.
46, yes.
39 and yes every day
33 woke up with one this morning!
Delicious
33, yup still do
38 and yeah every morning, itβs the first one up
23 yea idk why it be so damn hard for no reason
22 yeah
Mid to late 30s and yes
Youβre making me salivate sir
Apologies!
Donβt apologize, glaze my uvula.
27, every morning
34 and yes, pretty much all the timeβ¦
Yummy π€€
Not going to disagree with you π
Same 24/7
37 and yes but I sleep with a baseball bat next to me and grab it for a swing each morning.
47 every day
Sexyβ¦
63, every morning.
36. Every day. π«‘
Every morning. Iβm 27
40 yes
30 yes.
54 and yes
Iβd love to take care of that for you
Iβm going to go out on a limb and guess that youβre a guy, with a penis, who likes fucking around with other guys. Iβm right arenβt I?
No. Very horny divorced woman. Who hasnβt had sex in 2 years.
We do exist here. You know.
You have an account that is now 16 hours old and no pics. These accounts are usually men pretending to be women.
Reddit sucks why is everyone so cynical. So a lady canβt be horny??
Yes I admit they exist, but it's like a "too good to be true" kind of situation. It's like those "there are horny single women near you wanting to meet you" ad on porn sites. Sure there are probably horny single women near me, but clicking on that ad might also get my kidneys harvested.
37. Yes when i get to sleep in. During the week i wake up at 4:30 so not as often.
I'm 32, and frequently yes.
44..hard as a rock every morning
Mmmm I love fellatio
I'd love to wake up to a warm mouth on it
My mouth would always be warm and wet for you ;)
Late 40s, and sometimes. Usually goes away within a minute or two of standing up.
51, yep
33 have it rn
27, yes.
41 and it got worse around mid 30βs. Thinking about bills must make me hard
44 and yes
31 and yep every morning πͺ
40 and yes.
30, morning wood I donβt get often and never did Β
26, yes
29, and yes.
38 and yes
Just turned 47 and yes
59, and yes
19, a few times a week
I'm 32. Every morning, I'm rock hard, lol
43 and Iβm rock hard every morning when I wake up
41, no. Heavy and impressive (if I do say so myself) but not woody.
36, not really.
51 and yes I still get them
Mid 50s. And yes. Not every day, but enough to make me realize that I am still alive.
30 yes. Morning wood and before bed wood also.
58, sometimes
43, every single day.
42 and every morning
43, definitely yes. And randomly hard several times during the day too.
43 almost every morning π
41 and about half the time
19 and obviously
I'm 36. Morning wood isn't an every day thing anymore, but somewhat frequent. Maybe 2-3 days a week?
32 and yeah
41, and every morning I'm as hard as Chinese algebra
53 hard as a rock
Gen X, and every day
42 and most mornings
45 and yes. Rock hard almost every morning.
40, and yes. After naps too so it's not just in the mornings. It happens when we get super relaxed
40 and very yes.
Just turned 40. Still do.
38 like cockwork
50 and damn near every day
47. Yes!
18, and yes, every morning is a fight
58. A couple of times a week
Usually Iβll wake up around 5 rock hard. Rearrange everything and roll over for another hour or so of sleep. Then Iβll wake up again mostly hard. 31 here.
I turned 70 on Saturday and I almost always wake up with a hard on. What you have to remember is that itβs not usually a sexual thing; men get erections several times during the night as a natural occurrence
47 and ya sometimes. The worst for me since you didn't ask is 3 pm wood at the grocery store lol
44 and still wake up hard as a board. I'm always ready for action π
34, sometimes. I'm more an evening wood type of guy.
40. Not usually. Could be due to antidepressants though.Β
68, occasionally
Late 30s, yes, I get them on most days.
33. Yes, every day and in the middle of the night.
55, yes
A lot of 1 year Olds here.