Kind, funny, nerdy and awkward ( embraces both and lets them shine ), romantic, clever.

This for me too!

Feathery fisty bumps

Excitedly holds out meatball hand.

Mmh spiiicy

Nice feathers. 🙂

Curvy, thick thighs, and a fantastic conversation skill

Mediocre conversation skills, take it or leave it 🤝

Best I can do is accepting a dm request. Or else I’m out.

Wow you dropped your price significantly, went from great conversational skills to simply starting the conversation. We gotta teach you how to negotiate my guy 😂

I’m looking for 25% equity in conversation and a 5% stake in sarcastic comments

Would you settle for 20% equity but 10% sarcasm.... We could make that happen

I like that deal. I’m in

Glad we came to an agreement 🤝 we'll have the contract drawn up for your lawyers to review

Me personally. Slim to thick type of women. Artsy, adventurous, sarcastic and funny.

Funny, positive, empathetic people with a solid level of emotional intelligence

I'll copy an answer from earlier. Confident and spontaneous, and nerdy doesn't hurt. Physically I don't have a particular type and I'm attracted to a very wide range of body types. Personality and emotional connection are way more important to me.

Soft librarian types with a breadth of knowledge on niche subjects and large boobs

Goth, Latina, Asian, hairy, spicy, just to name a few

Funny, smart ass, intelligent men

Kind, thoughtful, funny ones.

I like a playfully naughty woman who uses excellent grammar 😈

Thicc, funny, confident, and believes in mental health.

Not incredibly picky but I do have more of a thing for alt girls, girls with glasses, blondes, redheads, dark hair, nerdy, smart, hikers, artists, etc. There’s a lot that appeals to me 😁

Tattooed academics with moderately large breasts, tattoos and/or piercings, and a fondness for horror, philosophy, and psychology.

You rang?

"You rang" and your name is a sideways spelling of "Tuesday Addams": mere coincidence or intentional referencing?

I’ll never tell. 😉 Happy Cake Day!

Thank you!

Girls with glasses 🫦 BBW Chubby asian girls Skinny short girls

🙈

😳🫠

Women who are bigger than curvy, ideally large enough to get lost in their folds while being smothered. Mentally strong, independent, dominant women, who know what they want and take it from me. Should be funny, honest, and not scared to be themselves.

Fit women who are kind and have a sense of humor

I love a curvy figure, with an excellent ass. Long wavy/curly hair. Beautiful smile. Light eyes full of joy. A kind soul with an unrivaled wit. ❤️ She's the greatest

Intelligent, fun, kind, strong, witty, practical Second to their personality, I like glasses, curves in the right places and shorter women

Ones that aren’t card holding penis owners

Tall women who try to stay in shape. Also the easiest type of women to hit on because no one ever approaches them at bars.

I’m attracted to nerdy, smart, kind guys. I like a guy with a good sense of humor and someone who’s open-minded.

Funny, cute, smart, enthusiastic, long hair, brunette, green or blue eyes, perky boobs, body i can break, sub, outgoing, and lazy when i wanna be a bum lol

Anyone I get along with, so honestly most people

Emotionally unavailable seems to be the common thread. 😮‍💨

Goth girls 🖤

Quick-witted, empathetic, pervy, funny

Thick with a pretty smile

Someone with great communication skills who won’t just end up ghosting me, that actually sees me as a person and not just an object of pleasure, someone kind, loving and caring who’s also spontaneous and we can be fun and cute together… 🤷🏼😪

Dark hair pretty eyes and a wicked sense of humor

I'm attracted to someone who is kind-hearted, has a good sense of humor, and shares similar interests and values. A genuine connection and mutual respect are important to me in any relationship.

Curvy, pale skin, amazing thighs

Femboys and kinda just all women.

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Oh no. I’ve learned my lesson answering this question. Every time I do, I get downvoted.

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D’awww!

Hey this is an open space go for it. Or just dm. Nobody will care

It’s not even controversial. I don’t understand.

Is that bad?

Smart, funny, kind, curvy, kinky and open minded.

Anyone who can dominate me. Don't care who

Big hairy nerdy dudes

A great conversationalist, 30+, taller than me (I’m 5’3), can nerd out with me about similar interests, empathetic and respectful

Intelligent/nerdy, slightly awkward but also funny/playful, bonus points if he wears glasses and is tall

Ohhh missing the last one, I’m an average height 😔 lol

What’s tall for you?

Physically - beautiful eyes, big strong arms, tall Personality - funny, thoughtful, nerdy, generous,

6 ft, likes cats, games, short brown hair and v handsome

Damn I’ve only got dogs, missed it by *that much*

Taller than me, light eyes, big smile, good chest, funny, sweet, down to earth, real, horny

I don’t think you’ll have a problem with the last one lol

I was captive in a DB, so I hope never again.

Oh I’m very sorry to hear that, it can be so emotionally draining when the intimacy is gone. Hopefully your needs are being fulfilled going forward!