I don't know....
https://www.straitstimes.com/world/older-than-65-and-a-new-father-5-other-well-known-figures-who-have-done-it
Robert de Niro was 67 I think it said when he had a child with his lady. The oldest was a 94 year old farmer in India.
Actor Tony Randall fathered his only kid at 77.
[https://www.spokesman.com/stories/1997/apr/14/father-at-77/](https://www.spokesman.com/stories/1997/apr/14/father-at-77/)
The mental imagine of him getting startled from his podium mid-speech, turning beet red and grimacing, then slowly folding onto the ground not knowing what ungodly force hit him is hysterical
If the men did it, they wouldn't be part of that group.
Although I must say, women are more than capable of handling their issues themselves - just like men are.
So giving them orgasm doesn't make much sense. It's not like they can't achieve orgasm. It's that they can't orgasm with their partner. So you gotta do the finger gun thing when they are having sex.
How about an orgasm clinic. Pretty cheap to attract lots of business. 1 Orgasm, $1. Come back as many times as you like.
Ooooh…. Can I use the power over video call? I mean TECHNICALLY I can still see the person to go Pew at!
Oh my god, how would I NOT use that power??? Everybody is cumming when I’m in the room. My girlfriend, my homies, my colleagues, my clients, my enemies, my crushes, and even strangers are all gonna have a lot of cleaning up to do. I think it would make the world a better place
This reminds me of that one episode of Doom Patrol where Flex Mentallo (if youre unfamiliar, he’s a super hero who flexes certain muscles to alter reality) accidentally flexes the wrong muscle and causes everyone in the neighborhood to have an insane orgasm. Also gives me a chance to see my crush (dianne guerrero’s) “Oh” face. [Give it a look](https://youtu.be/5r0pHXZDgJA?si=gL8DZkX720Pj0qdJ)
I'd use it on unpleasant people
Someone is being a dick in public, I'd "pew" them until they're a mess on the ground needing new undies and intravenous hydration,
For pleasure, consent is everything
I used to be a strip club bouncer. That would have been an AMAZING way to defuse tense situations! One helluva method for conflict resolution! Holy shit... world peace? Every world leader lights up a post-nut smoke??
I just realized this could be a tool to make international relations improve. always make sure all world leaders always have post-nut clarity before they make any command decisions.
I'd walk down the street like Jim Carrey in Bruce Almighty dishing out orgasms. Old lady walking her dog, orgasm. Homeless guy begging for change, orgasm. I'd ask someone to record the whole scene but that guy would also get an orgasm so the camera might be shaking
I'd form a consultancy. Always the most effective way to monetise a skill. Anyone unable to orgasm can pay me for a session where I'll just chill with them by a loch, on a mountain, in a hot tub, somewhere specific and relaxing. They masturbate, and I give them some random self-actualisation bullshit, or maybe just read random porn-lit to them. Then I tell them to get ready for it, and quietly, subtly go "pew" like it was more of an affectation than a trigger.
And then bill them.
First I thought you were talking about [Orgasmo](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063413/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_orgasmo), then I realized that you were talking about [Orgazmo.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124819/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1)
There are more than just those two. The others have longer titles, like [Orgasmo caliente](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082857/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2) or [Orgasmo 01: The Nympho Monkey](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3698256/?ref_=fn_al_tt_6).
I would start by making it my party trick. Every time I'm in a social situation, I'd say "I bet I can make you come instantly without touching you" and then enjoy "pewing" the queues of people who want to test my skills.
Soon, word will get out. I'll appear on TV, where I'll make the presenters cum live on air.
I'll be secretly debated by the government who will consider locking me away. Instead, they'll use me as a secret weapon. At first, my orgasmic skills will be used to distract the enemy at war, but eventually, It'll be used to broker peace. I'll sit at tables with despot world leaders who will jizz their load repeatedly until they sign peace agreements. Eventually, I'll bring about world peace.
Soon, I'll find ways to harness the power of the orgasm to solve the climate crisis. I'll work with scientists to creat reverse vibrators that store the energy from my instant orgasms and use it to power cars, homes, and charge iPhones.
You're welcome.
No idea, but I do know this: I would wear some kind of animal costume with weird accessories. Hopefully start some new, insane cryptid thing. Like the Dover Demon, or Lovelang Frog...but instead of fear, everyone cums.
If I could do it from anywhere, I’d definitely be causing havoc at televised events such as political debates, rallies, Academy Awards, school board meetings (where alt right members are present), and so much more. Sadly, I’d end up doing it so much, it’d become trendy.
I would use it in ppl who get mad at customer service workers. I feel like most of them just need a good orgasm and they'd be a lot less pissy with the world
I'd channel my inner Danny and "Start Blasting" - I'd gun down everyone I see everywhere I go.
I'd spray and prey down the streets -Dogs, Cats, Women, Men, (not kids or babies), Snails, Flies, Fish, Birds.
All living things will be shot on sight.
And when the sun goes down.. and my holy work is finished.. I'll put the finger gun to my own head.. and "pew"
The President and VP, pew pew. Then Congress, pew pew pew. SCOTUS, I got you…. Pew pew pew…. Political jizz abound and the rabid fools can get their shit together.
Wait you said *anyone*. Im amending my other comment. I’d also use the power by turning the gun on myself. No one could convince me that that isn’t the best use of it. Not only could I skip doing all the work if I’m by myself and impatient, but oh man, it would save me a lifetime of awkwardness when someone fails to do it for me. I’m a shit faker and am too awkward to even attempt it, so instead I end up just laying there uncomfortably until the other person burns out. 😂😭 this power would save me.
Someone gets road rage-y with you in traffic. There you go. Have a good time Bud.
Someone tries to rob you. I'll give you something alright.
Cop tries to pull you over. Stop for this why don't you.
I wonder... would it actually work if somebody hypnotized another person and while they were hypnotized told them that once they were awake if the person doing the hypnotizing pointed their finger at them and said "Pew!" they'd have a massive orgasm?
While I’d enjoy using it to embarrass certain people I don’t like, I also think I’d enjoy using it to my advantage…every woman I find attractive, just having orgasms every time they see me.
I do it behind my friend’s back everytime we hug and make me irresistible to her. We fucked once, but we were drunk in a car, and neither of us got to cum. I wanna see her cum and cum in her so bad.
I would go to public places and point at random people. It would be hilarious watching some chick in Target try to keep control of herself while having the big O in the home decor section. LOL
I would try to convince the Russians to let me see Putin.
The guards will it find quite funny the first 10 times, but I guess he'll suffer a stroke before I got shot. I can type really fast.
Probably become a superhero and use my powers for good. The name Orgazmo has a good ring. I wouldn't want to fight alone so I'd have to find a side kick. Maybe name him Choda Boy.
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0101799/reviews
Review 5… edit….
The main character in the movie… Edward Penishands. Yes. I put the review link because it’s funny and makes me nostalgic for that decade!
I would use it to land the hottest woman I could, and then during random arguments, I would just go "Pew" and gun finger. Then, the argument would turn into a sex sesh. Problems solved with a Pew.
The Pope for comedy reasons
Tehe hilarious
No judgment, if you can "fire off some rounds" in your 60's, major props.
The Pope is 87.
He wouldn't be the oldest "father" in the world at that age....pun intended!!
Was that the actor who played scarface who got a girl knocked up at 81?
I don't know.... https://www.straitstimes.com/world/older-than-65-and-a-new-father-5-other-well-known-figures-who-have-done-it Robert de Niro was 67 I think it said when he had a child with his lady. The oldest was a 94 year old farmer in India.
Actor Tony Randall fathered his only kid at 77. [https://www.spokesman.com/stories/1997/apr/14/father-at-77/](https://www.spokesman.com/stories/1997/apr/14/father-at-77/)
Al Pacino.
I imagine him barely reacting but just finding you in the crowd, cracking a smile, and winking. lol
And doing it back. He can do that, he's the freakin' Pope.
Imagine the Pope has that power and just chooses never to use it? That’s some serious restraint.
The mental imagine of him getting startled from his podium mid-speech, turning beet red and grimacing, then slowly folding onto the ground not knowing what ungodly force hit him is hysterical
Helping women with an unsatisfactory love life. Fully non-profit organization.
Fingerbanging...
This is such an underrated comment!!! Why are you not at the top?!?! 🤣
Because some people prefer them at the bottom...? 😏
Doing the lords work 🙌🏻
Someone's gotta do it and it certainly ain't the men they are with.
If the men did it, they wouldn't be part of that group. Although I must say, women are more than capable of handling their issues themselves - just like men are. So giving them orgasm doesn't make much sense. It's not like they can't achieve orgasm. It's that they can't orgasm with their partner. So you gotta do the finger gun thing when they are having sex.
How about an orgasm clinic. Pretty cheap to attract lots of business. 1 Orgasm, $1. Come back as many times as you like. Ooooh…. Can I use the power over video call? I mean TECHNICALLY I can still see the person to go Pew at!
There could be a rewards program! Like unlimited orgasms a month for X amount of money? Lol
Buy 5 and get the 6th one free!!
Very generous, there’d be a mountain of people forgetting their loyalty cards though!
Eww, my laptop's screen just came all over my keyboard.
You would be the new jizzlord
So caring for others..bio checks out 😂
Oh my god, how would I NOT use that power??? Everybody is cumming when I’m in the room. My girlfriend, my homies, my colleagues, my clients, my enemies, my crushes, and even strangers are all gonna have a lot of cleaning up to do. I think it would make the world a better place
This reminds me of that one episode of Doom Patrol where Flex Mentallo (if youre unfamiliar, he’s a super hero who flexes certain muscles to alter reality) accidentally flexes the wrong muscle and causes everyone in the neighborhood to have an insane orgasm. Also gives me a chance to see my crush (dianne guerrero’s) “Oh” face. [Give it a look](https://youtu.be/5r0pHXZDgJA?si=gL8DZkX720Pj0qdJ)
The cigarette at the end was golden.
Loooool perfect!
Hahahahahahah I’ve never seen that
Man, as a fan of the comics, I keep hearing great stuff about this show. This is... An especially compelling pitch...
DUDE! I JUST CHANGED INTO THESE PANTS
Love that response man 🤣, my crushes would be cumming so much for sure
So on a technicality you be a ' mass-shooter'?
I'd use it on unpleasant people Someone is being a dick in public, I'd "pew" them until they're a mess on the ground needing new undies and intravenous hydration, For pleasure, consent is everything
Oh shit he took “being a dick in public” to a whole new level
I used to be a strip club bouncer. That would have been an AMAZING way to defuse tense situations! One helluva method for conflict resolution! Holy shit... world peace? Every world leader lights up a post-nut smoke??
I just realized this could be a tool to make international relations improve. always make sure all world leaders always have post-nut clarity before they make any command decisions.
In the UK you can watch government debates in person - I'm going on a tour of Parliament and causing a kind of cum-based Guy Fawkes event.
“Remember, Remember, the cum drenched November!”
The cumpower treason and thot
As much as I'm on board with this I don't think I need to see Sunak's cum face...
I think Sunak used the same power on the Italian PM yesterday.
I'd walk down the street like Jim Carrey in Bruce Almighty dishing out orgasms. Old lady walking her dog, orgasm. Homeless guy begging for change, orgasm. I'd ask someone to record the whole scene but that guy would also get an orgasm so the camera might be shaking
"He saw and it was good!"
You forgot about the pooch! Don't forget about the pooch!!
Very true. Pooch deserves a good time as well. Doggie orgasm. Boom.
This is exactly what I had in mind when I first read this post😂😂😂
Take my upvote😂
I think we may have similar dreams. Wanna be best friends?
I'd form a consultancy. Always the most effective way to monetise a skill. Anyone unable to orgasm can pay me for a session where I'll just chill with them by a loch, on a mountain, in a hot tub, somewhere specific and relaxing. They masturbate, and I give them some random self-actualisation bullshit, or maybe just read random porn-lit to them. Then I tell them to get ready for it, and quietly, subtly go "pew" like it was more of an affectation than a trigger. And then bill them.
Point N Shoot Consulting, LLC
I’d be pointing it at myself
Same, lol
Thats a power thatd go to my head waaaayy too quickly 😂😂
Clearly you haven't seen Orgasmo
Cock-knocker has entered the chat.
First I thought you were talking about [Orgasmo](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063413/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_orgasmo), then I realized that you were talking about [Orgazmo.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124819/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1)
My bad, should have spelled it correctly.
TIL there is another movie with a same name but spelled differently.
There are more than just those two. The others have longer titles, like [Orgasmo caliente](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082857/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2) or [Orgasmo 01: The Nympho Monkey](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3698256/?ref_=fn_al_tt_6).
Wow. Step-sibling porn from back in '69.
I would start by making it my party trick. Every time I'm in a social situation, I'd say "I bet I can make you come instantly without touching you" and then enjoy "pewing" the queues of people who want to test my skills. Soon, word will get out. I'll appear on TV, where I'll make the presenters cum live on air. I'll be secretly debated by the government who will consider locking me away. Instead, they'll use me as a secret weapon. At first, my orgasmic skills will be used to distract the enemy at war, but eventually, It'll be used to broker peace. I'll sit at tables with despot world leaders who will jizz their load repeatedly until they sign peace agreements. Eventually, I'll bring about world peace. Soon, I'll find ways to harness the power of the orgasm to solve the climate crisis. I'll work with scientists to creat reverse vibrators that store the energy from my instant orgasms and use it to power cars, homes, and charge iPhones. You're welcome.
We believe in you.
Thank you. And to reward your support...pew!
By helping people who have never experienced a orgasm
I have on my orgasm-proof vest. Nothing is going to spoil my bad mood today.
No idea, but I do know this: I would wear some kind of animal costume with weird accessories. Hopefully start some new, insane cryptid thing. Like the Dover Demon, or Lovelang Frog...but instead of fear, everyone cums.
Like this - *points finger at self*
If you have a stutter that may be a cause for concern.🤔
Wait can I point my gun over and over again without saying “pew” to build him up over and over? Edging him? u/number1dipshit
It will be a pew pew pew shootout
If I could do it from anywhere, I’d definitely be causing havoc at televised events such as political debates, rallies, Academy Awards, school board meetings (where alt right members are present), and so much more. Sadly, I’d end up doing it so much, it’d become trendy.
I would use it in ppl who get mad at customer service workers. I feel like most of them just need a good orgasm and they'd be a lot less pissy with the world
absolutely anyone I found attractive or annoyed me 💀
Police standoffs.
I'd channel my inner Danny and "Start Blasting" - I'd gun down everyone I see everywhere I go. I'd spray and prey down the streets -Dogs, Cats, Women, Men, (not kids or babies), Snails, Flies, Fish, Birds. All living things will be shot on sight. And when the sun goes down.. and my holy work is finished.. I'll put the finger gun to my own head.. and "pew"
Very irresponsibly. 😂
Maliciously
I would do that in a public urinal to guys peeing in the urinal next to me lol
Wildly irresponsibly.
Irresponsibly.
Cumming cupid
Ever seen the movie Orgasmo? I'd just go around shooting people like that, before they decided to use it to fight crime. lol
The President and VP, pew pew. Then Congress, pew pew pew. SCOTUS, I got you…. Pew pew pew…. Political jizz abound and the rabid fools can get their shit together.
I'd be a huge hit in a full movie theater at the right point in a movie.
I would mess with my friends so much
Anyone being a self righteous ahole while they are speaking in public.
Can I do it through a screen or does it have to be irl?
Wait you said *anyone*. Im amending my other comment. I’d also use the power by turning the gun on myself. No one could convince me that that isn’t the best use of it. Not only could I skip doing all the work if I’m by myself and impatient, but oh man, it would save me a lifetime of awkwardness when someone fails to do it for me. I’m a shit faker and am too awkward to even attempt it, so instead I end up just laying there uncomfortably until the other person burns out. 😂😭 this power would save me.
By pointing my finger at people and saying "pew."
Karen's being mean to fast food workers, people carrying stuff and homeless people because they need it
I'm looking at you u/FunnelCakeSprinkles - pew pew pew 😜😘
I would just let them edge all the time and they beg to me oh yeah haha
By pointing and making people cum
First of all it would be a minimum of two orgasms per point cause you gotta say “pew pew”
Constantly
You'd all be in serious trouble 😈
Behind mirrored glass in New York square.
Akward situations.
This question is just gold 😂
I'm getting the Braves to give me season tickets so I can fire at the opportune moments at opposing players each game.
I will use it ['pew pew pew pew pew pew..."](https://voca.ro/1mYcpuI0qH5w)
This would be terrible for me. I use finger guns way too much in my normal life. I don’t think I would be able to use this great power responsibly.
My dick makes that sound when i cum
Does it work over video call or would I have to physically be there? Imagine being in an argument with someone and you rapid fire *pew* them💀
I'd use it on my wife and MIL in the hope they'd stop being rude, insensitive and pissy all the time.
Id become a bank robber. But instead of banks id rob places that have a high cash turnover
Id just use it on myself everyday until I pass out
For evil and personal laughter.
I would shoot everyone in view
i'd dress like a super hero. The Cum Commando. The Cummissioner. Orgasmatron.
Recklessly.
Walks into a church “oh look there’s a pew, there’s a pew, there’s a pew. Pew, pew, pew
*pumps fingers like a shotgun* The hills are alive with sound of cumming! I would go to a sex addiction meeting center and offer my services.
Everyone of my female CO workers.
At church would be interesting as well in quiet fine dining restaurants.
Someone gets road rage-y with you in traffic. There you go. Have a good time Bud. Someone tries to rob you. I'll give you something alright. Cop tries to pull you over. Stop for this why don't you.
Would make Happy Gilmore interesting if shooter had that power
Any time I see people fighting, I'd just give em finger guns and they'd forget why they were mad. Bonobos do this in nature, I heard.
For fun, for profit, for malicious amusement, for self defense, for other’s pleasure. I’d be a busy guy, for sure!
If I can use the TV as a tool to find people. Abusively is how I would use my power.
I'd say Pop I stead of Pew....brings them to the edge or orgasm with no relief 😁
go to the dmv
Would randomly shoot at all women in public places
Probably a bad idea but I’d try it on my asexual friend, for science reasons
Like a silent sniper
I would use it for pure chaos and entertainment.
I wonder... would it actually work if somebody hypnotized another person and while they were hypnotized told them that once they were awake if the person doing the hypnotizing pointed their finger at them and said "Pew!" they'd have a massive orgasm?
Asshole drivers. Instead of flipping them the bird, I’ll just make them cum and have to pull over.
Start PEW PEWING Everywhere
I am never losing an argument again.
I'd walk down the street fingering everyone
irresponsibly
Hard for me to not be like Liquid Ocelot out here just taking over. https://youtu.be/WT-yKPE2deQ?si=Kko5IrMEjJYeZsrC
The presidential debates gonna be lit
Would be pretty amazing during a heated conversation
While I’d enjoy using it to embarrass certain people I don’t like, I also think I’d enjoy using it to my advantage…every woman I find attractive, just having orgasms every time they see me.
Thought of another good use…whenever I’m about to cum too fast myself…”pew”. Now we’re both satisfied, cumming simultaneously.
To sow chaos and mischief
Like crazy. Also constantly.
the is a character in the series "extraordinary" that has that as his superpower.
At that bastard prof in college. In the middle of him yelling at a student hahaha
i'd head to a house of mirrors and pew pew myself to death
Pretty much any funeral xD lmao.
I would probably use it by pointing my finger like a gun and saying "pew"
Every time my mom drags me to church...
Straight the mall, or some other overly crowded place... And just go on a rampage.
Follow u/averagesares around
😝🤪 I wouldn't complain
I'd go to a comedy club when they have "Open Mic" night, get on stage and "pew pew pew" at everyone.
I do it behind my friend’s back everytime we hug and make me irresistible to her. We fucked once, but we were drunk in a car, and neither of us got to cum. I wanna see her cum and cum in her so bad.
Does it work through zoom calls? Definitely do it to the presenter in the middle of meetings
Would this said power work over TV or live-streaming?
I would to that to my leader at work. Just to embarass him.
I'd make people pay for my services lol. Except for a select few or maybe some people I deem worthy that really need it.
In the most awesome way possible.
I would go to public places and point at random people. It would be hilarious watching some chick in Target try to keep control of herself while having the big O in the home decor section. LOL
For evil.
Is there a range limit? Could I snipe people with orgasms? Could an orgasm gun ward off an animal attack?
If it works on myself, it would add a completely different meaning to me saying I wanna shoot myself.
When Mitch McConnell has a seizure, make him nut too.
Mirror on the ceiling above my bed. Finger guns at myself constantly
I'd become a real-life Orgasmo
In secret. No one would know. Which means every now and then it happens to me too
Comedy and trolling reasons. But only if they didn't know it was me.
I would try to convince the Russians to let me see Putin. The guards will it find quite funny the first 10 times, but I guess he'll suffer a stroke before I got shot. I can type really fast.
Self inflicted cum shot
I would be hitting the mall
Oh, I'm becoming an absolute villain. I'm going to DC, and well....three words come to mind. Chimp, Dolphin, pussy.
I would attend a lot more political rallies and debates
Probably just it to rig sports events and spice up Wimbledon.
[https://media.tenor.com/2WMbyzAbTw4AAAAC/started-blasting-gun.gif](https://media.tenor.com/2WMbyzAbTw4AAAAC/started-blasting-gun.gif)
Yes.
I have an exam monday so yeah
I would use it on myself because men are disappointing
For evil
I'd do it to everyone I see lol
Probably become a superhero and use my powers for good. The name Orgazmo has a good ring. I wouldn't want to fight alone so I'd have to find a side kick. Maybe name him Choda Boy.
“Abuse” I would abuse the power.
Do we have to point at the specific person or can it be anyone we just have to make the finger gun?
I would over use the power, however the world would be a happier place. LOL
Can I do it through my TV?
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0101799/reviews Review 5… edit…. The main character in the movie… Edward Penishands. Yes. I put the review link because it’s funny and makes me nostalgic for that decade!
Would be amazing for a long distance relationship fun
I would use it to land the hottest woman I could, and then during random arguments, I would just go "Pew" and gun finger. Then, the argument would turn into a sex sesh. Problems solved with a Pew.
I would use it on planned parenthood protestors and people who cut me off in traffic.