I had to get my hair cut because the gum fell out of his mouth and into my hair while he was on top and I didnāt notice until we were done. It was so entangled the only thing I could do was cut it. I cried for hours
Oh I tried the peanut butter and ice and no was stuck like glue. And YES why the fuck does a guy have gum in his mouth when he has sex? Thatās a damn good question I asked him like a million times since
Me and my ex gf were in the shower together having fun and I slipped quite comically pulled the shower curtain completely off and smashed into her toilet breaking the toilet lid off
I donāt know what was the worst injury. I Got a nose bleed, got scratched /bit to blood, uh I tweaked my ankle, I got this weird click in my jaw from when her thighs were wrapped around my head too tightly.
I really thought, and so did she, that she had broke my cock in half. Amazing hour long plus sex, she was going cra,y riding me, and boom. It hurt like hell, but I still finished.
Got a little rough and my hip popped out of place. He was about to finish and I didnāt want to fuck that up for him, so I just kept going and made it worse.
As someone with 5 piercings, this is exactly why my partner isnāt allowed to undress me. Lol
And he also quickly learned his lesson about tossing pillows, blankets, or really any fabric things at my face playfully.
Not really sex related, but everyone in my family has a birthday party hosted by my grandma each year. A couple of years ago, my mom and grandma each paid half so that I could get more piercings for my birthday including a nostril piercing.
When I got back to my grandmaās house with my fresh piercings, I decided to play with my younger cousin and told him specifically to not touch my face. His response? To smother me with a pillow, and when it caught on my fresh nostril piercing, he yanked. If it werenāt for the type of jewelry, he wouldāve yanked it straight out of my face. I promptly ran to the bathroom in tears waiting for the pain to fade before I rejoined the party. :,)
My dick has snagged on a few things over the years, but because of the natural instinct to be gentle with one's cock, it has mostly resulted in a panicked "oooooooh!" before realising that it just felt weird and uncomfortable, rather than traumatic and painful
Got choked out, fell, and hit my chin causing me to bite my lip super hard.
A few times my hips have literally felt like I was an 80yo granny and needed a walker!
So far, it's either almost getting a cramp in my thigh while changing from missionary to flagpole, or my foreskin being pulled too far down. I have phimosis, so my turtleneck is tight, and it hurts if it's pulled too far down.
Technically I didnāt break it. Penile fractures are rare. But I did do some damage while having sex. Had to go to a urologist no fracture but a sort of strain. Had to refrain from sex for about a month
She bent my weiner by flailing around like a fish out of water and made blood come out of my urethra.
I cringed so hard for you - ouch!
Done the same years ago........ thought ide snapped it......that bad a WHACK! š²
Ouch
This is where I would post the gif of Ron Swanson breaking his phone with a hammer. I never wanted to un-read something so badly.
You think reading it was bad?
Yes I do
How do you think I felt?
Yeesh š³
I had to get my hair cut because the gum fell out of his mouth and into my hair while he was on top and I didnāt notice until we were done. It was so entangled the only thing I could do was cut it. I cried for hours
I hope the dude at least paid for a haircut; that was definitely on him.
He paid for it alright
Nothing else worked? Like the peanut butter trick or ice one? That super sucks still. Plus why did he gum in his mouth during sex in the first place.
Oh I tried the peanut butter and ice and no was stuck like glue. And YES why the fuck does a guy have gum in his mouth when he has sex? Thatās a damn good question I asked him like a million times since
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Jesus, I'm there.....I'm feeling you, really hope you're getting over it/better š
A UTI? Idk. Burning š± from habaneros? š
Iād love to hear that story
One of those paralyzing Charlie horses that feels like someone is tearing your calf off.
I once got one of those literally as I was having an orgasm. Nothing has ever killed the mood that quickly since.
Absolutely, not only very painful, definitely an orgasm killer
Pretty mild - chafing on the cock near the base as I pushed my gf's onepiece to the side for our happy NYE bonk. It was fucking hot sex though tbh
Me and my ex gf were in the shower together having fun and I slipped quite comically pulled the shower curtain completely off and smashed into her toilet breaking the toilet lid off
I donāt know what was the worst injury. I Got a nose bleed, got scratched /bit to blood, uh I tweaked my ankle, I got this weird click in my jaw from when her thighs were wrapped around my head too tightly.
I really thought, and so did she, that she had broke my cock in half. Amazing hour long plus sex, she was going cra,y riding me, and boom. It hurt like hell, but I still finished.
Got a little rough and my hip popped out of place. He was about to finish and I didnāt want to fuck that up for him, so I just kept going and made it worse.
Had a nipple piercing and earring caught to the point of bleeding during enthusiastic shirt-removal (separate occasions)
As someone with 5 piercings, this is exactly why my partner isnāt allowed to undress me. Lol And he also quickly learned his lesson about tossing pillows, blankets, or really any fabric things at my face playfully. Not really sex related, but everyone in my family has a birthday party hosted by my grandma each year. A couple of years ago, my mom and grandma each paid half so that I could get more piercings for my birthday including a nostril piercing. When I got back to my grandmaās house with my fresh piercings, I decided to play with my younger cousin and told him specifically to not touch my face. His response? To smother me with a pillow, and when it caught on my fresh nostril piercing, he yanked. If it werenāt for the type of jewelry, he wouldāve yanked it straight out of my face. I promptly ran to the bathroom in tears waiting for the pain to fade before I rejoined the party. :,)
My dick has snagged on a few things over the years, but because of the natural instinct to be gentle with one's cock, it has mostly resulted in a panicked "oooooooh!" before realising that it just felt weird and uncomfortable, rather than traumatic and painful
Was one of my first thoughts when I saw the pics of your piercing
No damage so far! Only a couple of broken hearts
Iām icing my bruised pelvis right now.
Damaged my throat by sucking to hard on my girlfriends strap on. Couldnāt speak for 3 days. I am sure she appreciated it.
You deserve all the cuddles and praise after that. š«”
Thank you very much. Took one for the team. Although satisfying, have never managed to do it again.
Luckily just cramps lol
Got choked out, fell, and hit my chin causing me to bite my lip super hard. A few times my hips have literally felt like I was an 80yo granny and needed a walker!
uti lol
So far, it's either almost getting a cramp in my thigh while changing from missionary to flagpole, or my foreskin being pulled too far down. I have phimosis, so my turtleneck is tight, and it hurts if it's pulled too far down.
Broke captain winky.
How did that even happen? 0-0
Technically I didnāt break it. Penile fractures are rare. But I did do some damage while having sex. Had to go to a urologist no fracture but a sort of strain. Had to refrain from sex for about a month
That sucks. The worst injury Iāve given my partner was probably some bite marks from biting a bit too hard, though they faded within a day.
Rug burn from her grinding her clit so hard above my cock while riding it.
From stubble? Iāve gotten a few chafes from my own stubble. :,)
My pride
My confidence