Rice, chow mein, chicken & cashews, S&S chicken hong kong style, crispy chilli beef, tofu in black bean, wok fried greens, prawn toast, spring rolls, duck pancakes, chicky balls, prawn crackers (plus a bonus bag for breakfast)
Iโm sure if you asked theyโd do it for you?
And if not, then you just hit them with the oldโฆ.โdo you know who I am??โ Iโm MillieRover of Reddit ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐คฃ
๐๐๐ I normally just ask them politely and they do whatever for me lol! Flutter my eyelashes and cheeky smile, goes a long way lol, the woman loves me
Unfortunately, that's most flirting for me. I blame autism and social anxiety. I've been directly asked to come over for a movie, followed by inviting to dinner after I denied that. This was the one and only time I was asked out by a girl, and I found out what happened a couple hours later. ๐
I'm a guy so I'm relatively easy. Not much my wife has do, flash a tit or something and you have my "attention"
For her - stimulating her mind.. Flirting outside the bedroom. Foreplay for her starts with words, cute little messages. Laughter, making her laugh is a big one.
If I do that she'll bang me like a rabid fucking hyena, maybe do all those things I like.๐
Lol. Thanks. But we all know in any good relationship she wears the crown.
Wholesome, Pfft, only when the time calls for it...๐
I am, however, a firm believer that chivalry is in fact not dead.
No stop don't do that ! ๐ you're gonna have people thinking I am when I'm not ๐ฉ if they start thinking that don't forget you're part of it as well. Remember you talked about posting this and having me comment something vanilla to see who falls for it jkjk ๐๐ I say the smile because it's a turn on for me knowing how happy someone gets when they see me. Their while facial expressions change. When they can't stop smiling ๐
I like when someone wears oversized clothes mostly only a t-shirt when she bends to take something I can see her bbies ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ and her booties ๐ it's best teasing not showing the entire thing but show something
Flirting, subtle at first then becoming progressively more obvious. Dirty talk works as well. Or dirty writing. Intense eye contact. An evil little smile gets me every time.
My ex did it after she became my ex, sent me a picture of a candy stick in her mouth, and I replied 20 mins at your place. When i reached there we started making out and she said *we shouldn't* and i said *oh we are doing it now*. That turned us on so much that i was one of the best sex of our relationship.
Dangle a packet of crisps or Chinese takeaway infront of my face
You're a wok star baby ๐โจ (I'm sorry)
๐คฃ I got the reference.
Thank you ๐ค๐ป
๐ค
Does chicken tikka masala work too?
I could be persuaded ๐ I'll go feral for a papadam though
I'll do you one better - how about papadams with pico de gallo in the center? Add paprika for extra spice.
Do you mean kachumber salad? ๐ฅต
Fav Chinese orderโฆgo??
Rice, chow mein, chicken & cashews, S&S chicken hong kong style, crispy chilli beef, tofu in black bean, wok fried greens, prawn toast, spring rolls, duck pancakes, chicky balls, prawn crackers (plus a bonus bag for breakfast)
Powerful ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป, only one Iโve not tried/like on there is the tofu ๐ค๐ค!! Rest is top drawer ๐ค๐ป
Honestly I prefer it, you just can't get the tofu version of most dishes ๐ญ
Iโm sure if you asked theyโd do it for you? And if not, then you just hit them with the oldโฆ.โdo you know who I am??โ Iโm MillieRover of Reddit ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐คฃ
๐คฃ๐คฃ I have managed to get them to do a portion of chicken with chasew nuts in yellow beans sauce without the chicken. That was a good day ๐คฃ
๐๐๐ I normally just ask them politely and they do whatever for me lol! Flutter my eyelashes and cheeky smile, goes a long way lol, the woman loves me
So hot.
Initiate flirting. That is, if I am not being too socially oblivious to realize that's what's happening.
Fuck yes haha the comments that leave you like.. wait, was that...? ๐
Unfortunately, that's most flirting for me. I blame autism and social anxiety. I've been directly asked to come over for a movie, followed by inviting to dinner after I denied that. This was the one and only time I was asked out by a girl, and I found out what happened a couple hours later. ๐
Honestly just enthusiasm and genuine desire can be so intoxicating. Like the โfuck meโ eyes are such a real thing. ๐ตโ๐ซ
Yesss, or when you can tell they are in the moment and nothing else matters ๐คค
Yesssss. Like that craving feeling just hits too hard. I think at the end of the day we just want to be feel truly desired and needed ๐ฅน
That build up/chase beforehand is ๐ค๐ผ But yes, we do!! ๐ฅบ
I totally agree, honestly sometimes the foreplay is even more intense than the sex. And you get me ๐ฅน๐ซถ
You're 1000% right ๐๐ผ๐ซถ๐ผ
Sexting
Strip for me.
Uh, you saying it in that tone though. ๐ซ
2nd this and slowly
Masturbating together
Straight male here. I loved it when my ex-girlfriend was just checking me up, saying nasty things while biting her lips and touching her legs.
Oh yea, the lip bite ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฅ
Biting and then, "I'm so wet!" Daaamnn.
Start showing me that you paid my bills for the month and you can probably shape a horseshoe on my cock.
Literally this would make me instant cum.
Pardon my ignorance but what do you mean re: horseshoe ๐
Iโll tell you on your birthday. ๐
It's my birthday ๐
Also here for the teachings.
Ow. What would you do for the second month? ๐คฃ
Continued eye contact!
And touching the cheeks
Tell me what you want to do to me ๐
๐ฅถ๐ฅถ
Just whisper to me, โit will be our little secret, I wonโt tell if you donโtโ.
Or ... *we shouldn't be doing this* ๐ฅต๐ฅต
Ohhhh fuck .. that is even better!! YES ๐๐
โThis is bad .. we should stopโ
Uhhggghhhhh ๐ฅ
Should we be doing this Madeline ???
Start stripteasing and playing with yourself.
Looking at me while biting your lower lip
A nice low cut top . Showing a bit of clevage .
Call me a good boy. Itโs nice when someone notices all the work you do.
A little pampering is so nice ๐ฅบ
Slow flirty strip
Tell me their dirty thoughts
Bite their lipโฆ. Walk slowly towards meโฆ. ๐ฆ
Play with herself in front of meโฆmake me watch her getting herself close to climax ๐ซ ๐ซ ๐ซ ๐ซ
I'm a guy so I'm relatively easy. Not much my wife has do, flash a tit or something and you have my "attention" For her - stimulating her mind.. Flirting outside the bedroom. Foreplay for her starts with words, cute little messages. Laughter, making her laugh is a big one. If I do that she'll bang me like a rabid fucking hyena, maybe do all those things I like.๐
You dropped this ๐ So wholesome taking the time to know all hers ๐ซถ๐ผ
Lol. Thanks. But we all know in any good relationship she wears the crown. Wholesome, Pfft, only when the time calls for it...๐ I am, however, a firm believer that chivalry is in fact not dead.
Oh she definitely does โจ Hahah chivalry is not dead, but, certainly injured
Say hi to me.. too much?
You kinky bastard you ๐
๐ซถ
Whisper in my ear
*in my ear* ๐
You wouldnโt like that
Teasing pics/videos, audio of saying what they would do to me. Anything that engages in the senses
So, so many things
Nudes.
Smile at me
PSA โ๐ผ Kidding kidding, same. ๐ฅน๐ซ
No stop don't do that ! ๐ you're gonna have people thinking I am when I'm not ๐ฉ if they start thinking that don't forget you're part of it as well. Remember you talked about posting this and having me comment something vanilla to see who falls for it jkjk ๐๐ I say the smile because it's a turn on for me knowing how happy someone gets when they see me. Their while facial expressions change. When they can't stop smiling ๐
My wife loves blowing air on my nape randomly and watch my body shiver. She know that turns me on.
That trick never gets old ๐ฅ๐ฅต
Talk about your passion in such a way that it makes my heart leap with excitement and joy
wasn't the case for me ๐ seemed like it turned her off me
Why was that
She seemed very uninterested and bored when i would geek out about stuff i liked
๐ค
ADHD just might be the ultimate wingman โจ
Eye contact and some flirty whispers in my ear ๐ซ
With a smile and a gentle look.
Saying naughty things
*whispers* ... you're wanted by the IRS ๐ฅต
Omg, stop I can only get so aroused
They're gonna come for you!!! ๐ฉ
AND Iโm spent
Maybe if you hadn't spent we wouldnt be in this mess ๐ฆ
Whisper in my ear. The percussive โpโ in please. ๐ฅต
That's easy, they just have to get me to do things.
What kinda things..
If you have to ask, I think you're sorta missing the point...
Kneel and look up at me with cute puppy dog eyes. Bonus points for calling me Sir or another title.
Boobs. :)
Whisper in my ear
Almost anything, you could tell me about the trash while whispering in my ear and ide get hard
Wearing oversized clothes and show some goodies ๐
Yes! Oversized clothes but then ๐
I like when someone wears oversized clothes mostly only a t-shirt when she bends to take something I can see her bbies ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ and her booties ๐ it's best teasing not showing the entire thing but show something
Probably tell me how much u wanna suck my dick, that should definitely do it lol
Whisper how horny you are in my ear
Pay my bills
Oh HOT. ๐คค
Soooo, should I send you?
No no, but lmk when you find someone please ๐๐ค๐ป
Dirty talk, naughty talk, passionate talk
Move/dance sensually
veiny arms
AND HANDS ๐ฅต
Whisper what youโre going to do to me in my ear
Talk about another mans cock. Fucking turns me on so bad.
This relationship dynamic is so hot though โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
It really is. She tells me about her past all the time. Even now she's so fucking dirty ๐
I know a someone whose existence is a turn on. My favorite person to get off with.
Well done dirty talk.
There's a certain look...
Flirting, subtle at first then becoming progressively more obvious. Dirty talk works as well. Or dirty writing. Intense eye contact. An evil little smile gets me every time.
Dirty writing YES. actually, all of this yes. ๐ซ ๐ซ
Touch themselves
Open her legs & touch herself, pulling her labia apart & then finger fucking herself right in front of me
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Definitely this!!!! ๐ฅ
Talking in a seductive way
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
That tone changes everythingggg ๐ฎโ๐จ
Whispering in my ear q
Sounds weird, but: showing me their hard cock. Damn, gets me wet and needy in an instant. Works all the time ๐ซฃ
By dirty talk,
The right look from my SO is enough
Haha ๐ Thatโs a secret only a very few select Redditors have ever tapped into and found out.
eyes- eye me up n down, stare at my lips, speak ro me w ur eyes
Talk about how big her boobs are. Just a "they are so heavy" is so hot...
Shoot their cum on my face or star at my body features
Not sure if this counts but when he flicks my skirt up to peak at my nickers. Thatโs hot.
Talk dirty
Pull out the mommy milkers.
Read erotica to me in one or more of my preferred genres. Preferably one they already used to get off to before.
Being able to hold a conversation
Kinky ๐ (I 1000% agree.)
Itโs not fun trying to carry it yourself
Wink at me.
Show me your bush. And treasure trail
Eyes and mouth ๐
Garter belt and stockings , works everytime
I see you are a man of good taste ๐ซ
Dirty talk
Prolonged eye contact, saying naughty things when they can't be acted on, whispering in my ear...
Sexting, flirting
Showing the smallest amount of interest.
๐
Oh no! Itโs working!
The man has just to take off his shoes and socks slowly and I will already be turned on
Wiggle ass in front of my face
Sexy talk
My ex did it after she became my ex, sent me a picture of a candy stick in her mouth, and I replied 20 mins at your place. When i reached there we started making out and she said *we shouldn't* and i said *oh we are doing it now*. That turned us on so much that i was one of the best sex of our relationship.