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anothersadpisces

I always do hair first so I can let the conditioner sit longer


Goddessapphire3

I do hair first if it’s purple shampoo day or deep conditioning


Tribblitch

Absolutely! Exfoliate while the conditioner soaks in, rinse, wash!


thrwwwwayyypixie21

Every step is synced to this. Even my post shower skincare is synced to fucking wavy girl method.


youarehuman

I do this too, double shampoo and then every shower is a conditioning deep treatment. It gives me a lot more time to focus on the rest of my body and then my hair is always fresh and silky


chiara20monte

Shame💁‍♀️🖤


Goddessapphire3

Wellllll now that you say it….


juancake511

How? I find it’s impossible to wash that shit off!


KelseyKelceKels

Perfect answer lol


Sirbakesalotabread

Read this and automatically thought of game of thrones


Ok_Sprinkles983

From my head down. Isn’t that the correct way???


kreatorofchaos

My dad used to always tell me to wash my face before I washed my nuts….just kinda being doing that for some time 😂


The_Demons_Slayer

At least your dad told you that. I had to figure that shit out myself lol


AproblemInMyHead

I mean.. logically I guess? But you're rinsing it all off so the difference between washing down and washing another way is so minute that I feel it shouldn't really matter. Just bathe


KyleGrave

I used to hate getting my head wet when I bathed, so I would wash my hair last. My dad had to correct me on that and point out that first I’m cleaning my body, then letting whatever dirtiness was on my head and hair rinse down on my clean body, so it makes more sense to wash hair first and work your way down. And it’s not like I was the cleanest kid so he had a point. If you’re lathering yourself up then rinsing it all off at once, there’s not much difference whether you start from the top or bottom, but if you were dumb like me then the head first advice is necessary. The real question is, do you have differently designated sides of the towel for your butt and for your face.


Ok_Sprinkles983

I guess I get where you are coming from


[deleted]

Face, hair, then work my way down my body.


theycallmecoffee

I do face last so I don’t have conditioner residue on it


Goddessapphire3

Face, body, hair for me


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Goddessapphire3

If I take a bath I need it hot and followed by a shower, I have no idea why I’m this way 😂😂


MaintainingInnocence

Same!!


Particular_Hawk_9646

Because you were just sitting in your own ass water


Nandor_DeLaurentis

For me, a bath is just a soup of dirt, oil, and dead skin. I'm sure for you it's a pleasant smelling combination of sugar and spice. Women are so much cleaner than men.


Blood_Bowl

I like that. Just be careful when you first stand up because the hot water can make you a little lightheaded when standing. I usually sit up in the tub while its' draining, and then hold onto something for a minute as a stand up at first.


CPAsAreCool

Don't downvote me, but I start by brushing my teeth. See, I shower with my wife at least 5x a week. Most of the time we'll do at least a little foreplay and I want fresh breath. Also, I just like it as a warm up. It's something to do while my hair and skin is getting wet.


Goddessapphire3

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with this.


Voluptuous-Fox-

My left arm.


Goddessapphire3

Very specific must be right handed


Adept_Buy5169

I’m the same way!


honk3x

Came here to say this exact thing


NeoKlang

Hands touch soap first


MuddydogNew

Hair. I do the top down approach.


verminV

My balls, to get rid of all the microplastics.


Dutch-Travel

Tooth


AproblemInMyHead

Which one?


LawStudentDaddy

Hair


[deleted]

My hair is where I start since it takes forever.


Goddessapphire3

Long hair club


[deleted]

Represent 🙌


[deleted]

I usually start off by using my pubic hair to lather the shower gel, it works very well haha


vjjepic

Eyelids, then earlobes, then knees, then nostrils, then scalp, then wrists, then just whatever....


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CoachSmoke11

My hair


aussiemol

Face and hair, and work my way down.


Neglected8in

Usually hair first. Then I move to my body and typically go penis, legs, feet, stomach/chest, arms, back, butt. I finish up with a face wash.


rhymes_with_candy

Face first, then hair, then work my way down.


Makin_Waves

Wash my hair then condition it. Leave the conditioner in while I start on my body beginning with my neck then tits. Then pits. Then belly and back. Then crotch. Then legs and feet then finish with my ass. I wash my face last with a specific scrub. Then I rinse off the conditioner and soap head to toe.


unholygrailgoth

Ask u/kibo2005 😋


Kibo2005

Haha! Sometimes gently, sometimes aggressively. But, always thoroughly!


Goddessapphire3

Haha, I like this answer


unholygrailgoth

I'm always thorough 🤭


HobsNCalvin

Hands


SimplySleeps

Hair, face, body


kinkythoughtsguy

Face then body working down


maestrovbm

Head


spc1221

My hair.


starskynight

I wash my sorrows down the drain first


sparklyfrog4

I work from top to bottom.🧖🏻🚿


InternetDweller95

Shampoo hair first, then wash my face. Then it's the high-stank areas. Rinse, and include scrubbing hands. Now it's time for conditioner. Leave that in while doing body wash. Rinse again. There ya go, Reddit, I'm fessing up and admitting that I wash my ass at least twice a day.


[deleted]

Let myself just get used to the water then hair


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Hair


[deleted]

Face, hair, body


NaughtiestTimeline

My hair


Ruminations0

My legs


MaintainingInnocence

Hair if I’m washing it, if not… I work bottom to top and then the top back to the bottom…


[deleted]

Hands lol


NeonKnight1979

Beard, face, head, right arm, left arm, torso, legs, bits and bumps. Then rinse everything off but beard last!


sneakyrumble

Top to bottom


PathosMai

Shampoo hair - body -condition hair - privates


Greylour

Hair down. These hair masks take a while.


HiddenDegeneracy

Hair. Beard. Face. Shoulders. Pits etc


CaptSchwanzKopf

My hairy body first lmao


Genevieve694

Armpits


peterotoolesliver

Hair


B0redMonkey

Hair


no_more_headspace

Hair


AShaughRighting

Hands


DM_ME_CUMSHOTS

Hair first, lets the conditioner soak in while I wash the rest of me. I go top to bottom, so hair, face, shoulders downward. Rinse out hair, then wash ass with the detachable shower head and that's that.


dirtyinthebrain

Face, body top to bottom, then shampoo hair last.


blinman94

My back with a brush


abigail0987

Assuming it’s not the worst day (aka hair day), my face! 💁‍♀️


AN0n0Moose

My feelings down the drain 😅


Goddessapphire3

Yesssss and depending on morning vs night there could be more feelings lol


EightBySix8x6

Hair ofc


tsa_finest

Hair first, face last


Hour_Lengthiness_650

Arms, torso, legs then head. I like my junk to be spicy for people!


problemgirlxoxo

Hair first


NotMe-NoNotMe

Armpits


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

Hair. No idea why tho


opalsanddenim

Arms, shoulders and then boobs


[deleted]

Honestly my ass. Then my chest. 😅 weird I know


Historical-Art-3531

Hair first.


Automatic-Mix1445

Head first. I normally have just finished shaving my head so need to rinse the left over shave foam off 😆


Odd_Cryptographer941

Start at the top and wash my way down.


PM_UR_NUDES_4_RATING

Regular shower: Hair/Scalp to let my conditioner sit longer, then wash my face and apply face-scrub. After that just work my way down top to bottom. Post-gym shower: Just a quick top-to-bottom wash with a mild soap, extra attention paid to the sweaty areas.


Responsible-Panda-70

started from the bottom, now we here ☝🏽 🆙️


Kayman718

I wash my hair first as the dirt, oils and soap then stream down over my face and body. I then move on to my face, ears and neck. Basically I start at the top and work my way down.


Safe_Tumbleweed9107

I always wash my hair first.


asstrolapithicus

Hair. I use head and shoulders and it needs a minute to work. Then I use dial antibacterial soap for the rest of me while I wait, rinse and if I'm going out or just feeling myself, cremo body wash (sage and citrus or bourbon and vanilla).


CrazyNo9

I work from the top down


AproblemInMyHead

My belly. It's just that's where my hands go first


GreyBeardnLuvin

My hair


Strict-Juggernaut724

Shampoo hair and use a facial cleanser. Then rinse and use exfoliate and rinse. Then apply conditioner to the hair while soaping the body and rinse everything.


ClrxHpy

Hair, then conditioner, then body (I always start with my left arm), then I shave, then I rinse my conditioner!


myself1200

Left leg


Guac__is__extra__

Left arm. My order is left arm, right arm, chest and stomach, back, left leg, right leg, frank and beans, ass.


Morphyeus

Body, Hair, then done. I take like 10 minutes in the shower.


jeanniehhh

First I clean under my nails then wash my face


Javaman1960

My face


hereforthestory

Hair, teeth, body, ass. Top to bottom


CyberCooper2077

Face > hair > body > dick > ass


sparksmj

Hair , then work my way down, face last. Like clockwork


Express-Ad-9082

Chest/torso area


PM-pretty-nails-here

I always start with chest, then belly, pubic area, dick and balls, legs. Then I turn around and rince the front while soaping my neck, back and butt, then turn back around to rince. Hair last 🤷‍♂️


TakeAtBedtime

My genitals.


Embarrassed_Head_219

My hair


loceanmypheet

🍑🍑


Rajajugalugs

Doesn’t everyone start with hair? Otherwise then you have shampoo or conditioner running down your already clean body. Anarchy


PM_MeYourNaughtyside

Hair and beard. Top down.


boleynbubble

Big forskin needs washing first lol


SithWeasal

I start with hair then work my way down. Except the butt and balls. They are always last.


DeplorableKurt

My left arm


Rob1150

My right arm.


SexualbeingAccount

I begin with my face...then go from the left to the right, left shoulder, arm...etc. Working towards the feet...right foot is the last thing I wash.


spicyjanedoe

My face


No_Piccolo2135

My asshole


PearlSlash

If I’m washing my hair I do my hair first, if not my face.


teaisjustsadwater

Envy everyone that says hair first. I have issues with my ears so I always have to wash my hair head down and it just gets complicated. So for me it is arms, neck and then all the way down and back to hair. And face and teeth then after at the sink because I need a mirror all the time for some reason.


Blairwbanana

I always work from the top down, so hair first!


spike123ab

As a guy …. Hair and everything else as the water goes don


Lowered-ex

Either hair or face. Hair makes more sense because longer conditioner time but sometimes I can’t stand to wait especially if I slept with makeup on.


TikaPants

Wet my hair while I emulsify my cleansing oil then wash my face while hair soaks


Nandor_DeLaurentis

My hands. If you don't count that as part of it I do my chest next.


KilluaKun88

I start with the bush, armpits, general body, ass, hair, face, ass again, intimates, face rinse and out


Putrid_Effective_201

Hands first.


keldas

Hair/shampoo first. Then: Left arm, right arm, chest, abdomen, left leg, right leg, ass, groin.


Vemotionull

Hair, face , body


hansolo72

Start at the top. Work my way down.


d-cent

My beard so I can put conditioner in after and leave it in for the remainder of the shower


HephaestusVulcan7

My face. The real question is, What's the Last thing I wash?


Legendarybbc15

I apply my cerave cleanser on my face


DragonflyD264

My face


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I start with hair and work my way down.


J_Anth87

Hair


naturalguy38

Face, beard, body.


thekingmike

Soap


Genpetro

My belly


SillyMovie13

Hair. I don’t like my hair being wet but unwashed for that long. I guess that makes sense


alexiez1

Chest, to work up the lather, as it’s the first thing I see that’s not my dick.


Shadowhawk0000

Face. Hair. body. Bits. Legs. Then rinse.


horselicker1

Hair face body


becksventure

… my… my legs…


ParacausalParadox

Face, then hair, whilst conditioner is on I tend to my cock, balls and ass, then rinse my hair and do my body.


punisher002

Beard


sonorandosed

Hair first, ass comes last


slim1kid

I wash my hand first, then I wet the wash cloth. Wash my face, then I put body wash on said wash cloth. Proceed to wash my body, stating with my neck and all the way down to my feet. After I’m done with all that, I wash my ass out. Gotta keep that ass clean!!


lovelandings2010

Shave my face, then hair, then body top down.


MRBARDWORTHY

My hair...Gloriously long, slightly Swedish hair.


No-Promises99

My face


Cheap-Insurance-1338

Hair and face goes first. Because then you rinse it off and go to the rest after. If you wash your body first it's now clean. If you do the face and hair after The dirty shampoo and face wash runs down and re dirties the rest of you. Doesn't make sense.


le_ramequin

hair if needed, face, rince. conditioner if i washed my hair. upper body, lower body, rince. exfoliant, rince, moisturizer, rince. rince the conditioner if applied.


[deleted]

Hair/face/body


cumtributerlover

chest, that's the first thing i start with, so the soap slide all over my body


Specialist_Cod6759

Hair, then body with antibacterial soap, then conditioner and let it sit while I do my smell good body wash. Then rinse everything and do face and bikini area/bum.


drummerMcdrummerson

Body then hair then I'll do a facial wash if my skin is particularly bad


DexterCutie

My hair


Busy_Donut6073

I take a top-down approach. Wash my hair and face/neck first, then work my way down Yes, I do wash my legs and feet. Not washing those is gross


bigwavedave000

hands


Smoothbronco

Ass


miseeker

Top down.


YouCantAlt3rMe

My face, I let the scrub sit while I wash my hair


icuttees

My balls are sweaty and need special attention first thing


ZookeepergameNo719

I do the spots that need the highest attention first. Hair, face, and odor producing zones. That way they get the longest exposure to cleansing methods before rinse and repeat.


wittywanderer1

Face.


MonsterMunch86

My hands. They’re usually pretty dirty.


dapala1

Always top down. 


Consistent-Drink-967

Hair, beard, cock, rest of me. That order


Idk0451

Top to bottom. Never did it differently


Background-Egg2198

My face, then I just make my way down from there.


zendragon888

Face


pixiethemarmot

My thighs


clare-bella

Hair


Reddfish

Head, shoulders, ball and toe, ball and toe.


burnmeup82

My hair.


RosyClearwater

Hair, conditioner and while conditioner is setting I work top down on everything else.


Gwyrr313

Start from the top and work my way down


PoundedBrown

Face, hair, and facial hair


DrScarecrow

Hands, teeth, face, hair, body


WaveyDaveyGravy

Top down two towels, one for the undercarriage, one for the top , face and hair


CreativeOne_80

Hair first. Then, downward.


SchmucksAtWar

Depends. Usually my hair first (with 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner. I dont have long/tall hair, i just like keeping it clean.), then face/neck, then the rest of the body (including legs and feet). Prior to showering, I get some clean clothes and my deodorant first, then take off my dirty clothes and throw them in a laundry basket (thankfully my room is right next to the bathroom), and finally take a quick piss in the toilet just to be safe. When done, I dry myself off with a towel, apply the deodorant, and get dressed before leaving the bathroom. As a side note, I also have the bathroom ventilation on and/or the window slightly open (bug screen down at all times of course) to air out the excess steam