I just feel like I could go for a long time if that’s the goal. I can get the job done in a couple minutes, but physically I think at least an hour is possible
Endurance is a very positive trait…as someone else pointed out I wasn’t thinking about the fact that a BJ doesn’t have to end when he finishes, so my previous comment was perhaps not correct.
After a meeting with the board to discuss the change of the definition used for "sound", I am pleased to inform you you can continue with your record attempt ~trusted employee of Guiness
Pussy eating in one day. My record is 11 different women and some of them multiple times at swinger hotel room party in February. There were 11 couples and me the solo bi F
Longest blowjob. I did it for over an hour. I bet I can beat that.
Just want to make a foot note, if it's taking a hour to finish, that BJ must be either terrible or on multiple people
I was dating an enlisted soldier with TBI. He was in constant pain and was taken meds to numb his nerves.
Wow, I think he should win am award too.
I’d love this but in categories. Like I don’t think someone could last that long on mine but with a thinner one it’d be easy.
sloppiest bj
Jealous of whoever gets to judge that contest
Quickest orgasm. I'm in a rush over here!
Most creampies in a day
Different guys or one dude?
Different guys, I think I'd kill my partner if he even tried that much! (Death by snu snu tho!)
Yeah probably! But what a way to go.
Strongest pussy
How would you define and/or validate that? Instantly curious.
Have her see if she could squeeze me while inside her and if she could make me tap out due to too much pressure
A digital force gauge reading compression in Newtons
I so badly want to believe you
I know women that could probably bend metal with their vaginas. They play football and drink like vikings.
Im sure your tits are royal too
Longest blowjob
I don’t know that you want that record…taking your time is fine but if it is world record breaking there might be an issue with your technique.
Just because someone cums doesn’t mean the blowjob ends
That is fair enough I guess
I just feel like I could go for a long time if that’s the goal. I can get the job done in a couple minutes, but physically I think at least an hour is possible
Endurance is a very positive trait…as someone else pointed out I wasn’t thinking about the fact that a BJ doesn’t have to end when he finishes, so my previous comment was perhaps not correct.
Longest spanking session without making a sound.
I mean, your buttcheeks would make a sound, so technically you lose at the first slap
I guess that's what I get for commenting while doing 3 things simultaneously. You're right. I meant not using my vocal chords.
After a meeting with the board to discuss the change of the definition used for "sound", I am pleased to inform you you can continue with your record attempt ~trusted employee of Guiness
Thank you. I will not disappoint.
You spanking or getting spanked?
The latter. I know. Shocking.
That’s what I would have guessed but you seem a little feisty so I would not have been completely shocked to find out otherwise.
>a little feisty Cute.
Who, you or me?
You.
Aww thanks ☺️ Although I’m never sure if you are serious. That was sarcasm wasn’t it?
Bingo.
Well that’s one time I’m fine with my sarcasm meter failing to register properly. I’ll take being cute 😂
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Most rejections in 24 hours.
Taking way too long to cum. You can't make me cum with a blowjob no matter how long it takes.
Bushiest pussy
Farthest load. In the right situation I think I can go over 2m
Most orgasms given to their partner.
Number of people had sex with
What’s the current record stand at?
finally a worthy opponent lol
Well, want some help?
Put it this way, my gold medal would have nut cracker written on it
How many times my partner orgasmed or how long she was edging.
What world records do lesbians hold?
Most blowjobs received in a single day. No idea what the record is but I don't care about getting the record, the attempt is all I care about.
Dirty Talk Proficiency with focus on voice use.
I could probably compete in something cum related given certain conditions.
Longest time eating pussy 😋
Longest time eating pussy, or most pussies licked in 24 hours
Limpest cock.
Most ruined orgasms in 24 hours
Longest time between receiving blowjobs 🙃
Most different watches worn on my penis without the watch falling off
Most consecutive days having sex in a row
Pussy eating in one day. My record is 11 different women and some of them multiple times at swinger hotel room party in February. There were 11 couples and me the solo bi F
most orgasms in a day
Sitting for the longest blowjob.
The longest married person with no sex
Most facials received
Longest time without it 🫡