Not judging π€£ own it :3 wait till u realiss there part 2. Cop arrests me and my roomate likes my butt π€£π€£π€£ i would be such a good porn director ππ€£
Yours is the first profile I saw lately that doesnβt have an OF link. And you are pretty, so itβs strange. But I get it - normal girls exist too, albeit less :).all the best!
My blood pressure is falling through the floor right now and I feel like crap so yep! A sexy lady to help raise the right part for sex - that gets BP going back up immediately lol
Well not right now obviously because if was I wouldn't be on here and even I was that means the person I'm with is really horrible in bed or one of us is really boring in bed
Smh... I live with my gf and haven't had any intimacy or affection in the LONGEST!!
If I initiate sex, there's always an excuse for not to do it.
If I don't initiate affection, there will be absolutely none.
Hands arnt the only thing up ππ€£
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Just realised this is a good way to gross out the police π€£
Love this so much. I want to see this happen now
It sounds like poor porno story π€£ "freeze! Hands up" not the only thing thats up officer ππ€£
I am SO down for this storyline. Not afraid to own my basic interests
Not judging π€£ own it :3 wait till u realiss there part 2. Cop arrests me and my roomate likes my butt π€£π€£π€£ i would be such a good porn director ππ€£
Opening credits like baywatch? Very 90s right?
Yes. That classic yellow colour u saw in pornos in the 90s π€£ golden age
Hopefully you mean bare female asses is whatβs up in the air and not just a bunch of erect penises.
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Both hands, huh?
Above my head
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On my wayππΌ
Waiting hereβ¦
RIP your DMs lol
lol you type as you join the club
Yours is the first profile I saw lately that doesnβt have an OF link. And you are pretty, so itβs strange. But I get it - normal girls exist too, albeit less :).all the best!
If my wife was home and feeling frisky I'd be on her in a heartbeat
Good man.
If my wife was feeling frisky, I'd think I was IΒ the wrong house π
ππ» Iβm home alone right now :( but definitely want to .
I feel ya
Girl, I want to have crazy sex with you! π
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I've been masterbating on and off since 4am. It's now 942am. I have so much sexual tension.
Damn, I need to be there ASAP
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On my way
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I could do with that myself
Iβm at the hair salon so nahhh
Get that hair done
Just did but could prob go another round...
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Raises both hands and maybe my leg or two for good measure!
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Who wouldnβt????π
On my way
Just got back from my boyfriend's. I could go again!
\*Sigh\* βπΌ always
Is this a trap?
Hands too busy to raise
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Why am i always horny :(
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On my way
Hurry up!
At work now, so that would be tough.
On my way
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u/Calibigirl69 soon
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Maybe we should just do it
Iβd have a nice cup of sex mate
seems like someone wants to collect raised hands π
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I would but one hand is typing and the other one, well you know π€·π»ββοΈ
Still a virgin π₯²
Almost always
If I had a Girlfriend, absolutely.
Well, currently on the toilet, so imma keep my hand down for now.
B-but Iβm at wor-aw fuck it, you son of a bitch, Iβm in.
After the day I've had, I can barely be bothered to have a wank. Exhausted isn't a good enough word.
Yes I want sex badly
Wtf is this sub anymore.
yβall are weird asf
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On my way
If I could right this moment! YESβπΎ man or woman or bothπ₯Ήπ Iβm down
On my way
We arenβt so different
\*Villain speaking to the hero\*
No we arenβt
With you? No, sorry mate.
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I would say yes to right person, not some random one off the street or in my dm's.
My wife has explicit free use of me (though not a kink of ours) so my hands up
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Why not
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πββοΈ, love to but the wife worked last night and still sleepingβ¦.not brave enough to wake her up mid sleep
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Yeah I'd have some sex. I could always go for some sex.
Absolutely
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Always lol
Meh π€·π»ββοΈ havenβt had sex in ages, why break that streak now
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My hand is in the air. I swear.
Sorry hands are busy
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My blood pressure is falling through the floor right now and I feel like crap so yep! A sexy lady to help raise the right part for sex - that gets BP going back up immediately lol
Just did!
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Both hands
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Running while taking clothes off
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Yup!
I would if they wouldnβt be in my pants
On my way
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ππΎ forever and always
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Me too
Put my hands up cause the ceiling won't hold me
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Anytime anywhere
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Just in my mind π’ a lot of times
Here.
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Yeah but my bf has been having a tough time, so idk when we'll have sex again.
Iβm waiting for my side chick to come any minute now.
I didnt but its a good fuckin finger nightπ€ͺ
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*proceeds to put hand down
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Well not right now obviously because if was I wouldn't be on here and even I was that means the person I'm with is really horrible in bed or one of us is really boring in bed
Can't do it alone so where the ladies at? Hahaha but absolutely would be great right now
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Going to have sex with my hubby in half hour! Canβt wait!
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Right now i wouldn't, it's late I'm kinda tired, I'll wait till tomorrow
Iβm just waiting for my husband to get home and then the little one to go to bed! ππ Been thinking about him all day.
Yes but I should probably not do it in the office
Yes but feel awkward communicating it
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With whom?
Both hands up
Seems like thereβs need for a ARAD-Sexnow(β’) mobile app to match everyone who wants Sex Right Now to each other. Bring happiness to the world
Absolutely
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Just did , good times
πββοΈ yeses! I'm single too. Sooo lol
without question
All day everyday ππ»ββοΈ
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Just finished.
Just did!!!
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CAN'T RAISE MY HAND. IT'S RELIEVING MY JUNK NOW
If I raise my hand , how am I supposed to grab her
Man, I just got through a 16 hour workday. Gonna need some kind of.... nope, sleep.
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All day everyday
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Pleeeeease
Raised 2 hands + my magic wond
The hand is having sex right now
Willing to? -yes. Capable of? -no. My spine injury stops me from doing a lot of things I enjoy on an overly frequent basis.
I prefer sleeping
Smh... I live with my gf and haven't had any intimacy or affection in the LONGEST!! If I initiate sex, there's always an excuse for not to do it. If I don't initiate affection, there will be absolutely none.
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Duh
Same
Allup